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Retour de croisière à bord du Coral
Bonjour a tous,
Depuis hier je suis de retour d'une belle croisiere Iberique a bord du Coral, personne ne semblait connaitre ce bateau qui bien qu'assez ancien, est tres bien entretenu, les cabines sont spacieuses celle que j'avais devais faire environ 12M2, les salons retros sont confortables, les animations et les spectacles tres attractifs. Je n'ai eu qu'un regret c'est le souper le soir a 21H qui pour moi etait trop tardif, ne pouvant ensuite profiter des distractions et spectacles jusqu'a la fin car le ledemain les excursions debutaient de bonne heure vers 8H. Autrement rapport qualité prix rien a redire, la nourriture y est copieuse et bonne, petit dejeuner (tres copieux et varié, dejeuner, the avec gateaux et sandwiches et souper) le personnel est tres gentil, les annonces sont toutes faites en anglais, francais, allemand, italien, espagnol. Il s'agissait de ma premiere croisiere et je ne suis en rien decue, si bien que je suis a la recherche d'une autre croisiere pour septembre octobre. - Amitiés a tous - desbell83
ps- je tiens egalement a preciser l'ambiance tres conviviale qui régne sur ce bateau.
Depuis hier je suis de retour d'une belle croisiere Iberique a bord du Coral, personne ne semblait connaitre ce bateau qui bien qu'assez ancien, est tres bien entretenu, les cabines sont spacieuses celle que j'avais devais faire environ 12M2, les salons retros sont confortables, les animations et les spectacles tres attractifs. Je n'ai eu qu'un regret c'est le souper le soir a 21H qui pour moi etait trop tardif, ne pouvant ensuite profiter des distractions et spectacles jusqu'a la fin car le ledemain les excursions debutaient de bonne heure vers 8H. Autrement rapport qualité prix rien a redire, la nourriture y est copieuse et bonne, petit dejeuner (tres copieux et varié, dejeuner, the avec gateaux et sandwiches et souper) le personnel est tres gentil, les annonces sont toutes faites en anglais, francais, allemand, italien, espagnol. Il s'agissait de ma premiere croisiere et je ne suis en rien decue, si bien que je suis a la recherche d'une autre croisiere pour septembre octobre. - Amitiés a tous - desbell83
ps- je tiens egalement a preciser l'ambiance tres conviviale qui régne sur ce bateau.
Hôtel Azzurro Club de Cabarete
bonjour je cherche des photos et des details sur l'azzurro beach/ estrella de cabarete. connaissez vous le nom de l'hotel de sosua fait parti de l'all inclusive. peut on dej et diner aussi a l'hotel de sosua, est il directement sur la plage pour pouvoir se baigner dans une eau plus calmequ'à cabarete ?merci d'avance😉
Conseils pour l'Andalousie en Espagne
Bonjour,
je prévois de partir cette année en mai en andalousie, et le programme est Lyon/Valence le premier jour, repos dans un hotel IBIS proche de l'autoroute (je n'ai pas trouvé de motel sur l'autoroute sur le net), une semaine dans un gite rural à quelques km de Grenade, une semaine dans un appartement à Seville (avec garage), puis une semaine à Cordoue (où je cherche encore un hébergement, si vous avez des adresses, je prends) et il reste éventuellement une semaine à passer je ne sais où, puis retour via l'IBIS de Valence.
avez vous des remarques, des tuyaux, des propositions, pour l'instant rien n'est figé ni réservé, mais cela ne saurait tarder (nous ne sommes que 2 avc notre voiture)
je prévois de partir cette année en mai en andalousie, et le programme est Lyon/Valence le premier jour, repos dans un hotel IBIS proche de l'autoroute (je n'ai pas trouvé de motel sur l'autoroute sur le net), une semaine dans un gite rural à quelques km de Grenade, une semaine dans un appartement à Seville (avec garage), puis une semaine à Cordoue (où je cherche encore un hébergement, si vous avez des adresses, je prends) et il reste éventuellement une semaine à passer je ne sais où, puis retour via l'IBIS de Valence.
avez vous des remarques, des tuyaux, des propositions, pour l'instant rien n'est figé ni réservé, mais cela ne saurait tarder (nous ne sommes que 2 avc notre voiture)
Différence économique entre le nord et le sud
lors de différent voyage, j'ai pu remarquer qu'il existe une différence importante, au niveau monétaire, entre le nord et le sud. Le fait d'avoir tout cet argent n'amène pas forcément ce bonheur, je dirais meme que ces pays riches perdent leurs cultures au profit de l'enrichissement matériel. combien de fois, avons nous pu croiser des personnes sans argent prete à vous aider au maximum, cette gentillesse et ce respect qu'elle nous porte; ce que l'on ne trouve pas chez tout les touristes qui aiment voir la misère inconsciemment. dans quel but? se satisfaire? continuer le cheminement imposé par les médias télévisuels? tout cela me dégoute et me fait surtout peur pour le futur! JE suis pt etre trop naïf ou utopique mais je reve d'un monde on tout le monde est les meme chance et que l'on ne sacrifie pas l'homme pour la marchandise ou pire pour une économie de marché généralisée ou tous se ressemble. donc je voudrais dire à tous ces pays qui ruinent etprofitent (européen et etats unis) de la misère de l'afrique et de l'amérique central et du sud, laissez les vivre leurs vies et laissez leur leur chance
Le voyage peut -il nous rendre gaga..?
😉, salut a tous et a toutes, voila pres de cinq mois que je trimballe mes fesses sur le continent sud americain. argentine, bolivie, chili et dans peu de temps le perou. certes durant mon voyage certains paysages, images, scenes de la vie courante, m'ont eblouie, stupefait, interpeller, puis d'autres ne m'ont fait ni chaud ni froid. la ou je suis souvent surpris et pour l'avoir vecu plus d'une fois, c'est lorque je vois des touristes s'emmerveiller ou s'etonner d'un rien, juste dirait on pour satisfaire peut etre une deception qu'ils n'osent s'avouer. la semaine derniere, j'ai fait une excursion d'un jour, je ne precise pas ou afin d'eviter tout malentendu, les paysages qui defilaient devant nous, bien que jolies n'etaient du reste pas plus extraordinaire que ca. pour ceux ou celles qui auraient parcouru un peu soit il la france, nous y trouvons la aussi de tres tres beau paysages, sans vouloir etre chauvain. soudainement, un troupeau de chevres sur le bas cote de la route, une chevre comme celle de mr seguin, vous voyez. quel fut ma surprise lorsque deux touristes ( de chez nous bien sur ), demanderent au chauffeur de s'arreter pour prendre en photos des chevres. ils etaient tout retourne, stupefait, bref des gogols. je ne voudrai pas etre de mauvaise fois, mais tout de meme qui n'a jamais vu au moins une fois dans sa vie une chevre ou un mouton ou que sais je encore. je pense que celui ou celle qui se paye un voyage aussi loin ne sont probablement pas de ceux qui non seulement ne peuvent se faire ce plaisir mais qui de surcroit se voit dans l'impossibilite de quitter leurs banlieux ne serait ce que pour faire un saut dans notre bonne campagne. je dois dire que cela me laisse perplexe comme les autres touristes chiliens qui etaient la du reste, encore une bonne raison de se moquer de nos bons francais.
italie du sud
bonsoir à tous,
je cherche des témoignages de vacances en italie du sud, connaissez-vous la ville d'agropoli en dessous de naples?
il paraît qu'à naples c'est difficile de circuler, est ce aussi difficile qu'à paris
cherche des endroits pastrop touristiques dans tous les cas, des villages de pêcheurs, des bourgs en campagne authentiques.
j'attends tous vos témoignages.
lili et pascal
je cherche des témoignages de vacances en italie du sud, connaissez-vous la ville d'agropoli en dessous de naples?
il paraît qu'à naples c'est difficile de circuler, est ce aussi difficile qu'à paris
cherche des endroits pastrop touristiques dans tous les cas, des villages de pêcheurs, des bourgs en campagne authentiques.
j'attends tous vos témoignages.
lili et pascal
Voyager en Europe en janvier
Bonjour, je suis nouveau et j'aimerais savoir qqchose.
Moi et ma copine on veut partir en europe en janvier prochain pour 3 semaines, on est de bonne heure!!!! et j'aimerais savoir quel endroit est mieux en terme de température et si en janvier les endroits touristiques sont fermées.
On avait penser faire irlande, écosse et angleterre. Ou barcelone, cöte d'azur et nord de l'italie.
Est-ce des bons choix??
Merci d'avance, vos réponse méclaireront.
Moi et ma copine on veut partir en europe en janvier prochain pour 3 semaines, on est de bonne heure!!!! et j'aimerais savoir quel endroit est mieux en terme de température et si en janvier les endroits touristiques sont fermées.
On avait penser faire irlande, écosse et angleterre. Ou barcelone, cöte d'azur et nord de l'italie.
Est-ce des bons choix??
Merci d'avance, vos réponse méclaireront.
Article sur le pseudo humanitaire
Bonjour
Ce poste va déranger, j'en suis sûr ... Je ne suis pas le créateur de l'article et je l'ai trouvé sur un autre site internet de voyage (ouais, je sais, j'ai fait une infidélité à VF)...
Un article du journal "La Croix":
"La truelle et le crayon" par Odon Vallet
Avec l’été voici le retour des voyages humanitaires, versions ethnologiques des safaris photos. En un mois, des jeunes croient pouvoir découvrir et secourir des populations inconnues et des civilisations ignorées. Ils vont aider des gens dont ils ne parlent pas la langue et méconnaissent les mœurs. Les résultats sont consternants. Tel groupe d’étudiants construit une école au Vietnam alors que pas un ne sait manier la truelle : les murs ne tiennent pas debout. Tel autre va lutter contre le sida en Afrique avec des affichettes représentant des phallus géants : il scandalise la population. Tel autre encore fait du soutien scolaire au Togo pendant les vacances d’été : les lycéens togolais étant aux champs pour gagner un peu d’argent, les tuteurs français ne soutiennent pas grand monde. Et avec le prix d’un seul billet d’avion aller retour Paris – Lomé, on peut faire vivre quatre élèves africains pendant un an. Certains de ces jeunes amènent du matériel scolaire inutile ou mal adapté qu’il aurait été moins coûteux d’acheter sur place. D’autres offrent des cédéroms à des écoles qui n’ont même pas l’électricité. Voici trente ans, un ministre français voulait sauver l’Afrique en parachutant des ordinateurs dans la brousse. Mais des petits écoliers africains n’ont toujours pas de quoi acheter des cahiers et des crayons au bazar du coin. Les organismes sérieux, comme la Délégation catholique à la coopération, se méfient de cette charité estivale et proposent aux jeunes de vraies missions d’un ou deux ans précédés d’une solide formation. Nombre de congrégations religieuses assaillies de demandes aussi brouillonnes que généreuses, ne savent plus quoi répondre. Il serait dommage de décevoir l’altruisme des jeunes, mais il serait tout aussi regrettable de gaspiller leurs ardeurs par des efforts inutiles et de dilapider leur enthousiasme par des gestes inefficaces. Il faudra donc inventer de nouvelles formes de solidarité conciliant spiritualité, générosité, efficacité. Ce sera long et difficile si l’on en juge par le déclin de la persévérance et la montée de l’éphémère. Il y a cent ans, un missionnaire partait pour sa vie entière dans une contrée où l’attendait sa tombe. Il y a vingt ans, un coopérant partait vers un pays où il enseignait durant deux années scolaires. Aujourd’hui des étudiants partent pour un mois, soit la moitié de leurs vacances. Il faudra renverser la vapeur en se souvenant qu’un mois, c’était la durée d’un Paris – Saigon à l’époque des steamers et d’un Paris – Dakar au temps des marines à voiles."
Inutile de vous dire que je suis d'accord avec l'article ...
Philo
Ce poste va déranger, j'en suis sûr ... Je ne suis pas le créateur de l'article et je l'ai trouvé sur un autre site internet de voyage (ouais, je sais, j'ai fait une infidélité à VF)...
Un article du journal "La Croix":
"La truelle et le crayon" par Odon Vallet
Avec l’été voici le retour des voyages humanitaires, versions ethnologiques des safaris photos. En un mois, des jeunes croient pouvoir découvrir et secourir des populations inconnues et des civilisations ignorées. Ils vont aider des gens dont ils ne parlent pas la langue et méconnaissent les mœurs. Les résultats sont consternants. Tel groupe d’étudiants construit une école au Vietnam alors que pas un ne sait manier la truelle : les murs ne tiennent pas debout. Tel autre va lutter contre le sida en Afrique avec des affichettes représentant des phallus géants : il scandalise la population. Tel autre encore fait du soutien scolaire au Togo pendant les vacances d’été : les lycéens togolais étant aux champs pour gagner un peu d’argent, les tuteurs français ne soutiennent pas grand monde. Et avec le prix d’un seul billet d’avion aller retour Paris – Lomé, on peut faire vivre quatre élèves africains pendant un an. Certains de ces jeunes amènent du matériel scolaire inutile ou mal adapté qu’il aurait été moins coûteux d’acheter sur place. D’autres offrent des cédéroms à des écoles qui n’ont même pas l’électricité. Voici trente ans, un ministre français voulait sauver l’Afrique en parachutant des ordinateurs dans la brousse. Mais des petits écoliers africains n’ont toujours pas de quoi acheter des cahiers et des crayons au bazar du coin. Les organismes sérieux, comme la Délégation catholique à la coopération, se méfient de cette charité estivale et proposent aux jeunes de vraies missions d’un ou deux ans précédés d’une solide formation. Nombre de congrégations religieuses assaillies de demandes aussi brouillonnes que généreuses, ne savent plus quoi répondre. Il serait dommage de décevoir l’altruisme des jeunes, mais il serait tout aussi regrettable de gaspiller leurs ardeurs par des efforts inutiles et de dilapider leur enthousiasme par des gestes inefficaces. Il faudra donc inventer de nouvelles formes de solidarité conciliant spiritualité, générosité, efficacité. Ce sera long et difficile si l’on en juge par le déclin de la persévérance et la montée de l’éphémère. Il y a cent ans, un missionnaire partait pour sa vie entière dans une contrée où l’attendait sa tombe. Il y a vingt ans, un coopérant partait vers un pays où il enseignait durant deux années scolaires. Aujourd’hui des étudiants partent pour un mois, soit la moitié de leurs vacances. Il faudra renverser la vapeur en se souvenant qu’un mois, c’était la durée d’un Paris – Saigon à l’époque des steamers et d’un Paris – Dakar au temps des marines à voiles."
Inutile de vous dire que je suis d'accord avec l'article ...
Philo
Peut-il y avoir un tourisme « intelligent » dans les pays pauvres?
Beaucoup de touristes donnent des chewing-gums bonbons ou autres sucreries aux enfants or ils n’ont pas de brosse à dents, de plus cela les transforme en mendiants.
En mars 2003, lors de ma 2ème mission humanitaire en Mauritanie c’est dans un village sur le passage des touristes se rendant à Tergit que j’ai vu le plus d’enfants avec des caries, 2 à 3 fois plus que dans les oasis isolées ! C’est là aussi qu’on a vu le plus de mains tendues… Personne n’y a voulu de nos cours de jardinage ni de ceux d’hygiène, par contre ils voulaient bien se faire soigner par les 2 dentistes et les 2 infirmières, ou que nous leur donnions de l’argent ce que l’on ne fait JAMAIS.
Autre problème lié aux touristes : les stylos, ce sont des bouts de plastique qui finiront dans le désert ! A la rigueur des crayons à papier ou de couleur (bois= biodégradable), mais remettez les à un enseignant qui les donnera aux élèves les plus nécessiteux, tjs pour ne pas les inciter à mendier.
Donner du savon c’est une bonne idée, mais il faut se limiter au savon type « de Marseille », afin de ne pas créer un besoin inutile avec des savonnettes parfumées… On peut en acheter sur place, et garder la place en fret pour des médicaments... que l’on pourra remettre sur place à un dispensaire.
Pensez-vous qu’un jour nous puissions passer dans des lieux pauvres et touristiques sans être suivi par des enfants répétant « cadeaux, bonbons, stylos » ? Votre expérience m’intéresse.
Anne l’Ardéchoise webmestre de l’association «Liberté par les Chamelles ».
Autre problème lié aux touristes : les stylos, ce sont des bouts de plastique qui finiront dans le désert ! A la rigueur des crayons à papier ou de couleur (bois= biodégradable), mais remettez les à un enseignant qui les donnera aux élèves les plus nécessiteux, tjs pour ne pas les inciter à mendier.
Donner du savon c’est une bonne idée, mais il faut se limiter au savon type « de Marseille », afin de ne pas créer un besoin inutile avec des savonnettes parfumées… On peut en acheter sur place, et garder la place en fret pour des médicaments... que l’on pourra remettre sur place à un dispensaire.
Pensez-vous qu’un jour nous puissions passer dans des lieux pauvres et touristiques sans être suivi par des enfants répétant « cadeaux, bonbons, stylos » ? Votre expérience m’intéresse.
Anne l’Ardéchoise webmestre de l’association «Liberté par les Chamelles ».
Recommended itinerary for an 11-day road trip from Quebec City?
hi everyone,
my flight’s all booked (Sept 19–Oct 4), with 1.5 days in Montreal + 1.5 days in Quebec City...
then I’ve got 11 days starting from Quebec City for a road trip—what route do you recommend?
(I’ve seen these stops come up a lot: Parc Omega, Charlevoix, Tadoussac, Bas-Saint-Laurent, Saguenay, Parc de la Gaspésie, Parc Forillon, Mauricie...)
The idea is no more than 2–3 hours of driving per day on average.
I’m traveling solo :-( (if you’re in the area around the same dates, hit me up!)
45 years old, I love sports (so I’m hoping to do hikes, kayaking, and other activities, see whales...discover beautiful landscapes). I’m not sure if there are any events in the area during those dates, but I’d also like to meet some people...
Thanks in advance for your tips!
Storm in the Canary Islands
15 days across Gran Canaria, El Hierro, and a dash of Tenerife under the storm Thérèse!
The planned itinerary will be slightly disrupted...
(The version without discussions is here)
The planned itinerary will be slightly disrupted...
(The version without discussions is here)
A Bold Combo: Southern Peru, Bolivia, and Northern Chile
Hello everyone,
For our latest 3-week family trip (yes, the kids are growing up, and two of them are about to enter the working world), we’re heading to South America! For our first time on this continent, I had planned a classic 3-week loop in Peru.
But since we won’t be returning to this part of the world anytime soon, I thought: why not follow in the footsteps of Franck, aka Bibouns51, who, in 18 days, didn’t just stick to Peru but also added two of the planet’s most stunning landscapes to his itinerary... the Salar de Uyuni in Bolivia and its neighbor, the fabulous Atacama Desert in northern Chile !!
So, I set about the tricky task of limiting the regions we’d visit in Peru to those we considered must-sees, to avoid rushing too much. The visit schedules were optimized, including several comfortable overnight buses that have the huge advantage of letting us hop between regions.
So, we’re off on a somewhat adventurous trip with three domestic flights (two on the first day and one on the last), two overnight buses for quick hops, several car rentals, the services of a few drivers to make the trip more comfortable, and even a tour operator for crossing the Salar...
Our main concern is altitude sickness, and we’re bringing Diamox, aspirin, etc., just in case.
Our second worry before departure was not even getting off the ground... Yes, for once, we’re leaving from France—Marseille, to be exact. The week before our departure, with the surprise air traffic controllers’ strike, I remembered why we usually prefer to leave from abroad, like Turin or Barcelona... In the end, it wasn’t the air traffic controllers who made us nervous but the early July wildfires that paralyzed the airport a few days before our departure. Fortunately, the fires were quickly brought under control, and on the big day, everything was smooth sailing!
Detailed itinerary (which changed on Day 1 due to departure hiccups): Day 0: Flight Marseille - Madrid - Lima PERU Theoretical and abandoned Day 1: Flight Lima - Cuzco and visit Cuzco (Puka Pukara, Tambomachay, Cristo Blanco Observatory, Sacsayhuaman sunset) - Night in Cuzco Day 2: Taxi -> Chinchero - Moray - Maras Salt Mines - Ollantaytambo - Train to Aguas Calientes Day 3: Machu Picchu - Return train to Ollantaytambo Day 4: 2-day taxi -> Pisac - Tipon - Andahuaylillas - Huaro - Night in San Pedro Day 5: Palcoyo - Checacupe - Vinicunca - Return and night in Cuzco Day 6: Day in Cuzco (catch-up on Sacsayhuaman, San Blas district, Temple of the Sun) - Overnight bus to Arequipa Day 7: Rental car -> On the road to Colca Canyon, night in Cabanaconde Day 8: Descent to the bottom of Colca Canyon, night at Oasis Sangalle Day 9: Ascent from the canyon - Maca - Chivay - Return and night in Arequipa Day 10: Visit Arequipa (Santa Catalina Convent, La Recoleta Church and Monastery, La Compañía Church, Cathedral) - Overnight bus to Puno Day 11: Lake Titicaca - Night in Puno BOLIVIA Day 12: Shared taxi -> Road to La Paz, visit downtown La Paz - Night 1 in La Paz Day 13: Moon Valley and Las Animas Valley - Night 2 in La Paz Day 14: Day in La Paz - Night 3 in La Paz Day 15: Flight to Uyuni - Day 1 of Salar de Uyuni tour - Night at the edge of the Salar Day 16: Crossing the Lipez region and lagoons - Night near Laguna Colorada Day 17: Sol de Mañana CHILE Day 17 cont.: Pre-booked transfer to SPDA - 4x4 rental - Pukara de Quitor - Stargazing tour - Night 1 in SPDA Day 18: Death Valley and Moon Valley - Night 2 in SPDA Day 19: Miscanti and Miniques Lagoons, Salar de Aguas Calientes and its Piedra Roja, Tebenquiche Lagoon and Quebrada del Diablo - Night 3 in SPDA Day 20: Rainbow Valley and swim in the Puritama River - Night 4 in SPDA Day 21: Tebenquiche Lagoon - Bus to Calama - Flight to Santiago Day 22: Return Santiago - Madrid - Marseille
