A breath of fresh air!
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Translated into English.

EL Elhine Globetrotter ·
Hi Dom,

You say your "stories don’t attract crowds." Have you seen the number of views on your posts? 14 in 1 hour for today’s piece!

Most importantly: your stories bring smiles—and laughter too. I’ll admit, sometimes a tear escapes as well. The emotions are right there in the words; we feel them, they pull us in. We feel human, alive. Thank you. Truly—thank you!

Murielle
... là-bas si j'y suis...
DO Dolma Globetrotter ·
When your little/big treasures take over the bottom of the forum with your funny, moving, grumpy, cheerful words—I don’t even know what else—and always so kind, it’s THE happiness of the day, it’s MY happiness of the day...

Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Dolma
un chemin et la caresse du vent, alors je pars en voyage...
LI LillieoneFE Veteran ·
" ce ne peut être que la fin du monde en avançant " A.Rimbaud
TI Timouss Globetrotter ·
Hi Pondy,

All that just because three years ago I taught them how to stick a pole in a cow pat—once you get past the dry crust on top, it’s easy!

Seriously, your kids have no sense of humor. (can’t insert an emoji)

Great idea with that inflatable game—next time I see my little ones, we’ll play it and think of you.

Hugs to you, Pondy, and good luck with the busy school week ahead!
BA Bardak Veteran ·
Congrats to Félix! Well done! I really like this game. It's always a pleasure to read your posts. I have to admit, the salad bit had me laughing. Your little wolves are really funny.
PO Pondy Veteran ·
Quick, quick, gotta leave the computer!

Tuesday: windy blue

Hooray for teachers, hooray for school—screens can’t replace everything. We miss their presence because it’s *so* tough, and I’ve had it up to here. Spring break’s coming, I can’t wait.

Teachers are super efficient, and while I appreciate how responsive they are, I notice the printer’s spewing out paper like there’s no tomorrow. For my middle and high school girls, it’s even more daily work than "in real life." Oh, they’re busy all right. And they grumble every day. My help is absolutely useless—I don’t understand a thing, not in math, not in physics. I can barely keep up with the little boys’ 4th and 5th grade work. Yesterday’s essay topic for 10th grade: "Can man grant himself rights over himself and over nature?" Hmm, we’ll talk about that at mealtime…

Héloïse in 6th grade: "Mom, I have to read *The Doctor in Spite of Himself* by Molière, and I don’t have it." I look in the library and find it wedged between Racine and Corneille. The book’s a little worn, the pages stiff and crackly, and it has that nice old-book smell. I hand it to her. "Here, this was mine when I was your age." She takes it, flips through it, and says: "Are you sure it’s the same text and the same dialogue? I mean, your book is *super* old."

The days go by, all different—there’s *plenty* of atmosphere!

Smile

No, it’s not "smile, you’re on camera." It’s not "I’m taking a selfie with a killer smile." Nor is it "smile at life, and life will smile back." It’s a powerful inner command: "Dom, don’t smile." But why stop smiling?

Because little Gaspard said at lunch: "You too—will the tooth fairy still come even though you’re a little old?" We were eating semolina sticks like fries (easy to make and always a hit). The sticks were crispy, and my pivot canine tooth just *up and left*! (Blame the king cake and its porcelain charm from way back.) That tooth had been stuck there for twenty years, and it chose to escape without even a *derogatory travel certificate*!

I didn’t say "darn," "shoot," or "rats." I let out a resounding *merde*—so loud that Cambronne would’ve been left speechless, just like all the kids at the table.

Husband burst out laughing! The girls said, "Oh, poor Mom!" and immediately added, "It makes you look like a witch." The little boys said, "You can use a straw to drink easily." Héloïse chimed in: "Let me see—oh, it’s not *too* noticeable." Jules: "You could make one out of salt dough." Félix, molding a breadcrumb ball: "You can plug the hole with this."

