Day 7, July 30: Jaisalmer to Jodhpur
"A wild dash and a bubble-like journey to bustling, traditional Jodhpur"
We wake up very early because our bus to Jodhpur leaves around 6:40 AM. I even set my phone alarm so carefully that I wake up naturally well before it goes off. I have time to shower and pack up to save time. That wakes Magali, who gets up and starts moving. The night before, we’d taken the time to check out and pack all our suitcases so we wouldn’t waste a second. The bus departure point in front of the agency on Gadisar Road is just a two-minute walk away, and we calmly but efficiently finish packing, wake the kids, and double-check we haven’t forgotten anything in the room. We leave feeling relaxed because we’d planned plenty of time to arrive early in case there was a problem.
We’re about to leave when I notice a missed call—brand new. I call the number back. Someone from the agency answers urgently, saying our bus is about to leave! They tell us to hurry. For a split second, I’m stunned—I don’t understand why the bus is leaving early. We’re on time; I’d checked the schedule online countless times. But I snap out of it immediately, and from that moment, everything happens in fast-forward: memories alternate between precise details and sequences blurred by the rapid succession of events. In this extreme emergency, my reptilian brain kicks in instantly and takes control. I explain the situation to Magali, who’s briefly stunned too before springing into action. I grab the two huge suitcases and the biggest backpack, Kelyandre takes the small suitcase and the rest of the backpacks, Magali carries Théo, and we race down the hotel stairs. Panic starts to set in when we see the entrance gate is locked! And our bad luck continues when we spot the two receptionists in a deep sleep—one on a bench, the other on the floor... I feel a little awkward but quickly go tap one on the shoulder. After a blank stare, he realizes he’s not dreaming anymore, and I explain that the gate is locked and our bus is about to leave. He gets up mechanically, like a robot set to fast-forward (I’ve noticed this ability many times in India, especially with night receptionists—they can sleep like babies in the most uncomfortable conditions and wake up instantly, ready to go, as if they’re always on alert in some corner of their mind). He grabs the key and opens the gate. Things are really off to a bad start... I barely have time to say thank you and goodbye before we rush down the little street toward Gadisar Road, suspended in time, thinking it’s probably too late. But loaded down like pack mules in single file, with me leading with my two 20-kilo suitcases, we’re on autopilot, keeping up the pace without questioning it. We cross Gadisar Road, braving the traffic danger—the only goal is to reach the agency across the street. No bus in sight... When we get to the other side, an employee (not the one from the day before) tells us the bus left a few minutes ago... and there isn’t another one anytime soon. We barely have time to feel desperate when a passing rikshāwālā slows down in the middle of the road at our level. With a hesitant but insistent look, he seems to be urging us to get in. Since he arrives at this crucial moment and seems to be trying to identify us, I don’t know if the agency called him specifically for us or if he’s just there by chance and was flagged down by our daring crossing. The urgency of the situation pushes that existential question out of my head—we’ll never know the answer anyway. I think the agency employee explains the situation to him in a few words, tells us to get in, and asks me to call the person from the agency who just tried to reach me. Without missing a beat, we’re already in the vehicle, which accelerates as fast as it can, swerving to avoid the various unidentified rolling or walking obstacles in our way. I hand my phone to the driver, who does his best but doesn’t seem very optimistic. With one hand, he zigzags through the morning traffic like a Formula 1 driver, and with the other, he calls the person. I understand he’s getting the bus conductor’s number. Every few seconds we’re stuck in traffic feels like an eternity and crushes our slim hopes... “Forget it, it’s over...” I mutter under my breath. He calls the bus right away. The conductor answers! I’m hanging on every word of their conversation, just like our little group is hanging on what I’m trying to translate for them. There’s noise, but I catch the gist... He’s trying to figure out where the bus is in relation to us. The conductor seems to be telling him to try to catch up but that he can’t stop to wait for us. The chase continues for a little while, and suddenly, our driver says, “It’s there!” We look ahead and spot the back of a private bus about twenty meters in front of us on the road, near the train station. It’s moving slowly but not stopping. Our incredible rikshāwālā accelerates, weaves through traffic, tries to call, and waves... Miracle: the bus stops—the driver saw us in the mirror! We get out, pull our gear from the trunk with the help of our savior, to whom I barely have time to express my deepest, most sincere gratitude, almost tearing up. He only wants 50 rupees. I give him 100, 150, or 200—I don’t even remember, whatever I can grab from my wallet in time. The conductor helps us load our suitcases into the luggage compartment and tells us to hurry and get on. We’re on the bus...
Still disoriented from the brief but intense time that’s just passed since we left the hotel room—maybe just over five minutes—we’re nevertheless happy and incredulous about our luck: we feel like we’ve been saved by a miracle. Our lucky star must have been shining on us. Where did that rickshaw driver come from? How did he manage to catch up to the bus? Whatever the reason, we’re now making our way down the crowded aisle with the conductor toward our berths in the already-moving vehicle.