Day 0 - 11/07: Destination Lima
Our first flight from Marseille went smoothly to our Iberia layover in Madrid.
In Madrid, just after getting off the plane around 8 PM, and as we were walking through the terminal, we got a rude awakening!!
We saw the word "Cancelled" next to our flight number on the display boards. Thinking it must be a glitch, we checked another screen, but the system was stubborn, and the same dreaded word appeared !
So, we headed to the Iberia counter, where an agent confirmed that our Friday evening flight was canceled and rescheduled for the next morning. The reason? A breakdown and no replacement plane, even though we were in Madrid, Iberia’s home base!
To make matters worse, I remembered our super-tight schedule, planned to the minute, with no buffer day in Lima. Since I’m a bit phobic of megacities and hadn’t found anything appealing in the Peruvian capital in our guidebooks, we’d planned to leave Lima as soon as possible for Cusco, the heart of the Sacred Valley, to spend our first day there.
Bad idea, because we already knew the 4-hour buffer wouldn’t be enough, and we’d miss the domestic flight, which was, of course, non-refundable and non-changeable. So, we had to call LATAM from Madrid to find another flight for Saturday evening and negotiate a rate to recover some of our initial outlay.
After an hour on the phone with customer service, several endless holds, and three failed attempts to dictate our credit card number over the phone to a Spaniard speaking English with a thick accent, we finally managed to confirm the transaction, securing our new flight tickets for a moderate extra cost of just 150 € total.
At first, we were pretty bummed about losing a day and incurring extra fees to reschedule the domestic flight, but then, when we learned from an Iberia customer service rep that we’d receive the max compensation of 600 € per traveler, we even ended up grinning... because 3000 € in refunds for only losing the first day in Cusco? We’d sign up for that 10 times over!!
Iberia then took care of us, putting us up in a hotel where we had dinner before a short 5-hour night and an early morning departure. I took the opportunity to improvise a quick day of sightseeing in Lima, focusing on the Barranco and Miraflores districts.
For our latest 3-week family trip (yes, the kids are growing up, and two of them are about to enter the working world), we’re heading to South America! For our first time on this continent, I had planned a classic 3-week loop in Peru.
But since we won’t be returning to this part of the world anytime soon, I thought: why not follow in the footsteps of Franck, aka Bibouns51, who, in 18 days, didn’t just stick to Peru but also added two of the planet’s most stunning landscapes to his itinerary... the Salar de Uyuni in Bolivia and its neighbor, the fabulous Atacama Desert in northern Chile !!
So, I set about the tricky task of limiting the regions we’d visit in Peru to those we considered must-sees, to avoid rushing too much. The visit schedules were optimized, including several comfortable overnight buses that have the huge advantage of letting us hop between regions.
So, we’re off on a somewhat adventurous trip with three domestic flights (two on the first day and one on the last), two overnight buses for quick hops, several car rentals, the services of a few drivers to make the trip more comfortable, and even a tour operator for crossing the Salar...
Our main concern is altitude sickness, and we’re bringing Diamox, aspirin, etc., just in case.
Our second worry before departure was not even getting off the ground... Yes, for once, we’re leaving from France—Marseille, to be exact. The week before our departure, with the surprise air traffic controllers’ strike, I remembered why we usually prefer to leave from abroad, like Turin or Barcelona... In the end, it wasn’t the air traffic controllers who made us nervous but the early July wildfires that paralyzed the airport a few days before our departure. Fortunately, the fires were quickly brought under control, and on the big day, everything was smooth sailing!
Detailed itinerary (which changed on Day 1 due to departure hiccups): Day 0: Flight Marseille - Madrid - Lima PERU Theoretical and abandoned Day 1: Flight Lima - Cuzco and visit Cuzco (Puka Pukara, Tambomachay, Cristo Blanco Observatory, Sacsayhuaman sunset) - Night in Cuzco Day 2: Taxi -> Chinchero - Moray - Maras Salt Mines - Ollantaytambo - Train to Aguas Calientes Day 3: Machu Picchu - Return train to Ollantaytambo Day 4: 2-day taxi -> Pisac - Tipon - Andahuaylillas - Huaro - Night in San Pedro Day 5: Palcoyo - Checacupe - Vinicunca - Return and night in Cuzco Day 6: Day in Cuzco (catch-up on Sacsayhuaman, San Blas district, Temple of the Sun) - Overnight bus to Arequipa Day 7: Rental car -> On the road to Colca Canyon, night in Cabanaconde Day 8: Descent to the bottom of Colca Canyon, night at Oasis Sangalle Day 9: Ascent from the canyon - Maca - Chivay - Return and night in Arequipa Day 10: Visit Arequipa (Santa Catalina Convent, La Recoleta Church and Monastery, La Compañía Church, Cathedral) - Overnight bus to Puno Day 11: Lake Titicaca - Night in Puno BOLIVIA Day 12: Shared taxi -> Road to La Paz, visit downtown La Paz - Night 1 in La Paz Day 13: Moon Valley and Las Animas Valley - Night 2 in La Paz Day 14: Day in La Paz - Night 3 in La Paz Day 15: Flight to Uyuni - Day 1 of Salar de Uyuni tour - Night at the edge of the Salar Day 16: Crossing the Lipez region and lagoons - Night near Laguna Colorada Day 17: Sol de Mañana CHILE Day 17 cont.: Pre-booked transfer to SPDA - 4x4 rental - Pukara de Quitor - Stargazing tour - Night 1 in SPDA Day 18: Death Valley and Moon Valley - Night 2 in SPDA Day 19: Miscanti and Miniques Lagoons, Salar de Aguas Calientes and its Piedra Roja, Tebenquiche Lagoon and Quebrada del Diablo - Night 3 in SPDA Day 20: Rainbow Valley and swim in the Puritama River - Night 4 in SPDA Day 21: Tebenquiche Lagoon - Bus to Calama - Flight to Santiago Day 22: Return Santiago - Madrid - Marseille
Day 0 - 11/07: Destination Lima
Our first flight from Marseille went smoothly to our Iberia layover in Madrid.
In Madrid, just after getting off the plane around 8 PM, and as we were walking through the terminal, we got a rude awakening!!
We saw the word "Cancelled" next to our flight number on the display boards. Thinking it must be a glitch, we checked another screen, but the system was stubborn, and the same dreaded word appeared !
So, we headed to the Iberia counter, where an agent confirmed that our Friday evening flight was canceled and rescheduled for the next morning. The reason? A breakdown and no replacement plane, even though we were in Madrid, Iberia’s home base!
To make matters worse, I remembered our super-tight schedule, planned to the minute, with no buffer day in Lima. Since I’m a bit phobic of megacities and hadn’t found anything appealing in the Peruvian capital in our guidebooks, we’d planned to leave Lima as soon as possible for Cusco, the heart of the Sacred Valley, to spend our first day there.
Bad idea, because we already knew the 4-hour buffer wouldn’t be enough, and we’d miss the domestic flight, which was, of course, non-refundable and non-changeable. So, we had to call LATAM from Madrid to find another flight for Saturday evening and negotiate a rate to recover some of our initial outlay.
After an hour on the phone with customer service, several endless holds, and three failed attempts to dictate our credit card number over the phone to a Spaniard speaking English with a thick accent, we finally managed to confirm the transaction, securing our new flight tickets for a moderate extra cost of just 150 € total.
At first, we were pretty bummed about losing a day and incurring extra fees to reschedule the domestic flight, but then, when we learned from an Iberia customer service rep that we’d receive the max compensation of 600 € per traveler, we even ended up grinning... because 3000 € in refunds for only losing the first day in Cusco? We’d sign up for that 10 times over!!
Iberia then took care of us, putting us up in a hotel where we had dinner before a short 5-hour night and an early morning departure. I took the opportunity to improvise a quick day of sightseeing in Lima, focusing on the Barranco and Miraflores districts.
My first trip to Iceland, over 50 years ago.
My first trip to Iceland, in 1974.
Yes, you might be surprised: my first trip to Iceland dates back to July 1974. It’s been a little over 50 years since I first set foot on Icelandic soil. I was 23 years old. At the time, I was a geography student. I had just earned my bachelor’s degree and was finishing my master’s (what we’d now call a "master’s 2") in physical geography, with two specialties: glaciology and volcanology. In both fields, professors showed us slides of Iceland—glaciers and volcanoes—and in tutorials, we worked on maps and documents related to the physical geography of Iceland. So there you have it: ice and fire, in Icelandic « ís og eldur », I learned that year that it was Iceland’s national motto, and that’s what drew me there for my first big trip.
Iceland in 1974 was very different from today. It wasn’t a common destination. There were practically no tourists or tourist infrastructure. Some sites now famous and overcrowded were only accessible after hours of hiking on rough, unmarked trails. GPS didn’t exist, but I had managed to get local 1:100,000 maps that were pretty well done. I took my time to circle the entire island, camping in the wild. Most of my meager budget went toward the flight ticket and renting a Volkswagen "Beetle."
There were no paved roads in the country except in central Reykjavík and the main street of Akureyri. What’s now called Route 1 was everywhere dirt and gravel, pretty bumpy in places. According to my maps, this road didn’t allow for a full loop around Iceland: a section of about a hundred kilometers was missing on the south coast. But when I arrived in that area, I learned at a gas station that the last missing section had just been completed, finally allowing a full loop without backtracking. It was the section crossing the vast Skeiðarársandur, southwest of Vatnajökull. The new road was just a bulldozer track through this black ash desert. We crossed the multiple channels of the sandur on long single-lane wooden bridges. On these long pilings, the road was made of roughly nailed thick planks that made an awful racket when the car drove over them.
A nasty surprise: the cost of living. The difference with France seemed huge—everything was two to three times more expensive than back home. Prices were way beyond my tiny budget, and I wondered how I’d manage to get by.
The Icelanders back then were very different from today. From the start, I felt like a real outsider, ostracized, even outright rejected. Several times, when I asked for permission to pitch my small tent near a farm, the door would slam shut as soon as I asked (in English). Without a word… *Bam!*
So I struggled to feed myself, lacking money. I mostly bought loaves of sliced bread and corn flakes (unknown in France at the time), which I ate with cold, sugary milk. It was the cheapest and most filling thing I could find.
In Reykjavík, my only luxury was daring to enter a snack bar. There, I’d treat myself to a coffee or tea, having quickly learned that after paying for a cup once, you could go back to the counter and have it refilled as much as you wanted. I dreaded being asked if I wanted something to eat because I couldn’t afford it. Luckily, no one asked. So, alone in my corner, I’d pull out my loaf of sliced bread from my backpack and make sandwiches with the contents of the two plastic bottles on every table—one red, one yellow: ketchup and sweet mustard. I avoided the sideways glances from other customers. I’d eat my sandwiches and leave, both full and warmed up.
One time, near Selfoss, I saw a truck stop by the road and pick up two large aluminum cans left at the end of a farm track. A little further down the road, two more similar cans. I realized these cans were there to be collected by… well, I didn’t know who. No one in sight for miles. So, I’ll admit it: I stopped and opened one of those large cans, which contained a dairy product—a kind of very dense, compact white cheese (I later learned it was skyr). I scooped a nice layer from the top, smoothed the surface with my spoon, and carefully closed the can again. Yes, I know it wasn’t right, but that was over fifty years ago, and I can admit it now since the statute of limitations has surely passed, right? Another time, I boiled a piece of dried fish, hard as wood, for a long time on my camping stove—fish I’d taken from huge outdoor drying racks by the side of the road. On the road heading north from Reykjavík, the Akranes underwater tunnel didn’t exist yet. To get to Borgarnes and Snæfellsnes, you had to go around Hvalfjörður. Following the shore of this long fjord, I stumbled upon a whaling station in full operation. Intrigued by the plumes of steam and the sounds of machinery from the road, I stopped, and surprisingly, no one stopped me from entering the vast platform where workers were butchering a large whale. I’ll never forget the acrid smell of those huge piles of meat and bones, fat and guts, the screams of saws and winches, the steam from the boilers… A monstrous, hallucinatory sight that would shape a major interest for the rest of my life: whales.
At the end of my journey, I spent three days in the Westman Islands. The famous eruption of the Eldfell volcano had happened just months earlier, in 1973, and was barely over. Visiting Heimaey was one of the goals of my trip to Iceland, given my volcanology studies. Part of the fishing port was filled in by lava flows, and the entrance channel was reduced to just a few meters wide. Most of the village was covered by a layer of black, hot ash eight to ten meters thick. I walked on the roofs of houses—every now and then, a chimney or skylight would stick out. In the rain, this hot ash released intense steam; you couldn’t see twenty meters ahead. It felt like being in a giant outdoor sauna. The entire population had been evacuated during the eruption, but some residents were starting to return. Bulldozers and excavators were gradually clearing this gigantic mass of ash, street by street, layer by layer, avoiding demolishing the buried houses. A constant stream of trucks dumped these millions of tons of ash into the sea from a cliff. To finish clearing the houses, it was done with shovels and wheelbarrows, and this task was left to the homeowners. One day, I had the chance to lend a hand (or rather, a shovel) to a couple finishing clearing their house. They offered to let me pitch my tent near their place, on a thick layer of warm ash (I’d never experienced such comfort through my sleeping mat), and I’ll never forget that they gave me a big bowl of delicious soup they’d just made. The best meal I had during that trip. The next day, climbing the volcano, which was still smoking and spewing furiously, I nearly suffocated from sulfur dioxide and almost melted the soles of my shoes. So it was during this initiatory trip, 50 years ago, that my addiction to Iceland was born. The following year in Paris, by sheer chance—and perhaps helped by the magic of my amazing Kodachrome slides—I met a young woman who would become my wife. Very quickly, she became as hooked as I was on "the island of the world’s creation" (as I called it back then), and later, it was often her who’d say, "So… how about going back to Iceland this year?" We went back many times, in every season, summer and winter, and in every region of the country. And every time, when the plane starts its descent toward Keflavík Airport, we look at each other like kids invited to a birthday party, discovering the cake buffet… "Here we are… we’re back!"
Our travel conditions changed a lot afterward. With a better budget but still traveling independently, renting well-equipped 4x4s that let us go almost anywhere, at our own pace, including the highlands of the country’s interior. But always taking our time, dedicating each trip to fully exploring one region rather than rushing through kilometers. And leaving time for beautiful hikes or simply doing nothing—sitting at a viewpoint and just watching, observing the wild nature, in contemplative mode… Always staying with locals in the countryside, preferably on real farms with animals, thanks to an association of farmers offering accommodations. We speak fluent English and have learned a few common Icelandic phrases and expressions over time. With a bit of experience, we developed our little techniques for starting interesting conversations with Icelanders… who, thankfully, are no longer as distant as they were in 1974! We even made friends there.
We particularly loved the rugged, wild Iceland—not necessarily the desolate highlands of the interior, but rather the isolated regions where a few very old families still cling to their land and roots. With a soft spot for the Snæfellsnes Peninsula and especially the Westfjords, the "Vestfirðir," as the Icelanders call them. But we also love the Northeast, and even the far Northeast, so remote and where almost no one goes. Over time, we’ve done a lot of reading. We’ve learned a great deal about Iceland—its painful history, its tormented geography, its economy, its incredible medieval literature (the Sagas), and some quirks of its culture. And we greatly appreciate its contemporary authors, whose books fill several shelves in our library.
In 2008, on a return trip to Iceland, we went to the Westman Islands, to Heimaey. I hadn’t been back since my first trip in 1974, right after the Eldfell eruption. It was a pilgrimage for me, so many years later! An emotional moment seeing the huge frozen lava flow again. On the trails now set up to explore this vast chaos, people have put up signs indicating the names of the streets buried under the lava and the nature of the crushed buildings fifteen meters below. Plaques mark the locations of public buildings—here was the school, down there was the hospital… The part of the town that was under ash has been cleared, but not entirely—two streets were left partially buried, probably to show tourists. The volcano is still hot at the top. We climbed it, but this time I didn’t melt my soles.
We often talk about Iceland. We still call it "the island of the world’s creation" and tell our traveler friends how much this country fascinated and enchanted us. Those who’ve never been find it a bit odd, but everyone who’s been there understands.
You may have noticed I’m talking about it in the past tense… Indeed, I’ll admit that for several years now, we haven’t been back to Iceland, and I don’t think we’ll return. What we see on social media and in the news puts us off a bit. Mass tourism has arrived, and many developments have been made—not always for the best. Now, with two and a half million visitors a year, Iceland welcomes nearly six times its population. Tourism has become a key source of income for Icelanders. Good for them, maybe, but we don’t like it at all. We’re a bit wild, perhaps. And besides… the world is vast… We loved Iceland passionately, but we’ve always been inveterate travelers in general. So over the past fifty years, we’ve certainly explored all of Iceland’s regions, but also in the North Atlantic—the beautiful Norway, the stunning Lofoten Islands, the Shetland archipelago, the rugged and grand Faroe Islands, and then further north in the Arctic—the icy Greenland, Svalbard at the edge of the world, and even the Sjuøyane, the last islands before the North Pole, with small groups of enthusiasts and scientists on expedition ships. And many other regions of the world, but always with a taste for slightly offbeat places, both in terms of landscapes and nature and ways of life. Central Asia, the Azores, Peru, Bolivia, the Andes, Chile, Argentina, the vast Patagonia, Tierra del Fuego… and other little secret gems we won’t reveal. Not even on Voyage Forum.
But everywhere—yes, I mean everywhere—wherever you are, wherever you go, there’s always a moment when you think of Iceland…
Chris 51 - November 2025.
Yes, you might be surprised: my first trip to Iceland dates back to July 1974. It’s been a little over 50 years since I first set foot on Icelandic soil. I was 23 years old. At the time, I was a geography student. I had just earned my bachelor’s degree and was finishing my master’s (what we’d now call a "master’s 2") in physical geography, with two specialties: glaciology and volcanology. In both fields, professors showed us slides of Iceland—glaciers and volcanoes—and in tutorials, we worked on maps and documents related to the physical geography of Iceland. So there you have it: ice and fire, in Icelandic « ís og eldur », I learned that year that it was Iceland’s national motto, and that’s what drew me there for my first big trip.
