Day 10 (continued)
After failing to keep its promises, the Palmwag reserve makes a last-ditch effort to keep us a few extra precious moments—its exit track serving up the best Africa has to offer: The unexpected! An unforeseen encounter? A moment of grace? Not even close! This little *unexpected* jerk goes by the name of "blown-out tire"! The little angel on my right shoulder grumbles: "Great… We’re gonna waste so much time, and I don’t even wanna think about the bill!" The little devil on my left shoulder cheers: "Too cool, this is finally gonna spice up the day! Smells like a story in the making!"

And he’s right! With a stopwatch in hand, the unlikely anecdote jumps us just a minute after the flat. Barely enough time to pop the trunk and pretend to know where the jack is when a vehicle pulls up beside us. "All is good?" The accent is *very* French. Confirmed—it’s a French couple. Our two new friends live in Namibia. Knowing the drill on this exact vehicle (they own the same one), the kind gentleman offers to help me change our tire while Flo chats with his charming wife. Ferrero Rocher, ambassador’s soirรฉes—ring any bells? Because yes, our tire is changed in Formula 1 pit-stop mode… and the charming wife is none other than the French ambassador to Namibia herself! Whatever you wanna say, I’m genuinely blown away by the quality and speed of the French state’s help for its citizens abroad. Premium service on the house—thank you, Republic, thank you, Manu! And long live France!
"Okay, happy now? You got your story, but now you gotta roll up your sleeves and find a new tire!" Back to the little angel on my shoulder, grumbling… But this time, he’s right—we *do* need to follow his advice! Two hundred kilometers of rough track stand between us and Opuwo, the first town on our route. We cross all available fingers for the next three hours, hoping the rubber on our four remaining tires holds up…
Opuwo… or the feeling of *finally* having truly landed in Africa! The buzz in the streets, the noise, the dust, the poverty, the traditional outfits… and the resourcefulness! That’s exactly what we need right now, because the first two garages hit us with tourist-extortion prices. But the second one slips me the contact for his buddy’s cousin’s wife’s son, who *might* be able to help us find a decent second-hand tire without draining our savings. Off we go, cruising the town like a safari, hunting for a good deal, dragging it to a little roadside stall to get it mounted, only to realize *this* tire’s flat too. Back to the hunt for the perfect find, track it down, haul it back to the same stall, get it mounted, withdraw cash to pay, and *finally* we’re back on the road like gods. Go go go!!! Off to Epupa!

The road trip to Epupa, in the far north of the country, is *supposed* to be an adventure on its own. But with our tire sagas, we’re living this Africa Saga—buckle up, it’s gonna get bumpy—partly at night. A *terrible* idea, according to every expert… We pass through Kirikou-style villages by day… We weave between cows, jackals, drunk guys, and goats at night… until we arrive, exhausted, at our campsite in Epupa.
Welcome, indeed! A "Beware of Crocodiles" sign on our spot, a cute little scorpion under the grill, and a demonic spider with blood-red eyes thirsting for blood in the starlit shower…
"Uh… excuse me… are they dangerous?
- Yes, very dangerous!
- Yikes…"
Flo, officially excused from showering tonight!
Welcome to Africa!