And just like that, they were all inspecting their mouths, touching their teeth—a total cacophony. I stood up and slapped the table with my palm: "Hey! This isn’t the cafeteria—quiet down!" Husband stood up too: "My Queen of Charms, why do you have a *tooth* against us?"

The laugh I’d been holding back bubbled up in my belly, rose in my throat, and burst out, freeing. And the laughter, like a wave, spread around the table. As things calmed down, I still heard Jules whispering behind his hand to his cousin: "She still said a bad word!"

I’ve got to stay humble—I thought I’d handle substitute teaching easily, but nope, I *bit off more than I could chew*… and lost a tooth over it!

There are worse things: So I’ll keep *biting into life* with all my might, even if it means losing a few teeth. It’s way better than holding a grudge, I think.

(Can’t find a dentist right now, anyway)

Have a great day, and smile!
LA Lacalo Globetrotter ·
The gap left by Pondy’s tooth is like Cyrano’s nose! You see in it whatever you want... I laughed so hard anyway!
" Nous ne saurons jamais tout le bien qu'un simple sourire peut être capable de faire." Mère Teresa
TI Timouss Globetrotter ·
I have to admit, Pondy, I laughed my head off. Not nice of me. 😏 I was picturing your little ones after your "merde" and "the witch"—that was the Himalayas for me. It reminded me of a bad memory: after an emergency extubation, I almost lost a tooth. Since it stuck out more than the others, my son called me the bulldog.

I didn’t even understand the topic of the high school essay. 🤪

Last year, my oldest had to do a division problem—there was a whole page of them, a real mess. I showed her how I did it, and she thought it was much simpler, but she had to keep doing it her teacher’s way. It’s like the direct object complement changing its name. Even with a Bac + 12, you can’t keep up anymore. 🙁

Have a great day, Pondy. Did the tooth fairy stop by, even though you’re a bit old for it? 😉
LO Lotus13 Regular ·
What a joy to read this morning! Between the improbable haircuts and the teeth that are making a run for it, we’d love to see a "end of lockdown" photo (with a big smile, of course 😄)! Thanks again, Pondy
DO Dolma Globetrotter ·
I was in stitches this morning, reading it again had me laughing all over again—I’ll be re-reading and cracking up for a while yet...

Kids’ comments are funnier than any comedy sketch out there, and your little rascals fire them off at lightning speed!

Dolma
un chemin et la caresse du vent, alors je pars en voyage...
LI LillieoneFE Veteran ·
" ce ne peut être que la fin du monde en avançant " A.Rimbaud
LA Lacalo Globetrotter ·
By the way? Did those two baby bottle brush neighbors of yours come back to your place on Monday?😏
" Nous ne saurons jamais tout le bien qu'un simple sourire peut être capable de faire." Mère Teresa
BA Bardak Veteran ·
Ouch, not cool about your tooth. Hope you find a dentist soon. I gotta say, that *Doctor in Spite of Himself* bit—are you sure it’s the same text? Had me laughing out loud. Can’t wait for the next episode...
PO Pondy Veteran ·
Wednesday, blue

School’s out today—and maybe tomorrow too. For all those kids glued to screens endlessly (I used to think it was bad for them, but I must’ve been wrong or just misread), this’ll be a break, and I don’t think their brains will suddenly turn to mush—they’re way too sharp for that. This school year’s been so weird! It doesn’t give me more time to scroll on the computer, but reading your funny messages always makes me laugh too. Yep, the two little neighbors came back on Monday—they’re hilarious and shyer than mine. Their mom evened out their haircuts and isn’t holding it against me anymore (as if she had a choice!). Yep, the canine tooth’s tucked away in my desk with the paperclips and thumbtacks, waiting for some hypothetical dentist to put it back in place. And yep, I’m a little wiped out.