Another time, another set of concerns. When we were planning the trip, I raved to Magali about India’s sleeper buses, which she found pretty dubious: how could you fit berths in a bus, and how could it be practical? I tried to describe it: “There are open berths along the aisle on the bottom and others above, kind of like cabins you can close to have some privacy. The private buses are comfortable—you feel good in them, like in a bubble!” But no matter what I said, my words didn’t quite click in her mind, which remained skeptical about choosing this option... When we reach the back of the bus, Magali looks up at the famous “cabins.” We lift Théo up to put him in one, then the backpacks. She climbs up using the little metal ladder, followed by Kelyandre. Verdict: she’s immediately won over! “I didn’t imagine it like this at all! It’s great—why don’t we have this in France??” (Seriously, why *don’t* we have this in France?) She’s surprised by how much space there is—plenty for her and the two kids. “See, I told you!” I say from my berth across from hers. The quiet in our cabins contrasts with the intense moment we’ve just lived through. I grab my phone and try to make sense of what just happened, looking for the mistake. On Redbus, there *is* another bus from the same place, but the one we’re on, which left early, isn’t listed... I start to realize that despite my experience, I made a rookie mistake. The employee who sold us the tickets the day before had assured me it was the only private bus to Jodhpur at that time, so I thought it couldn’t be any other than the one on Redbus. I took the earlier time as a meeting time rather than a departure time. Since companies sometimes arrange things based on the number of travelers, I conclude that this one chartered a bus to replace the other... except it was scheduled earlier. I should’ve anticipated these Indian surprises—I know them well... But in the end, it doesn’t matter because this new, funny experience already amuses us, and if all goes well, we’ll arrive in Jodhpur earlier than planned. You never waste time in India, and there’s always a solution: just more good memories!
As the trip continues, I check my Lonely Planet and my phone for inspiration for the next stage. We occasionally switch cabins with Kelyandre, who—less sensitive than us to the contemplation of life scenes and the evocative landscapes of the Thar Desert passing by our windows—wants to hole up a bit to pass the time with video games.

Magali still can’t get over how comfortable these sleeper buses are! Plus, she realizes that being able to adjust the window opening provides natural, customizable air conditioning, which is more pleasant than the A/C. Not everyone is as lucky as we are—most passengers are sitting on the benches below, and some are even standing, squeezed in and holding onto the berth railings. At one point, a woman in a red sari sitting below our cabin gets motion sickness and starts vomiting (a pretty common scene in India) into a bag (less common...). Magali instinctively digs into one of our bags and suggests I offer her the cleaning wipes we kept from our Vistara flight and little packets of pān masālā, that fragrant mix of digestive spice seeds and sweet balls we’d saved from our visits to the Green Park Restaurant in Jaisalmer. The woman is grateful.
The bus roughly retraces the last part of the route we took by train a few days earlier, with a short stop in Pokhran (the radioactive city), where I quickly get out to stock up on burning chāy, biscuits, samosās, and other kachauḍī. A few kilometers later, I’m moved to pass near the temple of the god Pābūjī in Kolū and the little village of Kalau, which I reached a decade ago on the roof of a minibus, wandering through desert trails and hamlets while conducting an anthropology field study—one of my best memories from my ten trips to India... Our bus doesn’t linger, and before we know it, Jodhpur is getting closer. In the town of Dechū, where we don’t have time to get out, we grab the little plastic bags held out by street vendors who crowd under our window in a cacophony of things to sell. We hastily toss a 20-rupee bill into the air before the bus starts moving again. We open the little transparent packets of dāl kachauḍī, those little Rajasthani fried flour dumplings stuffed with spicy yellow lentils, which we enjoy in the quiet of our sleeper bubble: no restaurant, no matter how famous, could ever serve us better ones than these.
The first signs of suburban life appear in the semi-desert landscape: commercial and industrial buildings, makeshift camps for poor workers building road infrastructure, before entering Jodhpur’s urban area. At 10:45 AM, the bus finishes its journey at a bus station that’s more like a big gas station—not very close to, but not too far from, the historic center.

We’ve barely taken four hours, which is less than the five announced, but we didn’t see the time pass. The trip felt like it lasted two or three hours, since these sleeper buses let you lie down in peace, doing your own thing or watching the fleeting slices of life pass by your window—teaching you more about the country than visiting a hundred museums. As soon as we get our suitcases, a group of rickshaw drivers rushes toward us.

