Review of an expedition cruise to the Seychelles with Ponant from January 25 to February 2, 2026
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4Y 4yne Globetrotter ·
Hey Catherine, I get your disappointment—what a welcome! They try to scam you everywhere, and the filth in the room, the state of the sheets... it's just unbelievable 😕

Hey Catherine, Yeah, unbelievable. I was expecting something different in the Seychelles, and this is just the beginning… 😛
4Y 4yne Globetrotter ·
Hi Catherine, While checking your review on Booking about that not-so-great hotel, I didn’t see it—did they delete it? Mich74

Hi Michel,

They didn’t delete it, they just hid it. You have to scroll down past the property amenities and click on: Read positive and negative reviews.

MI Mich74 Veteran ·
The negative comments are well hidden—only the best ones are on the first page. I wasn’t familiar with this system; I’ll pay closer attention now, Booking, thanks.

Not really great, this hotel—everything’s off 😉
AL Alfre99410 Veteran ·
Hi Catherine,

I totally agree with you—the contrast between Doha and Victoria is striking; there’s really no comparison.

That said, after a couple of days, you start to get used to it. When you first arrive, it looks grimy, but then you adjust. As for the hotel room, I saw it was not only basic but also dirty—that’s just unacceptable. You were right to leave a negative review on Booking.

Taxis are another issue—they try to scam tourists. I’m happy to tip when I’m satisfied, but I don’t like being pressured. And if the price changes afterward, that’s not right.

As for renting a car, I’d even say it’s unacceptable. You did the right thing by standing your ground.

Anyway, when I go to the Seychelles, I never rent a car because driving on the left isn’t my thing, and I’m afraid I’d mess up. Every time, I hire a driver for the day. But even that costs between 150 and 200 € per day, so you have to wonder if it’s worth it. Food is another overpriced thing in the Seychelles. Even takeaways (what we’d call fast food or street vendors) aren’t just mediocre—they’re also ridiculously expensive. It’s just crazy! Hope the rest of the trip goes better!

Alfred
MU Muriel18 Globetrotter ·
Rough start in the Seychelles 😕 Hope the rest gets better 😉

Mahé is definitely the island I liked the least out of the 3 we visited (and I much preferred the south over the north), but we still met open and welcoming Seychellois people everywhere (including the car rental folks 😏... though we didn’t take any taxis). You really had bad luck 🏴‍☠️.
4Y 4yne Globetrotter ·
The negative comments are well hidden; the others are the best on the first page. I wasn’t aware of this system—I’ll look more carefully next time, Booking. Thanks. Not really great, this hotel—everything’s off 😉

Hi Michel, For me too, this was a chance to find out where the negative comments were hidden. I won’t forget to check them in the future. 😏
4Y 4yne Globetrotter ·
Hey Alfred,

Every time, I always hire a driver for the day. But even that costs between 150 and 200 € per day, so you have to wonder if it’s worth it.

The tourism business is a real goldmine for them—they’re really taking advantage of it. The price of a day’s driver makes my hair stand on end when you see the local standard of living.

Food is another ridiculously overpriced thing in the Seychelles. Even takeaways (what we call fast food or street vendors) aren’t just mostly mediocre—they’re also way overpriced. It’s just crazy!

Our Indian takeaway was really good and very affordable—usually less than 10 € for two. We’d just order one dish to share because the portions were so huge. But we checked out a lot of others that, just at first glance, didn’t look appetizing at all—way too heavy and greasy, and they didn’t tempt us in the slightest. We were lucky to find this one.
4Y 4yne Globetrotter ·
Rough start in the Seychelles 😕 Hope the rest gets better 😉

Mahé is definitely the island I liked the least out of the 3 we visited (and I much preferred the south to the north), but we still met open and welcoming Seychellois people (including car rental agents ... though we didn’t take any taxis). You really had bad luck 🏴‍☠️.

Hi Muriel, Yes, with a bit of patience, things will get better. But not right away. This start to the trip wasn’t exactly a walk in the park—I was expecting something very different from the Seychelles.
4Y 4yne Globetrotter ·
Wednesday, January 21, Victoria, Mahé

This morning, there’s a different receptionist at the front desk, and this one is much more attentive than the last. We tell him about our car rental troubles, and he suggests another rental company that doesn’t require a credit card imprint. He calls them, and half an hour later, it’s all settled—we’ve got a car for three days at 50 € per day, all taxes included. But the guy prefers cash, and we don’t have euros. He’s flexible, though, and accepts dollars.

But here come the disappointments. The roads are really narrow—I’d read about that—and on top of that, they’re lined with deep ditches or sidewalks that are easy to hit if you’re not used to driving on the left. Let’s just say driving here is *not* a walk in the park!!!

I’ve never been so scared in a car in my life—it’s awful, enough to make your stomach turn.

There’s practically nowhere to park, and the few spots that do exist are almost always private. And watch out for fines, the rental guy warned us.

We head toward Beau Vallon, but it’s impossible to stop—there’s nowhere to park, no way to pull over.

We keep driving along the coast toward the north of the island. But it’s so ugly! And still no way to stop.

I’d planned some hikes, but nothing is marked, and there’s nowhere to park anywhere.

When we finally do manage to park, we have to start by climbing over a barrier of trash or garbage bins just to get to the beach. And without the sun, the colors are dull.





After the trash, a little bit of nature.





What’s the Seychelles’ reputation based on? We’ll find out, I guess. For now, I’m really doubting it.

