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Off we go on a new adventure. The alarm rings at 6:30 AM, the travel bags are packed, and we head to Lyon Airport. We booked our flight tickets with Lufthansa. The first leg to Munich, Germany, is operated by AirBaltic. Departure at 1:05 PM for a 1-hour and 20-minute flight. We arrive at 2:30 PM.

**We now have a 7-hour layover, so we take the opportunity to get some fresh air and explore Munich.** We quickly exit Terminal 2 of the airport and head towards the subway. We buy a group day ticket "Airport-city Day Zone M-5," valid for 2 to 5 people at a price of 30.50 € (instead of 16.30 € per person). We take the S8 line to **Marienplatz** in 35 minutes. **This is the heart of the city.** The weather is overcast, quite cool, but dry. Perfect for a little city trip between two flights while leaving our large luggage in transit at the airport. **Munich is the third-largest German city after Berlin and Hamburg, in the Bavaria region.** **The center has a lot of charm and brings together several religious buildings, easy to explore on foot.** We are impressed by the number of people enjoying these 100% pedestrian streets, which are very pleasant. After Marienplatz, the most famous square with the town hall, we head to the Cathedral of Our Lady, a Gothic church, then continue to **Karlsplatz** and move on to **the food market offering a wide selection of high-end food products in an atmosphere where a certain art of living prevails.** We also visit St. Peter's Church before grabbing a bite to eat. Two good hours were enough for this 10 km city walk. It's time to take the subway back: by 6:30 PM, we are back at the airport. Now, it's time for a bit of waiting and rest. Our second flight is scheduled for 9:35 PM for a 9-hour and 30-minute journey to our final destination in Namibia: **Windhoek.**

> Round-trip flight tickets with Lufthansa from Lyon: 2029 €, or 1,014.50 € per person.

> Lyon Airport parking: 120 €

> Today's expenses: 7 € for 2 pizzas in France / 14 € for the restaurant in Munich / 30.50 € for the daily subway ticket in Munich.

**DAY 2: Friday, April 25, 2024: Arrival in Windhoek, Visit to the Namibian Capital:**

After a 9-hour and 30-minute overnight flight with Discover Airlines, we finally land on Namibian soil just before 7:30 AM. The day is breaking, and the colors are already stunning. We are eager despite the usual fatigue from the flight. The airline was punctual, with friendly staff and good meals, though a bit light. We are the first flight of the day to land, with no more than 15 flights per day here, from 7 AM to 8 PM. We disembark on the tarmac at this airport located in the middle of nowhere, **I finally set foot on African soil for the first time.** We exit among the first from the aircraft to go through the long formalities at the front of the line, as the wait can quickly become endless. Allow at least 5 minutes per person for e-visas. We still wait 45 minutes despite only about twenty people ahead of us. Phew, it's done. We collect our luggage and then withdraw money from an ATM. We make 4 withdrawals of the maximum amount, 2000 NAD $ per withdrawal, for a total of 380 €, or 95.33 € per withdrawal.

Our driver arrives at the same time, perfect timing, we were quick.

We leave the airport at 8:45 AM. By 9:30 AM, we arrive at the **Gracious Whisp vehicle rental agency**, located at the entrance of Windhoek, small and human-sized with a fleet of recent vehicles. More formalities, then a short wait as our vehicle is not yet ready. Time to decompress, catch our breath, and enjoy the very pleasant morning temperature. Not a cloud in sight. Next, a briefing on the vehicle, always with a bit of apprehension due to our approximate English. Allow 45 minutes of explanations, including setting up the roof tent, camping equipment, technical information in case of a flat tire, driving tips in Namibia, and a tour of the 4x4. We have all the necessary equipment for camping: mattresses, sleeping bags, pillows, table, chairs, gas stove, BBQ grill... as well as 2 spare tires, a compressor, a dual tank, and accessories for removing wheels. Off we go, it's time to muster our courage and get behind the wheel. **Heading to SuperSpar Maerua**, fortunately located less than 10 minutes away. We park with the help of a parking attendant; it's very crowded, the space is narrow, but everything goes well despite the cursed right-hand drive. Today's new mission: stock up on groceries. The store is well-stocked with local and imported products, catering to all tastes. We spend 114 € on groceries, from pasta to meat, BBQ lighters to dishwashing products. Two people load our groceries into two carts and transfer them to our vehicle; we feel compelled to leave a tip, 50 NAD $, as we don't have change yet. Now, we head to the hotel, 15 minutes away. Traffic is difficult at a complicated intersection; this will likely be the only traffic jam in Namibia. **We arrive at Kate's Nest Guesthouse & Backpackers around 1:15 PM, quite tired.** We take some well-deserved rest at this recent establishment, quite calm with secure private parking. After a short nap, we enjoy the quiet by the hotel pool. Night falls between 6:30 PM and 7 PM. We eat quietly in our room tonight before starting this long 4x4 road trip in camping mode in the heart of Namibia.

> Today's grocery expenses: 114 € at Super Spar Marua (2395.21 NAD $).

> Round-trip flight tickets with Lufthansa from Lyon: 2029 €, or 1,014.50 € per person.

> Vehicle rental: 4x4 Toyota with roof tent for 24 days: Gracious Whisp Car Rentals: 2,638 € (N$50,640) or **1,319 €** per person - (https://gwcarrentals.com/)

> Distance driven today: 15 km.

> Accommodation: Kate's Nest Guesthouse & Backpackers - 4 Aristotles Street Academia, 9000 Windhoek - 36 € for two for one night.

> Windhoek International Airport website: (https://www.airports.com.na/)

**DAY 3: Saturday, April 26, 2025: Windhoek to Hardap: Mariental Region - Kalahari Desert:**

After a good, restful night, we wake up leisurely around 7 AM. We enjoy the comfort provided by this first and last hotel before 24 nights under the tent.

**We leave Kate's Nest Guesthouse at 8:30 AM to tackle the Namibian roads.** We quickly leave the capital; in just 30 minutes, we find ourselves almost alone in the world. The landscape is dotted with small domes. We leave the **paved B1** quickly to turn left onto the **C15**. **From there, we won't see more than 10 vehicles all day.** After passing through the few houses of **Lekkerwaterpoort**, we tackle our first gravel road. These road sections are limited to 100 km/h, but even at 70 km/h, I find it already challenging. However, I quickly get used to it and gradually pick up speed to reach my cruising speed of around 80 to 90 km/h. **We are on immense straight lines crossing wild expanses as far as the eye can see.** **We come across two baboons, a few ostriches, and numerous cattle and sheep farms.** We pass through the charming village of **Uhlenhorst** with its typical houses and children with broad smiles waving at us. Life here is already very different from Windhoek. **The thermometer rises quickly from 16°C at 8:30 AM to over 28°C in the early afternoon.**

**We arrive at the Hardap Dam reserve at 2 PM.** We stop at the toll booth at the park entrance to pay the entrance fee: 250 NAD $ for 2 people and 1 vehicle. We continue to the dam and then the camp entrance, located a bit further. We had booked in advance, but this place remains little frequented by foreigners.

We take advantage of the hottest hours to rest by the large pool overlooking the immense lake, a very enjoyable moment. Would this be a bit of a vacation?

Around 4:30 PM, we head to the campsite. We overlook this vast water reserve. We arrive first; we will be only 3 vehicles spending the night here. It's time to get to work and set up our equipment for the first time. It takes us a good 20 minutes to set everything up, with a slight apprehension about unfolding the tent. Once this task is done, which we will have to repeat for almost a month, we will become much more efficient over time. Time for rest and contemplation in total silence. The sun gradually sets, and the heat quickly becomes bearable again. Bliss! **This dam is located 20 km northwest of Mariental in an area dotted with conical hills topped with dolerite buttons (Hardap means "hillock" in Nama). It captures the Fish River, which flows south, creating a large lake in the middle of an arid environment. The contrast is striking.** We enjoy our first sunset facing this 360° otherworldly landscape.

Around 7 PM, we start our first BBQ, or "braai" as it's called here. The temperature is perfect. The sun sets, giving way to a star-filled sky of incredible beauty thanks to the absence of any light pollution. The Milky Way will lull us throughout the evening. After some good sausages and potatoes on the BBQ, we head to our roof tent around 9:30 PM with a complete change of scenery in just 24 hours. France already seems so far away...

This campsite has shared showers and toilets, quite clean and functional, as well as a central area with several BBQs and tables. The sites are arranged in a semicircle, each with an electrical outlet. The sites are close to each other but spacious, some slightly shaded. We are only three vehicles tonight, so it's perfectly comfortable and quiet. Not to mention the large pool near the restaurant. Our trip is off to a great start.

> Today's road itinerary: Windhoek > Head south on the B1 to Rehoboth > Turn left onto the C25 then C15 to Stampriet > C20 to Hardap > Full north on the B1 > Then turn left onto the M93 - 5 hours of driving.

> Distance driven today: 354 km.

> Accommodation: Hardap Recreation Resort - 23.3 € for two - Large pool - GR6W+3M2, Hardap Game Reserve, Mariental, Namibia - (http://www.nwr.com.na/resorts/hardap-resort/)

**DAY 4: Sunday, April 27, 2025: Hardap - Brukkaros Volcano - Keetmanshoop - Quivertree Forest Rest Camp**

Our first night under the tent was very pleasant; the little wind quickly calmed down, giving way to absolute silence. The mattress is decent, more comfortable than some nights in Nepal. The length and width give us enough space for maximum comfort, despite my height (1.91 m). We wake up a little before 7 AM as the sun rises, and the lights dazzle us from the start of the day. We pack up the equipment in 30 minutes, quite easily. Then we enjoy the sun, which warms up quickly while we keep our light fleece on.

At 8:30 AM, **we hit the road again, heading south** to our first stop in **Mariental**. We want to do some shopping at SuperSpar, but once we arrive in the parking lot, a young local is fighting with the supermarket security guards and then threatens to throw stones. We don't want to take any risks right at the start, so despite the baton blows he receives, he doesn't stop. We leave empty-handed but fill up with fuel at the Shell station 1 km further. The price per liter is 21.33 NAD $, we fill our 107-liter tank for 107 €. In Namibia, you get served, and they bring the card machine to the window to pay. It's then customary to leave a tip.

We then take the B1 heading due south on a recently renovated road. Around 11:30 AM, we leave it on our right to take **a wild gravel road, the M98**. Just before **Berseba**, we turn right onto a small track, the **D3904 towards Brukkaros Crater up to a camp at 1588 m altitude**. The track then becomes too bumpy. We stop on the counter-slopes where **a wide panorama unfolds over these immense plains as far as the eye can see**. It's 12:15 PM, time for us to eat a rice and tuna salad facing this landscape.

**We are alone in the world until a vehicle arrives and parks next to us.** A bit of apprehension, 4 men head towards us. It turns out to be 4 shepherds looking for a lost foal. The conversation is pleasant, lost in the middle of nowhere. We find ourselves alone again in this absolute silence. **The heat becomes stifling with a good 30°C**. We get back on the road around 1 PM. Back on the B1, **we continue due south to Keetmanshoop**, which we reach around 3 PM. We stop there to do some shopping for 262 NAD $ (12 eggs, a can of tuna, a can of corn, bread, a soda, and a 5-liter water container), or 12.48 €. Two quite insistent children ask us for money or candy at the store exit, yet we give them a small tip, but they continue to cling to the car. Locals parked next to us tell them to leave us alone. Anyway, we finish the trip to **Quivertree Forest**, 15 km away. We will spend the night in this **pleasant farm run by a German**. Upon arrival, as the day before, and as I suppose in the future, we dive straight into the cool pool to relax after all these kilometers. A bliss. Then we take our 4x4 and choose a spot near these famous trees. After the 33°C this afternoon, once 4 PM passed, the temperature drops again and becomes very pleasant. **We are in the middle of the Kokerboom, one of the most interesting and characteristic plants of hot and arid regions. It's not really a tree but a variant of the aloe plant whose botanical name is Aloe Dichotoma. This Kokerboom has a smooth and thick trunk reaching up to 1 m in thickness and 9 m in height. They bloom for the first time at the age of 20 to 30 years.** The flowers are yellow and reach about thirty centimeters during the season between June and July. **They grow mainly in an environment with a high concentration of black rocks absorbing a large amount of heat (38°C). The rocks also serve to anchor the tree with its tentacle-like roots. It also resists frost. Each is between 200 and 300 years old.**

Around 5 PM, we walk to the farm reception to watch the feeding of **two cheetahs**. Magnificent carnivores taking their time to savor their piece of meat. **Then we return near our campsite to enjoy the sunset among these trees. The colors are sublime, as every evening apparently. A magnificent spectacle with colors evolving from yellow to orange then to pink, before giving way once again to a sky filled with thousands of stars.** Our campsite at Quiver Tree Forest Camp is very comfortable; we have a water supply, a stone table, a small lamp, an electrical outlet, a small tree for shade, and a BBQ that we won't use tonight; we'll cook on gas. The sites are far apart, with some shared facilities scattered around, a very beautiful setting. No reservation possible, no need, just show up directly. **The campsite accommodation for 2 people costs 28 €, including the reserve entrance fee of 5 €**. We finish this second bivouac evening around 9:30 PM, time for some reading and sleep in peaceful silence without wind.

> Today's road itinerary: Mariental > B1 heading south to Brukkaros > At Tses turn right towards Berseba via the M98 > Turn right onto the D3904 > 8 km > Brukkaros Volcano (stop at the lower camp as the track is difficult for 1 hour) > Keetmanshoop > Turn left onto the M29 > Quivertree Forest - 4 hours of driving.

> Distance driven today: 371 km.

> Distance walked today: 6 km.

> Today's expenses: Groceries for 12.48 € (262 NAD $) / Fuel for 107 € (1 liter of diesel for 21.33 NAD $).

> Accommodation: Quivertree Forest Rest Camp, P.O. Box 262, Keetmanshoop, Namibia - BBQ, hot showers, toilets, and electricity - No reservation - Pool - 18 €/Person (N$ 340.00 with park entrance) - (http://www.quivertreeforest.com/)

**DAY 5: Monday, April 28, 2025: Quivertree Forest Rest Camp - Giant's Playground - Keetmanshoop - Fish River Canyon - Canyon Roadhouse:**

After an excellent start to the night, we are woken up by the wind shortly before 6 AM, but the sunrise is not far off. We get up at 6:30 AM to enjoy it. The atmosphere is a bit cooler this morning, but the reward is already here.

The adventure continues. At 7:45 AM, we head towards **Giant's Playground**, 4 km away. We take a 3-kilometer walk through this expanse of blocks and igneous rocks.

We continue south at 8:45 AM, passing through Keetmanshoop again where we do some shopping for 25 €, a big stock-up for a good part of the trip: meats, canned goods, pasta, fruits... At 9:30 AM, we take the B4 to Fish River Canyon.

At 11:30 AM, we arrive at the entrance to the NWR park (350 NAD $ entrance for 2 people and 1 vehicle). The track becomes bumpy immediately upon entering the park. After about ten kilometers, we come upon this landscape carved by nature. In the end, it's well worth the detour. We were at the Grand Canyon in the USA exactly (https://www.montagne-aventure.net/2024/04/29/j21-3-juin-2024-grand-canyon-et-lac-powell/) and can thus confirm that this Fish River Canyon is comparable. We make several stops along the southern flank. **Here, nothing is developed; nature is almost in the wild state.** **With 160 km in length, up to 27 km in width, and a depth of 150 m, it is indeed the second-largest canyon in the world.** The history of the canyon is apparent in its different earth layers and stratification: the antiquity of the place is tangible, and the absence of vegetation is surprising. **It consists of two nested canyons, formed at distinct periods. The first distinct layer of schist, sandstone, and eruptive material surrounding the canyon was formed a few two billion years ago, then transformed due to heat and pressure into more solid rock such as gneiss. The inner canyon, carved more recently by the Fish River, has a depth of 270 m.**

We have a picnic once again alone in the world facing this grand panorama at the **Sulphur Spring View Point**. This is where the hiking trail begins, plunging into this narrow canyon, but it is forbidden to venture there alone without a guide. It's 30°C, but a slight wind makes the atmosphere bearable. At 1 PM, we retrace our steps and continue to the **Main View Point** then to the **Hikers View Point**.

In the south of Namibia, the Fish River Canyon, 160 km long, is a true geological wonder: a canyon nested within another canyon, one of the largest in the world. The first sedimentary layers formed two billion years ago; 500 million years ago, a period of tectonic activity caused these layers to crack and tilt, opening a vast canyon in the Earth's crust. The second canyon, with a depth of 270 m, was carved over time by the passage of the Fish River in this new valley.

At 3 PM, we arrive at our very charming camp for the evening, the **Canyon Road House**. We fill up with fuel right away because tomorrow we have a long day of isolated driving: 55 liters for 1240 NAD $. Then we settle into the campsite we had previously reserved in France. We are assigned site 2, very well set up under a tree with its BBQ and stone table just steps from the pool. We quickly set up the tent and jump straight into the pool for the relaxation moment of the day. As usual, the water is quite cool, but it's a real pleasure. Then we stroll around this Canyon Road House, which recreates the atmosphere of the roadside inns of the 1950s with old car wrecks and vintage gas pumps in a bygone era. **Around 5:45 PM, we start a short walk leading us to the top of a hill overlooking the wide plateau where we are to watch the sunset.**

And finally, to end this beautiful day, it's time for the braai, with grilled sausages and white beans on the evening menu.

> Park entrance: 150 DN/person + 50 DN/vehicle (18 € for two). It is possible to enter at two access points: Hobas in the north and Ai-Ais in the south.

> Today's road itinerary: M29 > Keetmanshoop > B1 > B4 > C12 (track) > After Holoog turn right onto the D601 (C37 track) > Accommodation on our right (stop just to check in before 6 PM) > Continue 30 km (30 minutes of track) to the viewpoints after Hobas where you must pay the entrance fee. Sunset View Point to the left > Return before sunset as the park closes (best lights at sunrise). 3 hours.

> Distance driven today: 228 km.

> Distance walked today: 10 km.

> Today's expenses: 25 € for groceries / 17 € for the Fish River Canyon park entrance / 58 € for fuel.

> Accommodation: Canyon Roadhouse, Gondwana Collection Namibia – 34.4 € for two - Pool - Near Hobas - (http://www.gondwana-collection.com/fr/accommodation/canyon-road-campsite)

**DAY 6: Tuesday, April 29, 2025: Canyon Roadhouse - Orange River - South African Border - Vista Trail - Gondwana Sperrgebiet Park - Aus:**

The night was excellent in this very comfortable campsite. **We wake up to the sound of birds** before the alarm at 6:45 AM. Our little morning routine starts as the sun rises. **A big day of driving awaits us to the South African border. This will be the southernmost point of our journey.** We hit the road at 8 AM via the C37, pass through **Hobas**, then turn onto the D207 to **Aussenkehr.** **We cross a mountainous barrier with some high peaks and perfect cones. The rock varies from orange to pink to black.**

We then cross a lunar desert as far as the eye can see on a giant dome; the track winds through nowhere without meeting anyone for hours. The landscapes are surprising. **We spot several ostriches and a gemsbok.** In the middle of this endless expanse, we come to an improbable intersection and continue right onto the D278.

In the middle of these arid lands, we come across a green zone: a vast vineyard. At 10:30 AM, **we come across a "Road closed" sign, fortunately, a local resident waves us to continue; a bit stressed, we proceed.** We start to follow the beautiful Orange River. On the other side of the bank, just a few meters away, South Africa is there. It is the second-longest river in Southern Africa, after the Zambezi. It flows over 2,000 km to the Atlantic. After passing through narrow gorges, we regain altitude before starting the descent, gently heading back north.

