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The Great Ocean Road in Australia
Tuesday, December 5, 2023
Melbourne – Lorne
We pick up the car 500 meters away, in a Chinatown parking lot that the hotel has a deal with, then it’s off with a *vroom vroom* while listening to a podcast about the victim of a compulsive mythomaniac—who also happens to be her husband—leading a completely compartmentalized double life. Later, he discovers, after contacting his alter-ego from this parallel universe, that he was actually living a *third* life... and maybe even more? We arrive in Torquay, where we stretch our legs along the Koorie Cultural Walk with a view of Bells Beach...
It’s here, just outside Lorne, that the Great Ocean Road officially begins...
We arrive at our apartment, which is pretty nice—Dom and I are really particular about the quality of our terraces. I’ve never really talked about the practical quirks of daily life in Australia. For example, I could tell you that *every single* power outlet we used on this trip had a switch to turn it on or off. No exceptions, ever! Why? They must find it useful, but for us, it’s a total mystery... And of course, their power outlets require an adapter. Just one of many little peculiarities.
Another odd observation: *every* toilet, even the most remote ones hidden deep in the bush, always had a roll of toilet paper available. No shortages here!
And then we’re greeted by a big family of cute sparrows...
We spent a long time enjoying their pool before heading out for a walk—all the way to Erskine Falls, about ten kilometers away...
We pick up the car 500 meters away, in a Chinatown parking lot that the hotel has a deal with, then it’s off with a *vroom vroom* while listening to a podcast about the victim of a compulsive mythomaniac—who also happens to be her husband—leading a completely compartmentalized double life. Later, he discovers, after contacting his alter-ego from this parallel universe, that he was actually living a *third* life... and maybe even more? We arrive in Torquay, where we stretch our legs along the Koorie Cultural Walk with a view of Bells Beach...
It’s here, just outside Lorne, that the Great Ocean Road officially begins...
We arrive at our apartment, which is pretty nice—Dom and I are really particular about the quality of our terraces. I’ve never really talked about the practical quirks of daily life in Australia. For example, I could tell you that *every single* power outlet we used on this trip had a switch to turn it on or off. No exceptions, ever! Why? They must find it useful, but for us, it’s a total mystery... And of course, their power outlets require an adapter. Just one of many little peculiarities.
Another odd observation: *every* toilet, even the most remote ones hidden deep in the bush, always had a roll of toilet paper available. No shortages here!
And then we’re greeted by a big family of cute sparrows...We spent a long time enjoying their pool before heading out for a walk—all the way to Erskine Falls, about ten kilometers away...
A Trip to Australia: Tasmania
Sunday, November 26, 2023
Melbourne - Hobart
Flawless journey to Hobart. Our stay in the southernmost land we’ve ever visited. And indeed, everything’s different. The climate—14°C, rain that varies in intensity but never stops, the landscapes… It’s a shock! But, apart from the bad weather, Dom is thrilled.
We’ve also downgraded our accommodations. We’ve got a tiny room, and the bathroom—private, at least—is two hallways away… But the price is reasonable (under 100 €) and the location is central.
We cheered ourselves up by dining at *The Drunken Admiral* (reservations are a must—we barely snagged a table for 8 PM!). The decor is straight out of an old ship, complete with cheeky statues in the style of *Pirates of the Caribbean*… We had fun! The food was decent, but pricey. Dom loved it; I was less impressed.
We bailed on the British series *Emma*, based on Jane Austen. We couldn’t take it anymore. The boredom was so intense that the specter of a collective suicide loomed over us. This show, where the world’s most insufferable bourgeoisie—the English nobility—lives out love stories with such improbable naivety that I wanted to scream, is pure torture. Mercy, I surrender! I’ll tell you anything you want, just make it stop! We got rid of it. We’re safe now!
We’ve also downgraded our accommodations. We’ve got a tiny room, and the bathroom—private, at least—is two hallways away… But the price is reasonable (under 100 €) and the location is central.
We cheered ourselves up by dining at *The Drunken Admiral* (reservations are a must—we barely snagged a table for 8 PM!). The decor is straight out of an old ship, complete with cheeky statues in the style of *Pirates of the Caribbean*… We had fun! The food was decent, but pricey. Dom loved it; I was less impressed.
We bailed on the British series *Emma*, based on Jane Austen. We couldn’t take it anymore. The boredom was so intense that the specter of a collective suicide loomed over us. This show, where the world’s most insufferable bourgeoisie—the English nobility—lives out love stories with such improbable naivety that I wanted to scream, is pure torture. Mercy, I surrender! I’ll tell you anything you want, just make it stop! We got rid of it. We’re safe now!
A Trip to Australia: New South Wales
Wednesday, November 15, 2023
Flight Cairns – Sydney
Okay, let’s recap. We’ve traveled through Western Australia, the Northern Territory, Queensland, and tonight we’ll be in New South Wales. We’ll even lose an extra hour—and a bunch of degrees!
We’re on a flawless journey so far. One of our suitcases is almost two kilos overweight. The guy checking us in gives us a nice smile and decides to overlook the excess baggage fee.
A flight, for once, without a hitch, no delay (just half an hour…). Taxi… We discover our… room… We’ve got a suite like never before on this trip. It’s a posh apartment on the 7th floor—on cloud nine, really! We can’t believe it. 113.26 € per night! The Meriton Suites Mascot Central if you ever find yourself in this city… We even have a washing machine (and it works!). Such a change from the cabins in the west!
We don’t linger, though. We take the metro. Why? Well, yeah, we’re still kids at heart—off to the Opera House, of course!
Restaurant prices have doubled. Even tripled. We reluctantly settle for a pizzeria because that T-bone for 155 AUD (100 €)…
We know how to handle ourselves. There’s a Woolworths right downstairs. And we’ve got a kitchen, remember! And a terrace! We even have huge bats to brighten up our skies!
Okay, let’s recap. We’ve traveled through Western Australia, the Northern Territory, Queensland, and tonight we’ll be in New South Wales. We’ll even lose an extra hour—and a bunch of degrees!
We’re on a flawless journey so far. One of our suitcases is almost two kilos overweight. The guy checking us in gives us a nice smile and decides to overlook the excess baggage fee.A flight, for once, without a hitch, no delay (just half an hour…). Taxi… We discover our… room… We’ve got a suite like never before on this trip. It’s a posh apartment on the 7th floor—on cloud nine, really! We can’t believe it. 113.26 € per night! The Meriton Suites Mascot Central if you ever find yourself in this city… We even have a washing machine (and it works!). Such a change from the cabins in the west!
We don’t linger, though. We take the metro. Why? Well, yeah, we’re still kids at heart—off to the Opera House, of course!
Restaurant prices have doubled. Even tripled. We reluctantly settle for a pizzeria because that T-bone for 155 AUD (100 €)…
We know how to handle ourselves. There’s a Woolworths right downstairs. And we’ve got a kitchen, remember! And a terrace! We even have huge bats to brighten up our skies!
A trip to Australia: Far North Queensland
Thursday, November 9, 2023
Cairns
TV scriptwriters are a funny bunch. As soon as their ordinary mug starts becoming recognizable on the street thanks to success, their egos start swelling. They walk on clouds. So, one of the guys who worked on the script for our trip—the one who specifically came up with the bit about the SD card being ejected into the great beyond—has built himself a nice little reputation. The kind that can sometimes launch a real career. Then, inevitably, they just can’t stop. That’s how this guy had the poor idea of adding one last twist to the sequence that made him a one-day star. An idea that’s basically about squeezing the lemon until the very last drop, if you know what I mean. The little bag I take everywhere with my essentials—car keys, camera, phone—has also hosted a bunch of secondary items over time. Tissues, a book, city maps... whatever. It became a mess! So I finally decided to sort it out. I empty it onto a table. And there, stunned, I find the memory card that Dom and I desperately searched for on all fours on Cahill’s Crossing walkway, remember? Under the shocked gaze of a little Australian girl. It had ejected straight into my bag! What do you think? Should we fire the scriptwriter? It’s way too improbable! Stuff like that doesn’t happen in real life, right?
We head out to explore Cairns. The city is mostly about the waterfront, the Esplanade. You’ll find tons of bronze plaques there, most of them in memory of a deceased loved one. All you have to do is shell out a few hundred euros, and one day, a bewildered tourist will read your prose, charmed by your lovely turns of phrase. Vanity is a thriving business!
It makes for some reading... We spot our parakeets again... What were they called? Oh right, in abundance! Everywhere, banyan fig trees provide shade from a sun that never seems to tire. Parks... Here, kids are king.
Luxury hotels with their infinity pools...
You don’t know where to look first... You’ve got to go all out. Google... Where can we rent bikes? When we finally track down the only operator in town, we find the place closed. A bit further on, a Visitor’s Center might find us an alternative? We meet a charming young guy, super dynamic and a great communicator. We leave without bikes but with a full snorkeling package for the day after tomorrow! I call the shop that let us down... Well done! The owner was at the doctor’s; he’s back now, and we can make a deal!