The quiche that doesn’t itch

It’s Skype time. Eldest Son’s face fills the screen. “Hey Mom, everything okay?” “Oh yeah, just a little tired, that’s all.” “Is Jules practicing his trumpet exercises?” (I forgot to mention that—another story for later.) “10 minutes every night.” “Is Louise wearing her night guard?” “Yep.” (I should probably double-check.) “Can I talk to Jules?” I call out: “Jules, it’s Dad.” Jules shows up, plants himself in front of the screen: “Hi Dad, I’m too busy—we ate a quiche that doesn’t itch. Here’s Louise.” The screen freezes on Eldest Son’s stunned face. Connection dropped. (We’ll pick this back up later.)

Yesterday, a brisk wind was washing the sky clean, so let’s reconnect with nature and get a lungful of fresh air to clear all those crackling neurons. Long pants, jackets, coats for everyone, boots, baskets—off we go, hopping over the low wall. A special kind of foraging! We cross the field, still damp with dew. At the edge of the woods, we can already hear the river. And there, nettles grow in abundance.

“Let’s pick nettles!” “No way, Mamido, you’re crazy—they sting and itch afterward!” “Look closely—first, they’re pretty, but more importantly, check out the leaves.” “They’ve got hairs on them.” “Yep, and it’s the top of the leaf and the bottom of the stem that sting. Nettles are packed with vitamins and even help with acne.” (Ahhh, I see one of you perking up at that.) Félix, furious: “You can pick them yourself—I’m just watching.” Jules: “Scaredy-cat.” I add: “We pick them in spring before they flower. Best time is when it’s warm—the nettles sting less.” Héloïse: “Last year you said we had to pee on them when I had blisters.” “No, that was a joke—and same with rubbing dandelion flowers on blisters. It turns your skin yellow but doesn’t do anything. Another plant, plantain, stops the itching, but it doesn’t grow here.” “So what do we do if we get a bunch of blisters? They hurt *so* much. And why are we even picking nettles?” Louise asks. “To make quiches for tonight.” Gaïané: “Mamido, you’re a crazy grandma—you’re making us eat weird stuff.” Hmmm! “Who trusts me?” Silence. “To pick them, pinch the top leaves with two fingers and snap them off quick and clean.” I demonstrate, and the kids watch closely—I can tell they’re dying to try. I wonder who’ll go first as I keep picking. Félix, still annoyed by his cousin’s comment, snaps off his first stem with surprising confidence. Mission accomplished—no stings. He’s proud and struts: “It didn’t even sting me!” The older kids pull their sleeves down to make gloves and dive in. In twenty minutes, both baskets are full. Who’s up for more?

And just like that, the saying *touch it and you’ll get stung* goes out the window. Boldness, always boldness…

Have a great day
DO Dolma Globetrotter ·
« Mamido, you’re such a crazy grandma, you feed us anything! »

How great it is to have a crazy grandma! Well, this grandma here, who looks after her bunch of rascals, who’s tired but still going strong, who writes such delightful things to make us laugh every morning...

Dolma
un chemin et la caresse du vent, alors je pars en voyage...
LA Lacalo Globetrotter ·
Anyway, that grandmother sure knows how to get her grandkids to eat grass! After dandelions, it’s nettles now! Long live the countryside...

And me, without eating any of that, I still love reading these morning snippets. Thanks! ;)
" Nous ne saurons jamais tout le bien qu'un simple sourire peut être capable de faire." Mère Teresa
TI Timouss Globetrotter ·
Ah Pondy, the quiche that doesn’t itch—I can just picture Dad’s face. Nettles are so good. Watch out for yourself, it’s April Fools’ Day and your bunch of jokers won’t let you off easy. 😏😎😉
DO Dolma Globetrotter ·
I wonder if there are already flowers on the embankments because a salad of herbs and flowers could spark some fun and poetic childhood reflections!

Today, April 1st: I’m dreading the worst 😏...

Dolma
un chemin et la caresse du vent, alors je pars en voyage...
PO Pondy Veteran ·
Thursday Confined but above all separated.

The bird that didn’t want to sleep

Evening falls.