**We now cross and follow the Fish River, which joins the Orange River further south** **along this gorge dating back millennia.** At exactly noon, we take a lunch break by the Fish River, still without meeting a soul in this landscape between greenery and aridity. The temperature here is cooler with a pleasant 23°C on the banks, the perfect spot. **We continue on the track to Rosh Pinah**, where we find a paved road again. **The section along the Orange River and the Fish River was officially closed, but we were able to pass without any issues, avoiding a detour of at least 3 hours.** Phew. We now drive at high speed (limited to 120 km/h) through these vast spaces. We come across many ostriches after the **dozens of monkeys along the Fish River**. Around 3 PM, 3 km after the very small town of **Aus**, we reach **our campsite for the evening at Klein Aus Vista**. A new **small peaceful haven very well set up**. As usual, after checking in at reception, we jump straight into the beautiful pool to get our well-deserved dose of coolness, another good thermal shock that our bodies appreciate. Once this moment of relaxation is over, we take our 4x4 to reach the campsite located a bit higher, set apart at the foot of a hill that overlooks us.

After setting up, **around 5 PM, we head to the Vista Trail to climb to the top of a mountain overlooking the vast plain that surrounds us at 360°**. It takes about 30 minutes to climb. The place is just magical, **the perfect viewpoint to admire the sunset**. **We fully savor the moment. We also spot one of the few wild horses in the world capable of living in the desert.** Their numbers have decreased in recent years due to predation and drought (around 100 to 150). At 7 PM, we return to the camp, time for the braai and preparing the meal in this peaceful little camp.

In the south of Namibia, the Fish River Canyon, 160 km long, is a true geological wonder: a canyon nested within another canyon, one of the largest in the world. The first sedimentary layers formed two billion years ago; 500 million years ago, a period of tectonic activity caused these layers to crack and tilt, opening a vast canyon in the Earth's crust. The second canyon, with a depth of 270 m, was carved over time by the passage of the Fish River in this new valley.

> Today's road itinerary: 5 hours of driving: D324 heading south (track) > turn right onto the C10 (track) > D316 heading south > turn right onto the C13 > In Aus turn left onto the B4 > Campsite via a track on the left.

> Fuel station: Solitaire or Aus.

> Distance driven today: 398 km.

> Distance walked today: 7 km.

> Accommodation: Klein-Aus Vista Desert Horse Campsite - Farm Klein-Aus No 8 on the B4 main road to Luederitz Aus 9000, Aus, Namibia - (http://www.klein-aus-vista.com/accommodation/desert-horse-campsite/) 17908 420 DN - Water + Shared shower (hot water). No electricity.

**DAY 7: Wednesday, April 30, 2025: Aus - Kolmanskop - Diaz Point - Luderitz - Kanaan Desert:**

We wake up around 6:45 AM, with partly cloudy weather for once; we feel the ocean's influence gradually. But the sun isn't far off. At 7 AM, we leave the campsite heading west towards Luderitz via the B4. **First stop of the day: Kolmanskop, the ghost town we reach at 8:30 AM**, entry costs 180 NAD $ per person. We discover this **timeless place** in 1.5 hours, moving from building to building amidst violent sand-laden gusts of wind. There's a lot of charm in these different living spaces. **The sand quickly reclaimed the place after this mining town was abandoned.** This was once the headquarters of Consolidated Diamond Mines. It's hard to believe that this former town, where the diamond industry once flourished, had a hospital, a bowling alley, and a theater. The decline in diamond sales after World War II and the discovery of richer deposits put an end to this golden age. By 1956, the town was already completely deserted, and the sand had reclaimed its rights. **These dilapidated buildings swallowed by shifting dunes have something surreal about them.**

At 10:15 AM, we hit the road again **heading to Luderitz, 22 km away**, and first to **Diaz Point** **facing the Atlantic Ocean**. It's a wind-swept peninsula with its characteristic red and white lighthouse. There's a campsite and a coffee shop on site, but the place doesn't inspire rest without shade or shelter from the wind. We return to the city via the D701 track that runs along the ocean, be careful at low tide. We come across **a few fishermen and a fox as well as flamingos.**

We walk through the few streets of the city, much smaller than I imagined, then climb to the **famous little Lutheran church that overlooks the city, the Felsenkirchr.** **The wind blows very strongly here, and the sand is omnipresent, surrounded by the Namib Desert and the southern Atlantic coast.** **A German colonial relic barely touched by the 21st century, Luderitz seems frozen in the past, giving it both a gloomy and a certain charm. In short, it's certainly one of the most incongruous places in Africa.**

At 1:15 PM, just before leaving Luderitz, we do some shopping for 20.50 € and fill up with fuel: 61.50 €, 1290 NAD $ for 61 liters (21.18 $ per liter).

**We return via the B4 to Aus** (paved), **then via rougher tracks**, the C13 then the D707, magnificent as it runs along a mountain range with multiple colors on our right and an endless flat desert on the other side.

To access our campsite for the evening, we must take a **narrow private track for 7 km** on our right to emerge, in this total vastness, at the **isolated Kanaan Desert Retreat on a small hill**. I don't have time today to jump into the pool near the reception; we arrive at 5 PM at 8 small, isolated, and unique sites with a small kitchen, a shower, and a private toilet under a small tarp shelter. **A crazy charm with a unique view...** **This will be my favorite accommodation of this trip. The photos speak for themselves.** We jump into the outdoor shower while savoring the landscape, then prepare our evening braai while enjoying the colors fading, facing this plateau with bushes turning a vivid orange. **A moment that will remain etched for life.** **Savanna atmosphere under a thin emerging moon. Every minute offers different colors. Facing our meal, we have a natural giant screen.**

We end this day contemplating the stars and admire this thin orange moon setting on the horizon (8:42 PM).

**Ghost town just before Luderitz: Kolmanskop** (open from 8 AM to 3 PM - N$ 180 p.p – 9 €). Once, Kolmanskoppe was organized around diamond mining. After finding new, more prolific spots, the town was abandoned and is now a ghost town. The sand and dunes have reclaimed their rights and buried everything humans had built. Houses, train station, bakery, everything has been covered by sand, which passes through the windows, even though they are 1 meter high.

> Today's road itinerary: 5h30: B4 to Luderitz (paved) > Round trip > Kolmanskop on the left > Return via the previous campsite > Then C13 (track) > Turn left D707 (track) > Then track to the right to the campsite.

> Distance driven today: 438 km.

> Distance walked today: 8 km.

> Today's expenses: Groceries at the Spar in Luderitz for 20.50 € / Fuel fill-up in Luderitz for 61.50 €.

> Official Kolmanskop website: (https://kolmanskuppe.com) (open from 8 AM to 1 PM - N$ 180 p.p – 9 €).

> Accommodation: Night at the south of the Namibrand Nature Reserve: Kanaan Desert Retreat – 26.5 € for two - (http://www.kanaannamibia.com/) - Farm 104 Karas 9000 - Sanitary facilities + BBQ + Water + Pool - No electricity - My favorite accommodation of this trip.

**DAY 8: Thursday, May 1, 2025: Kanaan Desert Retreat - Namib Desert - Crossing the Namibrand Nature Reserve – Sesriem Canyon - Elim Dune - Little Sossus Lodge**

After a cooler night than the previous ones with about 10°C, we wake up around 7 AM. We admire, as usual, the sunrise between the desert and the mountains. **The spot from last night was truly perfect, isolated from the world, in total serenity, with a wake-up call to the sound of birds.**

We hit the road a little after 8 AM, heading north via the D707 to Spes Bona, then the gravel road C27 via Betta to Sesriem. **The landscapes roll by and dazzle us.** **We are right in the heart of the Namibrand reserve**, coming across numerous **zebras**, **impalas**, **ruminants that reproduce in large numbers**, and **gemsboks**. At noon, we stop in the shade of a tree to eat. The spot is so romantic facing orange arid mountains and a vast green plateau. **A landscape full of contrasts, timeless and silent.**

**The Namib Desert is the oldest on the planet; its name means "vast arid plain," and it also gave its name to the entire country: Namibia.** The majority of these arid and semi-arid lands dotted with viewpoints are part of the Namib-Naukluft National Park, which covers 23,000 km².

At 1 PM, we enter the Sossusvlei park. We start with the **Sesriem Canyon**, which is 3 km long and 30 m deep. We enter it with a short 1-hour hike into its depths. **It was carved by the Tsauchab River in an agglomerate of sand and pebbles over 15 million years old.** We retrace our steps back to Sesriem, which means "six belts," referring to the number of leather belts (from ox wagons) needed to draw water from the canyon. This remote locality is mainly the gateway to Sossusvlei but offers a gas station and some accommodations. For our part, we sleep 40 km away tonight.

**We then move on to Elim Dune.** It takes about 45 minutes of walking to reach its summit, and the climb is very breath-taking as we progress in the sand where we almost slide back with each step. **A first grand 360° panorama unfolds. The ochre color of the sand contrasts completely with the yellow plain and the brown and black mountains in the distance.**

At 3:15 PM, we start the descent facing Sesriem. We were completely alone once again on this dune. **These Namib dunes are composed of colored quartzite sand, presenting hues ranging from cream to orange and from red to purple. Unlike the ancient dunes of the Kalahari, these move with the wind and adopt distinct, ever-changing shapes.** Star dunes resemble stars seen from above, while transverse dunes, like those on the coast south of Walvis Bay, stand perpendicular to the prevailing southwest wind. The most stable dunes, which thus have the most vegetation, are parabolic dunes, due to the variability of the winds. Longitudinal (seif) dunes measure up to 100 m in height, while barchan dunes, crescent-shaped and predominant at the extreme north of the Skeleton Coast and south of Luderitz, are the most mobile, created by unidirectional winds.

**We get back on the road for 45 minutes to our campsite for the evening, Little Sossus, which we reach at 5 PM**, via C27 then right onto C19. As often upon our arrival, I jump into the cool pool to relax after all this driving, then we proceed to set up the camp. As the day before, the campsite consists of 10 fairly distant sites, with private sanitary facilities and a small roof. We are delighted with this crazy charm. The hot water for our shower is wood-heated: a Namibian lights it every evening around 5 PM.

For a change, or not, the menu features a small BBQ with pork ribs and pasta, facing another sunset, this time with partial cloud cover giving equally splendid colors. Time for a well-deserved rest after long corrugated tracks covered in our 4x4 today.

> Today's road itinerary: 4h45 of driving: Find the D707 and head north (track) > At Spesbona turn left onto the C27 (track) > At Sesriem after entering the park, turn left following View Point Sesriem > Continue 4.5 km to the Sesriem Canyon Parking > Return then head towards Elim Dune > Exit the park then take the D826 > Turn right onto the C19 heading SE > Turn right facing the D854 to the campsite (campsite closes at 7 PM).

> Distance driven today: 272 km.

> Distance walked today: 8 km.

> Today's expenses: Entry to the Sossusvlei Namib-Naukluft Park: 17 € for two (with one car).

> Accommodation: Little Sossus Lodge – 35 € for two - At the junction of the C19 and D854 roads Maltahohe 9000, Maltahohe, Namibia - (http://www.littlesossus.net/) - Pool + Private bathroom + Hot water + Electricity + BBQ + Grocery store (bread to order the day before).

**DAY 9: Friday, May 2, 2025: Little Sossus Lodge - Namib-Naukluft National Park – Sesriem - Sossusvlei - Big Daddy – Deadvlei - Tsauchab River Camp**

Today we start the day early to tackle **the famous dunes of Sossusvlei at first light**. The alarm goes off at 6 AM to leave the camp at 6:45 AM. The wind is blowing quite strongly in gusts this morning, but it only woke us up a quarter of an hour before sunrise. The park opens at 7:15 AM. We start with a small encounter: a friendly **jackal lounging by the roadside.**

We first have to cover the 40 km of track to Sesriem, pay the entrance fee (350 NAD $), and drive 65 km on a paved road this time to reach the **vast salt pan (a lake whose sediments are made of salts) of Sossusvlei**. **It appears amidst the gigantic red dunes that rise on either side. The wind constantly changes the shape of the dunes, as well as their colors, which vary with the light. The setting is breathtaking, giving an impression of immensity and timeless grandeur.**

The paved road ends; the last 4 kilometers become technical and are reserved for 4x4s. Phew, I pass without any problems, though not without stress, switching to L4 mode. **We start the ascent to Big Daddy at 8:45 AM, 325 m of elevation gain in the sand nonetheless.** We climb at an excellent speed despite the strong wind, in exactly 1 hour. At 9:45 AM, we are at the summit of what will remain etched for a long time. The 360° view is simply unimaginable; you have to experience it to believe it. The wind blows violently up there, **it feels like being in the high mountains, on a snow ridge, with a strong transport of sand. The atmosphere is magical.** We start the descent running barefoot in the steep sand.

**We then move on to its neighbor, Deadvlei.** **Here, petrified trees stand in the "vlei" (basin) with their dried branches casting desolate shadows on the white ground. The juxtaposition of the deep blue sky and the towering dunes is captivating.**

We return to the 4x4 parking at 11 AM, the stress rises again for the sandy track passage. We retrace our steps and stop at **Dune 45**.

At noon, we take the opportunity to picnic at the foot of **the beautiful Dune 40**, where there is already no one left. We enjoy the quiet again, well, almost, as the wind remains omnipresent.

At 1 PM, we return to **Sesriem**, where we fill up with fuel (21.15 NAD $ per liter), totaling 1630 for 77 liters (78 €), and do some shopping for 245 NAD $ (two nice pieces of pork, 2 cans, 2 sandwiches for tomorrow, and 1 soda), which is 12.48 €. It's 27°C. We hit the road again, heading to a new destination at 2 PM. We take the C19 back to Little Sossus where we spent the night, then turn left onto the gravel road D854 for about 40 km to **Tsauchab River camp**. Finally, we won't be sleeping here; we are redirected 7 km downstream to **Naukluft View Camp**, which also belongs to Tsauchab River Camp.

We arrive at 4 PM, and thankfully, the fatigue was starting to set in. **Our campsite is located under a small forest, providing some protection from the wind that blew strongly all day. The calm does us a world of good. Once again, a lot of charm**, with very spaced-out sites without any visibility. We can't wait to take our shower. It will be possible from 5 PM with, as the day before, water heated by a wood fire. Time to prepare the campsite for the night. And on the menu, a braai with two superb pieces of pork bought in Sesriem and fries!!!!

**The Namib Desert**

An impressive coastal desert stretching from the Atlantic to a high plateau inland, the narrow Namib Desert runs along the southwest African coast for about 1,300 km. **Considered one of the oldest deserts in the world**, it is bordered to the north by the Kaokoland Desert, which extends into Angola, and to the south by South Africa's Karoo. The narrow Namib is mostly less than 160 km wide. Despite this, it is considered to consist of three sections: the coastal strip influenced by the Atlantic; the Outer Namib, occupying what remains of the western half; and the Inner Namib, comprising the eastern half of the desert. Generally called the Skeleton Coast, the coastal Namib receives almost no rain and depends on regular marine fogs for moisture. From sea level, the terrain rises to 900 m, where the desert meets the base of the Great Escarpment to the east. In the Inner Namib, average annual rainfall is only about 50 mm.

The dryness is such a characteristic of the Namib that it is thought to have been in this arid state for at least 55 million years. It is all the more surprising to learn that animals such as vipers, geckos, zebras, and elephants live in this desert. Some areas of the Namib are also rich in flora, including Welwitschia mirabilis, which grows near the ground with seemingly exhausted leaves, extracting moisture from marine fogs and can live over 1,000 years. In the southern Namib, some dunes are up to 32 km long and 240 m high.

**The frequent fog of the Skeleton Coast:** Driving north along the coast of Namibia, the cold Benguela Current in the Atlantic cools the moist air above the ocean, which, upon meeting the warm desert air, leads to the formation of thick fog banks that drift up to 100 km into the center of the Namib before evaporating under the sun.

> Today's road itinerary: 4 hours of driving: C19 towards Sesriem (track) > D826 (paved) > Foot of Big Daddy via a technical sandy track > Return via the same route > D854 to Tsauchab.

> Gas station: Sesriem.

> Distance driven today: 254 km.

> Distance walked today: 12 km.

> Today's expenses: Park entry at Sesriem for 2 people: 17 € / Fuel fill-up: 78 € / Groceries at Sesriem gas station: 12 € (245 NAD $).

> Accommodation: Tsauchab River Camp - Naukluft View Camp - D054 & D850 GPS: S24 26' 37" E16 10' 11" Sossusvlei 22007, Maltahohe, Namibia - BBQ + Private sanitary facilities + Water - www.tsauchab.com

**DAY 10: Saturday, May 3, 2025: Tsauchab River Camp - Naukluft National Park - Olive Trail Hike (10 km) - Ababis Guest Farm**

We pack up the camp at 8 AM and continue our road trip north via the D854, a bumpy track with many corrugated sections. It's cool this morning, 12°C.

**We enter the Naukluft massif, discovering landscapes with very different terrain than before.** We first need to check in at the campsite, 13 km from the entrance at the end of the track: 350 NAD $ for 2 people and 1 vehicle, then return 4 km back. **On the agenda is the lovely Olive Trail, a 10 km hiking loop that starts 4 km northwest of the park office**, along the D854 that we follow. At 9:45 AM, the hike begins with a fairly steep ascent (about 45 minutes) among the **wild olive trees** from which the trail gets its name. **At the summit, we enjoy a view that embraces the Naukluft Valley.** We then turn east and gradually descend into a deep valley, passing over sometimes slippery rocks. We have a snack around 11:30 AM in these small gorges. **Further on, to cross the wall of a canyon in front of us, some chains are fixed to the rock to help us pass.** We finish this superb loop clockwise at 1:15 PM, taking 3.5 hours including 30 minutes of breaks. We only crossed a small group of 3 people on this wild adventure far from everything. At 1:45 PM, we exit the park and take the **D854 track north to Bullsport**. From there, we turn left and take the C14, which **runs along the bed of the Tsondab River.**

**We arrive at our campsite for the evening, Ababis Guest Farm, at 3 PM.** Quite early for once, allowing us to rest a bit in this peaceful farm where many sheep wander around us. We also enjoy the pool under a magnificent sun, less hot than the previous days, it's 22°C. The camp has only 4 spaced-out sites around shared sanitary facilities. **We are in the middle of a vast plain facing the Naukluft massif mountains.** We will have another beautiful sunset on these mountains. For the first time on this trip, **we will be completely alone at this campsite.** **We haven't encountered many people today**, just 3 during the hike and fewer than 10 vehicles all day.

> Today's road itinerary: Head north on the D854 (track) > Turn left to enter the Naukfluft National Park > Continue on the track then turn right to the Olive Trail hike parking lot (1 hour for 45 km). Return to the D854 and continue north > At Bullsport turn left onto the C14 to Ababis (still a track) > The camp is located on the left facing the D1261 (1 hour for 60 km from Olive Trail). Total: 2 hours of driving for 100 km.

> Gas station: No gas station on the route, except in Solitaire.

> Distance driven today: 115 km.

> Distance walked today: 13 km.

> Accommodation: Ababis Gaestefarm - Night booked by email – payment on site: (https://www.ababis-gaestefarm.de/) - P.O.Box 1004, Maltahöhe - N$ 300.00 per person

**DAY 11: Sunday, May 4, 2025: Ababis Gaestefarm - Namib-Naukluft National Park – Solitaire - Gaub Pass - Kuiseb Canyon - Moon Landscape - Walvis Bay**

The night was, for the first time since the start of this road trip, quite difficult. A strong wind accompanied us all night, making the tent flap constantly. A racket that drove us crazy. We still managed to sleep a few hours. The morning sun brings back our smiles. We hit the road for this new stage a little before 7:45 AM.

