The Great Ocean Road in Australia
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JL
Tuesday, December 5, 2023 Melbourne – Lorne

We pick up the car 500 meters away, in a Chinatown parking lot that the hotel has a deal with, then it’s off with a *vroom vroom* while listening to a podcast about the victim of a compulsive mythomaniac—who also happens to be her husband—leading a completely compartmentalized double life. Later, he discovers, after contacting his alter-ego from this parallel universe, that he was actually living a *third* life... and maybe even more? We arrive in Torquay, where we stretch our legs along the Koorie Cultural Walk with a view of Bells Beach...





It’s here, just outside Lorne, that the Great Ocean Road officially begins...

We arrive at our apartment, which is pretty nice—Dom and I are really particular about the quality of our terraces. I’ve never really talked about the practical quirks of daily life in Australia. For example, I could tell you that *every single* power outlet we used on this trip had a switch to turn it on or off. No exceptions, ever! Why? They must find it useful, but for us, it’s a total mystery... And of course, their power outlets require an adapter. Just one of many little peculiarities. Another odd observation: *every* toilet, even the most remote ones hidden deep in the bush, always had a roll of toilet paper available. No shortages here! And then we’re greeted by a big family of cute sparrows...





We spent a long time enjoying their pool before heading out for a walk—all the way to Erskine Falls, about ten kilometers away...
TI Titaille Veteran ·
Hi JL, Melbourne’s got four seasons in one day—so unpredictable! We loved the street art in Melbourne too, and Federation Square. There were also the little penguins at St Kilda Pier (you can take the tram there). Too cute!

Still loving these memories from 10 years ago! Thanks!
JL Jlcro Regular ·
We didn’t spend as much time in the city as it deserved. We’re (unfortunately) on our final stretch now. There were some heavy family events that called us back to France. So, this is the last leg of a trip filled with unforgettable memories. Thanks for being part of it! 😏
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Wednesday, December 6, 2023 Lorne - Port Campbell We can always try to pretend, but the return is now well settled in our minds, like some kind of countdown. Anyway, we’ve got a packed schedule to keep our thoughts occupied. Knowing we’re on the last leg of the trip has made us want to soak up a bit of everything—some sea, some rainforest, some sunshine…

From Lorne, we follow the famous Great Ocean Road and its spectacular ocean views. The scenery through our windshields is non-stop. Kennett River is a mix of a shopping center and a campsite, behind which stretches a lovely forest bordering the river. It’s known for hosting a group of koalas? And so…



It’s early enough that we have the place to ourselves. The spot is magical. Birds are chirping from all directions—a symphony we mostly can’t identify. Since Sydney, the superb fairy-wrens (that’s their real name, I’m not making it up) have been playing hard to catch with my camera. They’re so fast, constantly moving, that my Sony’s autofocus speed makes my photos unusable. I had some luck in Tasmania, but today there’s an abundance of them. Shooting on the fly sometimes gives nice results!







Here and there, we spot koalas high up in the eucalyptus trees.



And parrots. Lots of parrots…

JL Jlcro Regular ·






Soon the charm will be broken by the arrival of fellow tourists. They come in groups. Time to move on... We're heading back to the Great Ocean Road, the sea...



We climb up to the heights to get a wide enough view, like at Mariners Lookout...







Further on, we get another whiff of the rainforest at the Maist Rest...





JL Jlcro Regular ·
On the road again…



We arrive at Cape Otway… Beware, beware…





Behind the scenes of the strange…





I’ve told you before—Australian roads are literally lined with carcasses. It’s absolutely insane. You do see people around sometimes, but honestly, it’s avoidable! In the surrounding forest of the Cape, especially in the Melba Gully reserve, there are still koalas…

JL Jlcro Regular ·
Then comes the masterpiece of the GOR, the Twelve Apostles…





By popular demand, back to the Enchanted Meroo!

Final part of the day, Loch Ard Gorge…



We settle in at Port Campbell Motor Inn. A classic motel—charming but not over the top…
XR Xrctn Veteran ·
I'm afraid this might be coming to an end soon... So what were the highlights of this beautiful drive Down Under?
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Hold on a sec! 😉 There are still a few days left. We're still in the middle of unforgettable days. It's not quite time for conclusions yet!
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Thursday, December 7, 2023 Port Campbell – Portland

The GOR is cliffs that the oceans have shaped over the ages. Driving along this rugged coast gives you a sense of the forces at play. It’s epic! Powerful booms! Huge waves crashing against these walls in an explosion that makes the ground tremble far into the countryside! We went back to see it again. Loch Ard Gorge, which we barely glimpsed yesterday and wanted to explore a bit more…









London Bridge…

Then the Grotto…

It’s a non-stop show!

The sea was the main event of the day before we reached a stunning reserve around a lake, Tower Hill Reserve—a kind of showcase of Australian wildlife…

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We arrive in Portland, the end of the Great Ocean Road. We’ve got an amazing apartment, right on the ocean! Pure perfection! !



