Madeira: Between Disappointment and Enchantment
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Bom dia, travelers, A little feedback from our discovery of Madeira—there aren’t many out there! Hoping it might be useful to some of you 🙂

We stayed 7 days in Madeira between May 18th and 25th.

Base: Funchal, the Lido hotel area. A practical neighborhood (lots of restaurants, shops, buses, etc.) but lacking charm. While getting back to Funchal is quick thanks to the road infrastructure, the outskirts of the city are particularly congested in the morning and evening, often due to tourist buses blocking traffic. Plus, even though Funchal enjoys milder weather compared to the rest of the island, you won’t see any sunrises or sunsets there! In short, if I were to do it again, I wouldn’t stay in Funchal for 7 days, even if it’s convenient to unpack once and for all.

Car rental for the week with Avis through locationdevoiture.fr (now Carigami). Zero-excess insurance, two drivers included, full tank on pickup, return with a full tank. After everything I’d read, I was dreading it. No issues at pickup or return. A Citroën C3 with 4,000 km on the clock, which served us perfectly. We brought our own GPS and map, which came in handy. There are signs, of course, but not always where you need them 😛.

Guides & maps: The Rother for hikes, the *Évasion* guide (quite general but very complete), and the Sunflower (borrowed), which I liked less—I found the explanations less clear and a bit messy, but maybe it was just me being unclear 😇. We also had the Freytag & Berndt map at 1:40,000, very useful when exploring the tiniest roads.

Day 1: In the morning, we head to CURRAL DAS FREIRAS. The viewpoint is pretty, very well developed (too much?). We take a short walk down the path as recommended in the Sunflower guide. The environment is wild but doesn’t offer much in terms of views.





We then head east via the expressway. Destination: PONTA DE SÃO LOURENÇO. The sky is overcast there, while just earlier, we were under the sun 😕! We’ll have to deal with the weather’s whims—a constant in Madeira! Off we go for a 3.5-hour round-trip hike, including photo stops, a picnic, and the climb to Ponta do Furado at the very end.





It’s nice, very open, and unlike anywhere else on the island. But it’s also *very* crowded. Mass tourism where everyone’s staring at their feet, barely a smile, hardly a hello 😠. The vibe kind of kills the charm. We were there at lunchtime but didn’t escape the crowds.





Practical detail that matters: no restrooms at the parking lot, none at the Casa do Sardinha, and an environment with no trees or bushes where you can see for miles. Ladies, plan ahead... A hike you should do regardless, with no major difficulty aside from the final climb, though it "undulates" constantly. The trail is perfectly safe.



Back at the parking lot, we take the road to PORTO DA CRUZ, a small village nestled at the foot of the mountain. The natural pools, being cleaned, are empty, and the seaside promenade, splashed by waves, feels a bit gloomy. The charm isn’t there. Return to Funchal via PORTELA and the MIRADOURO DOS INGLESES, which is tricky to find—hidden at the back of a lovely park, tended like an old lady from the 19th century, maybe the former owner of the place...





To be continued... 😉
LI Libed3 Veteran ·
Hi, It's really nice of you to share your experience.
JE JeffPrX Regular ·
Hi Laure,

Here’s another travel journal I’ve been waiting for!! Your title worries me a little.

But I’m looking forward to the rest 😛

Jeff
MU Muriel18 Globetrotter ·
Hi Laure,

Thanks for this (early) feedback... We're waiting for the rest....😉

I went to Madeira during the first week of May. We really loved the São Lourenço hike (under the sun😛) and didn’t feel too crowded (there were some people, sure, but lots of locals since it was the weekend).

I didn’t write a trip report on VF—I jumped into creating a website instead... So if you want a sneak peek of our "Madeiran" week, check out my profile (for now, I’ve only had time to add 3 destinations—the rest will come little by little, and it’s even more time-consuming than writing a travel journal on VF 😕).