We start the day with a first stop less than 15 km away **on the C14 in Solitaire** at 8:15 AM. **This town is lost in the middle of nowhere with its small gas station with a western atmosphere adorned with rusted and sand-covered car wrecks.** After a quick supply stop: 86 NAD $, or 4 € for 1 water container and a box of cookies, we continue north still on the C14, **crossing the Tropic of Capricorn** then devouring this **magnificent track up to Gaub Pass**. **A succession of narrow gorges, turns, climbs, and descents breaking the monotony of the previous long straight lines.** We are right in the heart of no man's land for 200 km. We then start the descent to the **Kuiseb Canyon. It houses the wide bed of the eponymous river, dry almost all year.** Even when it flows for 2 to 3 weeks during the rainy season, it doesn't go beyond Gobabeb and then seeps into the sand. **The drinking water that supplies Walvis Bay is pumped at Rooibank from this underground water table.** **We now cross the Kuiseb Desert where impressive dunes roll down.** We make a short stop at a **natural rock arch** reminding us of our (https://www.montagne-aventure.net/2024/04/29/j19-1-juin-2024-canyonlands-national-park-et-arches-national-park/). Then we gradually descend towards **Walvis Bay** where we will spend the night. At noon, we enter the **Dorob National Park**. The thermometer drops 10°C in 10 minutes as we get closer to the Atlantic Ocean.

At 12:45 PM, much earlier than initially planned, we arrive at the **Moon Landscape** (View Point 4, free) to have a snack, via a very recent surprising dual carriageway in the middle of nowhere, then via the C28. We are again in the hinterlands, the temperature has soared: 30°C without a bit of shade. Even if the colors and the panorama must be exceptional at sunrise or sunset, the detour for this 360° panorama is still worth it. Extreme aridity as far as the eye can see. The place lives up to its name; it really feels like being on the moon. We get back on the road at 1:30 PM via the D1991, C28, then again the A2, which is very new. The latter runs along the beautiful dunes up to the **Dune 7**, where we make another stop.

Then we head towards our final destination of the day, **Walvis Bay. Its port is sheltered by a sand spit, a natural breakwater that protects the city from the powerful assaults of the ocean. Its port was long a strategic place: claimed by the Cape Colony in 1795, it was officially annexed by the British in 1878 to counter Germany's ambitions in the region. A colony of fur seals, pelicans, flamingos, and whale terns have made it their home.**

We do a big grocery shopping at the Spar located in the center for 66 €; it's very easy to park there. Then we fill up with fuel at an Engen station right across for 1117 NAD $ for 54 liters (20.6 NAD $ per liter), which is 54 €. We then **enjoy the seaside in the Lagoon neighborhood**, where it's also easy to park. After kilometers in the desert, **this cool break is more than welcome. The outside temperature is 22°C. In the distance, we can clearly see the clouds lingering over Swakopmund.**

We take the 4x4 one last time to the **Lagoon Chalets where we will spend the night**. The spot is well set up and surprising in the heart of a residential neighborhood. The sites are quite large, separated by fences around very comfortable shared sanitary facilities. BBQ, electricity, and shaded area. We settle in quietly before going out on foot to watch the **sunset over the Pacific Ocean along Lagoon Promenade Road**. We can still see this impressive persistent mist in the distance. The neighborhood is very peaceful, certainly without much charm, but with a very well-developed seafront that inspires relaxation after kilometers without meeting anyone in inhospitable lands. We end the day with our traditional braai: grilled chicken thighs and sautéed potatoes in the coolness of a starry sky.

> Today's road itinerary: 5h30 of driving (or 3h30 of driving for 250 km without the Moon Landscape): Head north on the C14 > Cross the Tropic of Capricorn > Gaub Pass > Kuiseb Canyon on our left in a round trip > Continue to Green Valley and leave the C14 to the right on the D1984 > Turn right on the C28 > Then left D1991 to Moon Landscape D1991 View Point 4 > Return via the same road and stop at Dune 7 for sunset > Walvis Bay.

> Gas station: Solitaire or Walvis Bay.

> Distance driven today: 372 km.

> Distance walked today: 5 km.

> Today's expenses: Fuel fill-up for 54 € + Groceries for 66 € at Spar.

> Accommodation: Walvis Bay: Lagoon Chalets – 36.6 € for two - (http://www.lagoonchaletswb.com/) - 8th Road West, Meersig Meersig 9000, Walvis Bay, Namibia - BBQ – Electricity – Shared sanitary facilities.

**DAY 12: Monday, May 5, 2025: Walvis Bay - Swakopmund - Round Trip to Cape Cross (seals) - Wreck of the Zeila en route - Henties Bay - Spitzkoppe Tented Camp & Campsite**

After an excellent night, a bit cooler and more humid than usual, we wake up around 7 AM and leave the camp at 7:45 AM to **follow the Atlantic coast heading north**. We thus leave **Walvis Bay**, a very pleasant stopover town, and follow the ocean via the B2. **We enter the mist and Swakopmund** at 8:40 AM, parking **near the lighthouse**. The atmosphere is very quiet, the streets seem dead with large empty parking lots and very little traffic, but the few open shops are filled with expatriates enjoying their breakfasts, French bakeries, cafes, travel agencies... **We are in this Benguela Current, a fast cold ocean current that flows from South Africa, up the coasts of Namibia and Angola, towards the northwest to join a warm equatorial current. Hence the supply of very fish-rich waters and this tenacious mist depending on the seasons. In the northern part of the Namib Desert, fogs are frequent during the southern winter. It's almost the only source of moisture since the city of Swakopmund receives, on average, only 11 liters of water per m² in December and January.**

**Swakopmund is wedged between the dunes and the Atlantic rollers. It is the Namibian capital of adventure activities and has a ghostly colonial remnant. With its German architecture, its seaside promenade, it resembles a seaside town of the North Sea or the Baltic.** It is also a bustling African city. **Nearly two-thirds of Swakopmund's population live in Mondesa, a township created during apartheid, northeast of the city center, a legacy of the South African mandate.** The heart of the city is located in the area of the pier, at the foot of the lighthouse, better known as the Mole. During the South African occupation of Swakopmund, the port took a back seat to Walvis Bay.

Continuing on this C34, sometimes on salt, we come across the famous **wreck of the Zeila, stranded in 2008**, on our left. We can see it through the thick fog, being very close to the beach. It's 10:15 AM. Further on, Henties Bay is a bay that attracts many fishermen; it's teeming with vehicles equipped with fishing rods. Besides its fish-rich waters, it enjoys a relaxed atmosphere and a large beach suitable for walks.

We continue further north, heading to Cape Cross, this time a round trip because we will turn off later here in Henties Bay to reach Spitzkoppe via good gravel roads that are quiet alternatives to the very busy paved B2 further south. **Henties Bay is part of the Dorob National Park, a multi-purpose park protecting coastal ecosystems and hosting the many renowned recreational activities of the region. The part of the coast north of Swakopmund up to the Ugab is particularly popular with fishermen who come in droves to fish for saltwater fish.** The small concrete buildings spaced at regular intervals are actually toilets for fishermen and campers. The coastline is also dotted with world-renowned surf spots.

Even before arriving, we can already smell it before we come across thousands of seals (population in 2021: 1.5 million). **The Cape Cross Seal Reserve, the most renowned on the Namibian coast, is home to the most famous breeding colony of fur seals, which seems to take full advantage of the high concentrations of fish present in the icy waters of the Benguela Current. We are impressed by the sight of these 100,000 pinnipeds lounging on the beach and frolicking in the waves.** We have a picnic a little away from the smells facing the ocean in the sun.

At 12:45 PM, it's time to hit the road again. We retrace our steps back to Henties Bay. We stop there to do another big grocery run before not encountering any big cities for many days. We will only buy fresh items day by day until the end of the trip; we have 23 € worth. **In the space of 30 minutes, we go from 15 to 36°C. The thermal shock with an amplitude of more than 20°C.** At 1:45 PM, we hit the road again via the D1918, then we try a very small track on our left, the D1925. It becomes narrow and rough; I have a bit of apprehension. We arrive at a gate to open in the middle of nowhere, then young children run up to us asking for water or food... We then drive to **Spitzkoppe. The arrival right in front of the mountains is majestic, off the beaten path. This mountain appears in the distance like a mirage above the dusty plains of southern Damaraland.** We come across a second gate held by a guard. We enter the "Community Camp" campsite without realizing it through the west entrance. We are given a small paper, then we go to the reception passing **at the foot of these gigantic, magnificent rocks.** Once at the reception, we are informed that this is not the camp we had booked. Ours is located just a little further, and in the end, it's better because the latter was packed. We were able to cross the park very close to these rocks without paying. We exit through the main entrance; 5 Himba children cling to our doors and trunk asking for bread and food again. We continue despite them staying attached, worried about hurting them. Phew, more fear than harm. We cross the few houses and arrive at the right camp at 4:30 PM, the Spitzkoppe Tented & Campsite. The spot is much quieter and well set up. We have site C12, cozy to perfection with its sink, a private shower and toilet, as well as electricity, under the shade of a tree and facing the mountains. The sunset and sunrise will be perfect. We set up the tent and, without delay, head to the pool for a big dose of coolness. Then it's time to prepare the BBQ and **contemplate the fading lights on the Spitzkoppe massif.**

> Today's road itinerary: 5 hours of driving: Head north on the B2 (paved) along the ocean > Swakopmund > C34 (paved) still heading north > On the left, the wreck of the Zeila before Henties Bay > Cape Cross round trip > Henties Bay > D1916 heading east (track) > Turn left onto D3716 > Turn left to the campsite.

> Gas station: Swakopmund or Henties Bay.

> Distance driven today: 344 km.

> Distance walked today: 6 km.

> Today's expenses: Groceries in Henties Bay: 23 € + Cape Cross park entry: 17 €.

> Accommodation: Spitzkoppe Tented Camp & Campsite - Spitzkoppe River Valley 00000, Spitzkoppe river valley, Namibia - (http://spitzkoppemountaincamp.com/) - 26 € - Pool - BBQ - Shower and toilet.

**DAY 13: Tuesday, May 6, 2025: Spitzkoppe - Rock Pools - Uis**

It's 6:45 AM, **we wake up at the foot of one of the most emblematic landscapes of the country, Spitzkoppe, which towers over the valley at 1,728 m.** **The Spitzkoppe massif, "pointed hat" in Afrikaans, is actually a set of three rock formations: Big Spitzkoppe, the granite domes of the Pontok Mountains that surround it, and Little Spitzkoppe, to the southwest. It was first climbed in 1946 and has never stopped attracting experienced climbers; it remains one of the most challenging ascents in the country. The climate in the region is hot**, so try to visit during the cooler months, as it can quickly reach 36°C in the sun in the afternoon. **Spitzkoppe is particularly striking at dusk, as it was last night, and at dawn this morning when the low light sets the rocks ablaze with red and orange hues. The spectacle is unique.**

We re-enter the park managed by the local community (160 NAD $ per person), then start with the **arch sector**. We quietly enjoy all the viewpoints under perfect orange colors. We leave this magnificent spot, reminding us of (https://www.montagne-aventure.net/2024/04/29/j19-1-juin-2024-canyonlands-national-park-et-arches-national-park/), but with much less crowding here. Around 10 AM, we head closer to these mythical peaks, including the main one nicknamed the Matterhorn of Namibia. Then we finish with the **ascent of the rock above Rock Pool. The 360° view of the park is a must-see. Small natural pools carved into the rock bring a bit of water to this arid and rocky landscape.** The wind blows strongly up there, and during a photo shoot with a tripod, it falls forward right onto the lens glass, cracking it... Frustration and shouts, these will be the last quality photos of this trip, and a new bill to pay when we return to replace it... Disgusted.

We continue to **Bushmans Paradise**, have a lunch break in the shade of a rock before hitting the road again around 12:30 PM after thoroughly exploring the park, feeling weakened and sad about my passion: photography...

We fill up with fuel as soon as we arrive in Uis at the price of 21 NAD $ per liter, a total of 1021 NAD $ for 50 liters (52 € by card). **Uis is a former mining town. Tin mining ceased in the early 1990s, but the high white mountain where the ore was dumped is clearly visible. The region is rich in amethysts, Brandberg crystals, and other semi-precious stones; we come across many vendors on the roadside.**

We then head to our final destination of the day, the **Daureb Isib Restcamp**. We arrive quite early for once at 2:45 PM in the heat, but the camp is just perfectly set up, surely the most upscale we will have during this trip. We are in a fortunately shaded area under palm leaves, with a table, chairs with cushions, a sink, a hot shower, toilets, a beautiful pool, and of course our private BBQ. Perfect for regaining a bit of a smile after the fall of my DSLR camera. **We are facing the Brandberg massif, the "fire mountain" in Afrikaans, dominated by Königstein (2,573 m), the highest peak in Namibia.** **The Brandberg owes its name to the reddish-orange glow that forms on its slopes at dawn and dusk, when the sun's rays awaken its red granite faces studded with crystals. It also hides a real treasure inside, as it contains an exceptional concentration of prehistoric rock art**, mainly paintings and some petroglyphs, including the most famous of them, the **White Lady in the Tsisab Gorge**. There are over 43,000 in total, dating back 2,000 to 4,000 years, scattered in hundreds of crevices around the mountain.

Time for the usual swim, laundry, and evening cooking. On the braai menu, local sausages with cheese pasta and leftovers for a good salad the next day.

> Today's road itinerary: 1h45: Head north on the D3716 > Then D1930 (gravel and sand track) to Uis.

> Gas station: Uis.

> Distance driven today: 113 km.

> Distance walked today: 6 km.

> Today's expenses: Fuel fill-up in Uis for 52 € (1,021 NAD $).

> Accommodation: Daureb Isib Restcamp - Erf 672 C/O 3rd & 4th Avenue Uis 9000, Uis, Namibia - (http://www.daurebisib.com/) – 31 € - Pool. Comfort with private bathroom + electricity + Wi-Fi at the restaurant. Clear sky for a beautiful starry night.

**DAY 14: Wednesday, May 7, 2025: Brandberg (Namibia's Highest Mountain) - Damaraland:**

**The Brandberg massif is an isolated, dome-shaped mountain, an inselberg, that towers over the gravel plains scorched by the sun of the Namib Desert to the northwest. It measures 23 km long and 20 km wide. It is the highest point in Namibia at 2,573 meters.**

This massif formed about 130 million years ago when a gigantic viscous mass of magma from deep within the Earth's crust rose through the surrounding rock layers before solidifying. Later, the granite mass was exposed by the erosion of the surrounding rocks.

**The Brandberg is the highest mountain in Namibia, peaking at an altitude of 2,573 m. The indigenous San people call it the "burning mountain," as it appears to glow with a red light at sunset. With its considerable height and width, this massif influences the local climate, attracting more rain on its slopes than the desert below.** The rain seeps through the springs. Unique animal and plant species thrive in this high-altitude environment, and prehistoric paintings adorn the rock faces hidden in the ravines around the base of the mountain.

The first night was also hot since the start of this trip, the thermometer did not drop below 20°C. We wake up gently around 8 AM, a pleasant sleep-in, the sun is already out. After a quick morning cleanup of the 4x4, we have time today, we hit the road at 9:30 AM, getting lost in the Brandberg massif. We are now in the **Damaraland, which stretches from the majestic rock formations of the Brandberg in the south, where we are today, to the bushy expanses at the foot of the rugged mountains of Sesfontein in the north, where we will be tomorrow. It is the perfect destination for wildlife and flora observation.**

We take the track heading towards the **White Lady**, but we want an alternative to this guided visit only. So, just before arriving, we turn right towards a viewpoint named on Google Maps **Rastplatz**. We come across **small Himba villages, living in extreme poverty with no natural resources; the inhabitants ask for water with every passing vehicle...** A bit further, we encounter about ten **ostriches** in the middle of the track, magnificent, as we get closer to the mountains in the background, and a few meters further, **a herd of Oryx**. Then we approach the **bed of the Ugab River**. We then go back and have a snack in the middle of nowhere, under the shade of our 4x4, facing the mountainous massif. We get back on the road around noon, while the temperature is at its peak in this very hot region, 35°C on the gauge with very dry air. We go up the C35 slightly then turn left onto the small track D2319 until we reach the Ugab bed again. Back to Uis in the mid-afternoon.

We did not book the same campsite as the previous night; today we are at the Brandberg Rest Camp. Unfortunately, the camp is not at the same level as the previous one, which was perfect. But the price is also much lower. The sites are next to each other, separated by small fences behind the main building. But it will do just fine. We have our BBQ and electricity, the shared sanitary facilities are decent. We then lounge in the large pool. We will then buy some water for 10 € at the supermarket located right across.

> Gas station: Uis.

> Distance driven today: 118 km.

> Today's expenses: Groceries in Uis: 10 €.

> Accommodation: Brandberg Rest Camp Uis - No 3 Uis Street Namibia 9000, Damaraland, Namibia - (http://www.brandbergrestcamp.com/) - Large pool – Shower – Electricity

**DAY 15: Thursday, May 8, 2025: Damaraland: Petrified Forest - Ugab Valley - Palmwag**

The night was excellent and slightly cooler than the previous one. We wake up around 7 AM and hit the road just before 7:45 AM heading to a new destination as we continue this Namibian road trip. **We cross Damaraland today from south to north.** First via the C35 to **Khorixas**, then turning left onto the C39. **We come across some villagers walking kilometers under the scorching sun with only a small water container in their hand... What a tough life, light-years away from ours.** About 40 km west of this town, we arrive at the **Petrified Forest National Monument**. It is a vast expanse of veld (open vegetation area), dotted with petrified tree trunks that can reach 34 m in length and 6 m in circumference, estimated to be over 260 million years old. These trees belonged to the Gymnospermae family, conifers among which we find today's cycads and welwitschias. The absence of roots and branches suggests that the trunks were deposited here during a significant flood. The site has about fifty trees, some half-buried in sandstone, others perfectly petrified in silica with their bark and growth rings. A guide is mandatory at the entrance to visit the site.

We then continue on this C39 due west to the junction of the D2612. We make a round trip to the south to **Twyfelfontein, which means "uncertain spring" or "bubbling spring" in Damara**. The site is a UNESCO World Heritage site, located at the entrance of the grassy Aba Huab Valley and houses one of the largest collections of rock art on the continent. More than **2,500 petroglyphs** have been discovered on over 200 stones, as well as some rock paintings. They date back about 6,000 years and others 2,500 years. Many engravings depict species that have since disappeared from the region, such as elephants, rhinoceroses, giraffes, and lions. The presence of a seal attests to the existence of links with the coastline at the time, now over 100 km away. It is here, as well as at Brandberg, that the human history of Namibia began with these testimonies of ritual and economic practices among hunter-gatherer peoples.

We continue a bit further south on the D3214 then D3254 to visit the **Organ Pipes, "organ pipes"**. The entrance is also paid, much to our regret... 500 NAD $ for two. We take a well-marked trail leading to a small gorge containing dolerite (coarse-grained basalt) columns 4 m high and aligned on an astonishing 100 m long wall. We are in a volcanic chain stretching over a dozen kilometers, a pile of scoria that seems to have been exposed to fire, the Burnt Mountain "burnt mountain" stands in a bleak and desolate landscape where almost nothing grows.