At the sight of this mismatched foreign family, they start making crazy offers. I negotiate hard because I remember that, more than anywhere else in Rajasthan, Jodhpur’s rikshāwāle are notorious—they quote high prices and refuse to go below a certain threshold. I immediately pull out my Hindi artillery, explaining that this is my fifth time in Jodhpur and I know the real prices. Everything still happens with laughter and good humor, ending with a price slashed to 150 rupees, which isn’t bad given the city’s “expensiveness” and the few kilometers to our hotel. One of the friendly drivers takes us. We cross the main roads, and in the middle of the traffic chaos, the fleeting sight of an elephant in the middle of the road makes me turn around suddenly: “Oh! An elephant!” I haven’t taken any hallucinogens, and it’s not pink anyway... I grab my phone and stick my hand out the window to try to frame it blindly... Magali has time to see it, but the kids, not quick enough this time, miss it.

The rickshaw crosses the iconic Clock Tower Square (Ghaṇṭā Ghar), Jodhpur’s most famous market, with the imperial Mehrangarh Fort in the background, heading toward the old city’s alleys where our hotel is located. There it is—blue Jodhpur! The feeling of being in timeless India, right in the heart of Rajasthan’s second-largest city. After a few tight squeezes in the narrow alleys, forcing rickshaws and cars to back up and take detours, we arrive at the Jodhpur Heritage Haveli, where we’ve booked three nights—one of our “splurges” of the trip, at almost 5,300 rupees (49 €) per night. Yes, that’s fine, but for me, it’s almost unheard of (in India, of course). We’re welcomed by the Nepali manager and his family, whose commercial but still pleasant friendliness has taken over this authentic havelī turned charming hotel. The ground-floor courtyard is magnificent, and as is typical of a havelī, it opens up to the upper floors. After registering our passports and paying, an employee leads us to the top floor, where we discover a beautiful room with two beds, traditional decor, and—most importantly—windows with an incredible view of the fort! Magali, who has a greater appreciation for charming hotels than I do, is won over, just like Kelyandre. Wooden furniture, cozy traditional-patterned bedding, impeccable bathroom: it’s perfect. We check out the dizzying rooftop, which, like many competitors at the foot of the fort, offers a breathtaking panoramic view of the city.

For now, as with every arrival at a new stage, the priority is to freshen up and clean off the grime. And since it’s lunchtime anyway, I suggest to Magali that we go to Janta Sweet Home, a legendary institution in Jodhpur’s culinary scene—a street-food-style restaurant where I last went in 2007, during my first trip to India.
I suggest walking to soak up the city’s atmosphere. We wander through the blue alleys before emerging again at Ghaṇṭā Ghar, where Magali starts scouting for shopping. The sun is beating down. Théo walks a little but quickly asks to be carried after a few steps, still a bit wary of the traffic that doesn’t seem to follow any logic. We walk along the crowded sidewalks of Nai Sarak, a wide central avenue packed with all kinds of shops, at the end of which is our destination. Magali spots a fairly large Indian clothing store, Bhandani, whose colorful merchandise is beautifully displayed on mannequins by the roadside. A few dozen meters later, I don’t recognize the place from 2007, and Google Maps shows it on the other side of the big avenue, which we confirm. It’s now a modern building, quite different from the one I knew 17 years ago. As we walk in, the air conditioning’s coolness envelops us, reviving us. The ground floor is dedicated to takeout and sweets, so we head upstairs, where a welcoming waiter seats us at a large table with a view of Nai Sarak’s hustle and bustle. We look at the menu while the sweat stains on our clothes slowly disappear. The place’s concept is that you have to go order at a counter, leaving your name, before coming back to pick up your trays when your name is called over the microphone. The waiter is exceptionally hospitable, chatting with us, giving us advice, and making the ordering process easier. Then the “Misterrrr Maïkeul! Misterrrr Maïkeul!” calls over the microphone make everyone laugh every time my name is announced to pick up a tray, making me feel like a VIP. The menu is incredibly varied, with specialties from Jodhpur and Rajasthan, plus a plethora of snacks from northern, southern, or even globalized India, at very reasonable prices—slightly more expensive than street stands but much cheaper than the restaurants we’ve been to so far, with comparable quality... We try and share several small dishes while the amazing ice cream menu catches Kelyandre’s eye. The waiter continues to be attentive to us, as if we’re special guests, which has often been the case so far: the feeling that our family attracts the sympathy of Indians settles in my mind. Practical, comfortable, delicious, and affordable—we’re enchanted by the place. We promise to come back as we leave with slightly heavy stomachs... It’s too hard to walk back with Théo, so we take a rickshaw, which we can’t get to drop below 70 rupees (the price we’ll always pay, more or less, for a short city ride after initial offers of 100 or 150 rupees), while a little beggar tugs at our hands, repeating “chapātī, chapātī, chapātī...”. In ten minutes, we’re back at our havelī for our traditional afternoon nap.