- Oh, Dominique, where are you off to like that, so proudly and at full speed? - Me? To the Botanic Garden, of course! It’s huge and free!
They’ve recycled oil tanks into art galleries!
TV scriptwriters are a funny bunch. As soon as their ordinary mug starts becoming recognizable on the street thanks to success, their egos start swelling. They walk on clouds. So, one of the guys who worked on the script for our trip—the one who specifically came up with the bit about the SD card being ejected into the great beyond—has built himself a nice little reputation. The kind that can sometimes launch a real career. Then, inevitably, they just can’t stop. That’s how this guy had the poor idea of adding one last twist to the sequence that made him a one-day star. An idea that’s basically about squeezing the lemon until the very last drop, if you know what I mean. The little bag I take everywhere with my essentials—car keys, camera, phone—has also hosted a bunch of secondary items over time. Tissues, a book, city maps... whatever. It became a mess! So I finally decided to sort it out. I empty it onto a table. And there, stunned, I find the memory card that Dom and I desperately searched for on all fours on Cahill’s Crossing walkway, remember? Under the shocked gaze of a little Australian girl. It had ejected straight into my bag! What do you think? Should we fire the scriptwriter? It’s way too improbable! Stuff like that doesn’t happen in real life, right?
We head out to explore Cairns. The city is mostly about the waterfront, the Esplanade. You’ll find tons of bronze plaques there, most of them in memory of a deceased loved one. All you have to do is shell out a few hundred euros, and one day, a bewildered tourist will read your prose, charmed by your lovely turns of phrase. Vanity is a thriving business!
It makes for some reading... We spot our parakeets again... What were they called? Oh right, in abundance! Everywhere, banyan fig trees provide shade from a sun that never seems to tire. Parks... Here, kids are king.
Luxury hotels with their infinity pools...
You don’t know where to look first... You’ve got to go all out. Google... Where can we rent bikes? When we finally track down the only operator in town, we find the place closed. A bit further on, a Visitor’s Center might find us an alternative? We meet a charming young guy, super dynamic and a great communicator. We leave without bikes but with a full snorkeling package for the day after tomorrow! I call the shop that let us down... Well done! The owner was at the doctor’s; he’s back now, and we can make a deal!
- Oh, Dominique, where are you off to like that, so proudly and at full speed? - Me? To the Botanic Garden, of course! It’s huge and free!
They’ve recycled oil tanks into art galleries!
A trip to Australia: the Northern Territory.
Thursday, November 2, 2023
Lake Argyle – Katherine
We had a great time. Now we’ve got to pay the price. We’re down one stop before Katherine. Gotta do the whole trip in one go—6 hours of driving. Let’s go! We’re a bit low on fuel with only 300 kilometers of range. The only station at the lake doesn’t open until 9 a.m., and the next (and only) one is 227 kilometers away… Should we risk it? Except for a magnificent frilled-neck lizard darting across the road on its big hind legs and an emu quickly disappearing into the bush, we didn’t see much. Oh—there was also a donkey, lost and panicked in the middle of the road… A quiet road with some beautiful scenery,
some worrying bushfires
and a few opportunities to stop for a "warrior’s rest" (never go beyond the first second of the thought that starts drifting off the road…)
We cross an invisible border as we enter the Northern Territory, which comes with consequences—we immediately lose an hour and a half by changing time zones. The speed limit goes from 110 to 130.
We arrive at the self check-in in Katherine. As usual, we’re a little taken aback at first. The noise, for starters. There’s a group rehearsing, it seems. We go check it out. We pass through the doors separating "The Stuart" from the adjoining bar and stumble upon what feels like collective hysteria. Turns out, it’s a concert. Aboriginal musicians completely fired up by some incredible music! There are just three of them, but they’re delivering a wall of sound that reminds us of South Africa’s finest neo-techno with a trance-like vibe. The crowd is wild! They’re singing in unison, screaming with joy. We get gently kicked out by security because we’re carrying our groceries, and they’re not having it. We promise ourselves we’ll come back once we’ve put them away in our little fridge.
Then we land. We end up finding plenty of nice things. It’s very possible we’ll like this place!
We head back to enjoy our post-battle Happy Hour.
The concert’s over, but the crowd’s still riding the high. It’s indescribable. People are shouting across the room, screaming just for the fun of it—men and women alike. There’s pool, some beat-up arcade games being shaken like coconut trees. Dom and I feel like anthropologists. We’re pretty blown away. It’s epic! And the beer’s half the price it is elsewhere! We’ll definitely be back—that’s for sure!
We give up on finding a restaurant. Not sure they even exist, at least not this season. So, we’ve got a microwave—we eat at home on our little terrace, with a musical accompaniment from a massive orchestra of birds.
It sounds amazing!
We had a great time. Now we’ve got to pay the price. We’re down one stop before Katherine. Gotta do the whole trip in one go—6 hours of driving. Let’s go! We’re a bit low on fuel with only 300 kilometers of range. The only station at the lake doesn’t open until 9 a.m., and the next (and only) one is 227 kilometers away… Should we risk it? Except for a magnificent frilled-neck lizard darting across the road on its big hind legs and an emu quickly disappearing into the bush, we didn’t see much. Oh—there was also a donkey, lost and panicked in the middle of the road… A quiet road with some beautiful scenery,
some worrying bushfires
and a few opportunities to stop for a "warrior’s rest" (never go beyond the first second of the thought that starts drifting off the road…)
We cross an invisible border as we enter the Northern Territory, which comes with consequences—we immediately lose an hour and a half by changing time zones. The speed limit goes from 110 to 130.
We arrive at the self check-in in Katherine. As usual, we’re a little taken aback at first. The noise, for starters. There’s a group rehearsing, it seems. We go check it out. We pass through the doors separating "The Stuart" from the adjoining bar and stumble upon what feels like collective hysteria. Turns out, it’s a concert. Aboriginal musicians completely fired up by some incredible music! There are just three of them, but they’re delivering a wall of sound that reminds us of South Africa’s finest neo-techno with a trance-like vibe. The crowd is wild! They’re singing in unison, screaming with joy. We get gently kicked out by security because we’re carrying our groceries, and they’re not having it. We promise ourselves we’ll come back once we’ve put them away in our little fridge.
Then we land. We end up finding plenty of nice things. It’s very possible we’ll like this place!
We head back to enjoy our post-battle Happy Hour.
The concert’s over, but the crowd’s still riding the high. It’s indescribable. People are shouting across the room, screaming just for the fun of it—men and women alike. There’s pool, some beat-up arcade games being shaken like coconut trees. Dom and I feel like anthropologists. We’re pretty blown away. It’s epic! And the beer’s half the price it is elsewhere! We’ll definitely be back—that’s for sure!We give up on finding a restaurant. Not sure they even exist, at least not this season. So, we’ve got a microwave—we eat at home on our little terrace, with a musical accompaniment from a massive orchestra of birds.
It sounds amazing!
A long journey around Australia
Sunday, October 1st, 2023
Mulhouse-London
We dumped our trash on our neighbors. We hugged, overflowing with emotion. Then Léa from Taxis S showed up. She knows us well. For ages, she’s been our driver. She was practically the official taxiwoman for the trips of the company where Dom and I met. She knew us when we were single! Almost teenagers! She knows everyone and fills in the biographies of people we’d forgotten.
Across the street, while we loaded the luggage, S., perched in his window frame, waved a handkerchief. This wasn’t just any trip.
Then things got tricky. It’s funny how fate sinks its teeth into our happy moments—there’s this whole intermediate phase where the poison seeps in unnoticed because you’re still in the dark...
First, there was a delay on our flight to London. Dom immediately went on high alert, while I stayed calm. In my mind, we had two hours. I knew we had to go from Terminal 5 to Terminal 4, but two hours—come on, that’s plenty, right?