We head back north and return to the C39 then the C43 to **Palmwag where we will spend the night**. **This concession, covering an area of 5,500 km², is a region of red hills and plains, remarkable for its rolling landscapes as well as its rich fauna and flora**. The region serves as a **buffer zone between Etosha and the Skeleton Coast**. We have a good chance of encountering black rhinos, desert elephants, and lions, as well as spotted hyenas, giraffes, gemsboks, and other antelopes.

We pass the sanitary control barrier at 4 PM, just before entering Palmwag. In our direction, from south to north, we are simply asked about our future destinations and to present my French driver's license. A few meters further, there is a small gas station, then on our left our final destination of the day: the Palmwag Lodge Campsites. We are happy to arrive after this long journey. The welcome is very pleasant, and the site is very comfortable with a real brick shelter housing our shower and toilet, as well as water and electricity. We always have a BBQ available, but today we unfortunately no longer have meat due to concerns about the sanitary control, but we were not sure if it was rather in the other direction that the transport of fresh meat and dairy products is prohibited. We now cross our fingers to be able to observe some different animals, as the place is renowned for elephants, giraffes, and rhinos. We first take some time to relax in the pool before going for a walk around the reserve, without encountering anything unfortunately this evening, but the wake-up will be up to par... Time for the sunset, which is always one of the highlights of the day.

> Today's road itinerary: 5h30 of driving: C35 heading north > Then turn left onto the C39 > Petrified Forest > Go down on the D3612 in a round trip to Twyfelfontain (rock paintings and Organ Pipes) > Go back up on the C39 then C43 to Palmwag > Round trip on the C40 to Mount Grootberg Pass.

For info on the C43, there is a sanitary control at the entrance and exit (transporting raw meat is prohibited).

Palmwag: black rhinos (guided or free visit? at sunrise or sunset).

> Gas station: Twyfelfontain or Palmwag (07:00 – 19:00) – Tire repair in Palmwag.

> Distance driven today: 349 km.

> Distance walked today: km.

> Accommodation: North of Palmwag Lodge Campsites - GPS Coordinates -19.88556°, 13.93694° - Pool – Water and electricity – 34 € - (https://gondwana-collection.com/accommodation/palmwag-campsite?LodgeName=PALMWAG%20CAMPSITE)

**DAY 16: Friday, May 9, 2025: Palmwag - Sesfontein - Entry into Kaokoland - Opuwo**

This morning, we take our time watching for wildlife. We can finally observe our first **kudus** as the sun begins to illuminate the plain in front of us (see video and time-lapse of the day). A few minutes later, we also spot **a couple of giraffes with their calf**, moving calmly and serenely.

**We leave Palmwag** at 9 AM, heading to the northernmost point of Damaraland via the C43 to Sesfontein.

A few kilometers on the track, and we come across **a herd of zebras**, 11 to be exact, in the middle of green hills. Even further, it's more than twenty that cross right in front of us, a treat for our eyes. Their gait is majestic; they are very sensitive to noise. Some are more curious than others and don't hesitate to stay close if we remain quiet. We then cross numerous rough riverbeds. We must always stay very attentive at the wheel because we can drive at over 80 km/h on straight lines and then suddenly have to brake to cross these small streams, usually already dry at this time of year. Many antelopes are still present by the side of the track; the heat is already rising, and they are often lying on the ground at this hour.

**We arrive in Sesfontein at 11:15 AM**, just as the children are leaving school. Transportation is done by donkey-drawn carts. The villagers spend their time in the shade of the trees and in front of the few small shops. The atmosphere of its streets is dusty with a laid-back pace; this town has the feel of an oasis located **by the Hoanib River**, the town of six springs from which it gets its name. Founded in 1896, it was a military outpost built after a cattle plague epidemic. This page of its history is reflected in Fort Sesfontein, erected in 1905 to fight cattle diseases, arms smuggling, and poaching.

We take a lunch break at the exit of the village around 11:30 AM in the shade of a tree, so peaceful, it's 32°C. We continue further north, away from the usual tourist routes, and **enter the Kunene region, also called Kaokoland**. The track becomes narrower and more winding. **These are now vast solitary spaces largely devoid of roads, simply crossed by sandy tracks opened by the South African army just a few decades ago.** The fauna and flora have managed to adapt to this harsh and dry environment, like the desert elephant, an endangered species whose slender legs are perfectly suited to the long journeys the animal must make to find water, a rare resource. This region is also the territory of the Himba people, emblematic of the country. Its name comes from the Kunene River, which marks a narrow belt of vegetation at the Angolan border.

**We arrive in Opuwo at 3 PM**, **this town is the capital of the Kunene region**. Its name means "the end" in the Herero language, a fitting term for this dusty collection of commercial buildings surrounded by traditional huts with round thatched roofs.

**Opuwo is a strong cultural moment of this trip in Himba territory, this semi-nomadic people traditionally settles in an onganda (small village), moving if necessary to find access to water. Himba women are known for their ochre-colored cream, otjize, a mixture of butterfat and ochre powder, applied to protect and moisturize the skin and hair. Fire and smoke play an important role in their culture.** Smoke, often scented with herbs, is used by women for purification. It can also convey prayers to the supreme being, Muluru. In traditional celebrations, there is always a sacred fire that remains lit between the main hut and the animal enclosure, to maintain ties with the ancestors.

Right upon arrival, we fill up with fuel at the Shell station at the price of 21.48 NAD $ per liter, or 67 liters for 1454 NAD $ (72 €) by card. We then quickly stock up on meat at the Spar **where Himba women with bare breasts mix with us, the only white people shopping in the aisles**. **Since the beginning of this trip, this is where life is most bustling**. There are many people on these dusty streets, after kilometers without seeing anyone, the shock is brutal. There are small markets, poverty but also wealth. The town is quite spread out. There are no white people left, **we finally discover the true, harsh African life.**

We arrive at the **Opuwo Country Lodge at 3:30 PM**, located slightly on the heights. We have site 9 at the end of the property for maximum isolation as we like. Once again, we have private sanitary facilities, a BBQ, and electricity. Once settled, we walk 10 minutes to the reception where the pool is located to cool off. An infinity pool that is just magnificent facing the vast landscape before us. But this contrast between this little comfort and the town below makes us uneasy. The employees walk back down. A guard is present at the entrance of the lodge to ensure security; the park where we are is fenced. We enjoy a good braai, then enjoy the few lights of the town gradually lighting up. The night will be quite noisy for once with very loud music rising from a party below until 2:30 AM... And yet it comes from far away... Maybe a bar? In any case, we rule out what we thought was just a party during our visit here on Friday.

> Today's road itinerary: 4 hours of track: Return via the C43 heading south to Opuwo.

> Gas station: Okangwati or Opuwo

> Distance driven today: 261 km.

> Today's expenses: Fuel fill-up in Opuwo for 72 € + Groceries in Opuwo for 21 €.

> Accommodation: Opuwo Country Hotel - Opuwo Hilltop Opuwo 9000, Opuwo, Namibia - -18.044682 / 13.833861 - (http://www.opuwolodge.com/) - N$600.00 - Pool / Water / Private sanitary facilities / Electricity / BBQ.

**DAY 17: Saturday, May 10, 2025: Opuwo to Epupa Falls:**

We take our time this morning by the **Kunene River**, then we hit the road at 8:45 AM. This is our return trip to Opuwo.

After 4 good hours of driving, **we return to the bustling life of Opuwo**. We refill with fuel at the Shell station (21.48 NAD $ per liter) 820 NAD $ (40 €) for 38 liters and do a quick grocery run at the Spar for 488 NAD $ (24 €). We don't take any meat because we have the **sanitary barrier** to cross tomorrow before entering Etosha Park. We pay for these two expenses in cash for the first time; until now, the credit card was always accepted, so we now have to use the cash we withdrew at the airport. Then we head back to the Opuwo Country Lodge, arriving at the campsite at 2 PM. We are the first to arrive, we rest for a moment before heading to the pool and then end the day around our traditional BBQ with sausages and sautéed potatoes. The full moon accompanies us, perfect for nighttime observations in Etosha starting tomorrow.

The campsite's location should be avoided because we again have infernal music that gets louder from 7 PM to 2:30 AM... And yet it comes from far away... Maybe a bar? In any case, we eliminate what we thought was just a party during our visit here on Friday.

> Today's road itinerary: 4 hours of track: Return via the C43 heading south to Opuwo.

> Gas station: Okangwati or Opuwo

> Distance driven today: 180 km.

> Accommodation: Opuwo Country Hotel - Opuwo Hilltop Opuwo 9000, Opuwo, Namibia - -18.044682 / 13.833861 - (http://www.opuwolodge.com/) - N$600.00 - Pool / Water / Electricity / BBQ

**DAY 18: Sunday, May 11, 2025: Epupa Falls:**

Time for a "vacation" day; we wake up leisurely at 8 AM and take our time this morning. Breakfast and even coffee. The night was good, lulled by the sound of the waterfalls.

In the late morning, we head out on the small path along the banks of the Kunene River, which offers magnificent landscapes. We have a beautiful view of Angola from the opposite bank. The falls extend over about 1.5 km and flow over a series of promontories, the highest of which reaches 37 m.

At noon, we return to our campsite to eat in the shade of the palm trees. On the menu: fried eggs and pasta. We take advantage of this afternoon to rest before the last part of this road trip, with reading, writing, and pool time on the agenda.

In the late afternoon, we return to one of the viewpoints overlooking Epupa Falls to once again enjoy the sunset colors from a different angle. We are over the moon; our thoughts wander in all directions. We discuss future trips, adventures, reminisce about our memories, and think about the world around us... We savor the luck of being here. On the way back, a Himba woman asks if we can give her a ride in our 4x4 to Opuwo tomorrow.

Tonight, we dine on our traditional braai with white beans by the Kunene River. We are lulled by the sound of this powerful river flowing under the song of insects. The coolness sets in, and we fall asleep under the stars.

> Distance driven today: 0 km.

> Distance walked today: 10 km.

> Accommodation: Omarunga Lodge Campsites - 68 € for two nights - Site by the river - (https://gondwana-collection.com/fr/accommodation/omarunga-epupa-falls-campsite?LodgeName=OMARUNGA%20EPUPA-FALLS%20CAMPSITE&hsLang=en)

**DAY 19: Monday, May 12, 2025: Epupa to Opuwo**

We enjoy the morning a bit more by the **Kunene River**, then we hit the road at 8:45 AM. This is our return trip to Opuwo.

After 4 good hours on the road, **we return to the bustling life of Opuwo**. We refill with fuel at the Shell station (21.48 NAD $ per liter) for 820 NAD $ (40 €) for 38 liters and do a quick grocery run at the Spar for 488 NAD $ (24 €). We don't take any meat because we have the **sanitary barrier** to cross tomorrow before entering Etosha Park. We pay in cash for these two expenses for the first time; until now, the credit card was always accepted, so we have to use the cash we withdrew at the airport. Then we head back to the Opuwo Country Lodge, arriving at the campsite at 2:30 PM. We are the first to arrive, rest for a moment before heading to the pool, and then end the day with our traditional BBQ: sausages and sautéed potatoes. The full moon accompanies us, perfect for nighttime observations in Etosha starting tomorrow.

The campsite's location should be avoided, as we again have loud music until 2:30 AM... And it comes from far away... Maybe a bar? In any case, we rule out what we thought was just a party during our visit here on Friday.

> Today's road itinerary: 4 hours of track: Return via the C43 heading south to Opuwo.

> Gas station: Okangwati or Opuwo

> Distance driven today: 180 km.

> Accommodation: Opuwo Country Hotel - Opuwo Hilltop Opuwo 9000, Opuwo, Namibia - -18.044682 / 13.833861 - (http://www.opuwolodge.com/) - N$600.00 - Pool / Water / Private sanitary facilities / Electricity / BBQ

**DAY 20: Tuesday, May 13, 2025: Opuwo – Etosha - Olifantsrus**

We wake up before dawn around 6:30 AM. We pack up the camp at 7:15 AM heading to a first waterhole to watch the sunrise and start our day of observations and discoveries. It's 11°C, and as soon as we leave the campsite, we come across numerous zebras, foxes, and springboks with the sun rising on the horizon. Magnificent images.

**At 8:30 AM, we are still alone**, we witness **one of the most beautiful scenes of this trip: 3 lionesses hunting springboks**. It's thanks to the latter, slowing down, that we manage to spot 4 lionesses' heads barely above the tall grass. They hide, stand up, move slowly... We wait without moving. This is their perfect terrain for camouflage. **We are on the lookout and try to be discreet during this hunting scene**. We leave the area to let them finish their remarkable work and continue the track towards the East. The terrain becomes completely flat. It's now been 3 hours since we left the campsite without noticing the time passing, and especially without meeting anyone. Around 10 AM, near a waterhole, we come across a solitary elephant mixed with zebras, buffaloes, and springboks.

Around 11 AM, we take a lunch break; here, it's us who are enclosed in enclosures. Whether in the campsites or the few small equipped areas, we are fenced in by a gate. The animals are free on their territory. The wind has picked up again, just like the sun. We eat alone in absolute calm in the heart of this incredible, unique park; there are no words to describe what nature offers us here, far from any human activity. We start to see some safari vehicles arriving, but the attendance remains much lower than I had imagined. At most, a total of fifteen throughout the day.

Etosha is also a wonderful reserve of vegetation; you can find multiple mopane groves. But also acacias and other trees appreciated by ruminants. The south and east of the park have the most waterholes, which is where most animals gather. In the West, the vegetation is denser, and the wildlife is harder to spot, but it is well present, especially the black-faced impala and Hartmann's mountain zebra, which are found almost nowhere else. The area being less frequented, the bush feeling is more pronounced.

30 minutes of track after eating, **we come across a solitary male lion. The build compared to the females this morning is noticeable from afar**, even though this one is quite far from us unfortunately, unlike this morning when they were right on top of us.

**Etosha is the preferred habitat of lions in Namibia, with about 330 individuals roaming the park's plains, nearly half of the country's wild lions.** The big cats rest under the trees near waterholes, especially the one at Okaukuejo where we arrive today, but it's also a good spot for elephants and rhinos.

We then enter the territory of buffaloes, which we come across by the dozens now. Wow, the encounters keep coming. Then around 2 PM, we follow this immense **Etosha Pan** for the first time, which we will follow for a good part of tomorrow's day.

We arrive at our campsite at 3:30 PM after more than 8 hours of self-safari filled with discoveries. We sleep tonight at the **Olifantsrus Camp**, which we had previously booked in France. We had to wait and click several times for a spot to open up, as the camp has very few sites, and that's a good thing. It is located in one of the wildest areas of Etosha and has a practical observation tower overlooking a waterhole, offering us great opportunities to spot wildlife after nightfall (see photos). **The sunset is once again memorable.** In the guestbook at the reception, where each visitor can note their observations, 3 lions were seen the day before just a few steps from here (1 male, 1 female, and their cub), on a part of the track we didn't cover today; it will be on tomorrow morning's program. We cross our fingers for these predators.

> Today's road itinerary: 6 hours of driving: Leave Opuwo via the C41 (paved road) > Turn right onto the C35 (paved road) to the Galton Gate > Enter Etosha Park.

> Gas station: Opuwo.

> Distance driven today: 369 km.

> Accommodation: Olifantsrus Camping site - 53.4 € for two – Shared sanitary facilities – Electricity – BBQ – No grocery store - (https://www.etoshanationalpark.org/fr/accommodation/olifantsrus-camp)

**DAY 21: Wednesday, May 14, 2025: Etosha National Park: From Olifantsrus to Okaukuejo:**

We wake up before dawn around 6:30 AM. We pack up the camp at 7:15 AM as the gates open, heading to a first waterhole to watch the sunrise and start our day of observations. It's 11°C, and just outside the campsite, we come across numerous zebras, foxes, and springboks with the sun rising on the horizon. Magnificent scenes.

**At 8:30 AM, we are still alone**, and we witness **one of the most beautiful moments of this trip: three lionesses hunting springboks**. Thanks to the springboks slowing down, we manage to spot four lionesses' heads barely above the tall grass. They hide, stand up, and move slowly... We wait without moving. This is their perfect terrain for camouflage. **We stay alert and try to be discreet during this hunting scene**. We leave the area to let them finish their remarkable work and continue the track towards the east. The terrain becomes completely flat. It's been 3 hours since we left the campsite without noticing the time, and especially without meeting anyone. Around 10 AM, near a waterhole, we come across a solitary elephant mixed with zebras, buffaloes, and springboks.

Around 11 AM, we take a lunch break; here, it's us who are enclosed in enclosures. Whether in the campsites or the few small equipped areas, we are fenced in by a gate. The animals are free on their territory. The wind has picked up again, just like the sun. We eat alone in absolute calm in the heart of this incredible, unique park; there are no words to describe what nature offers us here, far from any human activity. We start to see some safari vehicles arriving, but the attendance remains much lower than I had imagined. At most, a total of fifteen throughout the day.

Etosha is also a wonderful reserve of vegetation; you can find multiple mopane groves. But also acacias and other trees appreciated by ruminants. The south and east of the park have the most waterholes, which is where most animals gather. In the west, the vegetation is denser, and the wildlife is harder to spot, but it is well present, especially the black-faced impala and Hartmann's mountain zebra, which are found almost nowhere else. The area being less frequented, the bush feeling is more pronounced.

Thirty minutes of track after eating, **we come across a solitary male lion. The build compared to the females this morning is noticeable from afar**, even though this one is quite far from us unfortunately, unlike this morning when they were right on top of us.

**Etosha is the preferred habitat of lions in Namibia, with about 330 individuals roaming the park's plains, nearly half of the country's wild lions.** The big cats rest under the trees near waterholes, especially the one at Okaukuejo where we arrive today, but it's also a good spot for elephants and rhinos.

We then enter the territory of buffaloes, which we come across by the dozens now. Wow, the encounters keep coming. Then around 2 PM, we follow this immense **Etosha Pan** for the first time, which we will follow for a good part of tomorrow's day.

We arrive at our campsite at 3:30 PM after more than 8 hours of self-safari filled with discoveries. We sleep tonight at the **Okaukuejo Resort**. Upon arrival, this impression of a small town in the middle of hundreds of kilometers without infrastructure remains shocking. **The atmosphere is quite different from last night in our small wild campsite**. However, even though the attendance is higher, we are lucky to get a site in a corner (number 46). **The lit waterhole will also be a reward**. After checking in, we take advantage of the small grocery store to buy two meats for our next BBQs in the park, 3 pork chops and sausages, as well as a cold drink for 252 NAD $. This locality also offers a gas station, a restaurant, and a nice pool, but our goal during this park stay remains focused on the wildlife, so I won't give in this time. Time to set up, followed by a short rest, then our toilette before heading to the "waterhole" for the sunset around 6 PM. **A new grand spectacle unfolds before us, a hundred zebras come to hydrate right before our eyes at the water reserve facing the sunset in a cloud of dust. Then a couple of lions approach stealthily without managing to fill their stomachs. A third guest arrives, a second male lion also comes to drink. The waterhole now becomes the territory of the lions... We are speechless facing what nature offers us, we savor for over an hour scrutinizing the smallest details. What an intense day, images that will remain forever etched in our minds.** It's our turn to have our meal with three beautiful pork chops on the BBQ accompanied by curry vegetables.

At 9 PM, we decide to return to the waterhole, a wonderful idea because we find **an elephant and two black rhinos courting in the water. The male has a hard time seducing his sweetheart and eventually leaves, but a third rhino appears out of nowhere to join her. The scenes unfold under the spotlights** accompanied by a sky full of stars. We eventually go to bed. Looking forward to the rest of the story tomorrow.

> Today's road itinerary: Camp Olifantsrus > Camp Okaukuejo.

> Gas station: Okaukuejo camp.