Iceland in 1974 was very different from today. It wasn’t a common destination. There were practically no tourists or tourist infrastructure. Some sites now famous and overcrowded were only accessible after hours of hiking on rough, unmarked trails. GPS didn’t exist, but I had managed to get local 1:100,000 maps that were pretty well done. I took my time to circle the entire island, camping in the wild. Most of my meager budget went toward the flight ticket and renting a Volkswagen "Beetle."
There were no paved roads in the country except in central Reykjavík and the main street of Akureyri. What’s now called Route 1 was everywhere dirt and gravel, pretty bumpy in places. According to my maps, this road didn’t allow for a full loop around Iceland: a section of about a hundred kilometers was missing on the south coast. But when I arrived in that area, I learned at a gas station that the last missing section had just been completed, finally allowing a full loop without backtracking. It was the section crossing the vast Skeiðarársandur, southwest of Vatnajökull. The new road was just a bulldozer track through this black ash desert. We crossed the multiple channels of the sandur on long single-lane wooden bridges. On these long pilings, the road was made of roughly nailed thick planks that made an awful racket when the car drove over them.
A nasty surprise: the cost of living. The difference with France seemed huge—everything was two to three times more expensive than back home. Prices were way beyond my tiny budget, and I wondered how I’d manage to get by.
The Icelanders back then were very different from today. From the start, I felt like a real outsider, ostracized, even outright rejected. Several times, when I asked for permission to pitch my small tent near a farm, the door would slam shut as soon as I asked (in English). Without a word… *Bam!*
So I struggled to feed myself, lacking money. I mostly bought loaves of sliced bread and corn flakes (unknown in France at the time), which I ate with cold, sugary milk. It was the cheapest and most filling thing I could find.
In Reykjavík, my only luxury was daring to enter a snack bar. There, I’d treat myself to a coffee or tea, having quickly learned that after paying for a cup once, you could go back to the counter and have it refilled as much as you wanted. I dreaded being asked if I wanted something to eat because I couldn’t afford it. Luckily, no one asked. So, alone in my corner, I’d pull out my loaf of sliced bread from my backpack and make sandwiches with the contents of the two plastic bottles on every table—one red, one yellow: ketchup and sweet mustard. I avoided the sideways glances from other customers. I’d eat my sandwiches and leave, both full and warmed up.
One time, near Selfoss, I saw a truck stop by the road and pick up two large aluminum cans left at the end of a farm track. A little further down the road, two more similar cans. I realized these cans were there to be collected by… well, I didn’t know who. No one in sight for miles. So, I’ll admit it: I stopped and opened one of those large cans, which contained a dairy product—a kind of very dense, compact white cheese (I later learned it was skyr). I scooped a nice layer from the top, smoothed the surface with my spoon, and carefully closed the can again. Yes, I know it wasn’t right, but that was over fifty years ago, and I can admit it now since the statute of limitations has surely passed, right? Another time, I boiled a piece of dried fish, hard as wood, for a long time on my camping stove—fish I’d taken from huge outdoor drying racks by the side of the road. On the road heading north from Reykjavík, the Akranes underwater tunnel didn’t exist yet. To get to Borgarnes and Snæfellsnes, you had to go around Hvalfjörður. Following the shore of this long fjord, I stumbled upon a whaling station in full operation. Intrigued by the plumes of steam and the sounds of machinery from the road, I stopped, and surprisingly, no one stopped me from entering the vast platform where workers were butchering a large whale. I’ll never forget the acrid smell of those huge piles of meat and bones, fat and guts, the screams of saws and winches, the steam from the boilers… A monstrous, hallucinatory sight that would shape a major interest for the rest of my life: whales.
At the end of my journey, I spent three days in the Westman Islands. The famous eruption of the Eldfell volcano had happened just months earlier, in 1973, and was barely over. Visiting Heimaey was one of the goals of my trip to Iceland, given my volcanology studies. Part of the fishing port was filled in by lava flows, and the entrance channel was reduced to just a few meters wide. Most of the village was covered by a layer of black, hot ash eight to ten meters thick. I walked on the roofs of houses—every now and then, a chimney or skylight would stick out. In the rain, this hot ash released intense steam; you couldn’t see twenty meters ahead. It felt like being in a giant outdoor sauna. The entire population had been evacuated during the eruption, but some residents were starting to return. Bulldozers and excavators were gradually clearing this gigantic mass of ash, street by street, layer by layer, avoiding demolishing the buried houses. A constant stream of trucks dumped these millions of tons of ash into the sea from a cliff. To finish clearing the houses, it was done with shovels and wheelbarrows, and this task was left to the homeowners. One day, I had the chance to lend a hand (or rather, a shovel) to a couple finishing clearing their house. They offered to let me pitch my tent near their place, on a thick layer of warm ash (I’d never experienced such comfort through my sleeping mat), and I’ll never forget that they gave me a big bowl of delicious soup they’d just made. The best meal I had during that trip. The next day, climbing the volcano, which was still smoking and spewing furiously, I nearly suffocated from sulfur dioxide and almost melted the soles of my shoes. So it was during this initiatory trip, 50 years ago, that my addiction to Iceland was born. The following year in Paris, by sheer chance—and perhaps helped by the magic of my amazing Kodachrome slides—I met a young woman who would become my wife. Very quickly, she became as hooked as I was on "the island of the world’s creation" (as I called it back then), and later, it was often her who’d say, "So… how about going back to Iceland this year?" We went back many times, in every season, summer and winter, and in every region of the country. And every time, when the plane starts its descent toward Keflavík Airport, we look at each other like kids invited to a birthday party, discovering the cake buffet… "Here we are… we’re back!"
Our travel conditions changed a lot afterward. With a better budget but still traveling independently, renting well-equipped 4x4s that let us go almost anywhere, at our own pace, including the highlands of the country’s interior. But always taking our time, dedicating each trip to fully exploring one region rather than rushing through kilometers. And leaving time for beautiful hikes or simply doing nothing—sitting at a viewpoint and just watching, observing the wild nature, in contemplative mode… Always staying with locals in the countryside, preferably on real farms with animals, thanks to an association of farmers offering accommodations. We speak fluent English and have learned a few common Icelandic phrases and expressions over time. With a bit of experience, we developed our little techniques for starting interesting conversations with Icelanders… who, thankfully, are no longer as distant as they were in 1974! We even made friends there.
We particularly loved the rugged, wild Iceland—not necessarily the desolate highlands of the interior, but rather the isolated regions where a few very old families still cling to their land and roots. With a soft spot for the Snæfellsnes Peninsula and especially the Westfjords, the "Vestfirðir," as the Icelanders call them. But we also love the Northeast, and even the far Northeast, so remote and where almost no one goes. Over time, we’ve done a lot of reading. We’ve learned a great deal about Iceland—its painful history, its tormented geography, its economy, its incredible medieval literature (the Sagas), and some quirks of its culture. And we greatly appreciate its contemporary authors, whose books fill several shelves in our library.
In 2008, on a return trip to Iceland, we went to the Westman Islands, to Heimaey. I hadn’t been back since my first trip in 1974, right after the Eldfell eruption. It was a pilgrimage for me, so many years later! An emotional moment seeing the huge frozen lava flow again. On the trails now set up to explore this vast chaos, people have put up signs indicating the names of the streets buried under the lava and the nature of the crushed buildings fifteen meters below. Plaques mark the locations of public buildings—here was the school, down there was the hospital… The part of the town that was under ash has been cleared, but not entirely—two streets were left partially buried, probably to show tourists. The volcano is still hot at the top. We climbed it, but this time I didn’t melt my soles.
We often talk about Iceland. We still call it "the island of the world’s creation" and tell our traveler friends how much this country fascinated and enchanted us. Those who’ve never been find it a bit odd, but everyone who’s been there understands.
You may have noticed I’m talking about it in the past tense… Indeed, I’ll admit that for several years now, we haven’t been back to Iceland, and I don’t think we’ll return. What we see on social media and in the news puts us off a bit. Mass tourism has arrived, and many developments have been made—not always for the best. Now, with two and a half million visitors a year, Iceland welcomes nearly six times its population. Tourism has become a key source of income for Icelanders. Good for them, maybe, but we don’t like it at all. We’re a bit wild, perhaps. And besides… the world is vast… We loved Iceland passionately, but we’ve always been inveterate travelers in general. So over the past fifty years, we’ve certainly explored all of Iceland’s regions, but also in the North Atlantic—the beautiful Norway, the stunning Lofoten Islands, the Shetland archipelago, the rugged and grand Faroe Islands, and then further north in the Arctic—the icy Greenland, Svalbard at the edge of the world, and even the Sjuøyane, the last islands before the North Pole, with small groups of enthusiasts and scientists on expedition ships. And many other regions of the world, but always with a taste for slightly offbeat places, both in terms of landscapes and nature and ways of life. Central Asia, the Azores, Peru, Bolivia, the Andes, Chile, Argentina, the vast Patagonia, Tierra del Fuego… and other little secret gems we won’t reveal. Not even on Voyage Forum.
But everywhere—yes, I mean everywhere—wherever you are, wherever you go, there’s always a moment when you think of Iceland…
Chris 51 - November 2025.
A summer in the sun in... Iceland!!
Ah, Iceland and us—it’s quite the story, or rather, a long wait... The first time we considered going was already 7-8 years ago, after reading travel journals describing breathtaking landscapes, countless active and dormant volcanoes, glaciers, and waterfalls with extraordinary flows. In short, this island, made of fire and ice, right at Europe’s doorstep with its own unique culture, had nothing but advantages, and it was urgent to visit without delay 😇
My *Routard* guidebook is actually from 2016. So why did Iceland make us wait so long before we finally gave in to its charms? Yes, why indeed?
Simply because reading other travel journals revealed the cost of living there—and especially the harsh climate, even in the middle of July 🤪! Some journals described entire weeks of rain and foggy weather, making it tricky to explore the island. The budget wasn’t spared either, because in the most touristy areas, especially in the south and around Myvatn, accommodation prices are downright indecent—even outright robbery. 😕
Plus, in the Highlands, there’s literally no permanent lodging, and the only way to spend several nights there is to camp. And camping in winter conditions wasn’t exactly part of our plans... 😄
So, year after year, this trip kept getting postponed...
until August 2023, when prices for Southern Africa, North or South America, or even Asia were all way too high for summer 2024!
That’s when I turned my attention back to the Land of Fire and Ice and scoured all the comparison sites for the best accommodation deals across the country. Planning for 20 nights, I found 13 nights in "proper" lodging for 5 people at an average cost of under 200 €! A miracle, considering that in the southern glacier region, around Vik or Myvatn, prices range from 300 to 1000 € per night 😮 😮!
Still, that means we’ll have to camp for 7 nights, mostly in the Highlands, near Askja or Landmannalaugar. 😎
For once, I built the daily itinerary entirely around the decently priced lodgings I found 11 months in advance! The shortage of places to stay in some areas forced me to plan a few long transition days and make some tough choices. No big deal, though—there’s so much to do on this island 🙂!
Once the main itinerary was set, everyone agreed to the plan: 2/3 in proper lodging and 1/3 camping, even the most camping-averse among us! *Follow my gaze...*
By the time we bought the flight tickets, I had to tweak the itinerary a bit because one or two places were already booked! Plus, it was impossible to wait for a more refined plan to adjust reservations, since almost all bookings are non-refundable!! The harsh law of supply and demand...
For the car rental, we booked a Hyundai Tucson, approved for the Highlands, from Lava Car Rental—a company I’d read good reviews about in a Facebook group—for a cool 2500 € with full insurance. A real 4x4, like a Defender, would’ve been more than double...! Welcome to Iceland 😕...
Activities and excursions also required some tough choices. We had two must-dos: whale watching in Húsavík (60 € pp on Getyourguide) and a Glacier and Summer Treasure Glacier Walk with BlueIceland (165 € pp with discount codes on Getyourguide).
For the baths, we skipped the Blue Lagoon—too expensive—in favor of the Secret Lagoon and the Myvatn Baths, the Blue Lagoon’s equivalent but half the price.
Two baths for the price of one... and even more, since I spotted several free hot-water swimming spots.
Itinerary: Day 1: Arrival in Reykjavik - Hraunfossar Waterfall - Surtshellir Cave Day 2: Grábrók Crater - Snæfellsnes Peninsula Day 3: Stykkishólmur - Sturlungalaug Hot Springs Day 4: Northwest Coast - Akureyri - Goðafoss Day 5: Myvatn Day 6: Myvatn - Dettifoss - Selfoss - Rauðhólar Day 7: Húsavík Whale Watching - Dettifoss - Selfoss Day 8: Stuðlagil Canyon - Seyðisfjörður Day 9: Puffin colony - Störurð Hike Day 10: Hengifoss - East Fjords, Mjóifjörður Day 11: Viking Village - Jökulsárlón - Fjallsárlón Day 12: Glacier Excursion - Svartifoss Day 13: Fjaðrárgljúfur Canyon - Vík Day 14: Þakgil - Lava Show Vík Day 15: Southern Waterfalls Day Day 16: Landmannalaugar - Skalli Hike Day 17: Landmannalaugar - Bláhnjúkur - Brennisteinsalda Day 18: Secret Lagoon, Kerlingarfjöll, and Gullfoss Day 19: Geysir - Reykjavik Day 20: Bruarfoss - Þingvellir - Kerid Crater - Krýsuvík Geothermal Area Day 21: Reykjanes Peninsula
Friday, July 5, 2024, is our last workday before driving up to Alsace overnight to leave the cockers at Grandpa’s for boarding. Then, at 1:30 AM, we’ll head to Frankfurt, where a direct flight to Iceland awaits.
We arrive at 4 AM. Since we leave at 7 AM, the "night" will only last the equivalent of a 30-minute nap 🤪... just enough to get us in the road-trip mood 😏!!
My *Routard* guidebook is actually from 2016. So why did Iceland make us wait so long before we finally gave in to its charms? Yes, why indeed?
Simply because reading other travel journals revealed the cost of living there—and especially the harsh climate, even in the middle of July 🤪! Some journals described entire weeks of rain and foggy weather, making it tricky to explore the island. The budget wasn’t spared either, because in the most touristy areas, especially in the south and around Myvatn, accommodation prices are downright indecent—even outright robbery. 😕
Plus, in the Highlands, there’s literally no permanent lodging, and the only way to spend several nights there is to camp. And camping in winter conditions wasn’t exactly part of our plans... 😄
So, year after year, this trip kept getting postponed...
until August 2023, when prices for Southern Africa, North or South America, or even Asia were all way too high for summer 2024!
That’s when I turned my attention back to the Land of Fire and Ice and scoured all the comparison sites for the best accommodation deals across the country. Planning for 20 nights, I found 13 nights in "proper" lodging for 5 people at an average cost of under 200 €! A miracle, considering that in the southern glacier region, around Vik or Myvatn, prices range from 300 to 1000 € per night 😮 😮!
Still, that means we’ll have to camp for 7 nights, mostly in the Highlands, near Askja or Landmannalaugar. 😎
For once, I built the daily itinerary entirely around the decently priced lodgings I found 11 months in advance! The shortage of places to stay in some areas forced me to plan a few long transition days and make some tough choices. No big deal, though—there’s so much to do on this island 🙂!
Once the main itinerary was set, everyone agreed to the plan: 2/3 in proper lodging and 1/3 camping, even the most camping-averse among us! *Follow my gaze...*
By the time we bought the flight tickets, I had to tweak the itinerary a bit because one or two places were already booked! Plus, it was impossible to wait for a more refined plan to adjust reservations, since almost all bookings are non-refundable!! The harsh law of supply and demand...
For the car rental, we booked a Hyundai Tucson, approved for the Highlands, from Lava Car Rental—a company I’d read good reviews about in a Facebook group—for a cool 2500 € with full insurance. A real 4x4, like a Defender, would’ve been more than double...! Welcome to Iceland 😕...
Activities and excursions also required some tough choices. We had two must-dos: whale watching in Húsavík (60 € pp on Getyourguide) and a Glacier and Summer Treasure Glacier Walk with BlueIceland (165 € pp with discount codes on Getyourguide).
For the baths, we skipped the Blue Lagoon—too expensive—in favor of the Secret Lagoon and the Myvatn Baths, the Blue Lagoon’s equivalent but half the price.
Two baths for the price of one... and even more, since I spotted several free hot-water swimming spots.
Itinerary: Day 1: Arrival in Reykjavik - Hraunfossar Waterfall - Surtshellir Cave Day 2: Grábrók Crater - Snæfellsnes Peninsula Day 3: Stykkishólmur - Sturlungalaug Hot Springs Day 4: Northwest Coast - Akureyri - Goðafoss Day 5: Myvatn Day 6: Myvatn - Dettifoss - Selfoss - Rauðhólar Day 7: Húsavík Whale Watching - Dettifoss - Selfoss Day 8: Stuðlagil Canyon - Seyðisfjörður Day 9: Puffin colony - Störurð Hike Day 10: Hengifoss - East Fjords, Mjóifjörður Day 11: Viking Village - Jökulsárlón - Fjallsárlón Day 12: Glacier Excursion - Svartifoss Day 13: Fjaðrárgljúfur Canyon - Vík Day 14: Þakgil - Lava Show Vík Day 15: Southern Waterfalls Day Day 16: Landmannalaugar - Skalli Hike Day 17: Landmannalaugar - Bláhnjúkur - Brennisteinsalda Day 18: Secret Lagoon, Kerlingarfjöll, and Gullfoss Day 19: Geysir - Reykjavik Day 20: Bruarfoss - Þingvellir - Kerid Crater - Krýsuvík Geothermal Area Day 21: Reykjanes Peninsula
Friday, July 5, 2024, is our last workday before driving up to Alsace overnight to leave the cockers at Grandpa’s for boarding. Then, at 1:30 AM, we’ll head to Frankfurt, where a direct flight to Iceland awaits.
We arrive at 4 AM. Since we leave at 7 AM, the "night" will only last the equivalent of a 30-minute nap 🤪... just enough to get us in the road-trip mood 😏!!
Another side of my trip to Thailand: Villages, nature, countryside, mountains...
February 9th is a pivotal day during my trip to Thailand. Up until this date, my focus had been on cities, temples, and other urban landmarks. Starting February 10th, I’ll finally leave the city behind for the outskirts—one town, one life, farther from tourism, more real, more authentic... Then comes the bucolic surroundings of Chiang Mai, nature, the countryside, the mountains.
This morning, I head to visit the ethnographic museum. I’d been told about another one, but it’s permanently closed. I wonder if it’s the same one that might have changed its name and location.
I thoroughly enjoy visiting this museum. At first, I’m a bit annoyed because the place is packed with noisy school groups blocking the display cases without even showing the slightest interest. But soon, their chaperones manage to lead them into another room, giving me some peace. They maintain this distance throughout the tour, allowing me to explore the museum in complete tranquility. I really appreciate their tact.
I’m amazed by the absolutely stunning fabric displays and the countless everyday objects, especially the very old pottery. There’s so much beautiful basketry and intricately carved wood. The statues are also incredible... After seeing all of them, I no longer feel like buying any from the shops.
On my way back, not far from my hotel, I discover a rather unique place that only serves one drink, which they’ve made their specialty: egg coffee! A pretty surprising novelty. I have to try it.