Bad calculation! Because those two hours were between the first flight’s landing and the second’s takeoff. But flights close at least half an hour before departure. Getting from one terminal to another means taking a shuttle bus. We waited for the one going to Terminal 4... until a young guy paid to direct people (who hadn’t seen us) informed us it was no longer possible to access Terminal 4 without going through Terminal 2 first for a connection! That really cranked up the pressure. We started installing a mental countdown with a programmed explosion at the end—guaranteed stress with added beads of sweat. The terminal bus was driven by a young Pakistani guy. We were *so* tense we bombarded him with our frantic, repetitive questions. “So? When are we getting there? What’s happening? Why aren’t we moving?” Our eyes were glued to our watches. The poor guy knew. Perfectly. Because it was obvious—no way around it. We weren’t going to make it. It was impossible. But Dom and I stubbornly refused to believe it. Then the kid stopped the bus. Me, hysterical: “What are you doing? What’s going on? Our plane takes off in... in... 4 minutes!!!! We’re gonna miss iiiiiit!” He wasn’t calm either. “You’ve already missed it!” He explained we had to cross a zone that required an escort car to clear a path through the runways. Impossible to do without. It’s forbidden. We had to WAIT (!!!). Then he got a radio call—he had to rush to Terminal 3 to pick up a passenger who was *super* tight on time. “Amir!!!! It’s RIGHT NOW!” they yelled in his already-red ears, thanks to the complaints of two hysterical Frenchies. Dom and I were in overdrive, hallucinating! We wanted to stop him, maybe even hit him to prevent him from turning around. He picked up the girl, whom we instantly hated like the most despicable witch. I turned on my data, searched for Malaysia Airlines’ number at Terminal 4, called, and actually got someone—quite a feat. A woman cut off my frantic rambling with a blunt “It’s over, the check-in is closed, the plane is about to take off.” I heard her but refused to accept it. I yelled, “We’re coming!” She shot back her monolithic “It’s over.” Finally at the doors of that damn Terminal 4, we ran—*really* ran—a marathon, Gate 6, security checks, pat-downs, “Take off your belts,” we asked questions, everyone seemed confident, we ran with one hand holding up our pants, the other clutching our belt, Gate 6—the room was empty. A girl was sitting there, calmly on the phone. We pounced on her. She calmed us down. Little by little, the light came back. Our brains rebooted. We finally understood it was over. We’d have to start crafting a new plan with the new reality. It started with a return to Terminal 5 to talk to British Airways, which took a good hour. With the same driver as before. We were alone with him. He took the time to apologize, to assure us it wasn’t his fault, that our problem had no solution, that nothing could’ve changed the outcome. At BA, we were exhausted. We were greeted by a handsome young man in a navy-blue uniform with gold stripes everywhere. We could’ve made a scene, but we were just relieved to find someone who’d take charge of our story. It was a minimal response, but it was *a* response. I suppose we could’ve demanded a business-class upgrade or a free trip, but we were just happy with a few vouchers for food, a hotel room with breakfast, and a little bag with plastic toys, a razor, toothbrush, hygiene products, and a T-shirt... Trinkets... But we were fine with it all—we said thank you eagerly because the essential was assured. He found us seats on flights tomorrow. *Tomorrow.* We were afraid to hope! We had the exact same flights but a day later. The same crappy times, but it was all good. We felt saved from the shipwreck, like survivors. - And what about the luggage? - .... !!!!
Monday, October 2nd, 2023 London - Kuala Lumpur
It wasn’t the Ritz, but with exhaustion on our side, we slept well. The continental breakfast was way better than we’d expected from an Ibis Budget. Still, it wasn’t enough to restore my joy for life. The course correction had turned into an arduous obstacle course. I scoured the car rental site every which way. Couldn’t reschedule the car. I’d done it before, but this time... Not to mention the laptop battery was complaining—the Brits have this quirk of making their power outlets incompatible with our chargers. Frustrated, I called them but ended up with a girl who declared herself incompetent and offered to have someone from Avis in Perth call me back—someone who’d supposedly handle rentals better. I decided to wait while taking a bath. Barely settled in, the phone rang. I was soaking wet, of course, and asked Dom to answer. Unfortunately, she’s known for disliking my phone, and in a clumsy move, she hung up. We got annoyed. She put dry towels on the edge of the bathtub, but—another false move—they fell in the water. The phone rang again... I completely redid the plans for the next two days, then transferred the files to my phone to consult them later offline. I plugged in my USB cable... *Plop!* The battery died abruptly—my PC shut down without any of the usual polite warnings! I looked around, hoping to find someone to strangle... Long story short, you can tell the day started under the worst omens. I was in a foul mood and spread my bad vibes to Dominique, who was initially in much better spirits... I called Mastercard, hoping to get a refund for the non-refundable night in Perth we’d already paid for. Same old song: “We’ll call you back”... Then... I’ll cut it short—buses, trains, lots of waiting... We rushed to reach the infamous Terminal 4.
We tried new options and convinced ourselves that a delayed departure flight is unrecoverable, no matter the scenario. We were furious that BA hadn’t bothered to tell us, leaving us to run around like rats in a burning house.
Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023 Kuala Lumpur-Perth
The flight was pretty nice. 13 hours, though. Dom and I were facing each other across the aisle. We could get up easily whenever we wanted without bothering anyone and chat when we felt like it. Besides, their chicken was amazing. They were kind enough to offer Dom a truly remarkable glass of rum. Good movies too, including the excellent *Prisoners* by Denis Villeneuve. At KL, during boarding, we developed a nagging worry about our luggage. We checked with some Malaysian Airlines staff. I sensed their hesitation. They made calls. Then changed their minds, giving us smiles and thumbs up...
Wednesday, October 4th, 2023 Perth
*Happy is the man who, like Ulysses, has had a fine voyage.* Well, for us, it wasn’t that. Finally arrived, we experienced the loneliness of tourists watching the baggage carousel spin, emptying of its precious containers one by one, until only a handful of travelers were left, staring at each other in disbelief. Without luggage, you’re kinda screwed. Not even a change of socks—our feet had been swimming in the same shoes for 3 days. No adapter, so no laptop. No toiletries. We could’ve cried! The lost luggage guy played his part. If you want compensation, fill out the disclaimer on the website made for that. And then, “Don’t worry, your luggage will arrive tomorrow!” “Don’t worry?!” From the start of the trip, we’ve been jerked around, fed lies. Tomorrow is the *absolute* last chance to get them back. Beyond that, we’d have to scramble a whole new trip. And lose a lot in the process! I have no idea how to go about it. Tomorrow... OMG... Tomorrow... We landed at 1 AM. Avis, the car rental place, opens at 6:30. Luckily, we found some decent breakfast. It cheered us up and gave us a second wind. Incorrigible, we started believing again! Well, then we just killed time. What else was there to do?
In front of Avis’s little shack, we were freezing. We’d been there since dawn. The girl who showed up, a Latina, immediately saw us as a nuisance who’d ruin her hopes of a peaceful start. Her face and tone were as unwelcoming as possible. You know us—it ended with hugs. She gave us a gorgeous, brand-new car! A hybrid with ultra-sophisticated features, all buttons you shouldn’t touch if you want to drive this thing without causing irreparable damage! We’re off! Driving on the left is easy at first. You think about it constantly. It’s counterintuitive, it takes effort. It’s later, when you get used to it and confidence sets in, that it becomes dangerous—old reflexes can send you into a wall. Anyway, the car and I immediately clicked.
In Perth, underground parking next to the hotel, friendly welcome—we ended up forgetting all the morning’s mishaps. Should we go sightseeing?
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Across the street, while we loaded the luggage, S., perched in his window frame, waved a handkerchief. This wasn’t just any trip.
Then things got tricky. It’s funny how fate sinks its teeth into our happy moments—there’s this whole intermediate phase where the poison seeps in unnoticed because you’re still in the dark...
First, there was a delay on our flight to London. Dom immediately went on high alert, while I stayed calm. In my mind, we had two hours. I knew we had to go from Terminal 5 to Terminal 4, but two hours—come on, that’s plenty, right?
Bad calculation! Because those two hours were between the first flight’s landing and the second’s takeoff. But flights close at least half an hour before departure. Getting from one terminal to another means taking a shuttle bus. We waited for the one going to Terminal 4... until a young guy paid to direct people (who hadn’t seen us) informed us it was no longer possible to access Terminal 4 without going through Terminal 2 first for a connection! That really cranked up the pressure. We started installing a mental countdown with a programmed explosion at the end—guaranteed stress with added beads of sweat. The terminal bus was driven by a young Pakistani guy. We were *so* tense we bombarded him with our frantic, repetitive questions. “So? When are we getting there? What’s happening? Why aren’t we moving?” Our eyes were glued to our watches. The poor guy knew. Perfectly. Because it was obvious—no way around it. We weren’t going to make it. It was impossible. But Dom and I stubbornly refused to believe it. Then the kid stopped the bus. Me, hysterical: “What are you doing? What’s going on? Our plane takes off in... in... 4 minutes!!!! We’re gonna miss iiiiiit!” He wasn’t calm either. “You’ve already missed it!” He explained we had to cross a zone that required an escort car to clear a path through the runways. Impossible to do without. It’s forbidden. We had to WAIT (!!!). Then he got a radio call—he had to rush to Terminal 3 to pick up a passenger who was *super* tight on time. “Amir!!!! It’s RIGHT NOW!” they yelled in his already-red ears, thanks to the complaints of two hysterical Frenchies. Dom and I were in overdrive, hallucinating! We wanted to stop him, maybe even hit him to prevent him from turning around. He picked up the girl, whom we instantly hated like the most despicable witch. I turned on my data, searched for Malaysia Airlines’ number at Terminal 4, called, and actually got someone—quite a feat. A woman cut off my frantic rambling with a blunt “It’s over, the check-in is closed, the plane is about to take off.” I heard her but refused to accept it. I yelled, “We’re coming!” She shot back her monolithic “It’s over.” Finally at the doors of that damn Terminal 4, we ran—*really* ran—a marathon, Gate 6, security checks, pat-downs, “Take off your belts,” we asked questions, everyone seemed confident, we ran with one hand holding up our pants, the other clutching our belt, Gate 6—the room was empty. A girl was sitting there, calmly on the phone. We pounced on her. She calmed us down. Little by little, the light came back. Our brains rebooted. We finally understood it was over. We’d have to start crafting a new plan with the new reality. It started with a return to Terminal 5 to talk to British Airways, which took a good hour. With the same driver as before. We were alone with him. He took the time to apologize, to assure us it wasn’t his fault, that our problem had no solution, that nothing could’ve changed the outcome. At BA, we were exhausted. We were greeted by a handsome young man in a navy-blue uniform with gold stripes everywhere. We could’ve made a scene, but we were just relieved to find someone who’d take charge of our story. It was a minimal response, but it was *a* response. I suppose we could’ve demanded a business-class upgrade or a free trip, but we were just happy with a few vouchers for food, a hotel room with breakfast, and a little bag with plastic toys, a razor, toothbrush, hygiene products, and a T-shirt... Trinkets... But we were fine with it all—we said thank you eagerly because the essential was assured. He found us seats on flights tomorrow. *Tomorrow.* We were afraid to hope! We had the exact same flights but a day later. The same crappy times, but it was all good. We felt saved from the shipwreck, like survivors. - And what about the luggage? - .... !!!!