The household is fed, and it’s almost time to head to bed. I take my few minutes of solitude—no one ever comes to disturb them. Wrapped in my *chalaclope* (a gift from the kids who, giving up on the idea of breaking my addiction, decided to give me this warm shawl so that “I don’t catch bronchitis”), sitting on the cold stone step, under the sky fading into night, almost ready to slip into its nightgown, I let my thoughts and the smoke drift away.

I hear the door open and close softly behind me. Little Guy sits down beside me, and I wrap him in my *chalaclope*. He whispers so softly that his cool breath tickles my chin. “Mommy, the birds have gone to bed—we can’t hear any more noises.” “Yes, they’ve gone back to their nests.” “You’re waiting for the stars to come out so you can see your mom?” “No, the stars won’t shine for a long time yet.” “Look, there’s still one bird on the edge of the roof—I think it lost its nest, or maybe it just doesn’t want to sleep.” “Maybe it’s watching the evening fall.” “Mommy, do you miss your mom?” “Yes, a lot.” “Mom misses me a *little* a lot too. When’s the virus gonna go away?” “I don’t know, but when it does, we’ll have a big party all together with Dad and Mom.” “Oh, the bird’s gone.” He snuggles closer, pulling the fabric up under his chin—his straw-like hair prickles my cheek. “Your *chalaclope* smells weird-good.” Then he falls silent. The quiet is so gentle—I don’t know who’s rocking whom. The perfect minute slips away.

So we went back inside.

Have a great day
LI LillieoneFE Veteran ·
" ce ne peut être que la fin du monde en avançant " A.Rimbaud
TI Timouss Globetrotter ·
Stop making me tear up, Pondy. What tenderness in this intergenerational exchange. 😄
EL Elhine Globetrotter ·
Ooooh la la... Like an emotion that stings the eyes and caresses the heart...

Thanks for this tender moment!
... là-bas si j'y suis...
EL Elhine Globetrotter ·
I think from now on, whenever someone asks on this forum where they can find authenticity during their upcoming trip, we can point them to this discussion... 😊
... là-bas si j'y suis...
PO Pondy Veteran ·
Very blue Friday

When the printer isn’t just for homework! A sheet left on my pillow with this note:

For you, Mamido, I found this—maybe it’s for lovers stuck in China during lockdown. Sleep well.

« He says: -"sukitaki." She says: -"kowanini!!!"

Then he replies: -"toka anji rodi roumi yakoo!!!"

She sits down, begging him: -"mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!!!"...

He answers: -"na miaou kina tim kouji !!" And there you are, reading it like an idiot...

as if you understood Chinese! »

Have a great day
LA Lacalo Globetrotter ·
Google is your friend! It’s Japanese and it’s tough

Oh, these little kids, always mischievous. They’re waiting for your analysis...
" Nous ne saurons jamais tout le bien qu'un simple sourire peut être capable de faire." Mère Teresa
PO Pondy Veteran ·
I don’t think my little girl was curious enough to check if there was a translation. Like me, she probably thought they were made-up words, like younger kids often do to pretend they’re foreigners! So, too bad if it’s spicy as you say—no one here will ever know, and I’ll make sure not to bring it up again! 😊
PO Pondy Veteran ·
The little hive is buzzing and—miracle—the computer is free. I’m taking my break.

I’m copying down the text from our little writer. We added it to the scroll. She told me: « I made up a story about when I’ll be grown up, so you’re dead but it’s just pretend » __

Today I’m 30 and we’re celebrating two birthdays: mine and the death of the virus. The death-of-the-virus day is like July 14th—no one goes to work, it’s a public holiday, so I can prep my birthday with my husband.

When I was 10, we all lived at my grandparents’ place with my cousins for a year without seeing our parents. It was super long, but we all kept memories of it. My parents and my aunts and uncles kept their house when they died, and that’s where we spend our vacations now. My cousins already have kids, and I want lots too.