Muriel
GA Gaura Veteran ·
Thanks for this start to your travel journal. I’m looking forward to the rest—this destination has me interested...
LO Lol64 Veteran ·
Hi Nathalie,

It’s only fair, really. I get so much pleasure reading other travelers’ journals, I should contribute my own little bit too 😉. Thanks for following me 🙂 !
LO Lol64 Veteran ·
Hi Jeff, so glad to see you back on the Madeira forum!

Don’t worry too much—you’ll understand better as my story unfolds, and even more in the final wrap-up.

The disappointment is partly my fault: for forgetting that this island sits in the middle of the Atlantic, battered by winds and storms, shaped by harsh conditions into something a little rough around the edges. For dreaming of that "eternal spring" the tourism industry sells us—like a gentle, sunlit summer. For willfully ignoring all those centuries when humans, insatiable conquerors, enslaved this piece of land in the name of wheat, then sugarcane, vineyards, and finally tourism—the new gold of our era.

But Madeira hides its most beautiful treasures, and what wonder awaits those who know where to look...

To be continued 😉 !
LO Lol64 Veteran ·
Hi Muriel,

We also loved São Lourenço a lot, but we preferred the other hikes we did even more. Sometimes it comes down to little things—a ray of sunshine, too many people, a moment of fatigue... It’s true that there was a real crowd that day. Nowhere else have I felt that way!

I quickly checked out your site (an idea I really liked, but I’m too "limited" with my computer skills ). It seems like you also played hide-and-seek with the sun and clouds!

Looking forward to the rest soon...
LO Lol64 Veteran ·
Hi Noëlle, thanks for checking out my travel journal and taking the time to leave a little note! 🙂. I hope the rest of it gives you what you're looking for. Madeira is a gorgeous destination, but it’s one that you’ve got to earn 😉.
MA Marimijean Veteran ·
Good evening! Your travel journal is really great—I didn’t have the energy to make one! For São Lourenço, we were advised (on the forum) to go in the late afternoon: fewer people and, most importantly, the sun lighting up the rocks (but lots of wind)!

The week before ours had been gorgeous, but we had fog, so I was disappointed at first. Looking back, though, it was still amazing (trip from last year, late May/early June)! I’ll be following the rest with pleasure!
CA Calisson94 Veteran ·
Hi Laure,

I really like what I see in your photos! A lot, actually! But it’s true that the images don’t show the "developed" and "crowded" aspects! It’s not easy to decide: should we skip a nice hike or visit just because it’s packed? I’ll admit, that’s a bit of a temptation for me. But then, we risk only seeing the secondary spots! Or visiting at off-peak hours—but that’s not always doable!

Anyway, I’m thrilled to join you on this new travel journal.

See you soon.

L.
LO Lol64 Veteran ·
Here’s the continuation and the story of our second day on the island.

Day 2: The plan was to tackle the island’s highest peaks. We’d scheduled a climb up PICO ARIEIRO, then a visit to the Ninho da Manta viewpoint, followed by the short BALCÕES walk at Ribeiro Frio, and finally, after Santana, the hike up PICO RUIVO. Three short walks, with car rides in between to see the best of each spot—carefully calculated for the best effort-to-reward ratio 😛. Reality had other plans.

Early in the morning, we drove up to PICO ARIEIRO, a 45-minute trip from Funchal, without much hope. Clouds were gathering overhead. Yet, when we arrived at the parking lot, we were above the nimbus clouds. It was barely 9°C (19°C in Funchal when we left), and the wind was freezing. Bundled up in polar fleece, windbreakers, and scarves, we set off for the viewpoint, a 15-minute walk away. The air was incredibly pure, the landscape breathtaking, and best of all, hardly anyone was on the trail winding through the rocks. We exchanged glances, hesitated—the hike was rated "black" (difficult, vertigo-inducing) in the Rother guide. I’d studied the route but never dared to attempt it. But the opportunity was too good to pass up. We had water, snacks, so we went for it. We didn’t regret it—it became our number one highlight of the trip 🙂.