In the early afternoon, back in Victoria, we can do some shopping at the market for a light meal—sun-ripened tomatoes, mangoes, and mini bananas. Everything is delicious, at least that’s a positive.

During the hottest hours, we stay cool. At 4 PM, we head out to stretch our legs with a walk around town. It’s rush hour. Traffic and pollution are at their worst. The big public transport buses spew huge clouds of awful black smoke every time they start up. And when they’re not honking at us to get out of the way—even though we’re on the sidewalk—well, that’s just great.

The rain decides to show up just as we step outside. It’s light and not really bothersome. Most shops have already pulled down their shutters—it seems a lot of them close early, except for the handy little neighborhood stores run by Pakistanis or Indians.

We walk to the Hindu temple, which looks a little sad in the rain.



Next to the temple, there’s a friendly takeaway that’ll make our evening with some fruit.

A drop of rain was forecast for 7 PM on our app, but instead, a downpour hits us. It’s the rainy season, after all. Luckily, we’re already back inside and don’t have to go out to a restaurant like we’d originally planned.
ER Erjome Globetrotter ·
Hi Catherine,

Your review doesn’t exactly paint a dreamy picture—between the north coast, the rental car hassles, the driving, the parking, and the rain. But I’m sure the best is yet to come, I hope! 😊
NA Nataly03 Globetrotter ·
Hey, I find your rental car situation worrying. A rental company asking for cash and not taking a credit card imprint? Are you sure it was an official rental company and that you were insured? Because that would’ve been my biggest concern in case of an accident... Well, the Seychelles aren’t exactly dreamy anymore...
DJ Djalma Globetrotter ·
Hello From what I’ve read, the Seychelles don’t quite live up to the "authentic tropical atmosphere" they’re usually hyped up to be in brochures... Unless some kind of curse hit the expedition cruise
4Y 4yne Globetrotter ·
Hi Catherine,

Your report isn’t exactly dreamy—between the north coast, the car rental hassles, the driving, the parking, and the rain. But I’m sure the best is yet to come, fingers crossed! 🤞

Hi Jérôme,

Getting around the Seychelles by road is a nightmare, and everyone there seems to know it—and just laughs it off. Thankfully, the best *is* still to come, or this trip would’ve been a total disaster.
4Y 4yne Globetrotter ·
Hey, I find your rental car situation worrying. A rental company that asks for cash and doesn’t take a credit card imprint? Are you sure it was an official rental company and that you were insured? Because that would’ve been my biggest concern in case of an accident... Well, the Seychelles aren’t exactly dreamy anymore...

Hey Nathalie,

Of course not—I wasn’t sure it was an official rental company, even though the hotel assured me and presented it as such. As for the insurance I asked about, I was flat-out told it didn’t exist in the Seychelles and that I wouldn’t find any. In fact, my pre-departure research on car rentals showed just how complicated and rarely satisfying the process is there.

We had a contract and a 1,500 € deductible, and the lack of full coverage insurance was a huge part of my stress on the road.
4Y 4yne Globetrotter ·
Hi there, From what I’ve read, the Seychelles don’t live up to the "authentic tropical vibe" they’re usually hyped up for in brochures… Unless some kind of curse hit this expedition cruise

Hi Jean-Michel,

For now, the expedition cruise hasn’t started yet. We’re still on land. And yeah, I’ve noticed the same thing—the Seychelles in the brochures don’t match reality at all.
ER Erjome Globetrotter ·
For next September, I rented a car on Mahé with Sixt, and insurance is included. On Praslin, though, it’s through my accommodation with insurance and credit card payment based on written confirmation. We’ll see how it goes! 🤷‍♀️
4Y 4yne Globetrotter ·
For next September, I rented a car in Mahé with Sixt, and the insurance is included. In Praslin, though, it’s through my accommodation with insurance and credit card payment as per written confirmation. We’ll see how it goes 🤷

I’d read some really bad reviews about Sixt, which is why I trusted the hotel instead. With the first rental company, the terms included insurance... until I arrived. 😕

Looking back, I wish I’d gone for public transport instead—they’re plentiful.
MU Mum49 Regular ·
Hi Catherine, What a series of adventures on this cruise. Let’s hope the rest goes better. Thanks so much for the report. It’ll be my turn to write one after the little cruise with CFC from April 11 to 16, departing from Dunkirk...... Guylène
4Y 4yne Globetrotter ·
Good evening Guylène, This trip really hasn’t been a walk in the park, but the best is yet to come—even though I had my doubts at one point... 😉 I’ll be happy to read your trip report when you’re back. 😎
AL Alfre99410 Veteran ·
Hi Catherine,

I’m still here for your trip report!

Driving on the left isn’t my thing at all, and they drive really badly in the Seychelles. So I’m not surprised you were scared.

A few years ago, I almost had an accident in Mauritius with a rental car, and since then, I don’t want to repeat the experience.

That’s why I prefer to hire a driver for the day to stay stress-free.

The drivers always tell me: « Victoria isn’t the Seychelles. » So, yeah, Victoria itself isn’t great—you’ve got to admit it.

But in the south, there are still some nice spots and beaches, like Anse la Mouche, Anse Soleil, Anse Takamaka, Police Bay...

I know you might visit them, so I’ll let you continue your report, but I agree—Victoria isn’t exactly exciting.

I’m staying positive that the rest will be much better, since there are some great places you’ll discover, whether in the south or on the other islands.

Alfred

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