> Distance driven today: 229 km. > Today's expenses: Groceries for 12 €.

> Accommodation: Okaukuejo Camping Site - 48.12 € for two - Pool - Gas station - Lit waterhole - Grocery store - (https://www.etoshanationalpark.org/fr/accommodation/okaukuejo)

**DAY 22: Thursday, May 15, 2025: Etosha National Park: From Okaukuejo to Halali:**

We wake up around 5:30 AM to a strange noise getting closer, a few thunderclaps, then heavy rain pours down on us! The first since the start of this trip, we had forgotten its sound and smell. We leave the campsite quickly at 7:13 AM as the gates open, the rain stops just in time!

We are right in the heart of the park today. We arrive at the Etosha Pan, an immense flat salt desert that, a few days a year, transforms into a shallow expanse teeming with flamingos and pelicans. At the end of the dry season, everything, from elephants to grasslands, is covered in the white, chalky dust of Etosha.

Around noon, at the Riedfontein waterhole, we spot two male lions in this picturesque savannah. As we've noticed, the females hunt while the males protect the territory. The males and cubs will benefit first.

The day was less emotional than the previous one. We encounter far fewer animals, often at a greater distance. Is it because of the stormy rain we had at dawn this morning, or is it the area? The tracks were also more exhausting, especially the Rhino Drive without meeting a soul. But the view over the immense salt pan as far as the eye can see is worth seeing. Maybe the waterhole at the campsite will surprise us tonight as it did yesterday?

We arrive at 4 PM at the Halali Resort for our last night in the park. We still have a lit waterhole, more intimate than yesterday's, and we can walk around the park thanks to a hiking trail. The sanitary facilities are shared and quite recent, with each site offering its own BBQ and electrical outlet. After setting up and a quick wash, we head on foot to the Halali waterhole for sunset. Tonight's menu features local sausages (beef and pork) with curry pasta.

> Today's road itinerary: Camp Okaukuejo > Camp Halali.

> Gas station: Halali Camp.

> Distance driven today: 242 km.

> Accommodation: Halali Camping Site - 48.12 € for two - Pool - Gas station - Lit waterhole - Grocery store - (https://www.nwr.com.na/resorts/halali-resort/)

**DAY 23: Friday, May 16, 2025: Etosha National Park: From Halali to Namutoni - Waterberg Park:**

We pack up the camp at 7:15 AM as the gates open. It's 17°C, and the sun is out as usual. **We follow the Etosha Pan, still quite wet at this time of year.** The small track offers different viewpoints under a sun gradually rising higher.

The further east we go, the more we encounter gnus, kudus, and impalas. **We are once again spoiled and delighted by everything we discover this morning.** A majestic **giraffe** appears before our eyes just before arriving at **Namutoni** around 9:45 AM, quickly followed by 4 other companions. From there, we change plans, do the **Fischer's Pan** loop, and then decide to exit through the northern gate, allowing us to cover the entire park. Our last encounters will be with these tallest animals, the giraffes, and what a spectacle to see them spread their legs to hydrate, followed by gnus.

Just before the exit, we take a lunch break at an equipped area at 11:30 AM.

**We leave Etosha National Park with a touch of nostalgia through the King Nehale Iya Mpingana gate** at 12:30 PM. We find the beautiful paved B1 road, which is a great relief. Cows and goats take over; driving at 120 km/h on these single-lane, two-way roads with these animals we brush past requires constant vigilance. We fill up with fuel at 1:30 PM in **Oshivelo** (21.33 $ per liter), 93 liters for 99 € by card. Since we hadn't planned to go so far north out of Etosha, we are surprised to go through a **sanitary check** at the exit of the town, but it turns out to be even quicker than the previous one, a simple glance in the fridge by very smiling women, much more pleasant than the staff at the Etosha entrances and exits.

We pass **near Lake Otjikoto** ("deep hole" in Herero), which is **one of the only two natural lakes in Namibia along with its neighbor Lake Guinas**. In 1851, explorers Charles Andersson and Francis Galton came across this karst lake occupying a limestone cauldron 100 m long, 150 m wide, and 55 m deep. Its steep walls, about 20 m high, are the result of the collapse of the rock roof of the sinkhole under water pressure. This lake is also known for the large quantity of weapons and ammunition found in its depths. Remnants of the region's violent past, they were dumped there in 1915 by the retreating German army, refusing to let South African troops get their hands on them. Unfortunately, it's paid entry, and given the late hour, we continue on our way. To our great surprise, there is a lot of traffic on this B1, including many trucks, the first time we've seen so many people in this country. The landscapes change; we even discover deciduous trees taking on their autumn colors.

We pass through **Tsumeb**, and the road continues to **Otjiwarongo**, which means "pleasant place" in the Herero language, and the town lives up to its name. Prosperous and peaceful, with wide avenues and a relaxed atmosphere, we stop there to do some shopping. We buy some local meat to treat ourselves during these last two remaining camping nights: skewers, pork, and sausages, as well as biscuits, a last water tank, and yogurt for Mimi; 388 NAD $ - 20 €. We get back on the road heading south via the B1 for 15 minutes, then turn left onto the C42, still paved, for 30 minutes and 41 km, then left again onto the D2512, a wavy sandy track for 15 minutes.

**We enter the Waterberg National Park this evening.** The arrival facing this mountainous massif in the middle of the plains under the end-of-day lights of a deep red makes us even more eager to discover it. **Composed of impressive sandstone cliffs, tangles of vines, a canopy teeming with birds, elusive wildlife, and improbable dinosaur footprints. The Waterberg occupies a large sandstone plateau 50 km long and 16 km wide, at an altitude of 150 m above the plain.** It is possible to encounter elands, black wildebeests, roan antelopes, buffaloes, and red hartebeests, and with luck, leopards, as well as 200 identified bird species.

We arrive at the NWR campsite at 6 PM, the first time we arrive so late, just before nightfall. It's from here that various hiking trails start for tomorrow's day, including the **Mountain View Trail** that climbs to the edge of the plateau. We quickly settle into this peaceful camp where calm reigns, no more than 5 vehicles tonight. The place is shaded, with fairly recent shared sanitary facilities, electricity, and a BBQ for each. We savor our second-to-last braai under the stars, hearing our plane that brought us to Frankfurt fly over, every day at the same time over the Waterberg then Etosha. Very rare, as there are very few flights that land or fly over Namibian skies.

> Today's road itinerary: 10 hours of driving: B1 then C42 then D2512.

> Gas station: Exit of Etosha Park, Tsumeb, Otavi, or Waterberg Park.

> Distance driven today: 616 km.

> Accommodation: NWR Waterberg Camping Site - Pool - Water - 45 € for two - (https://www.nwr.com.na/resorts/waterberg-resort/#1577510913112-8f243e49-35a647e7-1997)

**DAY 24: Saturday, May 17, 2025: Waterberg Park - Otjiwa:**

We wake up around 7 AM after a very cool night.

**At sunrise, the cliffs appear even redder, and the cries of baboons echo around us.** We come across about thirty of them. We start the hike around 8:15 AM. **The Mountain View Trail will take us to the Waterberg Plateau.** The temperature is pleasant for walking. **The trail starts in a thick forest where the song of birds resonates.** The path is little frequented, so progress is slow and irregular; we regularly have to duck, step over, and climb rocks. However, in 35 minutes, we reach the top of the plateau. We are once again alone in the world in this Namibian nature. **The 360° panorama extends over a wide plain of green shrubs below, then over these steep red cliffs** giving access to this suspended plateau of the Waterberg. To enter, unfortunately, a special permit is required, and you must be accompanied by a guide. We savor the moment under the already hot sun at 9 AM. After an hour reminiscing about our journey on our rocky promontory, we start the descent at 10 AM, completing a loop back to our starting point. **At 10:30 AM, we pass by the small cemetery of German fighters who died in 1904**, then we hit the road back to the B1. We take a lunch break at noon at one of the tables scattered regularly along the paved roads. We are watched by **baboons** perched in their tree. We then decide to make a **detour through the town of Otjiwarongo**, which we didn't have time to explore properly yesterday. **A quick visit to the train station is a must to see locomotive No. 41, built in 1912 by the German company Henschel. It was transported to Namibia to carry ore between the mines of Tsumeb and the port of Swakopmund before being decommissioned in 1960 when the tracks were modified.**

We return to do some shopping and bring back some souvenirs for 300 NAD $ (14 €). We then take the road south on the B1. I start to feel the end of this immense loop through Namibia. Morale is gradually dropping. But we still have plenty of beautiful things to discover. We arrive at 3 PM at the **Otjiwa Safari Lodge. This will be our last night camping after 22 nights sleeping in the wild to the sound of animals.** The nostalgia is palpable. We enter this high-end private park; we don't really feel at home upon arrival. The reception, the pool, the restaurant, everything is very upscale, unlike anything we've experienced during this road trip. However, the reserve has its charm; we come across our beautiful antelopes again. The 10 sites are very comfortable, spaced apart under some bushes. Each has, of course, its BBQ, electricity, lighting, and sink. Before enjoying our last evening, we need to do a thorough dusting of the 4x4 and a good cleaning and organizing of our belongings. Then it's time for our last perfect braai: chicken and pork skewers, as well as tomato-flavored white beans.

> Today's road itinerary: 1h30 of driving: Waterberg > Otjiwarongo > Okonjima wildlife reserve - D2512 then C22 then B1 then turn right onto a 3 km track.

> Gas station: Waterberg Park.

> Distance driven today: 135 km.

> Distance walked today: 6 km.

> Today's expenses: Souvenirs for 14 €.

> Accommodation: Otjiwa Safari Lodge - B1 main road, west side Otjiwarongo 12001, Otjiwarongo, Namibia - (http://www.otjiwa.com.na/) – 40 € for two – From 3 PM.

**DAY 25: Sunday, May 18, 2025: Otjiwa - Windhoek:**

For this last leg of our Namibian journey, we complete the loop back to our starting point, Windhoek. We leave our last campsite at Otjiwa, later than usual, at 10 AM. We head due south on the B1 in less than 3 hours to the country's capital, not without a touch of nostalgia after all these kilometers traveled through Namibia. The landscapes roll by with a lot of melancholy. We make a stop 60 km north, in Okahandja. We take the opportunity to fill up with fuel (21.10 $ per liter), 500 NAD $ for 23 liters; the card machine wasn't working, so we had to withdraw from an ATM at the next gas station. A local was quite insistent at my window, asking for food or money. Anyway, after 15 minutes, we get back on the road.

From here, we take the new A1, a 2x2 lane highway limited, like the previous roads, to 120 km/h. Then we gradually see some of the country's industries before entering the capital in the blink of an eye. We arrive at 1:45 PM at Chameleon Backpackers. It's a small hostel-style hotel with a central pool, a shared kitchen, secure indoor parking, and a restaurant. They also organize tours (3 Day Express, 3 Day Link, 4 Days Etosha, 7 Day Norbert Adventure), very different from everything we've encountered so far, a kind of atmosphere like in Thailand. There are dormitories, rooms with shared bathrooms, and our little cocoon, the Love Bird, a room located alone on the upper floor with its small balcony, a swing, its bathroom, and its large bed with a thatched roof. A lot of charm while overlooking the pool. We eat before setting off to explore the capital.

Windhoek is a modern and well-maintained city, contrasting completely with the rest of the country. It is heavily influenced by its German colonial heritage, still very present in some streets of the capital. The architecture is colorful and surprising. The skyline is shared between the spires of a neo-baroque cathedral, the unusual silhouette of three castles from the German colonial era, and glass and steel skyscrapers. Office workers head to Zoo Park at lunchtime.

We enjoy the smell of grills at some street corners lined with small single-story houses with zinc roofs.

We first head to Windhoek's emblematic monument, its unofficial symbol: Christuskirche, just a 10-minute walk away. This German Lutheran church rises above the traffic at the center of an intersection. Built in 1907 with local sandstone. The roof and other elements were imported from Europe. The result evokes a gingerbread house.

We then walk along the pedestrian shopping street of **Post Street Mall** to admire African crafts, but on this Sunday, most shops are closed; we'll come back tomorrow. We return via the Wernhil shopping center.

> Today's road itinerary: Return to Windhoek in 3 hours via the B1 then the A1. In the capital, turn left onto Florence Nightingale, then right onto Beethoven Street then C28 then B6, then Bismarck Street. Take Church Street and Trift Street towards Voight Street.

> Gas station: Okahandja or Windhoek.

> Distance driven today: 245 km.

> Accommodation: Chameleon Backpackers & Guesthouse – 49 € for two - 5-7 Voigt St, North Windhoek Central, 9000 Windhoek

**DAY 26: Monday, May 19, 2025: Windhoek, Visit to the Namibian Capital:**

Our last sleep in Namibia... The wake-up is a bit sad; we still enjoy this return to comfort in a real bed. After a hearty breakfast, we check out of our little cocoon at 10 AM. We leave our vehicle in the secure parking lot and return for a walk in the center of Windhoek. On this Monday, the center is immediately livelier while still remaining extremely calm for a capital. The pace of life is slow; employees move slowly without rushing, each task is performed with a slowness that is almost surprising. A few skyscrapers further on, we quickly leave the hyper-center. We retrace our steps to the shopping gallery where we linger for a while. We eat around noon with African music in the background, making us even more nostalgic. Then the trip will gradually come to an end, unfortunately, until the moment when we will have to, not without regret, return our rental vehicle around 3 PM... We stop by the hotel again and then head to the rental agency and then to the airport by shuttle, included in our contract.

At 4:20 PM, we are back at the airport. We see ourselves upon arrival as if it were yesterday... Tears are not far off; we wait, the formalities are much quicker than upon arrival. **We board by walking across the tarmac on foot, escorted by about fifteen Namibians, facing the sunset. It will be there until the end, beautifully drawn on the horizon, to say goodbye to Namibia...**

> Round-trip flight tickets with Lufthansa from Lyon: 2029 €, or **1,014.50 €** per person.

> Vehicle rental: 4x4 Toyota with roof tent for 24 days: Gracious Whisp Car Rentals: 2,638 € (N$50,640) or **1,319 €** per person - (https://gwcarrentals.com/)

**DAY 27: Tuesday, May 20, 2025:** Flight FRA 8:15 AM -> 9:35 AM LYS (Air Dolomite No. 1074)

Total expenses including flight tickets + vehicle rental + visa + Lyon parking + food + fuel:

Cost per person: 3467 € Cost for two: 6935 €

>> All our photos and videos for each day on our website here: (https://www.montagne-aventure.net/voyages-découvertes/namibie-2025/)

Thailand or Vietnam for a first solo trip?

by Cfgh · 2025-02-18 · 12 replies

Hi, I’m planning to travel from April 12 to 24, 2025, for my first solo trip. I’m torn between two destinations: Thailand or Vietnam. Which one would you recommend? Thanks so much for your advice!

Review of a magnificent cruise in the Pacific Islands with the Royal Princess

by Alfre99410 · 2024-10-29 · 73 replies

Great to see VF back in action! However, is it normal that we can’t upload more than 10 photos per post? If so, that’s a real shame!

Looks like I’m the first to post a review, but I’m sure others will follow to keep this forum—our forum—alive. Once again, a BIG thank you for bringing it back!

I got home yesterday but still can’t sleep, so I’d rather share this amazing cruise I just took on the Royal Princess.

Last year, I did almost the same itinerary on the Ovation OTS (Royal Caribbean), and it was mixed at best—let’s just say it was disappointing.

The itinerary: - Los Angeles - 5 days at sea - Honolulu - Hilo (replaced by Kona) - 5 days at sea - Papeete - Papeete - Moorea - 3 days at sea - Pago Pago (Samoa Islands) = canceled - 1 day at sea - International Date Line crossing - 1 day at sea - Tauranga - Tauranga - Auckland

I booked this cruise over a year in advance through the Logitravel agency. I chose a Balcony Category D cabin because the Cat B cabins on this ship class don’t have a sofa. I like having a couch in the cabin so I don’t have to sit directly on the bed when I come in.

My last cruise with Princess was years ago, and after last year’s disappointment with Royal Caribbean (Ovation OTS), I decided to give Princess another try. Not only did I love the itinerary, but the cruise was longer, and there was a new port for me—Pago Pago—which unfortunately got canceled.

Honestly, I can tell you I didn’t regret my choice for a second—this cruise will stay with me forever. Everything, or almost everything, was PERFECT!

After Oceania, I’d rank Princess in second place, and I think their service is a notch above Celebrity. You’ll see why as you read this review.

From what I remember, Catherine Isa and others have already tried this ship class and loved it.

Here we go! Day 1: Departure from Roissy to Los Angeles on an Air France flight.

Last year, I flew Air Tahiti Nui (ATN) for the same route, and I can tell you it was WAY better than AF in terms of comfort and service. Unfortunately, ATN now flies very few routes to Los Angeles, preferring to transit through Seattle to get to Papeete. So, I had to go with AF. Back in 2018, I did a Paris/Papeete flight with AF and was a bit disappointed with the 24-hour journey. Anyway!

During this flight, we had one meal and a snack before landing in LA. Drinks were available throughout the flight. We arrived on time in LA.

Before taking off from Roissy, I downloaded the MPC (Mobile Passport Control) app—a mobile app for travelers with an ESTA to save time at customs (only for those returning to the U.S. at least a second time). It lets eligible travelers skip the long lines at customs when arriving in the U.S. After filling out a form and answering a few questions about your trip in advance, you get a ticket that lets you access a special line with shorter wait times. Unfortunately, I didn’t get the ticket, so I had to wait in the regular line. Thirty minutes later, I got the ticket, but it was too late—I was already in the visitor line. It took us 1.5 hours to get through immigration.

Since I’m traveling again in January next year, I’ll try MPC again to see if it works.

After leaving the airport, I took a taxi to my hotel on Hollywood Blvd, but the driver tried to scam me to make more money. Last year, the same ride cost $50, but this time, he took a long detour to run up the meter. When I saw it hit $80, I told him that last year the same trip cost $50, and we weren’t even there yet. He said, “You’re going to a hotel on Hollywood Blvd, and you’re quibbling over a few dollars?” I told him I wouldn’t pay that much because I saw he took a longer route (via Google Maps), and if needed, I’d call the police. Then he said, “Let’s work something out.” I told him I’d pay $50, just like last year—not a cent more. When we arrived, he said, “Give me $60, and we’ll call it even.” So, I gave him $60. If I hadn’t said anything, he would’ve charged me over $100. Oh well!

Our hotel (Lowes Hotel) is on Hollywood Blvd. It’s a really nice hotel with a rooftop pool. That said, it’s not worth 330 € per night plus 30 € per person for breakfast. But since we’re on Hollywood Blvd, everything’s overpriced.

We checked into our room with a view of the Hollywood Sign (as requested). We dropped off our things, then relaxed by the pool with a drink before taking a stroll down Hollywood Blvd.

That evening, we went to dinner at the Roosevelt Hotel, just 100 meters from our hotel—a legendary Hollywood hotel where Marilyn Monroe used to stay regularly. In fact, her suite still bears her name. Honestly, the hotel is really old, and I didn’t think much of it—or the dinner. We headed back to our hotel for a good night’s sleep because tomorrow we had a tour booked to see the stars’ houses and Beverly Hills.

To be continued: Beverly Hills/Hollywood tour and embarkation.