At the bottom of the cup, they pour a layer of milk, topped with a layer of liquid coffee, followed by a layer of egg yolk, and finally a top layer that turns out to be a mix of coffee and cocoa powder. It’s a cold drink that, in the end, doesn’t have much flavor, and the price is pretty steep for such a small cup. You’re paying for the exclusivity!
Later in the day, I venture once again into small alleys, something I love doing when exploring a new city—no specific goal, just wandering east of the city, outside the walls.

I encounter very few tourists there and discover unsuspected little shops overflowing with lovely items, much cheaper than what you find in the heart of the tourist district. Then I wander through the floors of Warorot Market. I discover another kind of temple there: the temple of good deals. I love finding clothes that are really original for locals, not the flood of shirts and pants that tourists love but no Thai would ever buy, which invade the shops in the "Historic Square." I stop in my tracks in front of a stall with beautiful shirts featuring stunning geometric patterns in elegant color combinations and very short sleeves. Hmm, these would be perfect for showing off my biceps, one of which is adorned with the magnificent Ganesh tattoo I got last year in Bali. "When you’ve got nice things, you’ve got to show them off!" he said. 😜🙏💪 I pick out two for 380 baht and negotiate them down to 300. But the seller won’t go any lower. I understand I’ve reached the limit of her commercial possibilities. Just as I’m leaving the shop, happy with my purchase, my ever-helpful inner voice, Petite Voix, suggests: - You didn’t try them on because you were too lazy to take off the one you’re wearing and also because of the sweat, but you could just put one on over the one you’re wearing. It’s light enough that it won’t bother you.
I go back to the two sellers, who burst out laughing when I ask to try them on. - Oh no, it’s way too small for you! It’s a women’s shirt! - But they don’t look particularly feminine in style! And I chose XXL... I put the shirt on, and of course, it won’t close. Then I notice the buttons are on the wrong side. That’s why the sleeves seemed so short!!! They put the shirts back on the rack and refund me without any fuss, commenting amid total hilarity: - Well, thank goodness you tried it on just as you were leaving the shop!
Since I don’t want to walk too much before tomorrow’s first Big Outing with the driver, I end my stroll with a visit to two very pretty temples recommended by Joël.

