Off to explore Egypt!
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SO Solene40 Globetrotter ·
Well, I thought the Nile stroll was the highlight of your trip, but no way! Those hot-air balloons over Luxor are absolutely stunning—wowwwww! 😲 I can't get enough of your epic stops! 😂
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Well! I was thinking the Nile stroll was the highlight of your trip, but no way! Those hot-air balloons in Luxor were absolutely stunning, wowwwww! 🤩 I can't handle your insane stops anymore 😂

Hey Christelle! I’d already done the Nile the classic way and didn’t want to relive the same experience. No regrets at all because this mode of transport was awesome! And I’ll say it again—Egypt, even in the most touristy areas, can be experienced without the crowds if you plan it right... See ya, Franck
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
February 21 - Day 13

After yesterday’s amazing day and a few snores later—oops—the alarm goes off again at five in the morning! Ouch, probably forgot to turn it off last night, right?... Nope! Because this morning, we want to enjoy the must-see spot around here without the usual crowds clinging to its neck: the Valley of the Kings! The holy of holies, the eternal resting place of pharaohs from Thutmose I to Ramses XI. Well, "eternal" might be a stretch! Let’s just say "eternal until modern humans showed up and woke the mummies to move them—without their consent—to a museum in Cairo!"

The mummies were politely asked to leave because the rent had become too expensive, given the price of entry tickets. The basic ticket only gives you access to three tombs, so you’ve got to choose wisely from the ones they deign to open each day. And if you want a little extra with a guest-star tomb, better take out a loan before you go! For example, fifty euros per person just for the tomb of Seti I! Thirty-five for Tutankhamun! Yeah, super pricey, as you’d say!



Anyway, we decided on the tombs of Ramses IV, Ramses IX, and Ramses III, with a "reasonable" extra for Ramses VI’s tomb. Already, our sacrifice of sleep at the hotel of the sun god Ra is paying off since we’re alone when we arrive at this Egyptian Père Lachaise. Then, well, it’s like losing my virginity—but for the eyes—with these grand tombs of Ramses. Though Ramses IX’s tomb was our chocolate liqueur: when it dribbles in your mouth after sucking on a melting hazelnut ganache, you’re a bit disappointed and pull a face!

















BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Day 13 (continued)

For the next part of the adventure, while buses pile up in the parking lots of well-known sites, we optimize our rented transport for the day by discovering the surrounding countryside on the backs of our bicycles! We alternate between bumpy paths through fields, dusty city trails, and dirt tracks in villages. Yes, in Egypt, the word "road" is actually pretty rare in the local dictionary... On the other hand, "welcome" is something they know well—it echoes in our ears as we pass by. Though that "welcome" often turns into "one dollar" in the local teens' lingo! Definitely a generational etymological evolution...









Along a lonely country road, while looking for a shortcut that was never found, we’re stopped by an elderly woman who’s as smiley as the few teeth she has left: "Tea in my house or a curse!" One of my travel principles is to never refuse a local’s invitation, so we gladly choose the tea! Despite the house’s dilapidated and impoverished state, we’re treated like royalty by the whole family. Between chickens in the bedrooms and a cow in the dining room, we sip tea and try to chat as best we can via Google Translate. It’s a friendly moment, but let’s not forget we’re in Egypt! That means, despite the smiles and generosity, a small tip is still expected on our way out...



Come on, no sexist discrimination here! The kings had the honor of our courteous visit this morning, and the queens will get just as much attention on this warm winter afternoon! A few more pedal strokes north, and we’re there! Here too, the site is almost privatized for us, so we enjoy three tombs, the most beautiful of which is—without a doubt—Amon Her Khepeshef’s. The Valley of the Kings, the Valley of the Queens, encounters, biking... not to mention our traditional hawawshis for dinner... Not bad at all, this day of wandering in Egypt, right?









ZI Zinzolin Regular ·
This travel journal is amazing! It’s such a pleasant read, and it’s perfect timing for us since we’re planning our vacation in Egypt (with our 10- and 12-year-old kids). It’s my main source of inspiration, and I can’t wait to read what comes next.
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
This travel journal is amazing! Really enjoyable to read—it’s perfect timing for us since we’re planning our vacation in Egypt (with our 10- and 12-year-old kids). It’s my main source of inspiration, and I can’t wait to see what comes next.