Monday, October 2nd, 2023 London - Kuala Lumpur
It wasn’t the Ritz, but with exhaustion on our side, we slept well. The continental breakfast was way better than we’d expected from an Ibis Budget. Still, it wasn’t enough to restore my joy for life. The course correction had turned into an arduous obstacle course. I scoured the car rental site every which way. Couldn’t reschedule the car. I’d done it before, but this time... Not to mention the laptop battery was complaining—the Brits have this quirk of making their power outlets incompatible with our chargers. Frustrated, I called them but ended up with a girl who declared herself incompetent and offered to have someone from Avis in Perth call me back—someone who’d supposedly handle rentals better. I decided to wait while taking a bath. Barely settled in, the phone rang. I was soaking wet, of course, and asked Dom to answer. Unfortunately, she’s known for disliking my phone, and in a clumsy move, she hung up. We got annoyed. She put dry towels on the edge of the bathtub, but—another false move—they fell in the water. The phone rang again... I completely redid the plans for the next two days, then transferred the files to my phone to consult them later offline. I plugged in my USB cable... *Plop!* The battery died abruptly—my PC shut down without any of the usual polite warnings! I looked around, hoping to find someone to strangle... Long story short, you can tell the day started under the worst omens. I was in a foul mood and spread my bad vibes to Dominique, who was initially in much better spirits... I called Mastercard, hoping to get a refund for the non-refundable night in Perth we’d already paid for. Same old song: “We’ll call you back”... Then... I’ll cut it short—buses, trains, lots of waiting... We rushed to reach the infamous Terminal 4.
We tried new options and convinced ourselves that a delayed departure flight is unrecoverable, no matter the scenario. We were furious that BA hadn’t bothered to tell us, leaving us to run around like rats in a burning house.
Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023 Kuala Lumpur-Perth
The flight was pretty nice. 13 hours, though. Dom and I were facing each other across the aisle. We could get up easily whenever we wanted without bothering anyone and chat when we felt like it. Besides, their chicken was amazing. They were kind enough to offer Dom a truly remarkable glass of rum. Good movies too, including the excellent *Prisoners* by Denis Villeneuve. At KL, during boarding, we developed a nagging worry about our luggage. We checked with some Malaysian Airlines staff. I sensed their hesitation. They made calls. Then changed their minds, giving us smiles and thumbs up...
Wednesday, October 4th, 2023 Perth
*Happy is the man who, like Ulysses, has had a fine voyage.* Well, for us, it wasn’t that. Finally arrived, we experienced the loneliness of tourists watching the baggage carousel spin, emptying of its precious containers one by one, until only a handful of travelers were left, staring at each other in disbelief. Without luggage, you’re kinda screwed. Not even a change of socks—our feet had been swimming in the same shoes for 3 days. No adapter, so no laptop. No toiletries. We could’ve cried! The lost luggage guy played his part. If you want compensation, fill out the disclaimer on the website made for that. And then, “Don’t worry, your luggage will arrive tomorrow!” “Don’t worry?!” From the start of the trip, we’ve been jerked around, fed lies. Tomorrow is the *absolute* last chance to get them back. Beyond that, we’d have to scramble a whole new trip. And lose a lot in the process! I have no idea how to go about it. Tomorrow... OMG... Tomorrow... We landed at 1 AM. Avis, the car rental place, opens at 6:30. Luckily, we found some decent breakfast. It cheered us up and gave us a second wind. Incorrigible, we started believing again! Well, then we just killed time. What else was there to do?
In front of Avis’s little shack, we were freezing. We’d been there since dawn. The girl who showed up, a Latina, immediately saw us as a nuisance who’d ruin her hopes of a peaceful start. Her face and tone were as unwelcoming as possible. You know us—it ended with hugs. She gave us a gorgeous, brand-new car! A hybrid with ultra-sophisticated features, all buttons you shouldn’t touch if you want to drive this thing without causing irreparable damage! We’re off! Driving on the left is easy at first. You think about it constantly. It’s counterintuitive, it takes effort. It’s later, when you get used to it and confidence sets in, that it becomes dangerous—old reflexes can send you into a wall. Anyway, the car and I immediately clicked.
In Perth, underground parking next to the hotel, friendly welcome—we ended up forgetting all the morning’s mishaps. Should we go sightseeing?
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Under Antalya's Sky (Turkey)
Saturday, November 9, 2024
We left the house in the late morning, heading to the nearby airport parking lot, shuttle, formalities, and a quiet flight on a half-empty plane. Three hours eastward, we arrived in pitch-black night. Like everywhere in the world, we entered the city by crossing a vast, garish commercial zone, then the roads turned into streets, then alleys. Eventually, our driver had to stop to move poorly parked scooters so his oversized minibus could pass. We arrived in the middle of the old town, in a huge old house. We’re thrilled. The neighborhood is lively, full of atmosphere. Hungry and exhausted, we ate (very well) at the hotel restaurant, then strolled around. First impressions are promising!
Sunday, November 10, 2024 Antalya In this part of the world, there are some quirks that don’t always suit us infidels! Here in Antalya, the religious influence is still pretty light. You can drink freely, girls can save a lot on fabric—it’s all good, no one’s gonna say anything. But there’s the muezzin. That lanky guy who belts out his tune five times a day from the top of his minaret didn’t spare us this morning. Just a heads-up, we’ve got a two-hour time difference, and this guy starts his serenade at 4 AM, right in the middle of the night. That’s early!
Anyway, we recover, have breakfast, and realize that in terms of revered figures, Atatürk doesn’t take a backseat to the prophet responsible for our nighttime disturbances. We’d already been surprised by how ubiquitous his portrait is, but on the restaurant terrace, we see it’s a full-blown cult. There’s a little altar with rose petals under his portrait. First thing in the morning, the staff lines up to pay their respects, then sings a stirring hymn while some customers stand, hand on heart.
Right after breakfast, we set off like explorers through the old town. It’s incredible how many walls, monuments, and statues have survived from the glorious Greek and Roman eras. Back then, they built things to last!
Sunday, November 10, 2024 Antalya In this part of the world, there are some quirks that don’t always suit us infidels! Here in Antalya, the religious influence is still pretty light. You can drink freely, girls can save a lot on fabric—it’s all good, no one’s gonna say anything. But there’s the muezzin. That lanky guy who belts out his tune five times a day from the top of his minaret didn’t spare us this morning. Just a heads-up, we’ve got a two-hour time difference, and this guy starts his serenade at 4 AM, right in the middle of the night. That’s early!
Anyway, we recover, have breakfast, and realize that in terms of revered figures, Atatürk doesn’t take a backseat to the prophet responsible for our nighttime disturbances. We’d already been surprised by how ubiquitous his portrait is, but on the restaurant terrace, we see it’s a full-blown cult. There’s a little altar with rose petals under his portrait. First thing in the morning, the staff lines up to pay their respects, then sings a stirring hymn while some customers stand, hand on heart.
Right after breakfast, we set off like explorers through the old town. It’s incredible how many walls, monuments, and statues have survived from the glorious Greek and Roman eras. Back then, they built things to last!
Adventure in Morocco
I’m not going back, the trip is in the past. I’m posting it anyway because the country probably hasn’t changed enough to make the story outdated, and the astonishing beauty of the place deserves to be shared here.
Saturday, May 31, 2014 Mulhouse - Marrakech
A flight that drags on for three and a half hours. Everything goes smoothly until immigration. Like almost everywhere, you have to fill out a little form with your details and arrival address. The problem comes when you hand it to the customs officer with your passport. Right away, you see the lines are way too long for the number of officers working. I steer Dom toward a line further to the left that’s clearly moving faster than the middle ones. Then I firmly pull him to the far left where I think I spotted a new counter opening. Big mistake. Huge. Because that line is notorious for how slowly the security agent checks each person. At 10 minutes per person, with about fifteen ahead of us, we’re looking at two and a half hours. The wait becomes torture. Everyone gets edgy. We watch enviously as people who were way behind us initially zip through the other lines. You feel like complaining. My advice? Don’t. You have no idea how much a pissed-off customs officer can ruin your day! The rule: stay calm and suck it up. Once that hurdle’s over, a taxi and boom, we’re at the Gallia, a no-frills but charming hotel just steps from Jemaa El Fna square. This place is insane! It’s teeming with people. You stick out like a sore thumb with your camera—suddenly, a ton of people want to be your best friend! You’re basically a walking wallet!