I’d rather not post more temple photos. But these ones smell like village and countryside...



I’ve never seen anything like Wat Ket Karam, so extravagant...


And I end my day with two other lesser-known temples: Wat Noung Kham, simple and finally free of gold and glitter,

and Wat Dap Phai, where an intimate ceremony is taking place at the end of the day.
This morning, I head to visit the ethnographic museum. I’d been told about another one, but it’s permanently closed. I wonder if it’s the same one that might have changed its name and location.
I thoroughly enjoy visiting this museum. At first, I’m a bit annoyed because the place is packed with noisy school groups blocking the display cases without even showing the slightest interest. But soon, their chaperones manage to lead them into another room, giving me some peace. They maintain this distance throughout the tour, allowing me to explore the museum in complete tranquility. I really appreciate their tact.
I’m amazed by the absolutely stunning fabric displays and the countless everyday objects, especially the very old pottery. There’s so much beautiful basketry and intricately carved wood. The statues are also incredible... After seeing all of them, I no longer feel like buying any from the shops.
On my way back, not far from my hotel, I discover a rather unique place that only serves one drink, which they’ve made their specialty: egg coffee! A pretty surprising novelty. I have to try it.

At the bottom of the cup, they pour a layer of milk, topped with a layer of liquid coffee, followed by a layer of egg yolk, and finally a top layer that turns out to be a mix of coffee and cocoa powder. It’s a cold drink that, in the end, doesn’t have much flavor, and the price is pretty steep for such a small cup. You’re paying for the exclusivity!
Later in the day, I venture once again into small alleys, something I love doing when exploring a new city—no specific goal, just wandering east of the city, outside the walls.

I encounter very few tourists there and discover unsuspected little shops overflowing with lovely items, much cheaper than what you find in the heart of the tourist district. Then I wander through the floors of Warorot Market. I discover another kind of temple there: the temple of good deals. I love finding clothes that are really original for locals, not the flood of shirts and pants that tourists love but no Thai would ever buy, which invade the shops in the "Historic Square." I stop in my tracks in front of a stall with beautiful shirts featuring stunning geometric patterns in elegant color combinations and very short sleeves. Hmm, these would be perfect for showing off my biceps, one of which is adorned with the magnificent Ganesh tattoo I got last year in Bali. "When you’ve got nice things, you’ve got to show them off!" he said. 😜🙏💪 I pick out two for 380 baht and negotiate them down to 300. But the seller won’t go any lower. I understand I’ve reached the limit of her commercial possibilities. Just as I’m leaving the shop, happy with my purchase, my ever-helpful inner voice, Petite Voix, suggests: - You didn’t try them on because you were too lazy to take off the one you’re wearing and also because of the sweat, but you could just put one on over the one you’re wearing. It’s light enough that it won’t bother you.
I go back to the two sellers, who burst out laughing when I ask to try them on. - Oh no, it’s way too small for you! It’s a women’s shirt! - But they don’t look particularly feminine in style! And I chose XXL... I put the shirt on, and of course, it won’t close. Then I notice the buttons are on the wrong side. That’s why the sleeves seemed so short!!! They put the shirts back on the rack and refund me without any fuss, commenting amid total hilarity: - Well, thank goodness you tried it on just as you were leaving the shop!
Since I don’t want to walk too much before tomorrow’s first Big Outing with the driver, I end my stroll with a visit to two very pretty temples recommended by Joël.

I’d rather not post more temple photos. But these ones smell like village and countryside...



I’ve never seen anything like Wat Ket Karam, so extravagant...


And I end my day with two other lesser-known temples: Wat Noung Kham, simple and finally free of gold and glitter,

and Wat Dap Phai, where an intimate ceremony is taking place at the end of the day.

