Day 5 – August 14, 2025
4:30 AM. Huh, weird, my alarm’s going off. Convinced it’s my phone’s alarm that yanked me out of Morpheus’ arms, I tell it to stop—no luck. Even weirder, I don’t remember setting the muezzin’s call as my new ringtone! Oh right, my two brain cells just connected the dots. We’re in Indonesia, a predominantly Muslim country! So, paradise island or not, the muezzin starts singing from his minaret at ungodly hours. While we’re on the topic of religion in Indonesia, here are three fun facts for you. First, Indonesia is the country with the largest Muslim population in the world! Second, since the official language of Islam is Arabic, the call to prayer and imams’ sermons are in Arabic—even though no one speaks or understands it, not even the muezzins or the imams themselves! And third, Indonesians are often very curious about their interlocutors’ religion. However, don’t tell them you’re an atheist. They already struggle to grasp the idea of not believing in anything, and on top of that, it’s outright illegal by law! Yes, you read that right—all religions are allowed, and Indonesians are very tolerant about it, but it’s forbidden not to have one. So if you don’t have one, make one up, like the "satay ayam peanut sauce" religion Flo just converted to, or the OM one! Oh yeah, OM’s a good one!
Anyway, back to our Eid sheep—or rather, our mission from yesterday, which we only partially completed. "The assignment was to evaluate the archipelago as a whole, not just the main island. Agents 008 and 009, you failed your mission and have until tonight to fix it!"
Okay, our strategy for today is this: Access a representative sample of two small deserted islands among the most beautiful in the archipelago. And to make our report thorough and professional, do a snorkeling session at two of the most renowned spots nearby. To get there, either swim for sixteen hours or pay 10 bucks per person to set foot on a taxi boat reserved for the day, with grilled fish on one of the beaches for lunch included. After some hesitation and a quick chat with the treasurer, we decided to go for the financial effort demanded by the local junta!




"So, now that you’re nearing your goal, is the return on investment worth it?" To be quick and precise, we don’t travel to see—we travel to live. To live moments that will stay in our memories, unlike a fleeting image of a place, no matter how beautiful. No need for fancy words or grand phrases; they won’t be enough to describe what this moment—when we land on the untouched island of Cemora Besar—does to us. Whiter-than-white sand, shallow lagoon, water at 35°C, horizon as far as the eye can see, and us! Just us! That’s the scene set in the middle of the ocean! Now I get why it’s called the "Maldives of Java." Wooooow...