Voyager en avion avec un chat à destinations des États-Unis English translation pending

by AntoineGro · 2020-07-01 · 7 replies

Bonjour à tous, Je me permets d'intervenir ici au sujet d'un déméngament à venir qui occasionne quelques soucis. je vais partir vivre aux Etats-Unis d'ici la fin de l'année. J'ai un chat. Je crois savoir qu'il faut le sortir de sa cage pour le contrôle de sécurité. Quelqu'un peut-il me le confirmer ? Aussi savez-vous si les compagnies aériennes inspectent attentivement chaque animal en les faisant là aussi sortir de leur cage ? je réfléchis à prendre la compagnie frenchbee, qui m'autorise à le prendre en cabine. Quelqu'un a-t-il déjà pris cette compagnie avec son animal ? je crains de devoir sortir mon chat plusieurs fois, j'ai peur qu'il panique. Merci beaucoup pour vos réponses et témoignages. Antoine

La Bolivie, un voyage riche en émotions! English translation pending

by Xeta · 2020-06-20 · 138 replies

Bonjour à tous, Ce carnet, je ne pensais pas le rédiger, à mon retour de Bolivie. Certains d’entre vous le savent d’ailleurs. Trop amère, trop choquée.

Et puis heureusement, le temps fait son affaire et estompe les mauvais souvenirs pour laisser principalement les bons. Rédiger ce carnet m’aide aussi je pense à tourner la page sur certains (très) mauvais moments, quand bien même ils datent déjà de huit mois. Certains épisodes auront été riches en émotions….

La Bolivie, j’en rêvais depuis plusieurs années. Envie de grands espaces, de nature, de kaléidoscope coloré. Envie de voir des lamas, des viscaches, des vigognes, des condors. Envie de voir les lagunes, LE salar, les couleurs du désert de Dali. Envie de découvrir l’Amérique du Sud et ce pays encore peu prisé des touristes. Envie de réaliser ce voyage tel que nous le pouvons sans nos enfants : peu de réservations d’hôtels, du camping sauvage et un itinéraire décidé pour les grandes étapes mais ajusté au jour le jour selon nos coups de cœur.

Les carnets lus au fil des mois confirmaient que le Sud Lipez reste accessible en individuel et autonome, même s’il est évidemment préférable de voyager à deux voitures. Mes beaux-parents acceptant de venir garder nos fils quelques jours avant le début des vacances scolaires de la Toussaint, je commence à organiser dès le mois de mai un périple de 16 jours entiers sur place. Depuis plusieurs mois, je m’étais forgé un début d’itinéraire selon ces différents critères :

J’exclus La Paz. Nous visiterons la capitale lors d’un futur voyage au Pérou où nous ajouterons quelques étapes nord-boliviennes. Je choisis d’atterrir à Santa Cruz de la Sierra avant de reprendre dans la foulée un avion pour Sucre. En effet, notre loueur de voiture, Biz Rent a Car, est situé à Sucre et a bonne réputation sur forum, notamment grâce à l’une des employées, Alejandra et sa maîtrise du français. Je prévois la majorité de notre temps dans le Sud Lipez afin de pouvoir admirer notamment les lagunes et le salar. Le carnet d’AirOne me donne envie de découvrir Tajira, région viticole et par conséquent plus verdoyante que le Sud Lipez désertique. Je réserve auprès de Vicente deux nuits dans sa ferme-auberge à Rosillas et un trek d’une journée permettant d’observer les condors Difficultés d’acclimatation liées à l’altitude : ne pas atterrir à La Paz permet déjà d’éviter une mise dans le bain d’entrée à 3600 mètres. Il sera plus aisé d’atterrir à Santa Cruz (416 mètres) et même Sucre (2750 mètres), d’autant que nous prévoyons de partir rapidement sur la région de Tajira (1900 mètres).

L’Amérique du Sud offrant plusieurs pays nous attirant depuis quelques années, mon mari a commencé à apprendre l’espagnol deux ans auparavant. Heureusement, car nous n’avons rencontré que très peu de Boliviens parlant (un peu) l’anglais. Comme beaucoup de voyageurs, nous avions téléchargé des cartes sous Maps.me qui une fois stockées sur les téléphones permettent de circuler sans accès au réseau.

J’apprends dans le courant de l’été 2019 que les élections présidentielles auront lieu pendant notre séjour. Soit ! Ce ne sera pas notre premier voyage en pleine campagne présidentielle. Au départ, je n’y prête pas tellement attention. Et puis fin août, Carmen (Ticapi) m’apprend qu’il sera interdit de circuler lors du premier tour des élections, le dimanche 20 octobre. Après consultation de mon ébauche d’itinéraire, nous avions justement prévu de repartir ce jour-là de Rosillas pour rejoindre Tupiza avant d’enchaîner sur le Sud Lipez. Avec seize jours sur place, nous n’avions pas envie de « perdre » une journée à Rosillas et reporter notre départ d’une journée. Il était également difficile de prévoir le trek le dimanche 20 car Vincent nous a précisé qu’en raison des élections, les villageois ne seraient pas disponibles pour faire office de guide dans la montagne. Il nous fallait trouver un endroit où nous pourrions passer la journée entière sans utiliser la voiture. Pas si simple. Alors finalement, plutôt qu’entamer notre séjour par Rosillas, cette étape sera la dernière de notre voyage. Nous devons atterrir à Sucre le matin du mercredi 17 et je prévois d’y séjourner deux jours. Direction ensuite Tupiza puis Guadalupe et enfin la laguna Celeste où nous resterons la fameuse journée des élections présidentielles à randonner dans les environs. Ça, c’était le programme initial. Ça ne s’est pas tout à fait déroulé ainsi !

Allez, quelques photos pour, peut-être, vous donner envie de poursuivre la lecture de ce carnet 🙂

Touristikis à la crème de solaris English translation pending

by Auk · 2020-05-09 · 38 replies

Comme j'ai un peu de temps, je vous livre le récit d'un voyage de 2018 qui traînait sur mon ordinateur :

Il était une fois, par delà les pandémies et les crises économiques, un temps où nous pouvions voyager : 2018. En cette année béni(t)e, il n’y eut pour nous point de virée nord-atlantique dans la chaleur estivale au programme, point de douches gratuites rafraîchissantes, point de températures vivifiantes, point de gastronomie douteuse et point de prix déments. En passant, félicitations à l’Islande et ses pizzas caoutchouteuse à 30 euros. En 2018, non, on va dans un vrai pays où l’on sait ce que signifie avoir chaud, manger et glander à une terrasse : la Grèce. Et comme nous ne sommes quand même pas des stakhanovistes du 40° à l’ombre, nous avons choisi le printemps, avril plus précisément. Pour le terrain de jeu, il s'agira d'Athènes et du Péloponnèse sur un peu plus de deux semaines. A nous, les petites églises, les ruines romantiques et les oliviers scintillants !

Bien choisir sa photo d'appel pour attirer le chaland. Un bon point et toute mon estime pour celui qui devine où c'est.

Avec la Grèce - pour ceux qui ont lu mes autres carnets qui sont tellement merveilleux qu’il faut les lire immédiatement et que votre vie s’en trouvera changée et éblouie - tout est chamboulé : fini les campings, les dortoirs et les piques-niques miteux de nos voyages dans le nord, place aux hôtels, aux b&b et aux restos. Et en plus, les Grecs ont le bon goût d’être accueillants.

Laissons la parole à du Ballay, parrainé par Alain Deloin et Jean-Michel Apeupré :

Heureux qui comme Ulysse a fait un beau voyage (en Grèce), Ou comme celui-là qui vit le Parthénon, Et puis est retourné, plein d'image et pâmoison, Vivre exubérant le reste de son âge

Et avant d'attaquer le vif du sujet, quelques annonces pour le public innocent : Avertissement : vous lisez ce compte-rendu à vos risques et périls. Toute indignation n’est pas de ma responsabilité. Avertissement bis : non je ne suis pas raciste non je n’ai rien contre les Néerlandais, j’ai d’ailleurs un ami néerlandais non les Grecs ne sont pas des feignants oui les Allemands ont pour passe-temps l’invasion… Ah mince une rechute.

Jour 1

Ayé, c’est parti pour une journée de transport translation Lyon-Athènes via Munich en empruntant la Lufthansa. Le vol est sans encombre, une conversation s’engage avec un voisin grec sympathique autour de la qualité douteuse de la bouffe allemande. J'en profite pour avoir une illumination : la nourriture, voilà ce qui unit les Européens (enfin ceux du sud) ! Eclair de génie, j’ai trouvé comment sauver l’Union européenne « tous unis contre la vie beurk ». Malheureusement, ça risque d’exclure les riches du nord. D’ailleurs c’est peut-être un signe : faut-il mal manger pour être riche ? Faudrait exclure les Japonais de l’équation mais sinon ça marche (pays germaniques, scandinaves et anglo-saxons même combat). Revenons au voisin grec, je tente de donner un tour sportif à la conversation mais malheureusement il n’aime pas le foot « football is shit »… Arrgghh, de quoi vais-je bien pouvoir parler alors ?! Du coup, je parle plus. Alors qu’un petit débat sur le scandale du moment, le président du PAOK Salonique et son flingue, ça, ça aurait été fun .

L’atterrissage se passe sans encombre dans cet aéroport d’Athènes qui a changé de place depuis mon unique passage dans le coin et s’est éloigné du centre-ville. Première prise de contact avec l’alphabet grec, on avait essayé pour le fun de potasser les équivalences mais c’est loin d’être évident ! Combien d'équivalents du O ont-ils dans cet alphabet ?!

Le trajet jusqu’au centre d’Athènes est long, très long et le métro/train se remplit progressivement jusqu’à être bondé à ras bord. Nous sommes tassés, compressés et pour sortir de cette fournaise, c’est la lutte finale, poussons-nous et demain, l’air sera le sauveur du genre humain (note à moi-même : éviter la prochaine fois d’arriver au moment de la sortie du travail)

La chambre chez l’habitant est bien placée, en plein centre sans être très bruyante. On profite de notre premier soir pour une approche de la cuisine grecque et un mauvais choix de commande (que de la friture…). On enchaîne sur une petite balade nocturne pour revenir sur l’impression née du voyage précédent (ie dans les années 90 la voiture reine, une ville bruyante et désagréable). Eh bien en fait, une partie du centre-ville s’est piétonnisé, il y a de la vie, des restos et des cafés avec des terrasses partout, c’est très agréable finalement.

Vacances écourtées aux Maldives en période de covid-19 English translation pending

by Cocoaw · 2020-03-29 · 3 replies

Récit de nos vacances écourtées aux Maldives en période de covid-19...

Fin février : Beaucoup beaucoup de boulot au bureau. Les nuits sont agitées, l'excès de travail trotte dans la tête, et me réveille souvent en pleine nuit. Vivement les proches vacances prévues aux Maldives, pour faire un vrai break de 15 jours afin de recharger les batteries. Parallèlement les médias commencent à beaucoup parler du Coronavirus, c'est plutôt inquiétant se qui se passe en Chine et ailleurs.

Début mars : De pire en pire le boulot, mais il ne faut pas craquer, les vacances sont proches. Ouh là là, c'est quoi ce bordel en Italie ? Et dans le Haut-Rhin ? Faudrait surtout pas que cela vienne perturber notre départ pour les Maldives. Coup de téléphone à l'agence de voyage allemande : pas de souci, aucun contre-ordre, nous pouvons partir tranquilles. Seuls les chinois et italiens ont des problèmes pour voyager. Quelques recherches sur Internet concernant les Maldives : il y aura sans doute des contrôles à l'entrée, mais rien de problèmatique si on n'est pas malade. Aucun restriction d'entrée pour les français ou les allemands (puisque nous voyageons avec les allemands au départ de Frankfort). Néanmoins nous restons vigilants, en suivant les infos au jour le jour jusqu'au jour du départ, en prenant notre température, et JP nous inscrit sur le site Arianne au cas où... Pourvu que notre départ pour les Maldives puisse se faire sans encombres. Nous voulons vraiment partir en vacances. Bon, on prévoit quand même d'emmener des Doliprane, le thermomètre, et du gel hydroalcoolique...

11 mars : Départ à 13h00 en direction de la gare d'Offenbourg (Merci Michel de nous y conduire, et on te rappelera au retour le 26 pour nous rechercher dans la soirée). Puis train vers Frankfort. Peu de monde dans le train, c'est cool. Arrivée à l'aéroport : drôle d'ambiance, c'est super silencieux par rapport à d'habitude, très peu de voyageurs sont présents. Cool, l'enregistrement se fait très rapidement. Contrôle de police : idem, c'est super rapide, il y a peu de monde. C'est cool. On pense à se nettoyer les mains avec du gel de temps en temps. On retrouve un plus grand nombre de voyageurs à proximité de la porte d'embarquement, y compris quelques rares cas de personnes portant un masque. Le vol est quasi complet, et se passe bien.

12 mars : Arrivée à l'aéroport de Male à l'heure. Il fait très beau et chaud à la sortie de l'avion : on est bien aux Maldives. Des caméras thermiques contrôlent l'arrivée des voyageurs. Le passage de police est un peu long, mais c'est habituel à Male. Nos bagages arrivent rapidement. Une maldivienne nous accueille avec une pancarte PalmBeach, notre hôtel. Elle nous parle en anglais, normal (d'ailleurs l'anglais sera la seule langue parlée pendant toutes nos vacances), elle nous accompagne pour l'enregistrement des bagages pour la suite du voyage et nous guide vers le minibus avec lequel nous nous rendons au terminal des hydravions. Pas le temps d'aller dans le salon d'attente VIP de l'hôtel, car notre transfert en hydravion va avoir lieu dans la foulée. Tant pis, on ne se changera pas, et la pause pipi devra attendre l'arrivée à l'hôtel, on n'observera pas non plus le ballet des départs-arrivées des hydravions. Pas grave, on connaît déjà, et au moins on ne va pas poireauter à attendre notre transfert. Départ de notre hydravion en direction du PalmBeach. Le temps est dégagé, le ciel bleu azur, et le survol des lagons est plus beau que jamais, les couleurs sont magnifiques, les îles ressemblent à des gouttes turquoises disséminées dans l'océan. J'en profite pour faire de belles photos. Arrivée sans encombres au PalmBeach Resort 45 minutes plus tard. L'accueil est masculin et maldivien, et se fait en anglais. Dommage toutefois que la sympathique Bruna qui nous avait accueilli en français en 2017 ne soit plus là, mais il est vrai qu'il y a eu en changement de management, je savais déjà qu'entretemps l'hôtel est géré par des maldiviens. Cocktail de bienvenue, gel pour laver les mains, spray pour désinfecter les chaussures et hop nous voilà dans un buggy qui nous amène à notre bungalow. Ce sera le 625, et non le 812 comme demandé, mais il s'avèrera plus tard que c'est une bonne chose car le réchauffement climatique est passé par là, il y a beaucoup d'érosion, et la plage est désormais beaucoup moins belle devant le bungalow 812, alors qu'elle est magnifique devant le 625. Consignes à l'arrivée au bungalow : laisser les chaussures dehors au soleil pour détruire les éventuels bactéries résiduelles, et mettre tous les vêtements et sous-vêtements portés dans le sac à linge pour nettoyage et repassage, c'est un service gratuit de l'hôtel à l'arrivée par mesure de sécurité en raison du coronavirus. Cool ! Nos vêtements nous seront rendus le lendemain tout propres et repassés. Là débutent nos vacances sur la magnifique île que nous avons grand plaisir à retrouver. Notre bungalow est entouré de végétation formant un jardin privé et un peu caché devant la grande terrasse où nous attendent deux chaises longues avec matelas et serviettes, alors que 2 bains de soleil flottants sont posés près de l'arche formée par la végétation qui donne un accès direct à la plage. Qu'est ce qu'on est contents d'avoir pu venir ici !

Les jours suivants : Il y a beaucoup moins de monde sur l'île qu'en 2017. Plus que jamais on a l'impression de vivre un rêve éveillé presque seuls au monde. Nos ballades sur la plage, nos baignades, les petits poissons... Tout est parfait, tel que nous l'avons connu en 2017, mais avec encore beaucoup moins de monde. La plage nous appartient, on ne croise presque personne, sauf près des transats du bout de l'île où se regroupent habituellement plusieurs familles de vacanciers, essentiellement des italiens. Côté restaurants, vu qu'il y a peu de monde, seul le restaurant principal est ouvert, et on y prend même le petit déjeuner, le coffeshop étant fermé. Pas grave, les buffets y sont excellents et très variés, il y a beaucoup de personnel très gentil, dont certains sont les mêmes qu'en 2017, il y en a même qui se rappellent de nous (et oui, les cheveux blancs de JP ne passent pas inaperçus...). En plus des buffets, il y a des planchas de poissons ou de viandes, cuits en direct comme on veut, il suffit de demander. Pareil pour les omelettes, les pâtes, les crêpes, les gaufres, etc... Beaucoup de personnel comparé au nombre de clients, et ils sont là à nous attendre et exaucer nos voeux. Il faut dire que les touristes sont rares, et il y en aura de moins en moins au fil des jours, de 60 clients les premiers jours on tombera à une dizaine d'adultes les derniers jours. Même la famille autrichienne que nous avions pris l'habitude de croiser aux heures de repas quittera l'hôtel le 2ième dimanche, réduisant les clients résiduels à un couple de Suisse (qui comme nous ont prévu un retour le 26, mais via Dubai = rassurant nous ne serons pas les seuls clients à la fin de notre séjour...) , ainsi que 3 familles italiennes, un couple d'origine inconnue et nous 2. Malgré tout, la nourriture restera excellente et très variée tout au long de nos vacances, même s'il est vrai que la préparation de carpacio de thon en direct qui nous est plusieurs fois proposé la première semaine va cesser la deuxième semaine. Nous serons souvent la seule table occupée du restaurant en début de repas et defois ce sera le cas pendant presque tout le repas. Nous avons l'impression d'être des Robinsons de luxe abandonnés sur une magnifique île quasi déserte, mais avec tout le confort. La vie est belle, j'ai envie de chanter: "the sky is blue, the clouds are white, and I say to myself what a wonderful world..." Aux heures de repas, nous profitons du wifi, pour donner des nouvelles aux proches, transmettre des photos, et... ...suivre les actualités venant de France... et là on quitte très vite le petit nuage. La rapide évolution de la situation nous laisse perplexe, c'est ahurissant, confinement, fermeture des frontières, de plus en plus de morts ? Cela paraît irréel ? C'est quoi ce bordel ? Un mauvais rêve ou quoi ? Jamais de la vie on imaginait que cela pourrait évoluer ainsi. Après quelques jours on commence à se poser des questions pour notre retour. Mais un échange d'email avec l'agence de voyage allemande se veut rassurant, on nous conseille de profiter pleinement de nos vacances, qu'en cas de problème l'agence s'en occupait et nous tiendrait informés. Nous surveillons néanmoins au quotidien sur Internet les vols de Condor entre Male et Frankfort : visiblement sans souci, les avions vollent 3 fois par semaine, comme si de rien n'était. Mais au fil du temps, si nos journées restent paradisiaques, nos nuits commencent à être agitées, on dort moins, on cogite, les nouvelles semblent très inquiétantes, est-ce qu'on pourra vraiment rentrer en Allemagne avec le vol de Condor ? Et rentrer en France ensuite ??? Nous surveillons aussi l'application MeineTui sur le téléphone : elle prévoit toujours encore que notre retour se fera le 26 via le vol DE2321... Parallèlement j'ai téléchargé l'attestation permettant de se déplacer en France pendant le confinement, et la fait imprimer par la réception de l'hôtel : on ne sait jamais, on pourrait en avoir besoin au retour. On alterne ainsi des journées de rêve avec des nuits de plus en plus agitées et anxieuses.