The route was simply stunning, the viewpoints jaw-dropping. Tunnels, staircases carved into the rock, metal ladders, cliffside paths—and always, always landscapes that defy imagination, raw and wild beauty barely touched by humans. Without a doubt, THIS is the hike to do in Madeira. I found it well secured. Of course, you need to be careful and wear proper shoes, but unless you’re paralyzed by vertigo, it’s not overly difficult—and I’m a scaredy-cat! It’s pretty tiring, though (constantly going up or down 🤪).





Since I hate round trips, once we reached PICO RUIVO and properly summited it, I suggested descending to Achada da Teixeira instead of going back the same way. My sweetheart wasn’t thrilled. Achada da Teixeira is just a parking lot for those doing the Pico Ruivo hike as a round trip. My plan? Find a car to drive us back down to Santana. From there, we could take a taxi to our car on the other side of the mountain (just to remind you, none of this was planned). My partner hesitated, and if there was no one around… I played my last card. It *is* possible to walk to Santana on foot. I conveniently omitted that it would add 3 more hours of hiking 😇.





The descent to Teixeira was lovely—the trail was easy and almost deserted. When we arrived at the parking lot, two cars were about to leave. The first one, seeing me approach, rolled up its windows and locked its doors. I didn’t know I looked that scary 😕😊! I approached the second car with my best smile and explained our predicament in English, dramatizing a little. *Please, can you drive us, it will be so nice*—we felt like we were on *Pékin Express*! Unfortunately, they were Germans who didn’t speak English. My partner, who’d been watching with amusement, reluctantly joined in, dusting off his schoolboy German. After leaving us to flounder in a mix of English, German, and French for a while, the couple finally agreed to drive us to Santana—incidentally, the only road down from Teixeira—while implying we were reckless for not planning our return trip properly *(Ach die Franzosen!)*. Once there, in the main square across from the police station, a taxi stand welcomed us. The ride cost 40 € for a good half-hour back to Pico Arieiro.





Pico Arieiro: done. Pico Ruivo: done too. We skipped Balcões because at Ribeiro Frio, it was packed—buses and cars clogging the road, making it hard to pass. After our nearly solitary adventure, we weren’t in the mood for crowds. Back at the hotel, we fully appreciated the pool and jacuzzi. Hey, it’s vacation too 😛😊! The next day, we painfully rediscovered muscles in our thighs and calves we’d forgotten existed. The price to pay for an exceptional hike!

Here’s one last photo just for fun—taken from the top of Pico Ruivo, looking toward the refuge and the path to Achada da Teixeira.

MA Marimijean Veteran ·
Thanks for these beautiful photos and this story—unfortunately, we experienced it in the fog, always hoping it would lift!!! And yes, Madeira is truly magnificent, but so much better without the fog! Keep up the good work.

PS: 2 photos taken just a few hours apart—one at the top of Pico Ruivo, the other by the sea at the bottom of Santana!!!!
LO Lol64 Veteran ·
Good evening and thank you for joining me in these "travel memories" 🙂

Indeed, São Lourenço must be stunning at the end of the day. That’s partly why I regretted staying in Funchal all week. No matter how close you are, you’re never in the right place at the right time!

As for the mist and clouds, no worries—we got our fair share too , and even some rain. If there’s one thing certain about Madeira, it’s the unpredictability of the weather 😉! From one hour to the next in the same spot, it’s either sunshine or pea soup fog. At the same moment, from one kilometer to the next, it’s the same story! How on earth do you make sense of it? You can almost watch the clouds race by with the naked eye, no timelapse needed

See you soon for the next part—a week’s travel journal goes by fast, much faster than a three-week road trip 😉
LO Lol64 Veteran ·
Hi Laure,

Nice to catch up with you on the trails of Madeira. I really enjoy traveling with you 🙂.