The death-of-the-virus celebration is called Corovia. Every country in the world celebrates because billions died, and when it was over, there weren’t many of us left on Earth. There were no more overweight people because there was nothing to eat. We did school at home during the virus, and afterward, it continued because schools were used for poor people who had lost their jobs.

It’s been 20 years since it ended, and the world is almost the same, except cars fly and roads don’t exist anymore because we turned roads and highways into fields. There are no more buildings—we took them down because they were empty. And since it’s always hot now, everyone lives in tents. My husband and I live in a blue tent with five dogs and four chickens. For my birthday, we’ll lay out blankets in the field, play music, and make dandelion cakes. I can’t wait for it to be evening already.

Have a great day! !
TI Timouss Globetrotter ·
Hi Pondy, Your writer has quite the imagination, but she’s not exactly optimistic. Feeling a bit down? I think she talks about death a lot. It’s the weekend—enjoy your days off from school.
LO Lotus13 Regular ·
Hello Pondy, Your days and stories keep coming, each bringing its own emotions: joy (so much of it—it feels good!), worry, tenderness... Reading yesterday’s post made me think of this symphony that’s been going around: https://youtu.be/rEjvRktXeis Have a great day, everyone!
PO Pondy Veteran ·
Ohh Sabine, it’s so gentle. I listened to the original by Bourvil and also by Marie Laforêt.

Tenderness is a lifeline, and being without it must be really tough. Some say being kind or tender is cheesy, and in our worlds where it’s easy to lash out, bite, mock, insult, smear, or sneer, talking about tenderness or living wrapped in softness feels suspicious—but shhh, who cares…

The world is full of kind people, but we’re flooded with the violence we’re shown. It’s easy to forget that.

Tenderness is like sitting in front of a spinning wheel and spinning, spinning, day after day. The dense ball of yarn grows rounder over time. If someone says, “You’re taking forever to make that blanket—just buy one ready-made,” well, no. My blanket is silky, soft, strong, enveloping—it’s magical because year after year, it grows bigger and warmer.

I’ll pause my little stories for a few days. I’m really too busy to write, and this strange, swirling time—like all of you, I’m tucking it away in my memory.

Take care of yourselves… Have a good day.
TI Timouss Globetrotter ·
I’ll stop there with my little stories for a few days—I’m really too busy to write, and like all of you, I’m just storing up this strange, swirling time in my memory.

No more fresh air—what’s going to happen to us? 😐 Take care, Pondy, little ones are exhausting. Hugs, see you soon.
LA Lacalo Globetrotter ·
I’ll pause my little stories for a few days—I’m really too busy to write, and like all of you, I’m just storing up this strange, swirling time in my memory.

You’re going on vacation? 😏 And what about us? How are we supposed to manage without these sweet slices of life you share with us?

But I can only imagine how time-consuming it must be to take care of those 7 people in lockdown... Hats off!
" Nous ne saurons jamais tout le bien qu'un simple sourire peut être capable de faire." Mère Teresa
LO Lotus13 Regular ·
True, that morning breath of fresh air will be missed... already can't wait to read your beautiful writing again. Take good care of yourself and the tribe! Sabine (not even afraid of being mushy 😄!)
EL Elhine Globetrotter ·
Thanks Dom, for these daily little joys. Come back whenever you can/want! Take care of yourself and those little-big ones who need your time and energy. And make sure you rest too! :-)
... là-bas si j'y suis...
FA Fabricia Globetrotter ·
A well-deserved break for Mamido! Wishing you good health and friendly thoughts to Tutti.
Fabricia - Comme une eau, le monde vous traverse et pour un temps vous prête ses couleurs... ("L'Usage du Monde" - Nicolas Bouvier)
LI LillieoneFE Veteran ·
" ce ne peut être que la fin du monde en avançant " A.Rimbaud
PO Pondy Veteran ·
Friday: blue skies

Hello everyone!