Soirée du dimanche 22 mars : Vers 21 heures, alors que nous dînons tranquillement au restaurant pour clôturer une superbe journée, le responsable du restaurant me tend un téléphone et me dit que la réception veut nous parler de notre retour. Ils ont eu un message de TUI Maldives comme quoi on partirait le lendemain. Mais ils n'arrivent pas à joindre TUI pour avoir plus d'informations, et cela posait problèmes pour organiser le transfert vers Male... De notre côté on n'a eu aucune information de TUI... J'envoie sms et email à TUI germany, mais je n'obtiens pas de réponse ( j'en aurai 5 jours plus tard...). Impossible de contacter l'agence de voyage allemande, on est dimanche... L'hôtel n'arrive pas non plus à joindre TUI Maldives, mais ils continuent à essayer de les appeler pendant que nous restons au bar. Vers 22h00, on nous dit que de toutes façons sans information complémentaire ils n'ont pas pu organiser notre transfert en hydravion, et que par conséquent nous ne pouvions pas partir le lendemain. En général l'hôtel a besoin d'être informé au minimum un jour avant les départs pour organiser le transfert. Il vaut mieux dormir, on se verra le lendemain après le petit déjeuner pour faire un point de situation. Nous décidons d'aller dans la chambre et de commencer à ranger et plier les affaires pour pouvoir préparer les valises rapidement au cas où. Puis on se couche, anxieux après ces derniers événements. Peu après, à 23h00, le téléphone sonne. Revirement de situation : l'hôtel a réussi à joindre TUI, le vol retour du lendemain est confirmé, il faut absolument le prendre, c'est le dernier vol qui nous permettra de rentrer, sauf à nous débrouiller par nous mêmes. Pour l'hydravion, ils vont voir et essayer de nous organiser un transfert en urgence. On ne doit pas s'inquiéter, ils nous réveilleront le lendemain à 6h50, les valises seront cherchées à 7h05, puis petit déjeuner et formalités de départ à la réception, et départ de l'île à 8h00... Ouh là là tout se précipite avec un retour anticipé de 3 jours, qui est ainsi programmé en urgence pour le lendemain matin aux aurores. Nous finalisons rapidement les bagages, avant de se recoucher pour passer notre dernière nuit dans le bungalow 625.

Lundi 23 mars : Le téléphone nous réveille à 6h30, gros problème, il n'y a pas de place pour nous pour le transfert en hydravion... Ils essayent de trouver une solution et vont nous rappeller... Aïe aïe aïe ça se complique. Le téléphone sonne de nouveau 20 minutes plus tard. Ils ont trouvé une solution, nous devrons prendre un speedboat pour aller sur une autre île d'où nous pourrons prendre un hydravion où il reste 2 places. Ils viennent prendre nos bagages dans 10 mn, et il faut aller au plus vite au restaurant et à la réception, car le bateau partira à 7h30. Heureusement qu'on était prêt à partir. C'est ainsi que nous quittons l'île sur un speedboat à 7h30 (= heure de l'île, soit 2h30 heure française) avec un accompagnateur de l'hôtel qui nous remet une lettre de TUI Maldives précisant notre rapatriement avec les références du vol de remplacement. Pas le temps de dire au revoir à quiconque, tant pis. Le bateau tape sur les vagues, JP n'est pas rassuré, mais nous arrivons sans encombres à destination 20 minutes plus tard. Un homme nous attend sur le ponton et nous prend la température (tout va bien), il nous fait nous assoir sur un banc sur le ponton, en nous demandant d'attendre là avec nos valises. L'hydravion arrive 10 minutes plus tard, et on nous permet de monter à bord avec d'autres passagers. Nous ferons différents autres stops sur diverses îles pour prendre d'autres passagers, et ce n'est que 2 heures plus tard que nous arrivons à Male où nous sommes pris en charge. Une femme travaillant pour l'hôtel nous accueille, elle nous amène au terminal principal et vérifie avec TUI que même sans billet en notre possession nous sommes bien inscrits sur le vol de rapatriement de Condor, et nous dirige vers les guichets où nous pouvons nous enregistrer et obtenir nos cartes d'embarquement. Le vol est prévu à 11h35 pour une arrivée à 18h35. Mais nous décollons presque une heure plus tard. Pas grave, ouf on y est, l'avion va nous ramener à Frankfort, et comme c'est le dernier vol il était primordial de ne pas le rater. Gros soulagement d'avoir réussi à le prendre. A peine nous avons décollé, voilà JP qui prépare sa petite monnaie pour le whisky, sekt, vin rouge etc... qu'il compte acheter pour accompagner notre déjeuner. C'est là qu'on entend une annonce qui précise qu'il n'y aura aucune vente à bord en raison des risques de contact liés au coronavirus, on nous distribura simplement des bouteilles d'eau (à volonté), des sachets avec des sandwichs, et une barquette de pâtes bolognaises en guise de plat chaud, il n'y aura aucun autre service à bord. Tant pis, faudra faire avec. D'ailleurs JP pourra aussi grignoter les paquets de noix de cajou qu'on a emmenés avec nous ( ce qu'il fera en boudant les sandwichs de Condor). Entretemps on constate sur nos écrans que l'arrivée n'est prévue que dans 12h15 soit plus de 2 heures de vol en plus que prévu... Et c'est effectivement ce qui va se passer, le vol paraît interminable. Un peu avant l'atterrissage le pilote nous explique l'allongement de la durée du vol par un itinéraire modifié ainsi qu'un problème de direction imposant une vitesse de vol réduite. Ce n'est donc que vers 20h30 que nous atterrissons à Frankfort, température extérieure 5 degrés, brrrr, ça change des Maldives. Mais nous sommes néanmoins contents d'être arrivés en Europe, c'est déjà rassurant. Le contrôle de police est un peu plus intrusif que d'habitude, je dois expliquer que nous voulons prendre le train de l'aéroport jusque vers Kehl, comme le permettent nos billets TUI, ensuite on traversera la frontière pour rentrer chez nous : c'est validé, ok. Récupération des bagages, et hop direction le terminal Fernbahnhof de l'aéroport. Chouette, le guichet d'information Dbahn est ouvert : on nous y précise qu'il n'y a pas de train pour aller à Strasbourg (aucun train ne passe plus la frontière), mais on peut prendre un train pour Offenbourg à 2h15 puis changement de train pour aller à Kehl. Après il faudra effectivement se débrouiller pour passer la frontière et rentrer... Il reste donc plus de 5heures à attendre notre train : ça va être long ! Le terminal est presque désert, les voyageurs sont peu nombreux, et il est demandé partout de respecter une distance de sécurité. Mais surtout il fait froid. Sur conseil d'un agent de sécurité, nous nous installons sur des banquettes en cuir dans un endroit du terminal au premier étage un peu en retrait où il fait moins froid (devant l'entrée de l'hôtel Hilton airport). Je profite de tout ce temps d'attente pour donner des nouvelles aux proches pour les avertir que nous avons quitté les Maldives en urgence et atterri à Frankfort, puisque jusque là nous n'avons pas eu l'occasion d'informer quiconque de notre départ précipité. Cela fait passer la première heure. On enchaîne avec une partie de cartes skipbo pour tuer le temps. On prépare également nos attestations pour le déplacement en France, je choisis le motif familial et ajoute manuellement "Retour de vacances aux Maldives vers notre domicile", vu qu'aucun motif n'est prévu sur l'attestation pour notre cas. Mais l'attente est très longue, et entretemps le froid s'est accentué, je vérifie la météo via internet sur mon téléphone : 0 degrés (pas étonnant qu'on sente le froid), et ça va descendre à -3 au courant de la nuit... Brrrr !!! ça on ne l'avait pas prévu. Ouverture des valises : on sort pulls et teeshirts supplémentaires qu'on enfile en superposition pour avoir moins froid... Je vérifie aussi sur mon téléphone si notre train sera à l'heure : mauvaise surprise, retard de 15 minutes, et c'est un retard qui au fur et à mesure augmentera jusqu'à 30 minutes.

Mardi 24 mars : A 2h45 nous sommes tout seuls sur le quai où le froid nous glace, et montons dans notre train en direction de Offenbourg. Ouf, ça c'est fait, on s'installe, il y a très peu de voyageurs, de la place partout. Rassurés, on va être au chaud pendant 2 heures. Arrivés à Offenbourg, nous repérons le quai 7 d'où partira notre prochain train pour Kehl dans 35 mn, mais il y fait très froid. On va tenter de se réchauffer à l'intérieur de la gare, mais cela ne s'avère pas possible, en y arrivant on voit qu'elle est fermée jusqu'à 7h00. Y'a pas le choix, nous retournons sur le quai 7 pour y attendre l'arrivée du train pour Kehl. Quelques travailleurs matinaux se pressent sur les quais pour se rendre au travail en train. Ils ne portent pas de masque. Enfin notre train arrive, et c'est parti vers Kehl. Chouette on se rapproche de chez nous. Terminus à Kehl à 5h53. Les trains ne franchissent plus la frontière depuis quelques jours. Il faudra y aller à pied. Nous quittons la gare, attestation dans la poche, pour longer les voies de tram. Mais le chemin est fermé, interdiction de le prendre, il faut traverser la route et prendre l'ancien pont, où on peut observer des policiers allemands qui contrôlent les conducteurs automobiles. Les policiers nous ignorent. Il est presque 6heures du matin et c'est donc parti pour une traversée mémorable du pont de Kehl, à pied, nos valises à la main, l'attestation en poche, dans un froid glacial. Comme au cinéma, dans les films de guerre, ou la traversée de Paris... Cela dit nous ne sommes pas seuls, 2 autres individus suivent le même trajet, comme nous, en direction de la première station de tram strasbourgeoise. Nous ne sommes pas contrôlés, et pouvons attraper de justesse le tram qui part aussitôt que nous sommes montés dedans. Peu de personnes sont dans le tram, certaines portent un masque. Changement de tram à Homme de Fer, et là aussi le tram démarre aussitôt que nous sommes montés, il n'y a aucune attente, tant mieux, car avec les trains on a suffisamment attendu. Les rues de Strasbourg semblent très vides, mais ce n'est pas choquant au vue de l'heure très matinale. Nous arrivons à Lingolsheim, terminus Tiergartel, on est à moins de 10 mn de la maison, on arrive donc à la fin de ce long périple. JP décide de s'arrêter à la boulangerie pour acheter du pain avant de rentrer, malheureusement la boulangerie n'ouvre qu'à 7h00, c'est dans 7minutes... Il fait très froid, je ne vais pas attendre, je rentre directement à la maison, lui va attendre et acheter du pain, cela évitera de refaire une attestation de sortie plus tard. A 7h15, nous sommes enfin tous les 2 à la maison, avec nos valises et du pain frais. Chouette ! Cela fait plaisir d'avoir pu rentrer. Y'a plus qu'à prendre un bon petit déjeuner puis se mettre au lit pour dormir.

Bye bye les Maldives, bienvenus à la maison, et bonjour le confinement...

Jeudi 26 mars : C'est aujourd'hui qu'on aurait du quitter les Maldives. Tient un SMS est arrivé tôt ce matin de la part de TUI : réponse à mon message de dimanche, confirmation de notre vol retour du jour DE2321 !!!! Rapide vérification sur Internet : c'est une blague ? Ce vol n'est plus programmé... Réception d'un deuxième SMS de la part de TUI Germany un peu plus tard dans la matinée : notre rapatriement devra peut être attendre... ??? Visiblement c'est un vrai chaos, et les informations ont du mal à circuler même entre TUI Maldives et TUI Germany, ces derniers ne savent pas qui est rentré ou non... Heureusement, on est à la maison, confinés soit, mais contents d'avoir pu rentrer.

Norway to hell English translation pending

by Auk · 2020-03-19 · 48 replies

En ces temps coronatroublés, rien ne vaut de se remémorer le dernier voyage touristique que l’on a fait avant le plongeon dans le néant sanitaro-économique. La Norvège, plus précisément sa côte ouest et ses fjords, sera donc le sujet de ce carnet en 31 épisodes dotés chacun d’une bande-son, plutôt rock d’ailleurs. Attention, lecteur, vous vous exposez à un certain nombre de clichés pas du tout exagérés et de blagues pourries. I have nothing to offer but fjord, joy, tears (of the sky) and sweat.

Donc la Norvège, c’est l’apocalypse budgétaire dans votre portefeuille. D’où le titre (c’est tiré par les cheveux mais je ne refuse jamais un jeu de mots). Mais ce n’est pas que cela, c’est aussi fort joli, propre, policé et réellement rempli de charmantes têtes blondes. La Norvège, c’est également une monarchie pétrolière du golfe persique qui s’est égarée sur des terres glacées. Eh oui, c’est tout de suite plus facile d’être riche quand ils ont du pétrole (« mais ils n’ont que ça » aurait ajouté un jaloux), qu’ils sont peu nombreux et pas très partageurs. Allez, quelques détails pour commencer sur un plan aussi bien techeunique que tacqueutique

Le trajet En voiture Simone ! Depuis le Massif Central jusqu’à la Norvège avec une C3. J’avais décrété 2019, année sans avion. Donc c’était la voiture, certes petite mais costaude, où l’on a pu entasser notre matériel de camping. On en a profité pour prendre un covoitureur qui allait se perdre en Norvège pour l’été. Plus on est de fous entassés, plus on rit. Sur place, j'ai limité fortement notre aire d'action géographique. Je le connais le piège de faire une liste longue comme le bras et de courir tout le voyage tel un chien de ferme après un mollet cycliste. Il s'agissait de se cantonner au riz euh pardon à la façade sud-ouest du pays sans aller plus haut qu'Ålesund. Et comme il y avait un certain nombre de lieux qui me faisaient de l’œil, nous avons quand même eu un trajet digne d’une otarie bourrée essayant d’échapper à une orque affamée. On a finalement fait l’essuie-glace obliquement dans l’Ouest : à gauche, à droite, à gauche, à droite, à droite, A DROITE . Il faut dire que les fjords et les montagnes n’arrangent pas les affaires du voyageur adepte des routes rectilignes, et cela malgré la passion tunnelière locale.

Le lien vers la carte du trajet : http://u.osmfr.org/m/434267/

Les Norvégiens Les Norvégiens sont des êtres blonds aux yeux bleus, parfois d’un blond tellement blond qu’on dirait qu’ils ont appliqué de la javel sur leurs cheveux. Effet secondaire qui donne la chair de poule, cela fait disparaître les sourcils… Le Norvégien est réservé et poli. L’été, soit il se balade torse nu, soit il quitte le pays pour des horizons plus propices au rougeoiement de sa peau laiteuse où il pourra faire valoir son pouvoir d’achat dément. La Norvégienne quant à elle a une prédisposition naturelle à se promener en sous-tif ou brassière dès le premier rayon de soleil. Le dimanche, jour du Seigneur et de l’hypocrisie, le Norvégienne ne boit pas (vente d’alcool interdit !) les autres jours, iel se cache pour boire puis déambule cahin-caha entre les maisons de bois à la pelouse verdoyante. La Norvégien apprécie également les sorties familiales du dimanche après-midi où il peut effectuer 1000 mètres de dénivelé en 3,5km avec ses enfants de 7 et 9 ans. Le tout les doigts dans le nez.

Le logement Le logement, c’était principalement notre tente de 2 m² que nous avons montée/démontée dans des campings de qualité très variable pour un prix pas donné. Souvent les sites sont jolis mais plantés en bordure de route malgré l’espace qu’offre le pays. Ca manque quand même d’arbres ou arbustes et d’emplacements un tant soit peu délimités. Ce dernier point permet pendant les nuits les plus chaudes de l’été d’entasser les touristes de passage dans une promiscuité certaine et de rentabiliser un maximum l’espace. Malynx le Norvégynx ! Par contre, les sanitaires sont en général en bon état mais avec douche payante. Bref, le camping c’est le moyen de logement le plus abordable hors camping sauvage mais en général, la qualité est moyennasse au vu des prix. J’ai séché une petite larme en pensant à feus les campings des parcs nationaux et provinciaux canadiens. Requiescat in pace. Pour reprendre notre souffle, nous avons quand même varié les plaisirs avec des logements en b&b, du camping sauvage, des hytter (des petites cabanes souvent présentes dans les campings mais également ailleurs, très pratiques, pas trop chères pour la Norvège et aux prestations variables : électricité, eaux courantes en option par exemple) et une nuit en « refuge ». Les refuges, il y en a partout la plupart sont accessibles à pied, non gardés avec parfois une sorte de self-service payant.

La bouffe Courez en Norvège (ah mince vous êtes confinés) et vous me direz des nouvelles du Brunost . Sinon c’est cher mais pas mauvais globalement, peu porté sur le poisson hors saumon d’élevage et assez roboratif. Et bonne surprise pour moi, il y a quand même une tradition boulangère et même s’il y a peu de boulangeries, on peut trouver pleins de pains et de sorte de viennoiseries dans les supermarchés. Cela égaie les multiples piques-niques.

Avant de commencer le carnet proprement dit, entamons notre hymne norvégien : So many stop signs Speed limit Curves’ gonna slow me down Like a wheel Gonna spin it Tourists’ gonna mess me around Hey, Satan Payin' my tolls Bein’ among sheepin' bands Hey, mamma Look at me I'm on the way to the promised land

Jour 1,5 60 mph – New Order Clermont-Ferrand - Neumünster A nous les petites autoroutes allemandes tant prisées de ce côté du Rhin pour l’absence de limites de vitesse. Parcours Montbéliard – Fribourg – Karlsruhe – Francfort – Kassel – Hannovre – Hambourg – Neumünster. C’est long et pénible avec des travaux publics pas très deutsche Qualität tous les 20 kms, un trafic chargé et des zones limitées sans limite de vitesse qui rendent la conduite dangereuse : à droite ça roule à 90, à gauche à 200 pour les plus fous et comme c’est saturé, ça donne un résultat sportif et désagréable. Je me demande comment ils font pour avoir aussi peu de morts sur les routes en Allemagne. A part ça, le voyage est sans histoire, le colis covoitureur est livré à Fribourg et on arrive entiers et fatigués à Cathédraleneuve.

Jour 2 Seemann – Rammstein Neumünster - Kristiansand

Les autoroutes allemandes c’est rapidement fini, on revient à de la tranquillité avec le Danemark. Nous avons choisi de prendre le ferry Hirtshals-Kristiansand qui permet d'arriver plus rapidement sur la côte ouest Et comme on a beaucoup d’avance sur l’horaire du ferry Hirtshals-Kristiansand, on se permet un détour vers une dune danoise dominant la mer du Nord. Le temps est pas idéal et le coin est assez fréquenté. Bof. Le voyage en ferry est sans histoire, les Norvégiens en profitent pour faire des réserves d’alcool et de legos (les deux produits les plus présents dans les magasins du bateau). Nous voilà enfin en Norvège, 1900 kilomètres plus tard, sur la plage de Christian. Sacré Clavier qui a fait des fidèles un peu partout en Scandinavie.

