Quels sont les risques de se retrouver face à un scorpion, une araignée, un serpent, etc, en Australie, plus particulièrement quand on fait du camping ?

Sunday, October 1st, 2023 Mulhouse-London We dumped our trash on our neighbors. We hugged, overflowing with emotion. Then Léa from Taxis S showed up. She knows us well. For ages, she’s been our driver. She was practically the official taxiwoman for the trips of the company where Dom and I met. She knew us when we were single! Almost teenagers! She knows everyone and fills in the biographies of people we’d forgotten. Across the street, while we loaded the luggage, S., perched in his window frame, waved a handkerchief. This wasn’t just any trip. Then things got tricky. It’s funny how fate sinks its teeth into our happy moments—there’s this whole intermediate phase where the poison seeps in unnoticed because you’re still in the dark... First, there was a delay on our flight to London. Dom immediately went on high alert, while I stayed calm. In my mind, we had two hours. I knew we had to go from Terminal 5 to Terminal 4, but two hours—come on, that’s plenty, right?

Bad calculation! Because those two hours were between the first flight’s landing and the second’s takeoff. But flights close at least half an hour before departure. Getting from one terminal to another means taking a shuttle bus. We waited for the one going to Terminal 4... until a young guy paid to direct people (who hadn’t seen us) informed us it was no longer possible to access Terminal 4 without going through Terminal 2 first for a connection! That really cranked up the pressure. We started installing a mental countdown with a programmed explosion at the end—guaranteed stress with added beads of sweat. The terminal bus was driven by a young Pakistani guy. We were *so* tense we bombarded him with our frantic, repetitive questions. “So? When are we getting there? What’s happening? Why aren’t we moving?” Our eyes were glued to our watches. The poor guy knew. Perfectly. Because it was obvious—no way around it. We weren’t going to make it. It was impossible. But Dom and I stubbornly refused to believe it. Then the kid stopped the bus. Me, hysterical: “What are you doing? What’s going on? Our plane takes off in... in... 4 minutes!!!! We’re gonna miss iiiiiit!” He wasn’t calm either. “You’ve already missed it!” He explained we had to cross a zone that required an escort car to clear a path through the runways. Impossible to do without. It’s forbidden. We had to WAIT (!!!). Then he got a radio call—he had to rush to Terminal 3 to pick up a passenger who was *super* tight on time. “Amir!!!! It’s RIGHT NOW!” they yelled in his already-red ears, thanks to the complaints of two hysterical Frenchies. Dom and I were in overdrive, hallucinating! We wanted to stop him, maybe even hit him to prevent him from turning around. He picked up the girl, whom we instantly hated like the most despicable witch. I turned on my data, searched for Malaysia Airlines’ number at Terminal 4, called, and actually got someone—quite a feat. A woman cut off my frantic rambling with a blunt “It’s over, the check-in is closed, the plane is about to take off.” I heard her but refused to accept it. I yelled, “We’re coming!” She shot back her monolithic “It’s over.” Finally at the doors of that damn Terminal 4, we ran—*really* ran—a marathon, Gate 6, security checks, pat-downs, “Take off your belts,” we asked questions, everyone seemed confident, we ran with one hand holding up our pants, the other clutching our belt, Gate 6—the room was empty. A girl was sitting there, calmly on the phone. We pounced on her. She calmed us down. Little by little, the light came back. Our brains rebooted. We finally understood it was over. We’d have to start crafting a new plan with the new reality. It started with a return to Terminal 5 to talk to British Airways, which took a good hour. With the same driver as before. We were alone with him. He took the time to apologize, to assure us it wasn’t his fault, that our problem had no solution, that nothing could’ve changed the outcome. At BA, we were exhausted. We were greeted by a handsome young man in a navy-blue uniform with gold stripes everywhere. We could’ve made a scene, but we were just relieved to find someone who’d take charge of our story. It was a minimal response, but it was *a* response. I suppose we could’ve demanded a business-class upgrade or a free trip, but we were just happy with a few vouchers for food, a hotel room with breakfast, and a little bag with plastic toys, a razor, toothbrush, hygiene products, and a T-shirt... Trinkets... But we were fine with it all—we said thank you eagerly because the essential was assured. He found us seats on flights tomorrow. *Tomorrow.* We were afraid to hope! We had the exact same flights but a day later. The same crappy times, but it was all good. We felt saved from the shipwreck, like survivors. - And what about the luggage? - .... !!!!