We’ve got a meet-up with friends who are here on a work trip with their company’s social committee.
We fully embrace our tourist roles—eating at restaurants made for us, with belly dancers who insist we join in. We go with the flow, we’re not prudes, we have a great evening, no way we’re missing out on the fun...
Sunday, June 1, 2014 Marrakech
Super nice breakfast in the hotel’s patio, a real riad, beautifully decorated.
Originally, we’d planned a trip to the Atlas Mountains, but we ended up wandering around the city instead. Before we knew it, we were in the middle of the central souk’s labyrinth. It’s a feast for the eyes, ears, and especially the nose!
Saturday, May 31, 2014 Mulhouse - Marrakech
A flight that drags on for three and a half hours. Everything goes smoothly until immigration. Like almost everywhere, you have to fill out a little form with your details and arrival address. The problem comes when you hand it to the customs officer with your passport. Right away, you see the lines are way too long for the number of officers working. I steer Dom toward a line further to the left that’s clearly moving faster than the middle ones. Then I firmly pull him to the far left where I think I spotted a new counter opening. Big mistake. Huge. Because that line is notorious for how slowly the security agent checks each person. At 10 minutes per person, with about fifteen ahead of us, we’re looking at two and a half hours. The wait becomes torture. Everyone gets edgy. We watch enviously as people who were way behind us initially zip through the other lines. You feel like complaining. My advice? Don’t. You have no idea how much a pissed-off customs officer can ruin your day! The rule: stay calm and suck it up. Once that hurdle’s over, a taxi and boom, we’re at the Gallia, a no-frills but charming hotel just steps from Jemaa El Fna square. This place is insane! It’s teeming with people. You stick out like a sore thumb with your camera—suddenly, a ton of people want to be your best friend! You’re basically a walking wallet!
We’ve got a meet-up with friends who are here on a work trip with their company’s social committee.
We fully embrace our tourist roles—eating at restaurants made for us, with belly dancers who insist we join in. We go with the flow, we’re not prudes, we have a great evening, no way we’re missing out on the fun...
Sunday, June 1, 2014 Marrakech
Super nice breakfast in the hotel’s patio, a real riad, beautifully decorated.
Originally, we’d planned a trip to the Atlas Mountains, but we ended up wandering around the city instead. Before we knew it, we were in the middle of the central souk’s labyrinth. It’s a feast for the eyes, ears, and especially the nose!
Évasion en Thaïlande
J'ai déjà expliqué ici le contexte de mes publications et pourquoi je remonte à ce point dans le temps. Cette fois-ci, on est en 2014. Je pars du présupposé que les choses n'ont pas considérablement changées et que ces voyages peuvent encore, malgré le temps passsé, en inspirer d'autres...
dimanche 30 novembre 2014 Mulhouse - Amsterdam
Bien sûr, tu le sais, ça fait des mois que j’en parle, ce matin on part vers Bangkok, Thaïlande. Pour Dom et moi, la voyago-thérapie : le must pour réduire à rien les agressions du moment, essentiellement liées à des histoires de boulot; mais je vais pas m'égarer là-dedans, ce n'est pas l'endroit!
Escale à Amsterdam...
Lundi 1 décembre 2014 Bangkok
Même si c’est hautement probablement faux, on arrive à Bangkok alors qu’il m’a semblé n’avoir, à aucun moment, fermé l’œil. Les habituelles files d’attente à la douane présentent, il faut le souligner, des visages aimables… les bagages...Le taxi (rigolard comme ce n’est plus permis en occident :), l’hôtel...Nickel avec une magnifique terrasse au bord de la Navalaï River...Tous les flags sont au vert ! Tu nous connais, on traîne pas trop avant d’aller découvrir la ville ! On demande notre chemin à un type super accueillant qui hèle aussitôt un môme avec un « tuk tuk », une sorte de mobylette encarénée très appréciée des touristes because costless en diable ! Notre mentor négocie pour 40 baths (1 euro !), un tour des temples du nord. On se laisse driver sans discuter...
Après le troisième temple, le môme tourne bizarre. Il a arrêté d’être juste aimable. Nous presse. Puis, au milieu d’une visite, nous enjoint de le suivre, il veut nous montrer, dans une certaine urgence, quelque chose. Il nous emmène vers un homme d’âge respectable, une sorte de bonze aimable, affable, qui nous raconte, dans un français correct, sa jeunesse à Bordeaux, puis glisse insensiblement sur la théorie économique et ses inconstances, de la difficulté induite à placer le fruit de notre dur labeur dans quelque chose de pérenne. On le sentait venir. Devine où il est le plus sûr de placer son argent ? Dans la pierre précieuse, naturellement ! Et là, le monde est quand même bien fichu, figure toi que notre interlocuteur connait justement quelques joailliers d’art qui accepteraient de nous vendre à prix coûtant des saphirs de la région, et sans taxes encore! Bon. Le môme nous a embarqués dans un traquenard. On réussit cependant sans trop de difficulté à se débarrasser du fâcheux et reprenons l’expédition où nous l’avions laissée. Quand je demande au môme où se trouve la prochaine destination, je l’oblige à répéter plusieurs fois tant la chose me semble incongrue, mais c’est bien ça, sa réponse s’entend : « Thaï export !». On décide aussitôt d’abandonner la virée. On lâche 40 baths au gamin et sautons de sa mobylette au premier feu rouge. Ensuite, on a agité nos petites mains pour tenter d’attirer un taxi sous le cagnard, un Thaï d’un âge plus que respectable, nous a embarqué dans un véhicule qu’il a eu toute les peines du monde à maintenir sur la route, propulsés dans une sorte de jeu vidéo mortel, un grand thief auto à travers une circulation en délire… Mais ça va. Pour une poignée d’euros il nous a ramené à notre hôtel, sains et saufs ! Là, faut se remettre, pot au bord de la rivière... « Ça doit être possible de faire une ballade sur le fleuve, tu crois pas? » J’en parle à notre hôte à l’accueil, le truc est organisé dans la foulée ! Une efficacité qui laisse ébahi ! On a un bateau pour une virée d’une heure à travers la ville.
En traversant un petit village sur pilotis, je vois nager un drôle de truc, comme un chien. A force d’écarquiller les yeux, on distingue tout un groupe de Varans!
dimanche 30 novembre 2014 Mulhouse - Amsterdam
Bien sûr, tu le sais, ça fait des mois que j’en parle, ce matin on part vers Bangkok, Thaïlande. Pour Dom et moi, la voyago-thérapie : le must pour réduire à rien les agressions du moment, essentiellement liées à des histoires de boulot; mais je vais pas m'égarer là-dedans, ce n'est pas l'endroit!
Escale à Amsterdam...
Lundi 1 décembre 2014 Bangkok
Même si c’est hautement probablement faux, on arrive à Bangkok alors qu’il m’a semblé n’avoir, à aucun moment, fermé l’œil. Les habituelles files d’attente à la douane présentent, il faut le souligner, des visages aimables… les bagages...Le taxi (rigolard comme ce n’est plus permis en occident :), l’hôtel...Nickel avec une magnifique terrasse au bord de la Navalaï River...Tous les flags sont au vert ! Tu nous connais, on traîne pas trop avant d’aller découvrir la ville ! On demande notre chemin à un type super accueillant qui hèle aussitôt un môme avec un « tuk tuk », une sorte de mobylette encarénée très appréciée des touristes because costless en diable ! Notre mentor négocie pour 40 baths (1 euro !), un tour des temples du nord. On se laisse driver sans discuter...
Après le troisième temple, le môme tourne bizarre. Il a arrêté d’être juste aimable. Nous presse. Puis, au milieu d’une visite, nous enjoint de le suivre, il veut nous montrer, dans une certaine urgence, quelque chose. Il nous emmène vers un homme d’âge respectable, une sorte de bonze aimable, affable, qui nous raconte, dans un français correct, sa jeunesse à Bordeaux, puis glisse insensiblement sur la théorie économique et ses inconstances, de la difficulté induite à placer le fruit de notre dur labeur dans quelque chose de pérenne. On le sentait venir. Devine où il est le plus sûr de placer son argent ? Dans la pierre précieuse, naturellement ! Et là, le monde est quand même bien fichu, figure toi que notre interlocuteur connait justement quelques joailliers d’art qui accepteraient de nous vendre à prix coûtant des saphirs de la région, et sans taxes encore! Bon. Le môme nous a embarqués dans un traquenard. On réussit cependant sans trop de difficulté à se débarrasser du fâcheux et reprenons l’expédition où nous l’avions laissée. Quand je demande au môme où se trouve la prochaine destination, je l’oblige à répéter plusieurs fois tant la chose me semble incongrue, mais c’est bien ça, sa réponse s’entend : « Thaï export !». On décide aussitôt d’abandonner la virée. On lâche 40 baths au gamin et sautons de sa mobylette au premier feu rouge. Ensuite, on a agité nos petites mains pour tenter d’attirer un taxi sous le cagnard, un Thaï d’un âge plus que respectable, nous a embarqué dans un véhicule qu’il a eu toute les peines du monde à maintenir sur la route, propulsés dans une sorte de jeu vidéo mortel, un grand thief auto à travers une circulation en délire… Mais ça va. Pour une poignée d’euros il nous a ramené à notre hôtel, sains et saufs ! Là, faut se remettre, pot au bord de la rivière... « Ça doit être possible de faire une ballade sur le fleuve, tu crois pas? » J’en parle à notre hôte à l’accueil, le truc est organisé dans la foulée ! Une efficacité qui laisse ébahi ! On a un bateau pour une virée d’une heure à travers la ville.