2 weeks in the Cyclades
Hi everyone!
Blue skies (lots of them), whitewashed villages with steep alleyways, hundreds of churches, and... thousands of stairs? Welcome to the Cyclades! 🙂
We’d been dreaming about this for a while, but in July-August—with the crowds—no way! Now that I can travel outside school holidays, the Cyclades are back on the agenda. And so begins a loooong period of planning and second-guessing, with countless itinerary changes: the Cyclades, yes, but which ones? I was fixated on Folegandros (we won’t be going after all) and really wanted to visit Delos. So, for this first trip, it’ll be: Mykonos (and Delos)-Naxos-Amorgos-Santorini.
Saturday 24/05: Departure from Orly on a Transavia flight, arriving in Mykonos in the late afternoon. We found a hotel that offers free transfers (pretty rare and not insignificant—it’s 25 € each way for just a few kilometers 😠) and at a reasonable price (83 € per night for B&B). Time for dinner already: Greek salad and souvlaki (we’re in Greece, right?)
(Okay, this is actually a dakos with Naxos cheese, but I don’t have a photo of a Greek salad 😏).
Blue skies (lots of them), whitewashed villages with steep alleyways, hundreds of churches, and... thousands of stairs? Welcome to the Cyclades! 🙂
We’d been dreaming about this for a while, but in July-August—with the crowds—no way! Now that I can travel outside school holidays, the Cyclades are back on the agenda. And so begins a loooong period of planning and second-guessing, with countless itinerary changes: the Cyclades, yes, but which ones? I was fixated on Folegandros (we won’t be going after all) and really wanted to visit Delos. So, for this first trip, it’ll be: Mykonos (and Delos)-Naxos-Amorgos-Santorini.
Saturday 24/05: Departure from Orly on a Transavia flight, arriving in Mykonos in the late afternoon. We found a hotel that offers free transfers (pretty rare and not insignificant—it’s 25 € each way for just a few kilometers 😠) and at a reasonable price (83 € per night for B&B). Time for dinner already: Greek salad and souvlaki (we’re in Greece, right?)
(Okay, this is actually a dakos with Naxos cheese, but I don’t have a photo of a Greek salad 😏).West USA Road Trip August 2022
Hello everyone,
I’m starting a travel journal about the amazing round trip I took in August 2022 with a big circuit through the US West.
Here’s what I posted on another travel forum back when VoyageForum hadn’t yet regained its freedom. 😉
Hello!
We got back yesterday in the middle of the afternoon, and here’s a quick first take on the 2022 round trip.
Has America changed? You could say that, yeah. For better? For worse? Who knows. A massive circuit—nearly 8,000 kilometers, actually around 5,000–6,000 miles.
Round-trip flights went smoothly, except for Air France on the way back, which let a rather large dog in the cabin with an owner who let it roam around the plane. Cool, Air France... Outrageous!
The rough itinerary: Salt Lake City. Jackson Hole–Grand Teton. Yellowstone. Cody. Rock Springs. Moab–Arches–Canyonlands. Monument Valley. Grand Canyon. Bryce Canyon. Zion Park. Las Vegas. Death Valley. Mammoth Lakes. Tioga Road. Mariposa. Yosemite Valley. San Francisco.
Tourists on site—a sociological study:
Italians: Always nice but just as loud as ever! Hispanics: Same as the Italians, just a different language. Germans: *Ein, zwei, ach mein Gott!* Order and discipline! Americans: Still no manners whatsoever. Pathetic. I’m only talking about the tourists, not the locals who work there. Quebecers: Pure joy! English-speaking Canadians: Same as the Americans. Asians: For the Japanese, it’s perfect. But the others from the Middle Kingdom... Let’s not start a war over this. There’s already Ukraine going on. And yet... Israelis: Still no manners. The Kibbutz kids are the bane of this country. French: Some excellent, some very good, some good, and some... not much.
Note that tourists in the northern part of the trip were much better behaved than those in the south. "Hello," "Goodbye," offering a hand? Etc. Few Asians in Grand Teton and Yellowstone. Lots of locals. The same goes for hotel staff in the northern part—more attentive. Really cool!
On the other hand, we were pretty surprised not to encounter any African-American locals in Montana, Wyoming, Utah, or even Arizona—whether tourists or employees. It’s quite striking, to be honest.
The Hotels:
Holiday Inn - 206 South West Temple, Salt Lake City, UT 84101, United States. A modern but soulless hotel. Basically, a place to pass through. Minimal breakfast.
Miller Park Lodge - 155 North Jackson Street - Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Not a hotel but a luxury motel. 750 € for two nights!! No breakfast. Huge room where you could hold a tea dance!! Well-located. No staff. Only room of the month-long stay that was fully redone during those two days.
Best Western Weston Inn. 103 Gibbon Avenue, West Yellowstone, MT 59758 Well-located, not far from the park entrance. Minimal breakfast. Friendly staff. Room refreshed every two days.
Best Western Sunset Inn. 1601 8th St, Cody, 82414-4134 Very good. Quiet. Good breakfast. Friendly staff.
Baymont by Wyndham 2717 Dewar Drive, Rock Springs, WY 82901 Very good. Quiet. Good breakfast. Friendly staff. Too many pets that should be "not allowed." Hello, hygiene!
Wingate by Wyndham Moab. 126 South Highway 191, Moab, 84532 End of the "family" hotels. Start of the tourist hotels. Too many pets that should be "not allowed." Hello, hygiene! Minimal breakfast.
Hampton Inn Kayenta. US Highway 160, Kayenta, AZ 86033, United States A stopover hotel run by the Navajos. Friendly staff wearing masks. Lots of people. Too many pets that should be "not allowed." Hello, hygiene! Minimal breakfast.
La Quinta by Wyndham Williams. 1100 Cataract Lake Rd, Williams, AZ 86046, United States Finally, Route 66 for 500 meters! The staff is there. Nothing more. Too many pets that should be "not allowed." Hello, hygiene! Minimal breakfast.
BEST WESTERN PLUS Ruby's Inn. 26 South Main Street, Bryce Canyon City, UT 84764, United States A factory!!! Great Hispanic or Romanian staff! A liquor store in the hotel! Awesome! Very good breakfast, but go early because the crowd—and the jerks—are there! Too many pets that should be "not allowed." Hello, hygiene!
BEST WESTERN Casino Royale - 3411 Las Vegas Boulevard South, Strip, Las Vegas Good hotel at a reasonable price. No breakfast, but Denny’s is next door. Quiet hotel despite the casino. Friendly staff. No memory of seeing any pets!
Shilo Inn Mammoth Lake. 2963 Main Street, Mammoth Lake Disastrous! Ineffective security system. Fire doors propped open with wooden wedges. Tiny breakfast room. No staff in the room. Tables not cleaned. Minimal breakfast. Gross pool. Rooms need work. No, the whole hotel needs to be redone. They say they’re renovating. They’d be better off tearing it down. Too many pets that should be "not allowed." Hello, hygiene! Very bad memory. Apparently, there’s supposed to be staff in this hotel.
Quality Inn Yosemite Valley Gateway. 4994 Bullion Street, Mariposa, CA 95338 Hotel or motel? Booking should clean up its listings! No room refresh! Minimal breakfast. The staff is there. Nothing more.
Comfort Inn by the Bay. 775 Van Ness Avenue, Marina District, San Francisco No room refresh in four days! Minimal breakfast. Friendly and helpful staff. Well-located. Depends on what for, but well-located.
And then there are those who steal apples from the breakfast to put in their bags in the morning, those who fill up their famous US water bottles with orange juice from the breakfast pump, those who don’t clear their tables—I could go on. And also, those who don’t say hello or respond to a greeting!
Met some super nice French people (in the northern parks)! They’ll recognize themselves!
And the magic phrase that opens doors with Americans: "Do you speak French? OK, good!" Laughter guaranteed!
Don’t try that with Asians who run souvenir shops in big cities—they have no sense of humor unless it’s about the color of the green bill.
The park rangers are always available! Great!
And 5,000 photos to sort and organize, plus a few hours of dashcam videos!
See you soon.
Until the next update...
I’m starting a travel journal about the amazing round trip I took in August 2022 with a big circuit through the US West.
Here’s what I posted on another travel forum back when VoyageForum hadn’t yet regained its freedom. 😉
Hello!
We got back yesterday in the middle of the afternoon, and here’s a quick first take on the 2022 round trip.
Has America changed? You could say that, yeah. For better? For worse? Who knows. A massive circuit—nearly 8,000 kilometers, actually around 5,000–6,000 miles.
Round-trip flights went smoothly, except for Air France on the way back, which let a rather large dog in the cabin with an owner who let it roam around the plane. Cool, Air France... Outrageous!
The rough itinerary: Salt Lake City. Jackson Hole–Grand Teton. Yellowstone. Cody. Rock Springs. Moab–Arches–Canyonlands. Monument Valley. Grand Canyon. Bryce Canyon. Zion Park. Las Vegas. Death Valley. Mammoth Lakes. Tioga Road. Mariposa. Yosemite Valley. San Francisco.
Tourists on site—a sociological study:
Italians: Always nice but just as loud as ever! Hispanics: Same as the Italians, just a different language. Germans: *Ein, zwei, ach mein Gott!* Order and discipline! Americans: Still no manners whatsoever. Pathetic. I’m only talking about the tourists, not the locals who work there. Quebecers: Pure joy! English-speaking Canadians: Same as the Americans. Asians: For the Japanese, it’s perfect. But the others from the Middle Kingdom... Let’s not start a war over this. There’s already Ukraine going on. And yet... Israelis: Still no manners. The Kibbutz kids are the bane of this country. French: Some excellent, some very good, some good, and some... not much.
Note that tourists in the northern part of the trip were much better behaved than those in the south. "Hello," "Goodbye," offering a hand? Etc. Few Asians in Grand Teton and Yellowstone. Lots of locals. The same goes for hotel staff in the northern part—more attentive. Really cool!
On the other hand, we were pretty surprised not to encounter any African-American locals in Montana, Wyoming, Utah, or even Arizona—whether tourists or employees. It’s quite striking, to be honest.
The Hotels:
Holiday Inn - 206 South West Temple, Salt Lake City, UT 84101, United States. A modern but soulless hotel. Basically, a place to pass through. Minimal breakfast.
Miller Park Lodge - 155 North Jackson Street - Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Not a hotel but a luxury motel. 750 € for two nights!! No breakfast. Huge room where you could hold a tea dance!! Well-located. No staff. Only room of the month-long stay that was fully redone during those two days.
Best Western Weston Inn. 103 Gibbon Avenue, West Yellowstone, MT 59758 Well-located, not far from the park entrance. Minimal breakfast. Friendly staff. Room refreshed every two days.
Best Western Sunset Inn. 1601 8th St, Cody, 82414-4134 Very good. Quiet. Good breakfast. Friendly staff.
Baymont by Wyndham 2717 Dewar Drive, Rock Springs, WY 82901 Very good. Quiet. Good breakfast. Friendly staff. Too many pets that should be "not allowed." Hello, hygiene!
Wingate by Wyndham Moab. 126 South Highway 191, Moab, 84532 End of the "family" hotels. Start of the tourist hotels. Too many pets that should be "not allowed." Hello, hygiene! Minimal breakfast.
Hampton Inn Kayenta. US Highway 160, Kayenta, AZ 86033, United States A stopover hotel run by the Navajos. Friendly staff wearing masks. Lots of people. Too many pets that should be "not allowed." Hello, hygiene! Minimal breakfast.
La Quinta by Wyndham Williams. 1100 Cataract Lake Rd, Williams, AZ 86046, United States Finally, Route 66 for 500 meters! The staff is there. Nothing more. Too many pets that should be "not allowed." Hello, hygiene! Minimal breakfast.
BEST WESTERN PLUS Ruby's Inn. 26 South Main Street, Bryce Canyon City, UT 84764, United States A factory!!! Great Hispanic or Romanian staff! A liquor store in the hotel! Awesome! Very good breakfast, but go early because the crowd—and the jerks—are there! Too many pets that should be "not allowed." Hello, hygiene!
BEST WESTERN Casino Royale - 3411 Las Vegas Boulevard South, Strip, Las Vegas Good hotel at a reasonable price. No breakfast, but Denny’s is next door. Quiet hotel despite the casino. Friendly staff. No memory of seeing any pets!
Shilo Inn Mammoth Lake. 2963 Main Street, Mammoth Lake Disastrous! Ineffective security system. Fire doors propped open with wooden wedges. Tiny breakfast room. No staff in the room. Tables not cleaned. Minimal breakfast. Gross pool. Rooms need work. No, the whole hotel needs to be redone. They say they’re renovating. They’d be better off tearing it down. Too many pets that should be "not allowed." Hello, hygiene! Very bad memory. Apparently, there’s supposed to be staff in this hotel.
Quality Inn Yosemite Valley Gateway. 4994 Bullion Street, Mariposa, CA 95338 Hotel or motel? Booking should clean up its listings! No room refresh! Minimal breakfast. The staff is there. Nothing more.
Comfort Inn by the Bay. 775 Van Ness Avenue, Marina District, San Francisco No room refresh in four days! Minimal breakfast. Friendly and helpful staff. Well-located. Depends on what for, but well-located.
And then there are those who steal apples from the breakfast to put in their bags in the morning, those who fill up their famous US water bottles with orange juice from the breakfast pump, those who don’t clear their tables—I could go on. And also, those who don’t say hello or respond to a greeting!
Met some super nice French people (in the northern parks)! They’ll recognize themselves!
And the magic phrase that opens doors with Americans: "Do you speak French? OK, good!" Laughter guaranteed!
Don’t try that with Asians who run souvenir shops in big cities—they have no sense of humor unless it’s about the color of the green bill.
The park rangers are always available! Great!
And 5,000 photos to sort and organize, plus a few hours of dashcam videos!
See you soon.
Until the next update...
4x4 Expeditions in Southern Africa
Hi there,
Here’s a quick summary of six trips across Southern Africa, covering South Africa, Namibia, Botswana, Zimbabwe, and more. I traveled for a total of 23 months, over 100,000 km, and crossed 9 countries from South Africa to Tanzania. To do this, I bought an old Land Cruiser—a 1989 BJ 75 with a long chassis and a 3.4L turbo engine—which I converted into a bush camper set up for self-sufficiency in Africa: dual fuel tanks (235 L total) plus 2 x 20-liter jerry cans of diesel, 2 spare tires, a compressor, a toolbox with repair gear, a 50-liter water tank plus 2 x 30-liter and 2 x 10-liter jerry cans, a roof tent, multiple storage boxes, a sturdy roof rack, and even a paramotor. I also packed a first-aid kit and shipped the camper to South Africa by freight. My son joined me for part of the journey.
Key countries and highlights: South Africa in every direction, including its wildlife parks; in Namibia, the classics like Etosha, Fish River, Sossusvlei, Kaudum, but especially Damaraland and Kaokoland; in Botswana, a full loop of the Okavango, crossing the Makgadikgadi Pan, Moremi Park, the Linyanti River; and a tour of Zimbabwe with its national parks. During the last trip in 2020, due to COVID, we found refuge on a 250 km² Namibian farm with its own wildlife reserve. While crossing Damaraland and Kaokoland, we were completely self-sufficient, with supplies for over a month and 130 L of water.
In South Africa and Namibia, one issue that surprised us was the fences stretching for millions of kilometers along the tracks. Namibia is one and a half times the size of France but has a population of only about 2.5 million, mostly concentrated in a dozen small towns of 10,000 to 50,000 people—except for the capital, Windhoek (296,000). Paradoxically, compared to France, the space for freedom is extremely limited. Everything is private and requires payment. Even the Namib Desert is fenced... and you need a permit just to pick up a rock! For someone used to wild camping, it can get frustrating. Sometimes we ignored the rules, but the best solution is to ask a farmer (a real one, like a sheep or cattle rancher—not the ones with 3-meter electrified fences, which are lodges or private reserves) if you can camp on their land.
To truly enjoy freedom in Namibia, you need to venture into the northwest, along the Skeleton Coast, in Damaraland and Kaokoland. However, it’s essential to know your vehicle inside out, be a good mechanic, bring spare parts, and plan for potential breakdowns. Take care of your ride because a major issue out there can be a matter of survival. My motto: "Don’t break down, don’t break down, don’t break down..." Safari pros only venture into this region with two 4x4s. In Messum Crater, we met a couple waiting for rescue (thanks to a satellite device from their rental company) after their driveshaft broke. Keep in mind that in these areas, you’ll cover about 80 km in 8 hours.
Here are some of the issues we faced: a broken rear suspension leaf, several broken bolts on the front leaf springs, the spare tire mount breaking multiple times (replaced on the spot), a cracked water radiator in 1998 causing overheating and a seized valve stem in its guide, plus a bent rocker arm (field repair, valve adjustment, damaged head gasket, daily radiator refills, and a scratched cylinder—engine fully rebuilt upon return). Five roof rack mounts broke and were repaired at a technical high school in South Africa. The battery mount also broke (fixed with a steel plate found on the trail). The fuel filter clogged several times (changed or cleaned on the spot). A huge impact on the windshield from a piece of coal falling from a power plant supply truck (temporary repair with Araldite). The brake master cylinder failed in Marienfluss (repaired, seals replaced in Tsumeb). Multiple flat tires from acacia thorns. The rear door latch broke (homemade aluminum rod repair in Franschhoek). The voltmeter and ammeter failed (repaired on the spot). During the freight trip, despite locking the doors and having a partition between the front and back, someone managed to get in through the small side window, forced open the locks on two accessible storage boxes, and stole my tools (replaced later). A ball joint on the paramotor frame came loose mid-flight, damaging the wing and propeller (propeller shipped from France, homemade repair).
Health issues on the way to Tanzania: a painful sciatica and many sleepless nights (cortisone injection in Dodoma).
Kaokoland, Namibia—the northwest region: https://youtu.be/DzGepFsrnZs
Damaraland: https://youtu.be/DITQj8NvLZ4
Botswana: https://youtu.be/TEvDG0S62hg
Kaudom and Mohembo Parks: https://youtu.be/wq_Yf7jNLhw
Here’s a quick summary of six trips across Southern Africa, covering South Africa, Namibia, Botswana, Zimbabwe, and more. I traveled for a total of 23 months, over 100,000 km, and crossed 9 countries from South Africa to Tanzania. To do this, I bought an old Land Cruiser—a 1989 BJ 75 with a long chassis and a 3.4L turbo engine—which I converted into a bush camper set up for self-sufficiency in Africa: dual fuel tanks (235 L total) plus 2 x 20-liter jerry cans of diesel, 2 spare tires, a compressor, a toolbox with repair gear, a 50-liter water tank plus 2 x 30-liter and 2 x 10-liter jerry cans, a roof tent, multiple storage boxes, a sturdy roof rack, and even a paramotor. I also packed a first-aid kit and shipped the camper to South Africa by freight. My son joined me for part of the journey.
Key countries and highlights: South Africa in every direction, including its wildlife parks; in Namibia, the classics like Etosha, Fish River, Sossusvlei, Kaudum, but especially Damaraland and Kaokoland; in Botswana, a full loop of the Okavango, crossing the Makgadikgadi Pan, Moremi Park, the Linyanti River; and a tour of Zimbabwe with its national parks. During the last trip in 2020, due to COVID, we found refuge on a 250 km² Namibian farm with its own wildlife reserve. While crossing Damaraland and Kaokoland, we were completely self-sufficient, with supplies for over a month and 130 L of water.
In South Africa and Namibia, one issue that surprised us was the fences stretching for millions of kilometers along the tracks. Namibia is one and a half times the size of France but has a population of only about 2.5 million, mostly concentrated in a dozen small towns of 10,000 to 50,000 people—except for the capital, Windhoek (296,000). Paradoxically, compared to France, the space for freedom is extremely limited. Everything is private and requires payment. Even the Namib Desert is fenced... and you need a permit just to pick up a rock! For someone used to wild camping, it can get frustrating. Sometimes we ignored the rules, but the best solution is to ask a farmer (a real one, like a sheep or cattle rancher—not the ones with 3-meter electrified fences, which are lodges or private reserves) if you can camp on their land.
To truly enjoy freedom in Namibia, you need to venture into the northwest, along the Skeleton Coast, in Damaraland and Kaokoland. However, it’s essential to know your vehicle inside out, be a good mechanic, bring spare parts, and plan for potential breakdowns. Take care of your ride because a major issue out there can be a matter of survival. My motto: "Don’t break down, don’t break down, don’t break down..." Safari pros only venture into this region with two 4x4s. In Messum Crater, we met a couple waiting for rescue (thanks to a satellite device from their rental company) after their driveshaft broke. Keep in mind that in these areas, you’ll cover about 80 km in 8 hours.
Here are some of the issues we faced: a broken rear suspension leaf, several broken bolts on the front leaf springs, the spare tire mount breaking multiple times (replaced on the spot), a cracked water radiator in 1998 causing overheating and a seized valve stem in its guide, plus a bent rocker arm (field repair, valve adjustment, damaged head gasket, daily radiator refills, and a scratched cylinder—engine fully rebuilt upon return). Five roof rack mounts broke and were repaired at a technical high school in South Africa. The battery mount also broke (fixed with a steel plate found on the trail). The fuel filter clogged several times (changed or cleaned on the spot). A huge impact on the windshield from a piece of coal falling from a power plant supply truck (temporary repair with Araldite). The brake master cylinder failed in Marienfluss (repaired, seals replaced in Tsumeb). Multiple flat tires from acacia thorns. The rear door latch broke (homemade aluminum rod repair in Franschhoek). The voltmeter and ammeter failed (repaired on the spot). During the freight trip, despite locking the doors and having a partition between the front and back, someone managed to get in through the small side window, forced open the locks on two accessible storage boxes, and stole my tools (replaced later). A ball joint on the paramotor frame came loose mid-flight, damaging the wing and propeller (propeller shipped from France, homemade repair).
Health issues on the way to Tanzania: a painful sciatica and many sleepless nights (cortisone injection in Dodoma).
Kaokoland, Namibia—the northwest region: https://youtu.be/DzGepFsrnZs
Damaraland: https://youtu.be/DITQj8NvLZ4
Botswana: https://youtu.be/TEvDG0S62hg
Kaudom and Mohembo Parks: https://youtu.be/wq_Yf7jNLhw
Dans quel pays aimeriez-vous vous expatrier?
Je saisis au vol cette remarque d'Attila (que je partage!)
Franchement, je serais le gouvernement, je demanderais l'asile en ...?... et dirais aux français, démerdez vous.
et cette autre :
On fait le coucou dans les discussions mais jamais on n'en entame une...
pour proposer un nouveau post sur un mode très différent de voyager.
Où aimeriez-vous partir vivre?
Bien sûr vous choisissez votre pays ou région d'accueil, on part du principe que ce n'est pas une obligation que l'on vous fait.
Et vous avez besoin de vous éloigner momentanément de votre lieu de vie habituel, pour quelque raison que ce soit.
Quels seraient les atouts locaux importants pour vous de cette nouvelle installation : population, climat, paysages, archéologie, autres .... ?
Franchement, je serais le gouvernement, je demanderais l'asile en ...?... et dirais aux français, démerdez vous.
et cette autre :
On fait le coucou dans les discussions mais jamais on n'en entame une...
pour proposer un nouveau post sur un mode très différent de voyager.
Où aimeriez-vous partir vivre?
Bien sûr vous choisissez votre pays ou région d'accueil, on part du principe que ce n'est pas une obligation que l'on vous fait.
Et vous avez besoin de vous éloigner momentanément de votre lieu de vie habituel, pour quelque raison que ce soit.
Quels seraient les atouts locaux importants pour vous de cette nouvelle installation : population, climat, paysages, archéologie, autres .... ?
Norway to hell