Monday, October 2nd, 2023 London - Kuala Lumpur

It wasn’t the Ritz, but with exhaustion on our side, we slept well. The continental breakfast was way better than we’d expected from an Ibis Budget. Still, it wasn’t enough to restore my joy for life. The course correction had turned into an arduous obstacle course. I scoured the car rental site every which way. Couldn’t reschedule the car. I’d done it before, but this time... Not to mention the laptop battery was complaining—the Brits have this quirk of making their power outlets incompatible with our chargers. Frustrated, I called them but ended up with a girl who declared herself incompetent and offered to have someone from Avis in Perth call me back—someone who’d supposedly handle rentals better. I decided to wait while taking a bath. Barely settled in, the phone rang. I was soaking wet, of course, and asked Dom to answer. Unfortunately, she’s known for disliking my phone, and in a clumsy move, she hung up. We got annoyed. She put dry towels on the edge of the bathtub, but—another false move—they fell in the water. The phone rang again... I completely redid the plans for the next two days, then transferred the files to my phone to consult them later offline. I plugged in my USB cable... *Plop!* The battery died abruptly—my PC shut down without any of the usual polite warnings! I looked around, hoping to find someone to strangle... Long story short, you can tell the day started under the worst omens. I was in a foul mood and spread my bad vibes to Dominique, who was initially in much better spirits... I called Mastercard, hoping to get a refund for the non-refundable night in Perth we’d already paid for. Same old song: “We’ll call you back”... Then... I’ll cut it short—buses, trains, lots of waiting... We rushed to reach the infamous Terminal 4.



We tried new options and convinced ourselves that a delayed departure flight is unrecoverable, no matter the scenario. We were furious that BA hadn’t bothered to tell us, leaving us to run around like rats in a burning house.

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023 Kuala Lumpur-Perth

The flight was pretty nice. 13 hours, though. Dom and I were facing each other across the aisle. We could get up easily whenever we wanted without bothering anyone and chat when we felt like it. Besides, their chicken was amazing. They were kind enough to offer Dom a truly remarkable glass of rum. Good movies too, including the excellent *Prisoners* by Denis Villeneuve. At KL, during boarding, we developed a nagging worry about our luggage. We checked with some Malaysian Airlines staff. I sensed their hesitation. They made calls. Then changed their minds, giving us smiles and thumbs up...

Wednesday, October 4th, 2023 Perth

*Happy is the man who, like Ulysses, has had a fine voyage.* Well, for us, it wasn’t that. Finally arrived, we experienced the loneliness of tourists watching the baggage carousel spin, emptying of its precious containers one by one, until only a handful of travelers were left, staring at each other in disbelief. Without luggage, you’re kinda screwed. Not even a change of socks—our feet had been swimming in the same shoes for 3 days. No adapter, so no laptop. No toiletries. We could’ve cried! The lost luggage guy played his part. If you want compensation, fill out the disclaimer on the website made for that. And then, “Don’t worry, your luggage will arrive tomorrow!” “Don’t worry?!” From the start of the trip, we’ve been jerked around, fed lies. Tomorrow is the *absolute* last chance to get them back. Beyond that, we’d have to scramble a whole new trip. And lose a lot in the process! I have no idea how to go about it. Tomorrow... OMG... Tomorrow... We landed at 1 AM. Avis, the car rental place, opens at 6:30. Luckily, we found some decent breakfast. It cheered us up and gave us a second wind. Incorrigible, we started believing again! Well, then we just killed time. What else was there to do?



In front of Avis’s little shack, we were freezing. We’d been there since dawn. The girl who showed up, a Latina, immediately saw us as a nuisance who’d ruin her hopes of a peaceful start. Her face and tone were as unwelcoming as possible. You know us—it ended with hugs. She gave us a gorgeous, brand-new car! A hybrid with ultra-sophisticated features, all buttons you shouldn’t touch if you want to drive this thing without causing irreparable damage! We’re off! Driving on the left is easy at first. You think about it constantly. It’s counterintuitive, it takes effort. It’s later, when you get used to it and confidence sets in, that it becomes dangerous—old reflexes can send you into a wall. Anyway, the car and I immediately clicked.