The end is near, but it’ll be published soon (before I leave for new adventures this Friday)! Thanks for the comment!
AT Attila Globetrotter ·
I also thought about renting a bike to explore the west bank, but I'm hopeless on a bike... How many kilometers did you cover roughly? Is it flat?
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
I’d also thought about renting a bike to visit the west bank, but I’m hopeless on a bike... How many kilometers did you cover roughly? Is it flat?

Yeah, it’s completely flat, and over the day we didn’t do more than twenty kilometers. But it was amazing—we didn’t run into a single other tourist...
AT Attila Globetrotter ·
Now we just need to find the trick to avoid sore bums! 😉
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Now we just need to find the trick to avoid sore buns! 😉

Don’t use a saddle!
MU Muriel18 Globetrotter ·
Visit sites very early or late to avoid the bus crowds, okay... but what time do the sites actually open (you mentioned getting up at 5am)?
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Visit sites very early or late to avoid the bus crowds, okay... but what time do the sites actually open (you mentioned getting up at 5am)?

Hi Muriel, What's great about Egypt is that it opens early. For example, the Karnak Temple opens at 6 AM!
AT Attila Globetrotter ·
Uhhh, padded shorts? Or else a veal cutlet under each sit bone...😄
MU Muriel18 Globetrotter ·
True, it's early! But it helps you avoid the crowds (and, depending on the season, the heat).

Otherwise, with all those little tickets handed out at every street corner, roughly how much does the total add up to?
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
True, it’s early! But it does help you avoid the crowds (and, depending on the season, the heat).

Otherwise, with all those little tips handed out at every street corner, what’s the total envelope roughly?

The total envelope stays "manageable"... but it’s more the constant solicitations and the way money is handled that can be annoying. That’s another reason we did our sightseeing as early as possible. Besides avoiding the crowds still asleep, the touts are also still snoozing 😎
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Uhhh, cycling shorts? Or a veal escalope under each sit bone...

I thought the hardest part would be getting our two teens to "move," but not even... And they loved it!
AT Attila Globetrotter ·
Yeah, it's usually really nice to get around on your own, wind in your hair. 🙂

For those who are pretty much physically unfit for biking, have you seen any scooter rental places?
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Yeah, it's usually nice to get around under your own steam, wind in your hair. 🙂

For people who are pretty much physically unfit for biking, did you see any scooter rentals?

Yes, I did see some!
AT Attila Globetrotter ·
Perfect if the first day of cycling wears out the pedallers!😛
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
February 22 - Day 14

After yesterday's exceptional day and a few snores later—oops—the alarm goes off again at five in the morning! Wait... Am I dreaming, or is this the same intro as yesterday? Nope, you're not dreaming, and it's not Groundhog Day! It's just that for the third day in a row, we're hitting the road at an ungodly hour! This time, ladies and gentlemen, it's none other than Egypt's largest temple on the early-morning agenda—and in great spirits! And if that doesn't impress you, I'll even go so far as to say this temple is the second-largest in the world after Angkor Wat in Cambodia. Yes, yes, *of the world*! Ladies and gentlemen, the Temple of Karnak!



A quick negotiation for a boat crossing to the east bank, and we're teleported into the Avenue of Sphinxes, which provides a stylish entrance to the temple. This impressive avenue, stretching over three kilometers, connects Karnak to the Temple of Amun in Luxor and is lined with sculptures of—you guessed it—sphinxes. Makes sense.





When we talk about the Temple of Karnak, they’re lying to you—they’re holding out! Because back in the day, pharaohs took turns expanding the original structure, each adding their own stone to the building, their personal touch, creating a heterogeneous patchwork of temples crammed together. So, you have to pass through several monumental gates, each time discovering a new blockbuster-movie-worthy setting. The centerpiece is the great hypostyle hall, which makes your head spin when you step inside—its sheer scale is mind-blowing! 5,000 square meters, 134 columns 24 meters high and 10 meters in circumference, arranged in 16 rows. The rest of the site is massive in size, but let’s be honest, most of the temples are like a giant Lego set scattered on the ground, with everything left to do... or rather, redo.











A quick note about the one dedicated to Khonsu, which is worth its weight in solitary wandering. Solitary because, as you’ve gathered, waking up early once again pays off—only the site’s ghosts and a few guards with sleep still in their eyes kept us company for two hours.



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