Yes, the photos aren’t too bad, and in reality, it was really pretty too—but *but*—impressions and memories depend on so many things! And I’m particularly sensitive to all those "little" things. That’s why I try as hard as I can to pick the right moment, but it doesn’t always work out, as you can see 😕!

Not easy to know what to do: skip a nice hike/sight because it’s too crowded? I’ll admit, that’s kind of the temptation I have

You’re not wrong. A while back, in my American dreams, I refused to even consider Yellowstone because of the crowds, and even now, I’m hesitant about Delicate Arch, which feels more like a big concert venue than a natural site.

But I don’t think that’s the right solution. Sometimes we get it wrong, and we don’t have all the facts to judge. In Madeira, I ended up on supposedly overcrowded hiking spots—just me and my partner, with amazing weather, completely baffled (but thrilled). Though I’ll admit, after the first one (Sao Lourenço), I got a little scared. A crowd walking in single file, staring blankly at their shoes, expressionless faces, not responding to smiles or hellos (I tried 3 or 4 languages for real 🤪). It felt like the Paris metro or a bad sci-fi movie with robots taking over the world. Add in a light mist and an end-of-the-world landscape—hello, atmosphere. The charm of a place can turn creepy fast 🏴‍☠️.

See you tomorrow for the rest—I’m off to bed, work tomorrow!
MU Muriel18 Globetrotter ·
Aaaah, there we go! Now I have regrets!!! We too had hesitated a lot about doing the Pico Arieiro hike (even though our hosts raved about it every morning) because of the "darkness" in the Rother guide... (and also because I had some knee issues, that's true!). Clearly, we should've given it a try! (Even if it meant turning back early).

We encountered way more people on the Pico Ruivo hike (especially when we were coming back down) than at São Lourenço... go figure 🤪.

I was also a bit disappointed by the ever-changing weather (though it was always mild).

Thanks for these photos because Madeira still remains a very fond memory overall. Muriel
FA Fabregal Veteran ·
Hi Laure,

I’m discovering your new travel journal with great pleasure. Though the title does worry me a little😕

The photos are really beautiful, but unfortunately, for me, it’s too high up and too empty🤪

To me, Madeira is a sunny island with a bit of history—an Austrian empress used to come here to relax in the sun. I think there’s even a statue of her in some gardens.

Looking forward to reading the rest of your journal! Hélène
JE JeffPrX Regular ·
Hi Laure,

Your travel journal reassures me way more than your title does! What I see in it I really like: nice walks and lovely landscapes!

Even if Madeira isn’t on the cards for this year (Scotland in a month), I already have the *Guide du Routard*! And your journal just convinces me even more that I’ll visit this island...

And the GoPro? ;)😉 Thanks, JF
LI Lilevis Veteran ·
Hi Laure,

I’m happy to follow your travel journal because we’re thinking of going to Madeira for about two weeks. Even though the island is small, we’re planning to stay in two or three different places. The photos are gorgeous! I thought the weather would be nice at this time of year, so I hadn’t considered the possibility of fog—good to know so I won’t be surprised. I’m jotting down everything that might interest me. Looking forward to the next update. Thanks for sharing!

Liliane
LO Lol64 Veteran ·
I regret it now!!!

Oh no, don’t feel that way! With a knee problem, it wouldn’t have been great anyway. There are still some steep descents and a few flights of high, uneven steps that a sore knee definitely wouldn’t appreciate.

As for turning back, it’s tough on a route this beautiful at every turn. We only planned to do a tiny stretch (the first viewpoint), but one extension led to another, and we ended up at the end 😛!

I was a bit disappointed by the changing weather too

Ah, the weather—it’s always the unpredictable part 😏. You plan so many great things, prepare everything carefully, and then—bam—a big cloud, a gust of wind, and everything’s ruined 🤪.

I’ll continue later...

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