Day 6 (continued)
We pick up our frantic pace again, dodging tuk-tuks and delivery guys on bikes with our best bullfight-worthy hip swerves. After the sixteenth stray cat, we take a left, then a right at the twelfth stray dog. Finally, we step into the famous, bustling Khan el Khalili souk. Here, made in China is king! If you stacked up all the wooden, sandstone, and plastic pyramid souvenirs, you’d probably outdo the Great Pyramid itself!

As expected, our skin and hair color don’t exactly grant us a free pass for a leisurely stroll. The street vendors go all out:
"Hello my friend, cheap papyrus?
- No thanks.
- A bracelet? One dollar! ... Where are you going?
- Just walking around.
- Why not come into my shop?
- No thanks.
- It’s beautiful, and cheaper than at Leclerc!
- Yeah, but no thanks.
- Cheap! Cheap! And great quality! A scarab?
- Really, it’s kind of you, but no thanks.
- What’s your price?
- Okay, bye...
- Where are you from?
- Ciao.
- Oh, you’re Italian?
- Bye.
- English? Maybe later?...
- Okay.
- Sure?
- Yes, yes...........
- Hello my friend, papyrus?..........."
In short, all we want is to be airlifted to a less "hostile" environment. So we take the tunnel that leads to the southern part of the neighborhood. And then... "If you’re looking for the tourist souk, it’s on the other side!" No, no, we’re in the right place! Here, it’s even more packed, and we don’t see a single tourist. We continue our visits: Souk El-Khayamiya, Bab Zuwayla gate, which we climb for a view of the city—it looks pretty rough. But time flies, and we clearly won’t be able to see everything I’d planned. Action, reaction! We flag down a tuk-tuk driver and ask him to take us to the Citadel of Saladin, skipping a bunch of sites that’ll mean we’ll have to plan another trip to Egypt. Oh, bummer...




The tuk-tuk ride is... epic, but the driver’s a pro. Every brake and acceleration is calculated to the millimeter, whether we’re going the right way or—especially—against traffic on a two-lane road with a median! In 15 minutes, the guy made 50 Egyptian pounds... and lost 128 points on his driver’s license!

Alright! The citadel! It’s beautiful, it’s huge! But where did Mehmet Ali, who ruled Egypt in the 19th century, get all those big rocks? Well, right where they were—on the pyramids, of course! If you ever wondered why the outer layer of stones is missing from the Giza pyramids, I’ve just handed you the culprit on a silver platter!

We visit the two mosques, take a quick tour of the military museum, enjoy a stunning view of the city, and our super-nice Uber driver picks us up to take us safely to the airport. No, no, our trip isn’t over yet—next stop, the soooouth! We’ll talk about it tomorrow?