In Perth, underground parking next to the hotel, friendly welcome—we ended up forgetting all the morning’s mishaps. Should we go sightseeing?

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Bonjour à tous,

Je souhaite m'expatrier pour 6/8 mois en Australie oui mais voilà... j'ai peur des araignées :) Rien que le fait de lire sur les forums qu'il n'était pas rare de se retrouver face à une mygale de 10 à 15cm de diamètre dans les villes me donnent envie de vérifier si j'en ai pas une dans le dos. Je sais c'est bête...

Du coup je me dis as-tu choisi la meilleure destination ? Est-ce qu'il y a moins d'araignées sur la côte ouest de l'Australie ? Est-ce que je dois carrément renoncé à mon voyage pour plutôt partir en Nouvelle Zélande par exemple où la faune est moins agressive et énorme ?

Merci pour vos témoignages et précieuses réponses.

Noémie.

In this time of general travel-journal scarcity, I’m stepping up to tell you about a far-too-short getaway to the Top West End, a local term for the very northern part of Western Australia, right on the border ( ;) ) with the Northern Territory.

As usual, I didn’t manage to keep it short, but this time I’ve got photos to go with it!

August 2020. Since the opportunities to explore the world are extremely limited right now, all we (R&X) can do is explore our own island! Well, just a part of it, because with the state borders still closed, we’re stuck in Western Australia (WA).

Luckily, we’re pretty fortunate because this state is huge: over 2.5 million km² (that’s more than four times the size of France or 1.5 times Quebec). What’s more, stretching over 20 degrees of latitude between the Antarctic Ocean and the Timor Sea, you’ll find climates ranging from Mediterranean to arid to tropical. That’s actually why we decided to head as far north as possible. Sick of the endless rainy winter in Perth, bring on the heat of the Kimberley... way up Nooorth!

Friday. At the airport, the main terminal was closed (not enough flights), so we ended up in the annex (where flights to the various mines usually depart from). There was no crowd at the gate, and in this huge, single departure lounge, empty seats were plentiful. Only three flights were listed on the screens for the rest of the morning: the first to Coondewanna (?), the second to Darwin, and ours to Kununurra (code KNX).

A cool breeze swept through the half-open corridors along the runways. At the top of the walkway leading to the Fokker 100 (the Airbuses and Boeings are now parked!), a flight attendant greeted us with a basket full of sanitary masks. We were actually the only masked passengers (the staff weren’t wearing them either). With zero Covid-19 cases in WA at the time, the only rule was to maintain social distancing—something pretty hard to do on a full plane!

It was also my first time wearing a mask—it felt weird, pretty uncomfortable, and after a while, painful behind the ears. I really feel for those who have to wear one all day, every day. The flight lasted three long hours, but luckily, I had a good book. From the window, I watched an endless expanse of salt lakes in all shapes and sizes—round, elongated, gray, white, sometimes blue and green—and an infinity of winding, capricious meanders, along with long straight lines that led nowhere. The last half-hour got more interesting as rocky, swollen formations and long, sloping plateaus appeared. Against the vast ochre landscape, green patches became more frequent.







Just before landing, rows of green fields briefly appeared, along with an surprisingly wide river—but we were already rolling down the tarmac. A few hangars, a myriad of small, stationary planes, and a tiny terminal topped with a sign: “Welcome to Kununurra.”







We wanted heat, and here it was—34°C the moment we stepped off the plane! We felt alive again and totally ridiculous in our jeans and sweaters. We quickly grabbed our suitcase and picked up the 4x4 we’d rented—more out of necessity, since only that type of vehicle can access the national parks we planned to visit.

Just four kilometers separated us from Kununurra, a town of 5,000 people founded in 1961 during the construction of the Lake Argyle Dam and the development of the Ord River Irrigation Area Scheme (more on that later). On the horizon, mountain ranges (a bit of an exaggeration, since we know Mt. Meharry, WA’s highest ‘mountain,’ doesn’t even reach 1,250 meters!) and closer to the road, a few irrigation canals cutting through stretches of bush, then a huge park overlooking a small lake lined with reeds.

