Howdy Jean-Paul,
Pour rire un peu
SOUTHERN MEDICAL DICTIONARY 2015 EDITION.
Artery The study of painting
Bacteria The back door to a cafeteria
Barium What doctors do when patients die.
Bowel A letter like A, E, I, O, U
Caesarean section A neighborhood in
RomeCat scan Searching for kitty
Cauterize Made eye contact with her
Colic A sheep dog
D&C Where
Washington is
Dilate To live long
Enema Not a friend
Fester Quicker
Genital Not a jew
G.I series A soldier’s ball game
Hangnail A coat hook
Impotent Distinguished well known
Labor pain Getting hurt at work
Medical staff A doctor’s cane
Morbid A higher offer
Nitrates Cheaper than day rates
Node Was aware of
Outpatient A person who fainted
Pap smears A fatherhood test
Pelvis A cousin to Elvis
Post-operative A letter carrier
Recovery room A place to do upholstery
Rectum Damn near killed’em
Seizure A Roman emperor
Tablet A small table
Terminal illness Getting sick at the airport
Tumor More than one
Urine Opposite than you are out
Varicose Nearby
Vein Conceited