Live update from the Morvan countryside. French expressions in progress: -to be wiped out -to be fed up -to tackle something head-on -to tear your hair out -to not have your eyes in the right place -to laugh your head off -to give someone a stern look -it goes in one ear and out the other -to stick together!

1) The tadpoles have grown their legs. 2) The swallows arrived a few days ago: "Mamido, come quick, hurry up, they’re here!" "What are you talking about?" "You know, what you’re always waiting for and writing in your night-light journal." "Ahhhhh, the swallows!"

3) Setting up camp—two tents in Jean’s meadow, behind the low wall, for a night of camping. (Not me, them!) They’re so excited about the idea, I doubt they’ll sleep through the night once it’s set up. To be continued…

4) Their virus game didn’t last long: You need two chairs and two jump ropes. Tie the ends of the ropes to the chair legs, not too high and not too low. Hold the chair steady by sitting as a counterweight. Call the game: the coronavirus game. Have the two smallest kids (the little ones next door!) balance on them. One foot on each rope and "the first one to fall loses—they’ve got the coronavirus."

5) Little calf Roméo is growing well!

6) We’re losing track of the days. Happy days, boring days, arguments, and laughter all mixed together.

7) Screen time with parents is okay for a while, but it’s not real life. "I don’t want to see Mom on a screen anymore."

8) Save onion peels, beet juice, and grab some turmeric—boom, you’ve got natural egg dye for Easter.

9) Suddenly realizing that this timeless time is absolutely unique. From the youngest to the oldest, it’ll stay in our memories.

Until next time! Tonight, it’s vacation—no more homeschooling, yeah!

Have a great day.
FA Fabricia Globetrotter ·
🙂 Lovely! A new message from Mamido... wishing you all an excellent holiday, to both young and old Morvandiaux—what a relief for two weeks of returning to life as a couple . Happiness and take care!!!
Fabricia - Comme une eau, le monde vous traverse et pour un temps vous prête ses couleurs... ("L'Usage du Monde" - Nicolas Bouvier)
TI Timouss Globetrotter ·
Hi Pondy, Are the Chicoufs really going to see their parents for 15 days? A little break for the two of you, but you’ll miss them. You’ll have time to rest and come up with plenty of other games. Deconfinement isn’t happening anytime soon.

Hugs
LI LillieoneFE Veteran ·
" ce ne peut être que la fin du monde en avançant " A.Rimbaud
LO Lotus13 Regular ·
Pondyyyyy! How nice to get a little breath of fresh air! So glad to hear from you. Enjoy these 2 weeks without school!
LA Lacalo Globetrotter ·
Homeschooling being over doesn’t mean more kids at home! But it’s definitely one less thing for Pondy to do, that’s for sure!
" Nous ne saurons jamais tout le bien qu'un simple sourire peut être capable de faire." Mère Teresa
LO Lotus13 Regular ·
Absolutely. A truce all the same for "super mamido" 😂😍 !
PO Pondy Veteran ·
Monday: blue skies

A little Morvan touch

“Back then we were crudely stupid, and now we’re cleverly stupid!” If the kids only remembered the swear word, I still love that thought from Homme.

If the night in the tent was chaotic, with the kids sneaking back into their beds as the night went on—“I heard a wild boar grunting” (was it Homme’s snoring carrying through the wall to their little ears?) “There was a fox rubbing against the tent” “There was a rock lump under my back” “Actually, I was scared of the pitch-black dark” “There was no signal in the tent” (oh really, I thought phones stayed at home?) The success is there—they spent the whole day in the field by the tents, “they’re city castaways eating whatever they find!”

If the egg hunt was funny and successful, their kindness was also on point. Bringing some of their loot to the little grandmas in the village, they shouted at doors left open to the sun: “Hey there! Hello, it’s us—we left eggs on the steps, you gotta take them before they melt in the sun!”

If I sympathize when I hear our oldest say, “I miss McDonald’s with my friends so much—do you think we can hug after this?”, personally, I’ve had it up to here, and I’d happily serve them pasta with butter and Gruyère for every meal, lunch and dinner, every single day.