A row of baobabs (yes, there are baobabs in Australia too!), a series of motels with immaculate lawns, a gas station, and there’s the main street leading to the town center—that is, the parking lots of the two supermarkets, the bottleshop, the pub, the Town Hall, the municipal pool, and the Tourist Office (already closed!), and at the next roundabout, another park, the Presbyterian church, and a few other shops. In short, two or three green blocks that you can explore in no time.

One road leads to the small industrial area and one of the town’s three or four campgrounds, while another heads toward the residential neighborhoods, which look just like the typical suburbs you find in any Australian city—except with tropical vegetation. We stocked up at Coles, an identical copy of the one near our place, and—surprise—the prices were practically the same.

We checked into one of the motels. The receptionist listed the town’s three or four restaurants, insisting that it’s always better to book a table. She recommended the Pump House, a bit outside town on the lake’s edge. “Best spot to watch the sunset, but hurry up.” she told us. It was only 5:00 PM!

When we got there half an hour later, the place was packed, and the sun had already disappeared behind a row of trees! Sure enough, we’d see a few days later that the sunset can be a stunning spectacle—if you wait a bit for the sky (especially if it’s cloudy) to blaze and reflect in the lake’s calm waters. A little disappointed, we headed back into town, where we easily found the other lively spot in town: the pub (nothing like an old English pub). Above the long L-shaped bar, several giant screens (thankfully muted) were broadcasting live footy, rugby league, etc. In one corner, players circled the pool table, while in another, customers were digging into plates of the day’s special. Instead of rooms, there were various patios where groups of friends and coworkers (easily recognizable by the fluoro vests they were still wearing) were gathered. We found a table under a mango tree—unfortunately, a little too close to the guitarist strumming his entire Country Music repertoire, complete with Keith Urban-style tremolos. Guaranteed culture shock!

Since it’s the custom here, we called the Country Club to book a table before the kitchen closed! The CC is the town’s—and even the region’s—fancy spot. Dark decor, modern furniture, dim lighting, and the air conditioning blasting. The twenty or so customers had taken refuge on the vast terrace, lit by torches. The view of the tall eucalyptus trees, illuminated by spotlights shifting from red to blue, was breathtaking.

The menu was minimal, but the grilled salmon was excellent, and the Pavlova (the meringue dessert Kiwis and Aussies have been arguing over since 1906) with melon and watermelon was absolutely divine.

It wasn’t even 9:00 PM, and we were already in bed. Had we already adopted the Top West End’s chicken schedule?!