En traversant un petit village sur pilotis, je vois nager un drôle de truc, comme un chien. A force d’écarquiller les yeux, on distingue tout un groupe de Varans!
Douze jours à Minorque aux Baléares
Je suis à la retraite depuis novembre 2019. Je mets ce temps libre à profit pour (entre autre) compiler notes et photos prises ces dernières années pendant nos vadrouilles autour du monde. Ça date un peu, mais devrait conserver son intérêt, le plupart des endroits visités restent accessibles de la même façon qu'alors.
dimanche 25 septembre 2016
Le réveil à 3h30 est un moment extrêmement pénible. C’est pas du tout dans mes plages horaires ! Mais il fallait bien ça ! On va se rendre compte au long des interminables files d’attente que de monter dans cet avion avant 6 heures va devenir un challenge qui va très vite me mettre sous tension! Ensuite, il n’y a plus qu’à s’affaler sur son fauteuil avec un bon casque sur les oreilles, à écouter de la musique, tout en jetant un coup d’œil au splendide lever du soleil qui déverse ses teintes de rouge jusque sur les parois de l’appareil…
A Majorque, c’est une longue attente de plus de quatre heures, avant de prendre le vol pour Minorque. C’est long ! Sans dire que l’administration aéroportuaire s’est distribuée le budget « chaises » pour s’offrir le tout dernier 4*4 de chez Porsche !
On arrive enfin à destination. Quand l’avion atterrit, il est 14 heures, l’atmosphère est sombre. Dominique et moi, on se regarde, les hublots sont constellés de petites bulles d’eau…Il pleut. Des trombes ! Il fait froid… Ambiance !
La voiture de chez Herz est une voiture complètement neuve avec GPS et surtout un connecteur MP3. Ça suffit tout à fait à me consoler ! En remontant vers le nord, on s’aperçoit qu’au fil du trajet le climat change complètement. Au nord il fait beau ! L’hôtel est une ancienne ferme retapée à neuf.
La chambre qu’on nous propose nous laisse cependant dubitatifs. Sans savoir trop pourquoi. Probablement l’absence de balcon. On décide d’aller négocier. Et ça marche. L’upgrade est spectaculaire, la chambre est superbe!
En fait, c’est un petit appartement. Il y a même une cuisine.
La mer est à 2km500. On décide de les faire à pied. On arrive au petit village qui entoure la Cala Morell. Les maisons sont toutes blanches. Même les toits. Il n’y a aucune exception et c’est assez joli…
Nous n’avons pas mangé de la journée, alors, quand le patron du resto qui donne sur la plage nous annonce qu’il ferme ses cuisines à 17 heures, soit dans cinq minutes, on se laisse immédiatement embarquer pour un dîner. Une nourriture oubliable, un vin qui pique, mais dans un décor grandiose…
dimanche 25 septembre 2016
Le réveil à 3h30 est un moment extrêmement pénible. C’est pas du tout dans mes plages horaires ! Mais il fallait bien ça ! On va se rendre compte au long des interminables files d’attente que de monter dans cet avion avant 6 heures va devenir un challenge qui va très vite me mettre sous tension! Ensuite, il n’y a plus qu’à s’affaler sur son fauteuil avec un bon casque sur les oreilles, à écouter de la musique, tout en jetant un coup d’œil au splendide lever du soleil qui déverse ses teintes de rouge jusque sur les parois de l’appareil…
A Majorque, c’est une longue attente de plus de quatre heures, avant de prendre le vol pour Minorque. C’est long ! Sans dire que l’administration aéroportuaire s’est distribuée le budget « chaises » pour s’offrir le tout dernier 4*4 de chez Porsche !
On arrive enfin à destination. Quand l’avion atterrit, il est 14 heures, l’atmosphère est sombre. Dominique et moi, on se regarde, les hublots sont constellés de petites bulles d’eau…Il pleut. Des trombes ! Il fait froid… Ambiance !
La voiture de chez Herz est une voiture complètement neuve avec GPS et surtout un connecteur MP3. Ça suffit tout à fait à me consoler ! En remontant vers le nord, on s’aperçoit qu’au fil du trajet le climat change complètement. Au nord il fait beau ! L’hôtel est une ancienne ferme retapée à neuf.
La chambre qu’on nous propose nous laisse cependant dubitatifs. Sans savoir trop pourquoi. Probablement l’absence de balcon. On décide d’aller négocier. Et ça marche. L’upgrade est spectaculaire, la chambre est superbe!
En fait, c’est un petit appartement. Il y a même une cuisine.
La mer est à 2km500. On décide de les faire à pied. On arrive au petit village qui entoure la Cala Morell. Les maisons sont toutes blanches. Même les toits. Il n’y a aucune exception et c’est assez joli…
Nous n’avons pas mangé de la journée, alors, quand le patron du resto qui donne sur la plage nous annonce qu’il ferme ses cuisines à 17 heures, soit dans cinq minutes, on se laisse immédiatement embarquer pour un dîner. Une nourriture oubliable, un vin qui pique, mais dans un décor grandiose…
Promenades au Rwanda
C'est un voyage qui date un peu, mais il se trouve que les circonstances de la vie m'offrent du temps libre... L'occasion de replonger dans mes souvenirs et partager un voyage qui reste probablement d’actualité même si nous habitons un monde qui change de plus en plus vite...
dimanche 4 juin 2017 Mulhouse-Kigali
Le décollage approche, il faut choisir son Macron, heu, je voulais dire, son livre, pardon. Bon, dans la France du mois de juin 2017, cela revient strictement au même…
09:30 embarquement 11:20 Départ Basel Turkish Airlines (TK1924) 3 heures de vol 15:20 Arrivée Istanbul (heure locale) Changement d'Avion 18:35 TK 569 Turkich Airline
durée 6h30
00:05 Arrivée: Kigali (KGL), Kigali, Rwanda
Je précise que le mobile de ce voyage est que ma sœur vit à Kigali depuis quelques années. Son mari travaille "dans la diplomatie". Nous sommes attendus à l’aéroport par un chauffeur de l’ambassade. Ma soeur nous avait dit qu’ils seraient au lit, que la maison était ouverte et des infos pour retrouver sans aide notre chambre. Ceux qui connaissent mon célèbre sens de l’orientation ont déjà deviné que je suis allé me vautrer directement dans la chambre de nos hôtes…
lundi 5 juin 2017
Kigali C’est le lendemain qu’on a vraiment réalisé qu’on était en Afrique...
Bon, mais faut manger…On part faire des courses en ville, excellent moyen de prendre la température de l’endroit…Avec ma soeur, c’est tout de suite magouilles et compagnies…Elle me fait changer ma bonne vieille puce Bouygues contre une puce MTN locale. Elle alpague ensuite un gamin dans la rue qui tape sur mon clavier des suites de chiffres cabalistiques pour m’ouvrir les chemins d’une 3g low cost…
Comme souvent dans les pays qui se sont déversés dans le courant consumériste trop vite, les villes sont un gigantesque foutoir où l’architecture s’inspire beaucoup des gâteaux à la meringue, on côtoie le pire et le meilleur, un flot d’humains qui se débattent pour survivre, des raz de marée de véhicules, gigantesques 4*4 en concurrence avec des myriades de deux roues hétéroclites…C’est une ambiance, à l’africaine, des sonos déversent de la rumba congolaise, des types jouent au tam-tam…
Partout des portefaix s’activent avec des montagnes posées sur la tête…
On arrive au marché. Ma sœur y est en territoire connu, négocie, interpelle
dimanche 4 juin 2017 Mulhouse-Kigali
Le décollage approche, il faut choisir son Macron, heu, je voulais dire, son livre, pardon. Bon, dans la France du mois de juin 2017, cela revient strictement au même…
09:30 embarquement 11:20 Départ Basel Turkish Airlines (TK1924) 3 heures de vol 15:20 Arrivée Istanbul (heure locale) Changement d'Avion 18:35 TK 569 Turkich Airline
durée 6h30
00:05 Arrivée: Kigali (KGL), Kigali, Rwanda
Je précise que le mobile de ce voyage est que ma sœur vit à Kigali depuis quelques années. Son mari travaille "dans la diplomatie". Nous sommes attendus à l’aéroport par un chauffeur de l’ambassade. Ma soeur nous avait dit qu’ils seraient au lit, que la maison était ouverte et des infos pour retrouver sans aide notre chambre. Ceux qui connaissent mon célèbre sens de l’orientation ont déjà deviné que je suis allé me vautrer directement dans la chambre de nos hôtes…
lundi 5 juin 2017
Kigali C’est le lendemain qu’on a vraiment réalisé qu’on était en Afrique...