If we counted the occupied nests in the barn correctly—4, one more than last year—I especially loved how attentively the kids listened:

“It’s always the male who arrives first. He comes and flies in big circles to call his mate. When swallows arrive, they fly at 50 km/h and cover 300 km every day. It’s easy to recognize a swallow—its tail is split in two, called streamers. People say swallows bring good luck, and you shouldn’t destroy their nests. That’s why we put a tarp over the motorcycle—because their droppings ruin everything. In a country north of Europe, Estonia, they have a swallow on their banknote. They’re precious because they eat flies and mosquitoes, and it’s magical to see them zoom into the barn without missing a beat.”

Etc., etc.—I’ll stop there because I could go on forever about this. My pet topic!

If our neighbors are watching their little ones, I had to recognize my limits—7 kids put my nerves to the test daily. Now, they’ll only come on Wednesdays.

If there’s no more homeschooling, what a relief! Hearing: “What’s the point of my great report card? Blanquer said grades during lockdown wouldn’t count.” “I didn’t get good grades—I don’t care, I hate school, it’s useless!” What will the coming months look like?

If their confinement isn’t at all like being locked up, hearing my oldest say: “Do you think Grandpa won’t die alone in the nursing home?” My throat tightens so hard…

But it’s spring, so:

“If you want to build a ship, don’t gather your men and women to give them orders, explain every detail, or tell them where to find everything… If you want to build a ship, make your men and women long for the sea.” Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Have a great day!
TI Timouss Globetrotter ·
Thanks Pondy. That phrase from the Man, your little ones will remember it for the rest of their lives. I still have a phrase from my dad in my head, with a swear word, when I was 7 or 8 years old. We should’ve guessed they wouldn’t last all night in the tent, but they’ll certainly try again. Thanks for their big hearts in handing out treats to the seniors. You’re a real goldmine of information on swallows. My oldest was really disappointed too when, after spending a day and a half on a homework assignment creating a PPT file, her teacher said it wouldn’t be graded. Disappointed and discouraged. Did you ask your little rascals what they’d like to eat? Maybe buttered pasta, with Gruyère, tomato, mushrooms… would be a dream menu 😉

Hang in there Pondy, Manu will have more to say tonight.
PO Pondy Veteran ·
Tuesday :blue_heart:

Almost live: breakfast

Action:

School’s starting back up on May 11th!

Reactions:

“Oh no, I don’t wanna, it’s lame” (same enthusiasm as always) “Are we going home?” “Yay, I’ll see my friends again!” “Only a month and a half until summer break!” “Mamido, can you give me a bombilla? There’s skin in my hot chocolate” (super concerned about the issue) “We’ll come back for summer break, right?” “Will we have to wear a mask?” “He finished the honey jar, I don’t have any left” (same kid as above) “What are we doing today?” “Will there be cafeteria too?” “When’s Dad coming to pick us up, then?”

And in my head! Little voice: “Ughhh, another month” And its enemy: “Enjoy it, don’t be grumpy, you’re lucky to have them”

Have a great day!
TI Timouss Globetrotter ·
I learned a new word today: Bombilla. At first, I thought it was Morvan dialect 😉
LI LillieoneFE Veteran ·
" ce ne peut être que la fin du monde en avançant " A.Rimbaud
PO Pondy Veteran ·
Blue Wednesday

Red Mood

I’m staying deep in the forum; it’s cozy here. Maybe there are more appropriate posts to vent my frustration. I have so little time to read. I log in—“you have a discussion to follow”—I click, copy-paste my fuming rant, and I’m gone. For once, no need to talk about the little ones. They’re happily playing right now.