To be continued... Journal dedicated to Attila

UNE BALADE EN AUSTRALIE C'est ça oui, une balade, une balade comme une autre, il y a tant de choses à faire dans ce pays qu'il vaut mieux l'envisager par petits bouts plutôt que de vouloir tout voir tout faire...ou alors il faut se donner 6 mois et 6 mois je ne peux pas, c'est trop tard, ou trop tôt pour pouvoir envisager des vacances aussi longues. J'y vais donc 3 ou 4 semaines à chaque fois. Cette fois ci on part pour 4; nous allons nous balader, je dis bien balader, c'est à dire qu'il n'est pas question de foncer d'un point à un autre l'angoisse au ventre en craignant par dessus tout de n'avoir pas TOUT vu. Si j'ai pas tout vu, je m'en fous : ça me donne une bonne raison de revenir, c'est tout... Alors on va faire comme d'hab', on va dans un coin, on se pose vraiment quelques jours, le temps que l'épicier ou le marchand de pinard du coin reconnaisse ma tronche ( ben oui, Sabine et moi on aime bien prendre un petit verre de blanc le soir quand on est en vacances...parfois plusieurs même...faut dire qu' ils ont du bon vin là bas.). Et puis c'est qu'on est pas tous seuls, nous trimballons 2 minettes tout à fait charmantes, mais qui savent bien bien nous dire quand elles se font chier, c'est à dire quand on abuse des transferts. Seul contre 3 furies bien déterminées, je ne fais pas le poids : je m'incline. Grandeur et décadence du mâle européen. Je prépare donc le voyage comme d'habitude en utilisant au maximum internet pour me renseigner sur place, contacter les prestataires rechercher des accoms sympas, poser quelques questions sur les forums australiens ou francophones. La zone visée, c'est le Queensland d'où je dégage quelques endroits qui me semblent intéressants , j'en écarte d'autres déjà vus ou jugés trop fréquentés, donc peu fréquentables... Pas de Witsundays cette fois-ci, déjà visité, rien de plus à offrir que beaucoup d'îles d'Asie du Sud Est ou du pacifique et un peu trop fréquentées de surcroît. Pas non plus de Mission Beach, Hinchinbrook Island et Palm Island Group , je projetais très sérieusement de passer un bon bout de temps sur cette zone mais le cyclone Yasi a balayé mes espoirs de découvrir cette région cette fois ci. Quand la nature vous balance un signe de cet acabit, on ne discute pas : on s'incline. Respect... Ben oui, mais ça ne va pas du tout ça, puisque nous, ce qu'on voulait, c'est voir des casoars et Mission Beach est un coin très réputé pour ça ! Vous me direz, maintenant que le cyclone est passé, ils seront encore plus facile à voir les bestiaux ! ce à quoi je répondrais du tac au tac, oui, certes mais bon, quand même ! Et donc de Mission Beach point... Quid alors ? Quid quid quid ? Et bien le choix de la Daintree Rainforest s'imposait, c'est l'autre endroit où on en voit pas mal. Nous décidons également d'aller faire un tour, un vrai tour de plusieurs jours dans les Atherton Tablelands pour y approfondir ce qui n'avait été qu'effleuré jadis. Mais ça ne vous fait pas un mois tout ça... Nous nous mettons d'accord avec les copains de Sydney pour aller à Fraser Island qu'ils n'ont jamais visitée et que je n'ai visité qu'en trombe, c'est à dire sur 1 malheureuse journée ( à éviter absolument), ce sera donc 4 jours de camping sur l'île pour nous, nos amis australiens ayant lâchement opté pour le Kingfisherbay resort. Si un peu de plongée ne nuit pas, trop de plongée peut gravement porter atteinte au portefeuille en cette contrée lointaine, aussi faut il savamment choisir ses spots. Je vais tanner les plongeurs locaux sur Diveoz et Scubaboard, je ressortirai de ces recherches Weboqueenslandaises 2 incontournables : Wolfrock et le Yongala. Les classiques croisières de 6 jours sur la grande barrière pour 4 étant très attrayantes jusqu'au moment où on tombe sur le prix : c'est là qu'on perd connaissance. Et puis après tout ça, on ira passer 5 ou 6 jours à Melbourne chez les copains de plus bas et aux frais de la princesse. Héhé...

Et c'est donc par un petit matin blafard que le 777 d'Emirates nous débarque sans ménagement à l'aéroport de Brisbane. Et c'est là qu'on se pose des questions vu qu'on a encore pas pu s'empêcher de ramener des cadeaux aux copains. Bien sûr, un français qui fait des cadeaux c'est du parfum, du pinard ou de la bouffe. Le pinard ne pouvant pas supporter le voyage sans dommages, nous avons opté pour les 2 autres. On s'est dit, Ooooooooh, et puis merde ! ça va passer ! Même pas peur de leur sale clebs à la mormoal ! Et puis là, en récupérant les sacs, ben on fait moins les malins... on entend encore passer en boucle dans nos têtes la voix inquiétante du douanier du clip qui passe dans l'avion "...YOU- WILL-BE-FINE ! " Alors on se dégonfle et on va tout penauds voir le douanier côté "quelque chose à déclarer". Bien nous en a pris, de l'autre côté c'est la grosse file d'attente, le type tout à fait charmant regarde nos conserves et paquets de biscuits, fait un grand sourire et nous balance l'habituel " No worries" ! Et voilà, on passe devant la file des collègues passagers qui vident leurs sacs, on se retient de ne pas ricaner : on a de l'éducation. Ben dis donc, ça caille un poil non ? Ben oui, 7° affiché, on fonce vers la voiture de loc : pourvu qu'il y ait du chauffage ! Heureusement il fait très beau. J'attends que le TomTom se réveille avec la gueule de bois d'avoir à digérer l'énorme carte Australienne, lui qui ne prend qu'une petite carte de France de temps en temps...Ah ! ça y est : Cap au Nord vers Rainbow Beach.