En ces temps coronatroublés, rien ne vaut de se remémorer le dernier voyage touristique que l’on a fait avant le plongeon dans le néant sanitaro-économique. La Norvège, plus précisément sa côte ouest et ses fjords, sera donc le sujet de ce carnet en 31 épisodes dotés chacun d’une bande-son, plutôt rock d’ailleurs. Attention, lecteur, vous vous exposez à un certain nombre de clichés pas du tout exagérés et de blagues pourries. I have nothing to offer but fjord, joy, tears (of the sky) and sweat.
Donc la Norvège, c’est l’apocalypse budgétaire dans votre portefeuille. D’où le titre (c’est tiré par les cheveux mais je ne refuse jamais un jeu de mots). Mais ce n’est pas que cela, c’est aussi fort joli, propre, policé et réellement rempli de charmantes têtes blondes. La Norvège, c’est également une monarchie pétrolière du golfe persique qui s’est égarée sur des terres glacées. Eh oui, c’est tout de suite plus facile d’être riche quand ils ont du pétrole (« mais ils n’ont que ça » aurait ajouté un jaloux), qu’ils sont peu nombreux et pas très partageurs. Allez, quelques détails pour commencer sur un plan aussi bien techeunique que tacqueutique
Le trajet En voiture Simone ! Depuis le Massif Central jusqu’à la Norvège avec une C3. J’avais décrété 2019, année sans avion. Donc c’était la voiture, certes petite mais costaude, où l’on a pu entasser notre matériel de camping. On en a profité pour prendre un covoitureur qui allait se perdre en Norvège pour l’été. Plus on est de fous entassés, plus on rit. Sur place, j'ai limité fortement notre aire d'action géographique. Je le connais le piège de faire une liste longue comme le bras et de courir tout le voyage tel un chien de ferme après un mollet cycliste. Il s'agissait de se cantonner au riz euh pardon à la façade sud-ouest du pays sans aller plus haut qu'Ålesund. Et comme il y avait un certain nombre de lieux qui me faisaient de l’œil, nous avons quand même eu un trajet digne d’une otarie bourrée essayant d’échapper à une orque affamée. On a finalement fait l’essuie-glace obliquement dans l’Ouest : à gauche, à droite, à gauche, à droite, à droite, A DROITE . Il faut dire que les fjords et les montagnes n’arrangent pas les affaires du voyageur adepte des routes rectilignes, et cela malgré la passion tunnelière locale.
Le lien vers la carte du trajet : http://u.osmfr.org/m/434267/
Les Norvégiens Les Norvégiens sont des êtres blonds aux yeux bleus, parfois d’un blond tellement blond qu’on dirait qu’ils ont appliqué de la javel sur leurs cheveux. Effet secondaire qui donne la chair de poule, cela fait disparaître les sourcils… Le Norvégien est réservé et poli. L’été, soit il se balade torse nu, soit il quitte le pays pour des horizons plus propices au rougeoiement de sa peau laiteuse où il pourra faire valoir son pouvoir d’achat dément. La Norvégienne quant à elle a une prédisposition naturelle à se promener en sous-tif ou brassière dès le premier rayon de soleil. Le dimanche, jour du Seigneur et de l’hypocrisie, le Norvégienne ne boit pas (vente d’alcool interdit !) les autres jours, iel se cache pour boire puis déambule cahin-caha entre les maisons de bois à la pelouse verdoyante. La Norvégien apprécie également les sorties familiales du dimanche après-midi où il peut effectuer 1000 mètres de dénivelé en 3,5km avec ses enfants de 7 et 9 ans. Le tout les doigts dans le nez.
Le logement Le logement, c’était principalement notre tente de 2 m² que nous avons montée/démontée dans des campings de qualité très variable pour un prix pas donné. Souvent les sites sont jolis mais plantés en bordure de route malgré l’espace qu’offre le pays. Ca manque quand même d’arbres ou arbustes et d’emplacements un tant soit peu délimités. Ce dernier point permet pendant les nuits les plus chaudes de l’été d’entasser les touristes de passage dans une promiscuité certaine et de rentabiliser un maximum l’espace. Malynx le Norvégynx ! Par contre, les sanitaires sont en général en bon état mais avec douche payante. Bref, le camping c’est le moyen de logement le plus abordable hors camping sauvage mais en général, la qualité est moyennasse au vu des prix. J’ai séché une petite larme en pensant à feus les campings des parcs nationaux et provinciaux canadiens. Requiescat in pace. Pour reprendre notre souffle, nous avons quand même varié les plaisirs avec des logements en b&b, du camping sauvage, des hytter (des petites cabanes souvent présentes dans les campings mais également ailleurs, très pratiques, pas trop chères pour la Norvège et aux prestations variables : électricité, eaux courantes en option par exemple) et une nuit en « refuge ». Les refuges, il y en a partout la plupart sont accessibles à pied, non gardés avec parfois une sorte de self-service payant.
La bouffe Courez en Norvège (ah mince vous êtes confinés) et vous me direz des nouvelles du Brunost . Sinon c’est cher mais pas mauvais globalement, peu porté sur le poisson hors saumon d’élevage et assez roboratif. Et bonne surprise pour moi, il y a quand même une tradition boulangère et même s’il y a peu de boulangeries, on peut trouver pleins de pains et de sorte de viennoiseries dans les supermarchés. Cela égaie les multiples piques-niques.
Avant de commencer le carnet proprement dit, entamons notre hymne norvégien : So many stop signs Speed limit Curves’ gonna slow me down Like a wheel Gonna spin it Tourists’ gonna mess me around Hey, Satan Payin' my tolls Bein’ among sheepin' bands Hey, mamma Look at me I'm on the way to the promised land
Jour 1,5 60 mph – New Order Clermont-Ferrand - Neumünster A nous les petites autoroutes allemandes tant prisées de ce côté du Rhin pour l’absence de limites de vitesse. Parcours Montbéliard – Fribourg – Karlsruhe – Francfort – Kassel – Hannovre – Hambourg – Neumünster. C’est long et pénible avec des travaux publics pas très deutsche Qualität tous les 20 kms, un trafic chargé et des zones limitées sans limite de vitesse qui rendent la conduite dangereuse : à droite ça roule à 90, à gauche à 200 pour les plus fous et comme c’est saturé, ça donne un résultat sportif et désagréable. Je me demande comment ils font pour avoir aussi peu de morts sur les routes en Allemagne. A part ça, le voyage est sans histoire, le colis covoitureur est livré à Fribourg et on arrive entiers et fatigués à Cathédraleneuve.
Jour 2 Seemann – Rammstein Neumünster - Kristiansand
Les autoroutes allemandes c’est rapidement fini, on revient à de la tranquillité avec le Danemark. Nous avons choisi de prendre le ferry Hirtshals-Kristiansand qui permet d'arriver plus rapidement sur la côte ouest Et comme on a beaucoup d’avance sur l’horaire du ferry Hirtshals-Kristiansand, on se permet un détour vers une dune danoise dominant la mer du Nord. Le temps est pas idéal et le coin est assez fréquenté. Bof. Le voyage en ferry est sans histoire, les Norvégiens en profitent pour faire des réserves d’alcool et de legos (les deux produits les plus présents dans les magasins du bateau). Nous voilà enfin en Norvège, 1900 kilomètres plus tard, sur la plage de Christian. Sacré Clavier qui a fait des fidèles un peu partout en Scandinavie.
Jour 3 Why does it always rain on me? - Travis 180 km Kristiansand – Hauge Notre premier jour en Norvège et ça ne s’annonce pas glorieux, plutôt gris tendance pluie. Nous commençons par un rapide passage par un bout de zone payante de Kristiansand juste pour le plaisir et accessoirement quitter cette ville. Je me suis inscrit, par honnêteté, sur le site internet des péages norvégiens (gérés d’ailleurs par une société anglaise) et par la grâce de caméras bien placées, nous allons devoir payer quelques euros pour à peu près 100 mètres dans ladite ville. Pfff. Quant au programme aujourd’hui, nous allons à la conquête de l’ouest, l’ouest de Kristiansand et nos plans capotent très largement. Ca tombe, ça tombe, ça dégouline, dégringole, s’abat, déverse, pleuvoche, tantôt torrentiel, tantôt bruineux. Pas question de faire une rando ou toute autre activité de plein air. Je m’aperçois en plus dans la journée que mon imper n’est plus imperméable et que j’ai oublié mon surpantalon. Prions, mes bien chers Frères, mes bien chères Sœurs pour que la météo soit clémente. Sinon ça va être long. Dans un premier temps, jusqu’à Flekkefjord, nous nous mouvons plus ou moins le long de la côte sans l’apercevoir, d’une parce que c’est complètement bouché, de deux parce qu’il est difficile de distinguer ce qui tient d’un lac ou d’un fjord, de trois parce que la route principale ne suit pas la côte. Nous nous rabattons donc sur la visite sans trop musarder des petites villes blanches du sud de la Norvège, leurs villages blancs andalous à eux mais en différent : avec du bois, de la pluie et de la mer. Premier arrêt à Mandal, un vrai coup dans le cœur. Deuxième arrêt : Flekkefjord, très mignon. Troisième arrêt version hameau, Stornes en entrée de fjord, très, très mignon. Quatrième arrêt : Sognalstranda, très, très, très mignon. C’est le règne de la mignonitude humide. Une maison en bois par ci, un entrepôt en bois par-là, et des garages à bateau à foison.
Pas un temps à mettre un chat norvégien dehors (Flekkefjord)
Pas un temps à mettre un bateau norvégien dehors
Mais pourquoi on est dehors nous alors ? (Sognalstranda)Interlude de pipeau très intéressant : ces villes/villages, souvent fondés aux 17ème et 18ème siècle, sont les témoins de la politique mercantiliste du royaume du Danemark. L’État balbutiant entend organiser la production, la commercialisation et l’exportation des ressources comme le bois, les poissons et certains métaux de Norvège. Cette politique passe par la mise en place d’exploitations/manufactures à tendance monopolistique et la spécialisation des ports avec monopole des marchands d’abord hanséatiques (16ème siècle) puis néerlandais (17ème siècle) et enfin danois (17-18ème siècle). C’est d’ailleurs pour cela que le vieux centre de Flekkefjord est surnommé la ville hollandaise. Ce système mercantiliste fera par ailleurs les malheurs de l’Islande forcée de se soumettre pendant deux siècles à une compagnie royale danoise monopolistique à même d’imposer ses tarifs et ses conditions d’échange de marchandise. Les siècles sombres comme les appellent les Islandais ont en grande partie comme origine cette organisation économique très profitable pour la royauté danoise, beaucoup moins pour les habitants de l’île. La route 44 après Flekkefjord vaut par ailleurs son pesant de cacahuètes même si les conditions ne sont pas optimales pour en profiter. Tout le coin a été nommé magma geopark (patrimoine de l’UNESCO) dans une poussée de marketing touristique, des roches de la croûte terrestre d’une zone de subduction ayant fini par apparaître sous l’effet de l’érosion si j’ai bien compris. Point de volcan donc mais des effleurements d’anorthosites qui forment des paysage rocailleux arrondis et stériles comme autour d’Helleren et d’Åna Sira où devait se dérouler notre première randonnée norvégienne, projet qui tombe à l’eau (ahahah), noyé sous les larmes du ciel (ahahah). La partie la plus spectaculaire du trajet se trouve entre Åna Sira et Hauge où la route serpente tant bien mal entre les rochers. Nous goûtons le soir venu à la douceur des campings norvégiens : une espèce de carrière dans un espace réduit entre deux collines, un sol gravillonneux, pas de végétation et roule ma poule. Le seul avantage réside dans la vue en bout de carrière sur la côte. Pas vraiment de cuisine aménagée, des douches payantes : prometteur ! Le coupable aujourd’hui est le Vågan camping (garanti sans viande).
Jour 4 Sous le soleil exactement – Serge Gainsbourg 186km Hauge – Lysebotn Nuit et brouillard ce matin sur la Norvège et pourtant nous gardons espoir, le soleil vaincra. Nous continuons la route côtière pour faire une petite balade (4km aller-retour) jusqu’au Hådyr. C’est humide, boueux, bourbeux, fangeux, marécageux, tourbeux, machineux. C’est également l’occasion de compter la deuxième victime du voyage : le terrain a raison de mes chaussures de marche basses. Flap flap, bain de pieds et macération. Décidément, je suis équipé pour affronter l’humidité scandinave ! Arrivés au rocher censé donner un point de vue sympa sur la côte, c’est la douche froide (avec beaucoup de vapeur d’eau, la douche) : à gauche, du brouillard, à droite, du brouillard, droit devant, du brouillard, derrière, du brouillard et un bruit de ressac à nos pieds. Comme on est patient et qu’on croit en dame météo, nous nous asseyons pour attendre la percée du soleil. Une heure et quelques hésitations plus tard, ça se déchire (très) petit à petit, de quoi entrapercevoir une côte que je qualifierai de dantesque. J’adore ces rochers granitiques usés par les siècles, qui forment des forêts de sentinelles face à la mer.
Les portes de l'Hådyr s'ouvrent et pas de cerbères à l'horizon
Et ça tombe bien que j’adore ce paysage puisque pour l’étape suivante (décidément le gentil organisateur a tout prévu !), nous traversons sans s’arrêter Egersund, autre petite ville en bois, pour Eigerøya, son phare et son paysage rocailleux sous le soleil exactement, un soleil de plomb je dirais même plus. La baladounette de l’après-midi de 4 km est sans difficulté sur une autoroute pédestre et permet d’accéder à un point de vue maousse costaud sur l’île d’Eiger et son phare.
C'est un roc ! C'est un pic ! C'est un cap ! Que dis-je c'est une péninsule !
Eigerøya en beautéSi j’ai bien compris le norvégien, øy est le suffixe pour île et a celui pour « la » en général, même si la langue se scinde en deux types distincts nynorsk et bokmål et en de nombreuses variantes dialectiques locales qui provoquent des orthographes changeantes des panneaux et des cartes. Par exemple, kirke (église en bokmål) s’écrit aussi kyrkje en nynorsk, voire a d’autres déclinaisons locales plus obscures. Le nynorsk, pour ceux qui ne connaissent pas, est issu d’une (re)création linguistique du 19ème siècle type occitan ou breton en France : pour donner à la Norvège une langue pure de toute saleté étrangère, danoise plus particulièrement, des linguistes ont construit une langue sur un mélange des dialectes considérés comme les moins viciés par l’outre-Skagerrak, c’est-à-dire ceux du Telemark et des fjords du sud-ouest. A contrario, le bokmål est un dérivé dédanoiïsé de la langue parlée (du danois grosso modo) dans les villes comme Oslo au début du 19ème siècle. De nos jours, il y a donc deux langues officielles et le nynorsk est très connoté nationaliste et perd du terrain : 13% des Norvégiens, principalement dans l’ouest, le parlent comme langue maternelle. Nous nous dirigeons ensuite vers l’intérieur des terres en direction de Lysebotn, le paysage change, pâturage, forêt et lacs avant de rentrer dans des zones à l’environnement plus âpre et tourmenté. Gloppedalsura (à vos souhaits) est l’occasion d’un arrêt bienvenu pour un point de vue sur un chaos de rochers impressionnant et son lac attenant.
Gloppedalsura, lieu de franche rigolade entre Allemands et Norvégiens pendant la Seconde Guerre Mondiale
Nous remontons ensuite la Øvstabødalen, vallée glaciaire à citer dans toute conférence de géologie de bon niveau pour la perfection de sa forme en auge. Le parcours est varié, peu fréquenté et plaisant avant de plonger sur une zone moins sympa bien dotée en stations de ski et en habitat folklorico-traditionnel, ici des immeubles/chalets en bois sombre et toit végétalisé. L’avantage, au-delà du côté très artificiel des stations, c’est que les bâtiments se fondent dans la végétation.La dernière partie du trajet, très belle mais pas très agréable à conduire tant la petite route est saturée par la circulation, traverse un plateau rocailleux avant de plonger vers le Lysefjord. Malheureusement, la route de descente, assez connue (elle est le lieu d’une compétition estivale de ski sur route très cotée) une fois passée le restaurant et bien que sûrement impressionnante vue d’un drone, n’offre quasiment aucune vue sur la vallée et le fjord. Ce qu’elle offre par contre, c’est un tunnel en épingle à cheveux, un classique que l’on retrouvera à plusieurs reprises dans les fantaisies souterraines norvégiennes. Le camping du soir, bonsoir, le Kjerag Lysebotn camping, jouit d’un site splendide et est bien équipé (cuisine, sanitaire). Malheureusement, comme on est en Norvège, il n’y a aucun arbre/arbuste et une promiscuité assez forte et accentuée par l’affluence d’un jour de juillet ensoleillé. Bref on se marche dessus comme des manchots en période de reproduction dans leur colonie.
Quand je vous dis que le site est splendide...Jour 5 Highway song – System of a Down 78km Lysebotn - Hjelmeland Aujourd’hui, c’est notre journée rando de masse dit trek pour ceux qui se sentent une âme d’aventurier, juste une âme, il ne faut pas trop abuser de l’aventure. Donc aujourd’hui, c’est le Kjeragbolten, concession faite à la liste des randonnées obligatoires. La Norvège fait partie de ces pays où la randonnée est l’une des activités touristiques obligatoires y compris pour des personnes qui ne marchent jamais par ailleurs. Pour la Norvège, l’activité s’effectue bien sûr en masse sur les mêmes chemins en cochant les fameuses cases de la to do list comprenant dans l’Ouest Preikestolen, Trolltunga, Kjeragbolten, Bessegen et Aurlandsdalen. Nous nous sommes contentés du rocher suspendu Kjerag, choisi car dans mon esprit, moins facilement accessible au commun du touriste (et moi je suis un touriste hors du commun, un tourista). C’est sûrement vrai mais cela n’empêche pas le monde… Je le savais, je le savais, j’étais prévenu, j’ai râlé avant, j’ai râlé pendant, je râle encore après et pourtant je n’ai pas d’oiseau dans la gorge et il n’y avait pas de genêts dans la balade (cf le râle des genêts pour comprendre la blagounette). La randonnée commence par un parking gigantesque au tarif prohibitif. Nous payons sans moufter nos 30 euros (un repas dans un resto semi gastro en France pour ceux qui n’ont pas le sens des valeurs). J’espère que personne ne s’arrête juste pour voir la vue car de vue il n’y en a point : le point de vue est occupé par un restaurant qui met un point d’honneur à boucher accessoirement la vue. Et pour accéder à sa terrasse/point de vue, il faut payer. Bon, nous, on a du pain sur la planche et quelques montées raidasses en attente. Dont acte. Trafic fluide en ce début de matinée, quelques problèmes de surchauffe moteur pour la première montée puis la vitesse de croisière est atteinte pour une arrivée prévue à 10h30. Ce n’est pas encore un bouchon au niveau du rocher mais la circulation est déjà dense à l’approche. Au retour, le trafic est extrêmement chargé et les comportements touristico-idiots se multiplient (équipement inadéquat, coupage des routes à travers champs, ralentissements dus aux selfies intempestifs. Ne pas utiliser votre téléphone en conduisant, que la sécurité routière vous dit !).