I’m wound up like a cuckoo clock. Why am I so annoyed? A few undeniable numbers: How many people die of malaria each year, met with general indifference? 400,000. How many people die of hunger worldwide each year? 9 million. Sure, but not here, right? We’ve got Secours Populaire, Les Restos du Cœur, Secours Catholique, and all those associations filling in for a government that can’t feed its own population. How many has Ebola killed worldwide? Everyone can look up the other numbers themselves.

But no one cares because they don’t feel concerned—it’s far away, it’s different, etc. Yet here we are: 120,000 coronavirus deaths worldwide out of 7.5 billion people, and it’s full-blown panic. The media fuels the fear endlessly, nonstop. And the so-called experts of all kinds drone on and on. With curves, statistics, projections, evaluations, studies. In the end, no one knows anything. We speculate, think, believe, consider, hope, we’ll have to...

Confined, masked, tracked or surveilled—call it what you want—unemployment, depression, domestic violence, child abuse, loneliness, isolation. The harmful effects we won’t even count the deaths from. Us, spoiled children of a consumerist system, we get an earful from “experts”—doctors, scientists, and don’t forget the social media experts. They all tell us: -Stay home -Wear masks

They say solidarity is in full swing: -Oh, the cakes we bring to healthcare workers -Oh, the social media screens filled with virtual apéros -Oh, the nightly applause for healthcare workers. The same workers who’ve been warning for months about their precarious situation, lack of resources, and crappy pay. But people just went about their business—the doctor was there, the pediatrician was there, the surgeon too, everything was fine...

Now, it’s every man for himself. We don’t go out because we obey, but also because people are scared—for themselves, mostly for themselves.

Was the solidarity we keep hearing about there during the heatwaves? Who went to give water to the elderly? Who took them to air-conditioned places? No one. Because everyone had their fan, their AC, and was in great shape.

I’m sickened by the hypocrisy. I’m furious at the unpreparedness of our governments—an entire population enslaved, saying amen. No masks, no tests, no ventilators. Public hospitals overwhelmed, but private clinics with empty ICU beds. And the PR campaign continues: medicalized TGVs, sanitary planes, field hospitals (10 days to set one up, and only one in our army? Barely even filled, etc.).

And people are ready, ripe to accept whatever’s decided—for their own good. All masked, all separated by social distancing. We flinch if someone gets too close, and we forget to smile (though behind the mask, no problem). Almost everyone accepts being tracked, digitized like cattle—for our own good.

A flattened world, at a standstill for most. Solidarity? No, rampant individualism. And new economies will emerge, with the same people filling their pockets. Because what does it take to rule the world? Sheeple—well-behaved, brainwashed, thinking exactly what they’re told to think. Forgetting common sense, losing all critical thinking, acting with a lingering fear in their gut, carefully nurtured by our leaders of all kinds.

What kind of society for tomorrow?

A life through screens? A life with masks because it’s so sterile no one will risk a cold? A life policed like in Japan, a dictatorship like in Korea? A life where touch no longer exists? “Look at my baby, isn’t he beautiful? No, no, don’t hold him, don’t touch his silky skin.” “Don’t visit your grandfather—he’s dying of loneliness, but it’s better than COVID. Don’t take his hand, with its prominent veins and thin, soft skin. Don’t wipe his eyes, which have seen so much—you might be an asymptomatic carrier.” “Don’t hug or embrace that dear friend you haven’t seen in so long—social distancing.” Forbidden verbs: kiss, hug, embrace, caress—what a nightmare.

They’ll give us universal income, they’ll give us one or two Soma pills, and off we go...

So, I’ll follow what I’m told to do because I’m a citizen of my country, but I’ll keep grumbling and thinking for myself because my freedom—and especially the freedom to think differently—is essential to me.

Am I mixing everything up? Absolutely. It feels good.

And the sun is shining for everyone. Have a good day
HA Hannahannah Globetrotter ·
Thank you,

I don’t know how to put it into words—you’ve said exactly what I’ve been thinking, what exasperates me, what gets my blood boiling... I wouldn’t change a single word of this breath of fresh air.
Que se vuelva la tortilla

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