Nous l'avons mis en anglais : " bare right" "left turn ahead" "take the motorway" "take the exit" " You've reach to your destination"...Arf, fatigant de reprendre 3h de conduite après 23h de voyage surtout quand en plus le volant est à droite, rien à faire : les premiers jours, on se rapproche invariablement trop près du bord gauche de la route, ce qui déclenche régulièrement des petits cris apeurés du passager avant qui n'en mène pas large... La résidence, Rainbow Getaway est agréable sans casser des briques, les gérants sont serviables sans plus, l'accueil est poli sans être chaleureux. Il y a une petite piscine non chauffée et donc glaciale en hiver ( températures entre 5 et 10 ° la nuit), un super barbecue comme toujours, les chambres sont très bien, les lits très confortables, le matériel de cuisine pas au top. Bon bref, c'est du standard moyen/bon. Je signale que pour couper l'alarme incendie, c'est à l'extérieur, mais faut avoir la clé...( Sont pénibles avec leurs détecteurs super sensibles qu'on peut même pas se faire griller une tartine sans déclencher l'apocalypse)



Que dire de Rainbow Beach ? C'est une toute petite station balnéaire, une sorte de tout petit Noosa, une superbe plage devant avec des falaises de sable solidifié de très belles couleurs, cette plage peut-être fréquentée en 4*4 sur une 20taine de km, c'est une balade sympa qui vaut largement la grande plage de Fraser. Curieusement, sur cette plage les requins tigres et autres dangereux carnassiers des mers qui semblent pulluler, d'après les guides, à Fraser, autant dire la porte à côté, ici, personne n'en parle ! Ap'us les requins, pa'tis les requins... Au dessus de ces falaises, le Carlo Sandblow est à ne pas louper tant il est beau, il faut y aller au moment des lumières rasantes qui suivent le lever ou précèdent le coucher du soleil.

Derrière Rainbow Beach, Tin Can Bay, une grande baie fermée où grouillent les dauphins ( j'exagère un peu, disons qu'il y en a beaucoup), des sorties en Kayak sont organisables. A ne pas louper : le boucher et la marchande d'alcools, 2 passages m'ont suffit pour en faire des potes ! Bon, en même temps, après on s'est barrés, alors c'est triste... Le fish &ships au bout de la rue à gauche est potable. Et puis, l'attraction de Rainbow Beach, enfin pour moi je veux dire, c'est le Wolfrock Dive center, difficile de confondre, il n'y en a qu'un, paumé dans la zone du bled. Le boss c'est Kevin, ancien commando marine australien, sympa comme tout et sacré grande gueule. On ne se connaissait pas depuis 24h qu'il avait l'outrecuidance de surnommer ma fille Camille " Bougez bougez" ( de la pub "Budget" australienne) et moi Cdt Cousteau...Son dive master n'y a pas échappé, surnommé Hoosta' ( because he is my host and is a rooster...ah? bon...hahaha...), sinon, à part ça Kevin est très agréable et parfois vraiment drôle. Et puis avec Kevin on peut discuter, c'est pas toujours le cas avec les anglo-saxons : il a accepté d'emmener ma fille de 17 ans simple OW Padi sur Wolfrock ( 36m) dans le cadre d'une formation AOW, bien sûr moyennant un supplément de 25$/plongée, la double dive avec location de matos étant déjà à 220$...pas donné qu'on vous dit la plongée en OZ ...

(à suivre wolfrock)

Thursday, November 9, 2023 Cairns

TV scriptwriters are a funny bunch. As soon as their ordinary mug starts becoming recognizable on the street thanks to success, their egos start swelling. They walk on clouds. So, one of the guys who worked on the script for our trip—the one who specifically came up with the bit about the SD card being ejected into the great beyond—has built himself a nice little reputation. The kind that can sometimes launch a real career. Then, inevitably, they just can’t stop. That’s how this guy had the poor idea of adding one last twist to the sequence that made him a one-day star. An idea that’s basically about squeezing the lemon until the very last drop, if you know what I mean. The little bag I take everywhere with my essentials—car keys, camera, phone—has also hosted a bunch of secondary items over time. Tissues, a book, city maps... whatever. It became a mess! So I finally decided to sort it out. I empty it onto a table. And there, stunned, I find the memory card that Dom and I desperately searched for on all fours on Cahill’s Crossing walkway, remember? Under the shocked gaze of a little Australian girl. It had ejected straight into my bag! What do you think? Should we fire the scriptwriter? It’s way too improbable! Stuff like that doesn’t happen in real life, right?