Jour 3 Why does it always rain on me? - Travis 180 km Kristiansand – Hauge Notre premier jour en Norvège et ça ne s’annonce pas glorieux, plutôt gris tendance pluie. Nous commençons par un rapide passage par un bout de zone payante de Kristiansand juste pour le plaisir et accessoirement quitter cette ville. Je me suis inscrit, par honnêteté, sur le site internet des péages norvégiens (gérés d’ailleurs par une société anglaise) et par la grâce de caméras bien placées, nous allons devoir payer quelques euros pour à peu près 100 mètres dans ladite ville. Pfff. Quant au programme aujourd’hui, nous allons à la conquête de l’ouest, l’ouest de Kristiansand et nos plans capotent très largement. Ca tombe, ça tombe, ça dégouline, dégringole, s’abat, déverse, pleuvoche, tantôt torrentiel, tantôt bruineux. Pas question de faire une rando ou toute autre activité de plein air. Je m’aperçois en plus dans la journée que mon imper n’est plus imperméable et que j’ai oublié mon surpantalon. Prions, mes bien chers Frères, mes bien chères Sœurs pour que la météo soit clémente. Sinon ça va être long. Dans un premier temps, jusqu’à Flekkefjord, nous nous mouvons plus ou moins le long de la côte sans l’apercevoir, d’une parce que c’est complètement bouché, de deux parce qu’il est difficile de distinguer ce qui tient d’un lac ou d’un fjord, de trois parce que la route principale ne suit pas la côte. Nous nous rabattons donc sur la visite sans trop musarder des petites villes blanches du sud de la Norvège, leurs villages blancs andalous à eux mais en différent : avec du bois, de la pluie et de la mer. Premier arrêt à Mandal, un vrai coup dans le cœur. Deuxième arrêt : Flekkefjord, très mignon. Troisième arrêt version hameau, Stornes en entrée de fjord, très, très mignon. Quatrième arrêt : Sognalstranda, très, très, très mignon. C’est le règne de la mignonitude humide. Une maison en bois par ci, un entrepôt en bois par-là, et des garages à bateau à foison.

Pas un temps à mettre un chat norvégien dehors (Flekkefjord)

Pas un temps à mettre un bateau norvégien dehors

Mais pourquoi on est dehors nous alors ? (Sognalstranda)

Interlude de pipeau très intéressant : ces villes/villages, souvent fondés aux 17ème et 18ème siècle, sont les témoins de la politique mercantiliste du royaume du Danemark. L’État balbutiant entend organiser la production, la commercialisation et l’exportation des ressources comme le bois, les poissons et certains métaux de Norvège. Cette politique passe par la mise en place d’exploitations/manufactures à tendance monopolistique et la spécialisation des ports avec monopole des marchands d’abord hanséatiques (16ème siècle) puis néerlandais (17ème siècle) et enfin danois (17-18ème siècle). C’est d’ailleurs pour cela que le vieux centre de Flekkefjord est surnommé la ville hollandaise. Ce système mercantiliste fera par ailleurs les malheurs de l’Islande forcée de se soumettre pendant deux siècles à une compagnie royale danoise monopolistique à même d’imposer ses tarifs et ses conditions d’échange de marchandise. Les siècles sombres comme les appellent les Islandais ont en grande partie comme origine cette organisation économique très profitable pour la royauté danoise, beaucoup moins pour les habitants de l’île. La route 44 après Flekkefjord vaut par ailleurs son pesant de cacahuètes même si les conditions ne sont pas optimales pour en profiter. Tout le coin a été nommé magma geopark (patrimoine de l’UNESCO) dans une poussée de marketing touristique, des roches de la croûte terrestre d’une zone de subduction ayant fini par apparaître sous l’effet de l’érosion si j’ai bien compris. Point de volcan donc mais des effleurements d’anorthosites qui forment des paysage rocailleux arrondis et stériles comme autour d’Helleren et d’Åna Sira où devait se dérouler notre première randonnée norvégienne, projet qui tombe à l’eau (ahahah), noyé sous les larmes du ciel (ahahah). La partie la plus spectaculaire du trajet se trouve entre Åna Sira et Hauge où la route serpente tant bien mal entre les rochers. Nous goûtons le soir venu à la douceur des campings norvégiens : une espèce de carrière dans un espace réduit entre deux collines, un sol gravillonneux, pas de végétation et roule ma poule. Le seul avantage réside dans la vue en bout de carrière sur la côte. Pas vraiment de cuisine aménagée, des douches payantes : prometteur ! Le coupable aujourd’hui est le Vågan camping (garanti sans viande).

Jour 4 Sous le soleil exactement – Serge Gainsbourg 186km Hauge – Lysebotn Nuit et brouillard ce matin sur la Norvège et pourtant nous gardons espoir, le soleil vaincra. Nous continuons la route côtière pour faire une petite balade (4km aller-retour) jusqu’au Hådyr. C’est humide, boueux, bourbeux, fangeux, marécageux, tourbeux, machineux. C’est également l’occasion de compter la deuxième victime du voyage : le terrain a raison de mes chaussures de marche basses. Flap flap, bain de pieds et macération. Décidément, je suis équipé pour affronter l’humidité scandinave ! Arrivés au rocher censé donner un point de vue sympa sur la côte, c’est la douche froide (avec beaucoup de vapeur d’eau, la douche) : à gauche, du brouillard, à droite, du brouillard, droit devant, du brouillard, derrière, du brouillard et un bruit de ressac à nos pieds. Comme on est patient et qu’on croit en dame météo, nous nous asseyons pour attendre la percée du soleil. Une heure et quelques hésitations plus tard, ça se déchire (très) petit à petit, de quoi entrapercevoir une côte que je qualifierai de dantesque. J’adore ces rochers granitiques usés par les siècles, qui forment des forêts de sentinelles face à la mer.

Les portes de l'Hådyr s'ouvrent et pas de cerbères à l'horizon Et ça tombe bien que j’adore ce paysage puisque pour l’étape suivante (décidément le gentil organisateur a tout prévu !), nous traversons sans s’arrêter Egersund, autre petite ville en bois, pour Eigerøya, son phare et son paysage rocailleux sous le soleil exactement, un soleil de plomb je dirais même plus. La baladounette de l’après-midi de 4 km est sans difficulté sur une autoroute pédestre et permet d’accéder à un point de vue maousse costaud sur l’île d’Eiger et son phare.

C'est un roc ! C'est un pic ! C'est un cap ! Que dis-je c'est une péninsule !

Eigerøya en beauté

Si j’ai bien compris le norvégien, øy est le suffixe pour île et a celui pour « la » en général, même si la langue se scinde en deux types distincts nynorsk et bokmål et en de nombreuses variantes dialectiques locales qui provoquent des orthographes changeantes des panneaux et des cartes. Par exemple, kirke (église en bokmål) s’écrit aussi kyrkje en nynorsk, voire a d’autres déclinaisons locales plus obscures. Le nynorsk, pour ceux qui ne connaissent pas, est issu d’une (re)création linguistique du 19ème siècle type occitan ou breton en France : pour donner à la Norvège une langue pure de toute saleté étrangère, danoise plus particulièrement, des linguistes ont construit une langue sur un mélange des dialectes considérés comme les moins viciés par l’outre-Skagerrak, c’est-à-dire ceux du Telemark et des fjords du sud-ouest. A contrario, le bokmål est un dérivé dédanoiïsé de la langue parlée (du danois grosso modo) dans les villes comme Oslo au début du 19ème siècle. De nos jours, il y a donc deux langues officielles et le nynorsk est très connoté nationaliste et perd du terrain : 13% des Norvégiens, principalement dans l’ouest, le parlent comme langue maternelle. Nous nous dirigeons ensuite vers l’intérieur des terres en direction de Lysebotn, le paysage change, pâturage, forêt et lacs avant de rentrer dans des zones à l’environnement plus âpre et tourmenté. Gloppedalsura (à vos souhaits) est l’occasion d’un arrêt bienvenu pour un point de vue sur un chaos de rochers impressionnant et son lac attenant.

Gloppedalsura, lieu de franche rigolade entre Allemands et Norvégiens pendant la Seconde Guerre Mondiale Nous remontons ensuite la Øvstabødalen, vallée glaciaire à citer dans toute conférence de géologie de bon niveau pour la perfection de sa forme en auge. Le parcours est varié, peu fréquenté et plaisant avant de plonger sur une zone moins sympa bien dotée en stations de ski et en habitat folklorico-traditionnel, ici des immeubles/chalets en bois sombre et toit végétalisé. L’avantage, au-delà du côté très artificiel des stations, c’est que les bâtiments se fondent dans la végétation.

La dernière partie du trajet, très belle mais pas très agréable à conduire tant la petite route est saturée par la circulation, traverse un plateau rocailleux avant de plonger vers le Lysefjord. Malheureusement, la route de descente, assez connue (elle est le lieu d’une compétition estivale de ski sur route très cotée) une fois passée le restaurant et bien que sûrement impressionnante vue d’un drone, n’offre quasiment aucune vue sur la vallée et le fjord. Ce qu’elle offre par contre, c’est un tunnel en épingle à cheveux, un classique que l’on retrouvera à plusieurs reprises dans les fantaisies souterraines norvégiennes. Le camping du soir, bonsoir, le Kjerag Lysebotn camping, jouit d’un site splendide et est bien équipé (cuisine, sanitaire). Malheureusement, comme on est en Norvège, il n’y a aucun arbre/arbuste et une promiscuité assez forte et accentuée par l’affluence d’un jour de juillet ensoleillé. Bref on se marche dessus comme des manchots en période de reproduction dans leur colonie.

Quand je vous dis que le site est splendide...

Jour 5 Highway song – System of a Down 78km Lysebotn - Hjelmeland Aujourd’hui, c’est notre journée rando de masse dit trek pour ceux qui se sentent une âme d’aventurier, juste une âme, il ne faut pas trop abuser de l’aventure. Donc aujourd’hui, c’est le Kjeragbolten, concession faite à la liste des randonnées obligatoires. La Norvège fait partie de ces pays où la randonnée est l’une des activités touristiques obligatoires y compris pour des personnes qui ne marchent jamais par ailleurs. Pour la Norvège, l’activité s’effectue bien sûr en masse sur les mêmes chemins en cochant les fameuses cases de la to do list comprenant dans l’Ouest Preikestolen, Trolltunga, Kjeragbolten, Bessegen et Aurlandsdalen. Nous nous sommes contentés du rocher suspendu Kjerag, choisi car dans mon esprit, moins facilement accessible au commun du touriste (et moi je suis un touriste hors du commun, un tourista). C’est sûrement vrai mais cela n’empêche pas le monde… Je le savais, je le savais, j’étais prévenu, j’ai râlé avant, j’ai râlé pendant, je râle encore après et pourtant je n’ai pas d’oiseau dans la gorge et il n’y avait pas de genêts dans la balade (cf le râle des genêts pour comprendre la blagounette). La randonnée commence par un parking gigantesque au tarif prohibitif. Nous payons sans moufter nos 30 euros (un repas dans un resto semi gastro en France pour ceux qui n’ont pas le sens des valeurs). J’espère que personne ne s’arrête juste pour voir la vue car de vue il n’y en a point : le point de vue est occupé par un restaurant qui met un point d’honneur à boucher accessoirement la vue. Et pour accéder à sa terrasse/point de vue, il faut payer. Bon, nous, on a du pain sur la planche et quelques montées raidasses en attente. Dont acte. Trafic fluide en ce début de matinée, quelques problèmes de surchauffe moteur pour la première montée puis la vitesse de croisière est atteinte pour une arrivée prévue à 10h30. Ce n’est pas encore un bouchon au niveau du rocher mais la circulation est déjà dense à l’approche. Au retour, le trafic est extrêmement chargé et les comportements touristico-idiots se multiplient (équipement inadéquat, coupage des routes à travers champs, ralentissements dus aux selfies intempestifs. Ne pas utiliser votre téléphone en conduisant, que la sécurité routière vous dit !).

Pas un coin où amener sa traban

Sur le fond, la rando, 12 km et 700 mètres de dénivelée, est très chouette avec de belles vues sur le fjord et Lysebotn en particulier au début de la 3ème montée et tout au bout.

Le Lysefjord

Le caillou est flippant et spectaculaire tout comme la plateforme juste à côté. Une queue au bord d'un à pic de 1000 mètres se forme pour monter dessus (même pas en rêve, je fais un truc pareil).

Le mythe

La réalité

Il est loisible d’explorer les environs du Kjeragbolten pour profiter d’un peu de la tranquillité des avancées rocheuses spectaculaires et des vues majestueuses sur le fjord. Bref ça claque grave.

Le Lysefjord n'a pas bougé

On redescend à Lysebotn pour prendre un ferry réservé à l’avance. Et quand on voit le « ferry » arriver, on se dit que la réservation était une bonne idée. Rentrée en marche arrière et tassage de voitures dans un espace réduit pour notre mini-croisière sur le Lysefjord. Très bien la mini-croisière qui permet de s’apercevoir de la hauteur des falaises entourant le Kjeragbolten et d’apercevoir le Preikestolen où nous n’irons pas.

Le Kjeragbolten vu d'en bas. Les 1000 mètres de vide y sont bien

La croisière s'amuse

Le camping du soir se trouve à Hjelmeland et est ingénieusement intitulé Hjelmeland camping. Celui-ci fait dans l’original puisque nous avons planté notre tente dans le parc arboré d’une sorte de manoir qui sert de dortoir. Une chouette vue, une cuisine bien équipée et assez d’espace pour ne pas se marcher dessus (en principe, avec les Norvégiens, on ne sait jamais, ils pourraient parquer votre tente ou votre van à 50 cm du voisin), voilà pour les avantages. Pour les inconvénients, les sanitaires sont peu nombreux, peu pratiques et se salissent vite (forcément).

On part en vadrouille dans l'ouest américain! Oui, encore... English translation pending

by Bibouns51 · 2020-03-17 · 508 replies

En ces temps difficiles qui nous obligent à trouver des occupations, je vous soumets ici un carnet que j'avais rédigé il y a quelques années et que je n'ai jamais publié ici... Bonne lecture (pour ceux que ça intéresse...)...

24 juillet - Itinéraire d’une famille gâtée

Envie de t’évader ? Envie de rêver ? Envie de t’amuser ? Oui ? Alors tu as frappé à la bonne adresse... Plus précisément à l’adresse de celui qui a attrapé un virus… En l’occurrence, moi… Et ce virus, pas question de m’en débarrasser en me bourrant d’antibiotiques. Non seulement, les antibiotiques, ce n’est pas automatique, mais ce virus-là, j’en prends grand soin. Je l’entretiens, même… Ce virus, c’est l’étasunite ! Je l’ai contracté le jour où j’ai posé mes arpions chez l’oncle Sam pour la première fois, il y a une décennie de cela. Tout ça ne me rajeunit pas mais depuis ce fameux jour, lui et moi, nous ne nous sommes plus jamais quittés. Un proverbe dit à ce sujet que si tu vas aux Etats-Unis une fois, tu y reviendras un jour… Ben moi, depuis, j’y suis même retourné deux autres fois ! Et figure-toi que si tu lis ces quelques lignes, c’est que je m’apprête à y retourner pour une quatrième vadrouille !... Pour cette fois-ci, je vais accomplir un de mes rêves ! Me faire la route 66 sur mon Harley avec une belle brune accrochée à ma taille... Manque de bol, ma femme est blonde, je n'ai pas le permis moto et nous avons deux louloutes de quatre et sept ans… Va donc falloir que je revoie mes plans...

Bon, si tu es un lecteur assidu de nos précédentes vadrouilles, nous n’avons plus de secret pour toi, si bien que tu sais déjà que nous sommes quatre, juste un an de plus par rapport à la dernière fois… Il y a bien évidemment Sandrine, ma femme alias le portefeuille ; Sasha, notre petite globetrotteuse de quatre ans ; et Anna notre routarde de sept ans et plus toutes ses dents... Ah, et je m’oubliais ! Moi, Franck, la trentaine bien tassée, alias le conducteur, le tour opérateur, le narrateur, le cuisinier, le… Oui, je sais, moi aussi, j’aimerais bien déléguer… Ah, mais j’oublie encore quelqu’un !… Toi… Mais bon, sauf le respect que je te dois, tu ne seras une nouvelle fois que le spectateur du film que nous allons tourner et interpréter… D’ailleurs, quel en sera le titre ?... Et bien après réflexion, on a le choix entre « Voyage entre geysers et déserts », ou alors « Sous le soleil de Beverly Hills »… Pour ce coup-là, en espérant ne pas les vexer, on décide de poser un lapin à Brandon et Brenda… Car oui, c’est décidé, cette nouvelle édition sera composée d'indiens, de geysers, de trappeurs, de pionniers, de bisons, de chercheurs d'or, de hors-la-loi, de ranchs et de cowboys ! A nous les grands espaces… et les gros hamburgers !!! A nous l’ouest américain et ses films qui donnent tant envie : Délivrance, la colline a des yeux, Shining, The Descent, ...

Mais un voyage comme celui-là, ça se prépare un ‘tiot peu. Premièrement, il faut du blé, du flouze, du fric, du pognon, des pépettes, de la caillasse… Ben oui, ça coûte cher tout ça, donc à moins de faire comme le PSG et te faire subventionner par un investisseur qatari, il va falloir que tu en mettes de côté. Deuxièmement, il faut un minimum de travail de préparation. Et je commencerai mon histoire par un retour dans le passé, un bond dans le temps pour revenir pile poil au moment où Sandrine a enfin craqué sous mes coups de butoir et m’a donné son ô combien précieuse approbation… « Allez, ok, c’est bon, fais-toi plaisir ! » Sans avoir réellement conscience de la portée de ces quelques mots, elle venait de me signer un contrat de travail d’un an ! Car moi, ni une, ni deux, j'ai employé toute une équipe de lutins pour m'aider à préparer mon itinéraire. Lecture de carnets de voyage, questions sur des forums, épluchage de guides, visionnage de films, essorage d’internet, … Au final, je dois dire que je suis plus que satisfait de leur boulot ! Ce qui me permet non pas de faire un bilan puisqu'heureusement, le voyage n'est pas commencé, mais plutôt un petit compte-rendu chiffré de ce qui nous attend. Huit états à traverser ou à effleurer, plus de cinq mille kilomètres à parcourir, vingt jours pleins sur place, deux hôtels, quatorze campings différents, huit heures de décalage... Mes trois blondes vont-elles le supporter ? Optimiste que je suis, je mise sur un grand « Oui » ! D’ailleurs, pour les préparer, j’ai mis en place un programme intensif trois mois avant le départ : Marche autour de notre immense propriété, westerns tous les soirs, Coca et hamburgers à volonté à tous les repas !... Et oui, qui ménage sa monture voyage plus souvent !

Avant de tailler la route, je profite de cette intro pour publier une petite annonce à destination des cambrioleurs amateurs de textes de voyage : passez votre route, ma maison est équipée d’une alarme biométrique avec double varifocale et matrice de commutation. De plus, j’ai loué à un pote du neuf trois son gros pitbull pour l’occasion. Sans compter que pendant nos vacances, ma maison va être occupée par mes parents qui sont tous les deux experts en arts martiaux !... D’ailleurs, pourquoi je te raconte ces bobards alors que tu ne connais même pas mon adresse… C'est le 25, avenue des canaris à Triffouillis-sur-Retourne... Euh, merci de ne pas m’envoyer de carte postale à l'adresse ci-dessus... c'est une fausse !

Bon, chut, ça y est, c’est l’heure de l’évaluation… On va savoir si toute la famille est prête pour le grand départ : « Sandrine, donne-moi les huit états dans lesquels nous allons poser les pieds... - Colorado, Wyoming, Nebraska, Dakota du sud, Montana, Idaho, Utah et... euh... mince, oh, je l’ai sur le bout de la langue… Ah oui, l’Arizona !!!… - Mouais… C’était moins une… Encore un peu et tu n’partais pas avec nous ! Et toi, Anna, cite-moi les quatre présidents sculptés sur le Mont Rushmore ? - Abram Licol, Tomasse Washington, George Jeffessonne et Theodore Rousevelle... - Ok, on va dire que c’est bon… Et toi, Sasha, dans quel pays allons-nous cet été ? - Les Jétajuniiiiis de l’Amérique de Mickey ! » Ok, c’est bon, elles sont fin prêtes ! Attention, départ imminent !

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