Pas un coin où amener sa traban
Sur le fond, la rando, 12 km et 700 mètres de dénivelée, est très chouette avec de belles vues sur le fjord et Lysebotn en particulier au début de la 3ème montée et tout au bout.

Le Lysefjord
Le caillou est flippant et spectaculaire tout comme la plateforme juste à côté. Une queue au bord d'un à pic de 1000 mètres se forme pour monter dessus (même pas en rêve, je fais un truc pareil).
Le mythe
La réalité
Il est loisible d’explorer les environs du Kjeragbolten pour profiter d’un peu de la tranquillité des avancées rocheuses spectaculaires et des vues majestueuses sur le fjord. Bref ça claque grave.
Le Lysefjord n'a pas bougéOn redescend à Lysebotn pour prendre un ferry réservé à l’avance. Et quand on voit le « ferry » arriver, on se dit que la réservation était une bonne idée. Rentrée en marche arrière et tassage de voitures dans un espace réduit pour notre mini-croisière sur le Lysefjord. Très bien la mini-croisière qui permet de s’apercevoir de la hauteur des falaises entourant le Kjeragbolten et d’apercevoir le Preikestolen où nous n’irons pas.

Le Kjeragbolten vu d'en bas. Les 1000 mètres de vide y sont bien
La croisière s'amuseLe camping du soir se trouve à Hjelmeland et est ingénieusement intitulé Hjelmeland camping. Celui-ci fait dans l’original puisque nous avons planté notre tente dans le parc arboré d’une sorte de manoir qui sert de dortoir. Une chouette vue, une cuisine bien équipée et assez d’espace pour ne pas se marcher dessus (en principe, avec les Norvégiens, on ne sait jamais, ils pourraient parquer votre tente ou votre van à 50 cm du voisin), voilà pour les avantages. Pour les inconvénients, les sanitaires sont peu nombreux, peu pratiques et se salissent vite (forcément).