Bon, mais faut manger…On part faire des courses en ville, excellent moyen de prendre la température de l’endroit…Avec ma soeur, c’est tout de suite magouilles et compagnies…Elle me fait changer ma bonne vieille puce Bouygues contre une puce MTN locale. Elle alpague ensuite un gamin dans la rue qui tape sur mon clavier des suites de chiffres cabalistiques pour m’ouvrir les chemins d’une 3g low cost…
Comme souvent dans les pays qui se sont déversés dans le courant consumériste trop vite, les villes sont un gigantesque foutoir où l’architecture s’inspire beaucoup des gâteaux à la meringue, on côtoie le pire et le meilleur, un flot d’humains qui se débattent pour survivre, des raz de marée de véhicules, gigantesques 4*4 en concurrence avec des myriades de deux roues hétéroclites…C’est une ambiance, à l’africaine, des sonos déversent de la rumba congolaise, des types jouent au tam-tam…
Partout des portefaix s’activent avec des montagnes posées sur la tête…
On arrive au marché. Ma sœur y est en territoire connu, négocie, interpelle
La Tanzanie, du Tanganyika à Zanzibar
Un voyage qui date un peu, mais qui mérite, il me semble, d'être conté ici. Les choses ne devraient pas avoir tellement changé, j'espère...
jeudi 8 novembre 2018
Dodo à 0 :00, réveil positionné sur 2h30… Et finalement très peu de dodo entre les deux…C’est la quasi nuit blanche. Café, on drive jusqu’au parking alternatif de l’aéroport. On y est accueilli par un garçon sympa qui nous offre le café. Tu lui laisses les clés, il s’occupe de tout… On est rejoint par une famille nombreuse et la navette nous emmène à l’aéroport pour autour de 4 heures et demie. File d’attente, drop des bagages, contrôles, fouilles… La routine… On transite par Schiphol/Amsterdam où on passe une paire d’heure… Ensuite, easy, films à deux balles, mp3, dos en huit, les documents à remplir, les visas, les passeports… Dehors un grand type avec un panneau à notre nom qui nous emmènera au ralenti à travers une piste passablement casse-gueule, jusqu’à un grand bâtiment blanc. L’endroit est tenu par une italienne extatique qui parle de son séjour ici comme d’un miracle !
vendredi 9 novembre 2018 Parc du Tarangire
Geoffrey, guide francophone nous choppe à 9h. On traverse Arusha…
C’est l’Afrique, que veux-tu que je te dise ! On roule durant 3 heures pour atteindre le parc de Tarengire. D’entrée de jeu Geoffrey nous amène au bord d’un petit étang. L’effet est extraordinaire. Il y a tellement de choses à voir de tous côtés , les paysages sont tellement beaux avec d’incroyables baobabs partout, qu’on a du mal à croire que c’est la réalité. Si tu devais crée un jeu 3D sur le thème des animaux d’Afrique, ça ressemblerait à ça…
Après quelques heures, on arrive sur un surplomb avec vue sur une large vallée.
jeudi 8 novembre 2018
Dodo à 0 :00, réveil positionné sur 2h30… Et finalement très peu de dodo entre les deux…C’est la quasi nuit blanche. Café, on drive jusqu’au parking alternatif de l’aéroport. On y est accueilli par un garçon sympa qui nous offre le café. Tu lui laisses les clés, il s’occupe de tout… On est rejoint par une famille nombreuse et la navette nous emmène à l’aéroport pour autour de 4 heures et demie. File d’attente, drop des bagages, contrôles, fouilles… La routine… On transite par Schiphol/Amsterdam où on passe une paire d’heure… Ensuite, easy, films à deux balles, mp3, dos en huit, les documents à remplir, les visas, les passeports… Dehors un grand type avec un panneau à notre nom qui nous emmènera au ralenti à travers une piste passablement casse-gueule, jusqu’à un grand bâtiment blanc. L’endroit est tenu par une italienne extatique qui parle de son séjour ici comme d’un miracle !
vendredi 9 novembre 2018 Parc du Tarangire
Geoffrey, guide francophone nous choppe à 9h. On traverse Arusha…
C’est l’Afrique, que veux-tu que je te dise ! On roule durant 3 heures pour atteindre le parc de Tarengire. D’entrée de jeu Geoffrey nous amène au bord d’un petit étang. L’effet est extraordinaire. Il y a tellement de choses à voir de tous côtés , les paysages sont tellement beaux avec d’incroyables baobabs partout, qu’on a du mal à croire que c’est la réalité. Si tu devais crée un jeu 3D sur le thème des animaux d’Afrique, ça ressemblerait à ça…
Après quelques heures, on arrive sur un surplomb avec vue sur une large vallée.
Week-end à Londres/Camden
vendredi 8 février 2019
Le soir, je droppe Dom à la gare et on file avec à peine une courte escale à la maison… parking de Bartenheim… navette… On a un timing d’artiste. Puis ça retombe… D’annonces en annonces l’avion est déprogrammé. Initialement 21h10, puis 21h50, 22h30,22h50… A l’aéroport, ça devient le radeau de la méduse.
La dernière petite sandwicherie ferme. Il reste quelques bricoles sur lesquelles on se précipite… On part pas loin de 23 heures et quand on arrive, il est minuit passé, plus de train pour Victoria station, le prix des taxi dépasse les 100 euros. Dom et moi faisons des prouesses.
Il est deux heures du mat quand on atteint en fin de compte notre mini-appart. Rudimentaire, literie pour gamins, pas d’eau chaude. On s’écroule. Vaincus.
samedi 9 février 2019
C’est pas le Ritz, impossible de confondre ! On se lève néanmoins en mode grassemat. L’appart donne directement sur Camden Road. Il n’y a plus qu’à la remonter jusqu’à la dernière rue avant le Regent canal, et on sera chez nous.
Mais d’abord, il faut subvenir aux besoins vitaux. On déjeune chez un mex, pour la raison simple qu’il s’y affiche une représentation de la tête de Frida Kahlo et que Dom est fan de. Doncque…
En remontant la rue Camden, on réalise qu’on habite maintenant chez les barges. Les magasins qui pullulent s’ingénient à attirer le regard, notamment en installant sur leur façade de véritables œuvres d’art. Se sentant concurrencés par le marketing de ces marchands de pacotilles, les street arters se surpassent. Il y en a plein pour les yeux, mais pas moins pour les oreilles ! Partout des sonos géantes où dominent les caissons de basse qui envoient leur gros son. Rien n’est épargné pour attirer le chaland !
Tu vois que c’est bien bien des frappadingues ! Et ce qui se vend est du même tonneau !
On installe nos affaires au Holliday-In (pas mal) mais ne nous y éternisons pas. On a envie d’aller voir jusqu’où va le délire. On traverse le pont et découvrons le « Camden Market ». On ne s’y attarde pas non plus, on réserve l’exploration pour plus tard. Il y a un superbe soleil, nous avons très envie de longer le Regent canal, aussi loin que possible, profiter du soleil loin de ce brouhaha de dingue !
Le soir, je droppe Dom à la gare et on file avec à peine une courte escale à la maison… parking de Bartenheim… navette… On a un timing d’artiste. Puis ça retombe… D’annonces en annonces l’avion est déprogrammé. Initialement 21h10, puis 21h50, 22h30,22h50… A l’aéroport, ça devient le radeau de la méduse.
La dernière petite sandwicherie ferme. Il reste quelques bricoles sur lesquelles on se précipite… On part pas loin de 23 heures et quand on arrive, il est minuit passé, plus de train pour Victoria station, le prix des taxi dépasse les 100 euros. Dom et moi faisons des prouesses.
Il est deux heures du mat quand on atteint en fin de compte notre mini-appart. Rudimentaire, literie pour gamins, pas d’eau chaude. On s’écroule. Vaincus.
samedi 9 février 2019
C’est pas le Ritz, impossible de confondre ! On se lève néanmoins en mode grassemat. L’appart donne directement sur Camden Road. Il n’y a plus qu’à la remonter jusqu’à la dernière rue avant le Regent canal, et on sera chez nous.
Mais d’abord, il faut subvenir aux besoins vitaux. On déjeune chez un mex, pour la raison simple qu’il s’y affiche une représentation de la tête de Frida Kahlo et que Dom est fan de. Doncque…
En remontant la rue Camden, on réalise qu’on habite maintenant chez les barges. Les magasins qui pullulent s’ingénient à attirer le regard, notamment en installant sur leur façade de véritables œuvres d’art. Se sentant concurrencés par le marketing de ces marchands de pacotilles, les street arters se surpassent. Il y en a plein pour les yeux, mais pas moins pour les oreilles ! Partout des sonos géantes où dominent les caissons de basse qui envoient leur gros son. Rien n’est épargné pour attirer le chaland !