The town doesn’t really excite us. The restaurant scene, as usual, is pretty limited. It’s meh for the price, honestly.

We end the day on our breathtaking terrace, just in time for the parrot racket!

TI Titaille Veteran ·
Thanks for bringing back all those memories. We loved the same spots, of course! Gorgeous photos. And I love the wine label!
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Friday, December 8, 2023 Portland



From sunrise, it’s a parrot frenzy! It’s cracking me up—no holds barred! !

What a beautiful mess! !

Today’s weather is gorgeous… Adónde vamos?

Oh oh oho… After some beach time at home, we crossed the peninsula to Cape Bridgewater. Along the way, we came across a little koala in the middle of the road—reckless thing—don’t do that, little fluffy Babar, it’s way too dangerous…

Within minutes, it dashed onto a property and climbed the first tree it found, while a driver laid on their horn because they *hate* those damn tourists who still bother stopping for these stupid teddy bears that keep crossing outside crosswalks! Anyway… Cape Bridgewater is known for its seal colony. But the view isn’t free! There’s nearly 6 kilometers of uphill through the heath… Yeah, but there are seals… So?



Not gonna lie, the place isn’t exactly the most welcoming… Dom spotted this one next to me, and I walked right past without even seeing it…

Google Lens is certain—it’s a tiger snake, and it clarifies: "Highly aggressive when disturbed, especially during breeding season, it flattens and raises its body like a cobra, hisses, and attacks. Its venom causes locomotor paralysis, muscle damage, and hemorrhaging leading to death."

Should we get out of here?
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Of course, there are snakes, but the most annoying of all—really a pain—are the flies. Maybe we’ve beaten the record previously held by the Pinnacles Desert! It’s horrendous!

We finally make it to the seals lookout, just after a nasty little drizzle starts—cold and miserable!

Still, it’s totally worth it—the show is amazing, including the sound atmosphere!

Life’s buzzing here! We even spot some wallabies…





We made the return trip running (well, almost—you know us, we’re not exactly athletes…), but it still took an hour!



JL Jlcro Regular ·
Help! Help!



About 4 kilometers from here, they’re promising a petrified forest. Should we check it out?

Jackpot! It’s not exactly a petrified forest, but more like an easy way to walk on the surface of planet Glarjouule 244. It’s an insane landscape—nothing like anything you’ve ever seen!







It’s so weird…







We ended up eating Chinese food again. We’re getting a little tired of the local cuisine—all the menus look the same. After a while, you start craving a bit of variety, and it’s not easy to find…
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Saturday, December 9, 2023 Portland - Halls Gap

Our last foray inland. We leave the coast for the Grampians mountains under pouring rain that won’t let up all day. The limping seagull came to say hello—we’ve become friends.

We finish the RTBF audio series on the Brabant killers case along a road that stretches endlessly until a car overtakes me at full speed, so close it smashes my side mirror before vanishing into the rain’s blur. Oh well, no big deal—it pops back into place by hand. We carry on. We arrive at our site, greeted by a very kind lady who describes in detail all the charms of the place we’ve just landed in. And sure enough, it’s another slice of Eden.



We spot loads of kangaroos, parrots in flocks of 100, and a few emus in the distance. It should’ve been great if not for that relentless rain, which knows just how to ruin the best vibes!

On our way back from dinner, a couple stops us. The guy is absolutely furious. He saw us—*clearly* saw us—no point denying it, tossing an empty plastic bottle into *his* trash can. Apparently, he can’t fathom how such a crime could go unpunished. It was a big deal. Just to soften (a little) that first impression—though it’s been carefully crafted over time—that Australians are friendly. Generalizations are always proven wrong by exceptions...

We had dinner at a "restaurant" by local standards—nothing exciting taste-wise, the same stuff you find everywhere: their barramundi, their porterhouse steak, the pork belly... What can I even say? We’re sick of it, but you’ve gotta eat...
LA Laurent4 ·
Thanks so much, Jean-Luc, for these amazing travel journals that bring back such great memories (we were in Halls Gap a year ago...) and give us tons of ideas for our next trip. Best, Laurent
TI Titaille Veteran ·
He saw us, clearly saw us—no point denying it—throwing an empty plastic bottle into HIS trash can. Apparently, he doesn’t get how such a crime can go unpunished.

Well, yeah! More trash, maybe he’ll pay more taxes, who knows, not me. We were smarter—we did the same in Albany but didn’t get caught!

Fun fact: in Haute-Savoie, it’s done on a large scale—Swiss folks come dump their trash bags in France. When we start paying by weight, it’s gonna get messy! 😆
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Yes, obviously. We were in the wrong. But there are plenty of ways to express your frustration to clueless tourists who certainly didn’t mean any harm. Insulting them is surely not the best approach. Besides, the weight of an empty plastic bottle shouldn’t be *that* painful... 😉

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