We head out to explore Cairns. The city is mostly about the waterfront, the Esplanade. You’ll find tons of bronze plaques there, most of them in memory of a deceased loved one. All you have to do is shell out a few hundred euros, and one day, a bewildered tourist will read your prose, charmed by your lovely turns of phrase. Vanity is a thriving business!

It makes for some reading... We spot our parakeets again... What were they called? Oh right, in abundance! Everywhere, banyan fig trees provide shade from a sun that never seems to tire. Parks... Here, kids are king. Luxury hotels with their infinity pools...

You don’t know where to look first... You’ve got to go all out. Google... Where can we rent bikes? When we finally track down the only operator in town, we find the place closed. A bit further on, a Visitor’s Center might find us an alternative? We meet a charming young guy, super dynamic and a great communicator. We leave without bikes but with a full snorkeling package for the day after tomorrow! I call the shop that let us down... Well done! The owner was at the doctor’s; he’s back now, and we can make a deal!

- Oh, Dominique, where are you off to like that, so proudly and at full speed? - Me? To the Botanic Garden, of course! It’s huge and free!

They’ve recycled oil tanks into art galleries!

Bonjour à tous, Ce message s'adresse à tous les pros et fins connaisseurs de l'Australie qui l'ont parcouru de long en large, ce qui n'est pas mon cas 🙁. Nous organisons en ce moment un parcours pour un tour du monde de 10 mois en famille ( 3 enfants de 12, 4 et 2) dont l'Australie sera l'un des moments forts. Voici l'idée mais je ne sais pas ce qu'elle vaut à l'heure actuelle (lecture guide+carte+forums): Saison : mars 2012 - avril 2012 (le tour du monde commence en septembre 2011 🙂) Durée : 40 jours (on peux faire plus mais il faudra sacrifier ailleurs...😠😠😠) Itinéraire : arrivée à Brisbane et location d'une voiture, achat de matos de camping (2 tentes, etc) dans l'idée de faire un voyage mixant des hotels backpack et du camping puis Cairns avec quelques haltes de 2/3 jours pour profiter de spots sur la grande barrière (quels sont vos conseils comme points magnifiques, tranquilles sur cette côte et qui ne soient pas trop "côte d'azur style" : whitesundays?..) Road trip jusqu'à Alice Spring pour visiter le Red Center (Uluru and Co). La route Cairns -Alice est pour certains sans interet : votre avis? Descente jusqu'à Adelaide puis Great Ocean road jusqu'à Melbourne Et enfin Melbourne Sydney pour passe les 4/5 derniers jours

Selon Google map, 7700 kms, avec les détours, on doit être proche au final des 9/10000 kms soit une moyenne de 250 kms/jour (qui j'en conviens ne veux rien dire si on s'arrête 3 jours ici ou là)

Que pensez vous de ce trip? Est ce jouable dans le temps imparti? Est il intéressant en soi pour ceux qui connaissent bien l'Australie? N'y a t 'il pas d'autres options? Le choix d'oublier l'Ouest est volontaire : ce sera pour un prochain voyage, avec un trajet Perth-Darwin qui me semble moins adapté aux petits enfants...😮 Ne pas aller à Darwin est il toutefois une erreur?😇 Trouve t'on facilement des terrains de camping sur la route? Quand on s'arrête dans un bled sans grand intérêt pour dormir, une chambre lambda avec 2 grands lits ou une chambre de base à un lit double, ça coute combien? (d'après les guides, c'est à minima 80 euros, je voulais avoir votre confirmation) Le véhicule : me conseillez vous de casser la tirelire avec un 4/4?🏴‍☠️

Nous avons regardé le prix des liaisons intérieures? Je les trouve assez chères mais si on devait couper le trip, quelle(s) section(s) me conseilleriez vous d'oublier parce que la route est chiante et sans intérêt? Je sais, ça fait pleins de questions...😛 Merci pour votre aide précieuse et à e point d'organisation, nécessaire, pour un Australia family trip au top!!!