Tu vois que c’est bien bien des frappadingues ! Et ce qui se vend est du même tonneau !
On installe nos affaires au Holliday-In (pas mal) mais ne nous y éternisons pas. On a envie d’aller voir jusqu’où va le délire. On traverse le pont et découvrons le « Camden Market ». On ne s’y attarde pas non plus, on réserve l’exploration pour plus tard. Il y a un superbe soleil, nous avons très envie de longer le Regent canal, aussi loin que possible, profiter du soleil loin de ce brouhaha de dingue !
Week-end à Lisbonne
vendredi 15 mars 2019
4h30 réveil 5h15 trajet 5h45 parking + navette 6h15 3/4 heures avant fin d'embarquement 07h00 Fin embarquement 07h40 départ EZSxxxx Il y a une heure en moins 3 h de vol 09h30 arrivée récup bagnole
On quitte une terre inhospitalière au possible ! Une vraie calamité ! Vents, pluie, froid…brrrrrr… Très vite, dans les airs, la luminosité annonce la rédemption. Les durs frimas de Mulhouse sont derrière. J’ai loué la voiture la moins chère de chez Europcar. Une Fiat Panda à 27€ jours. Moins chère que le taxi pour aller à Lisbonne. La route qui mène à notre hôtel traverse une vision magnifique sur la ville lointaine. Le site est franchement époustouflant ! Notre chambre donne sur une terrasse immense avec une vue sans égale. Je crois qu’on va être bien… C’est sûr que, si tu n’aimes pas la mer et si tu n’aimes pas non plus la campagne…
Notre premier mouvement après un excellent repas (porc noir et assortiment de poissons),
c’est de tomber les pulls, les chaussures et d’aller se remettre de nos émotions au bord de la piscine (glacée) …
C’est devenu une loi intangible : nous sommes seuls. Tous les autres clients ont été dégagés pour qu’on soit tranquille.
Au loin, à travers les cyprès, on voit le pont du 25 avril qui nous relie à la ville et qu’on va traverser dans tous les sens un paquet de fois !
Pura vida, comme disait l’autre…
Avec Dominique, ça dure jamais très longtemps, il faut bouger. Au fait, on est là :
Assez naturellement, on prend la bagnole, genre « aller se promener sur la plage ». Mais en fait, la côte est super-moche, on y fait pas de vieux os !
Bref, on arrête le délire, on cède à l’essentiel, Lisbonne, nous voilà ! Spécialité incontournable : les sardines ! On en vend partout !
Je te fais pas l’histoire, les grandes heures, les découvertes, les grands explorateurs. On retrouve traces de cette richesse dans le gigantisme des vieux monuments disséminés un peu partout dans le ville. Enfin ceux qui ont échappés au terrible tremblement de terre qui, à quelques années de la révolution française, ont détruit la quasi-totalité de la ville !
4h30 réveil 5h15 trajet 5h45 parking + navette 6h15 3/4 heures avant fin d'embarquement 07h00 Fin embarquement 07h40 départ EZSxxxx Il y a une heure en moins 3 h de vol 09h30 arrivée récup bagnole
On quitte une terre inhospitalière au possible ! Une vraie calamité ! Vents, pluie, froid…brrrrrr… Très vite, dans les airs, la luminosité annonce la rédemption. Les durs frimas de Mulhouse sont derrière. J’ai loué la voiture la moins chère de chez Europcar. Une Fiat Panda à 27€ jours. Moins chère que le taxi pour aller à Lisbonne. La route qui mène à notre hôtel traverse une vision magnifique sur la ville lointaine. Le site est franchement époustouflant ! Notre chambre donne sur une terrasse immense avec une vue sans égale. Je crois qu’on va être bien… C’est sûr que, si tu n’aimes pas la mer et si tu n’aimes pas non plus la campagne…
Notre premier mouvement après un excellent repas (porc noir et assortiment de poissons),
c’est de tomber les pulls, les chaussures et d’aller se remettre de nos émotions au bord de la piscine (glacée) …
C’est devenu une loi intangible : nous sommes seuls. Tous les autres clients ont été dégagés pour qu’on soit tranquille.
Au loin, à travers les cyprès, on voit le pont du 25 avril qui nous relie à la ville et qu’on va traverser dans tous les sens un paquet de fois !
Pura vida, comme disait l’autre…
Avec Dominique, ça dure jamais très longtemps, il faut bouger. Au fait, on est là :
Assez naturellement, on prend la bagnole, genre « aller se promener sur la plage ». Mais en fait, la côte est super-moche, on y fait pas de vieux os !
Bref, on arrête le délire, on cède à l’essentiel, Lisbonne, nous voilà ! Spécialité incontournable : les sardines ! On en vend partout !
Je te fais pas l’histoire, les grandes heures, les découvertes, les grands explorateurs. On retrouve traces de cette richesse dans le gigantisme des vieux monuments disséminés un peu partout dans le ville. Enfin ceux qui ont échappés au terrible tremblement de terre qui, à quelques années de la révolution française, ont détruit la quasi-totalité de la ville !
Between Réunion and Nosy Bé
Saturday, September 28, 2019
On the Orly-Saint-Denis flight, under the pretext that Air France had paired their delicious chicken with mushrooms meal with a little bottle of rum, Dom noticed that some passengers hadn’t even opened theirs. So he bribed a flight attendant to bring him the abandoned mini bottles! Needless to say, the guy slept like a baby!
Sunday, September 29, 2019 Saint-Pierre
A flawless journey (well, except for a minor distraction in the massive Hertz queue that led me to cut in front of a few young couples, who weren’t too happy about it—though I joked with the agent about it: *"It happens!"*). We ended up at Hôtel Le Battant des Lames in Saint-Pierre, a gorgeous combo of an infinity pool and the Indian Ocean. We rushed straight into the pool—after over ten hours of sitting on a plane, it felt *amazing*!
We didn’t waste any time—you know Dom—exploring the city on foot. It’s lovely: the seaside is well-developed, it’s tropical, but with the budget of a wealthy country.
Réunion is also famous for its killer sharks…
A Creole music group was playing at a seaside bar, so we settled in.
Night fell, and with it, swarms of insects suddenly invaded the city!
One of the few signs of the tropics here! Insects, geckos, and cockroaches...
Monday, September 30, 2019
Saint-Pierre
We were disappointed, of course! We could’ve gotten a photo of our *aura* and missed the chance by just a week! In tears, we decided to tackle the island’s most famous site.
Excursion to Piton de la Fournaise. The plan was to head to one of the nearby parking lots and take a relaxed stroll. But it quickly turned into… something else.
First, I realized the built-in GPS operates on a pretty basic algorithm—like the earliest models. If there’s a bumpy road that even the toughest Mitsubishi 4x4 struggles with, a path through a junkyard, or any shortcut to save a few meters, it’ll proudly suggest it. So instead of taking the main road—the royal route to the famous volcano—we ended up on charming little mountain roads…
On the Orly-Saint-Denis flight, under the pretext that Air France had paired their delicious chicken with mushrooms meal with a little bottle of rum, Dom noticed that some passengers hadn’t even opened theirs. So he bribed a flight attendant to bring him the abandoned mini bottles! Needless to say, the guy slept like a baby!
Sunday, September 29, 2019 Saint-Pierre
A flawless journey (well, except for a minor distraction in the massive Hertz queue that led me to cut in front of a few young couples, who weren’t too happy about it—though I joked with the agent about it: *"It happens!"*). We ended up at Hôtel Le Battant des Lames in Saint-Pierre, a gorgeous combo of an infinity pool and the Indian Ocean. We rushed straight into the pool—after over ten hours of sitting on a plane, it felt *amazing*!
We didn’t waste any time—you know Dom—exploring the city on foot. It’s lovely: the seaside is well-developed, it’s tropical, but with the budget of a wealthy country.
Réunion is also famous for its killer sharks…
A Creole music group was playing at a seaside bar, so we settled in.
Night fell, and with it, swarms of insects suddenly invaded the city!
One of the few signs of the tropics here! Insects, geckos, and cockroaches...
Monday, September 30, 2019
Saint-Pierre
We were disappointed, of course! We could’ve gotten a photo of our *aura* and missed the chance by just a week! In tears, we decided to tackle the island’s most famous site.
Excursion to Piton de la Fournaise. The plan was to head to one of the nearby parking lots and take a relaxed stroll. But it quickly turned into… something else.
First, I realized the built-in GPS operates on a pretty basic algorithm—like the earliest models. If there’s a bumpy road that even the toughest Mitsubishi 4x4 struggles with, a path through a junkyard, or any shortcut to save a few meters, it’ll proudly suggest it. So instead of taking the main road—the royal route to the famous volcano—we ended up on charming little mountain roads…
