A long journey around Australia
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Sunday, October 1st, 2023 Mulhouse-London We dumped our trash on our neighbors. We hugged, overflowing with emotion. Then Léa from Taxis S showed up. She knows us well. For ages, she’s been our driver. She was practically the official taxiwoman for the trips of the company where Dom and I met. She knew us when we were single! Almost teenagers! She knows everyone and fills in the biographies of people we’d forgotten. Across the street, while we loaded the luggage, S., perched in his window frame, waved a handkerchief. This wasn’t just any trip. Then things got tricky. It’s funny how fate sinks its teeth into our happy moments—there’s this whole intermediate phase where the poison seeps in unnoticed because you’re still in the dark... First, there was a delay on our flight to London. Dom immediately went on high alert, while I stayed calm. In my mind, we had two hours. I knew we had to go from Terminal 5 to Terminal 4, but two hours—come on, that’s plenty, right?

Bad calculation! Because those two hours were between the first flight’s landing and the second’s takeoff. But flights close at least half an hour before departure. Getting from one terminal to another means taking a shuttle bus. We waited for the one going to Terminal 4... until a young guy paid to direct people (who hadn’t seen us) informed us it was no longer possible to access Terminal 4 without going through Terminal 2 first for a connection! That really cranked up the pressure. We started installing a mental countdown with a programmed explosion at the end—guaranteed stress with added beads of sweat. The terminal bus was driven by a young Pakistani guy. We were *so* tense we bombarded him with our frantic, repetitive questions. “So? When are we getting there? What’s happening? Why aren’t we moving?” Our eyes were glued to our watches. The poor guy knew. Perfectly. Because it was obvious—no way around it. We weren’t going to make it. It was impossible. But Dom and I stubbornly refused to believe it. Then the kid stopped the bus. Me, hysterical: “What are you doing? What’s going on? Our plane takes off in... in... 4 minutes!!!! We’re gonna miss iiiiiit!” He wasn’t calm either. “You’ve already missed it!” He explained we had to cross a zone that required an escort car to clear a path through the runways. Impossible to do without. It’s forbidden. We had to WAIT (!!!). Then he got a radio call—he had to rush to Terminal 3 to pick up a passenger who was *super* tight on time. “Amir!!!! It’s RIGHT NOW!” they yelled in his already-red ears, thanks to the complaints of two hysterical Frenchies. Dom and I were in overdrive, hallucinating! We wanted to stop him, maybe even hit him to prevent him from turning around. He picked up the girl, whom we instantly hated like the most despicable witch. I turned on my data, searched for Malaysia Airlines’ number at Terminal 4, called, and actually got someone—quite a feat. A woman cut off my frantic rambling with a blunt “It’s over, the check-in is closed, the plane is about to take off.” I heard her but refused to accept it. I yelled, “We’re coming!” She shot back her monolithic “It’s over.” Finally at the doors of that damn Terminal 4, we ran—*really* ran—a marathon, Gate 6, security checks, pat-downs, “Take off your belts,” we asked questions, everyone seemed confident, we ran with one hand holding up our pants, the other clutching our belt, Gate 6—the room was empty. A girl was sitting there, calmly on the phone. We pounced on her. She calmed us down. Little by little, the light came back. Our brains rebooted. We finally understood it was over. We’d have to start crafting a new plan with the new reality. It started with a return to Terminal 5 to talk to British Airways, which took a good hour. With the same driver as before. We were alone with him. He took the time to apologize, to assure us it wasn’t his fault, that our problem had no solution, that nothing could’ve changed the outcome. At BA, we were exhausted. We were greeted by a handsome young man in a navy-blue uniform with gold stripes everywhere. We could’ve made a scene, but we were just relieved to find someone who’d take charge of our story. It was a minimal response, but it was *a* response. I suppose we could’ve demanded a business-class upgrade or a free trip, but we were just happy with a few vouchers for food, a hotel room with breakfast, and a little bag with plastic toys, a razor, toothbrush, hygiene products, and a T-shirt... Trinkets... But we were fine with it all—we said thank you eagerly because the essential was assured. He found us seats on flights tomorrow. *Tomorrow.* We were afraid to hope! We had the exact same flights but a day later. The same crappy times, but it was all good. We felt saved from the shipwreck, like survivors. - And what about the luggage? - .... !!!!

Monday, October 2nd, 2023 London - Kuala Lumpur

It wasn’t the Ritz, but with exhaustion on our side, we slept well. The continental breakfast was way better than we’d expected from an Ibis Budget. Still, it wasn’t enough to restore my joy for life. The course correction had turned into an arduous obstacle course. I scoured the car rental site every which way. Couldn’t reschedule the car. I’d done it before, but this time... Not to mention the laptop battery was complaining—the Brits have this quirk of making their power outlets incompatible with our chargers. Frustrated, I called them but ended up with a girl who declared herself incompetent and offered to have someone from Avis in Perth call me back—someone who’d supposedly handle rentals better. I decided to wait while taking a bath. Barely settled in, the phone rang. I was soaking wet, of course, and asked Dom to answer. Unfortunately, she’s known for disliking my phone, and in a clumsy move, she hung up. We got annoyed. She put dry towels on the edge of the bathtub, but—another false move—they fell in the water. The phone rang again... I completely redid the plans for the next two days, then transferred the files to my phone to consult them later offline. I plugged in my USB cable... *Plop!* The battery died abruptly—my PC shut down without any of the usual polite warnings! I looked around, hoping to find someone to strangle... Long story short, you can tell the day started under the worst omens. I was in a foul mood and spread my bad vibes to Dominique, who was initially in much better spirits... I called Mastercard, hoping to get a refund for the non-refundable night in Perth we’d already paid for. Same old song: “We’ll call you back”... Then... I’ll cut it short—buses, trains, lots of waiting... We rushed to reach the infamous Terminal 4.



We tried new options and convinced ourselves that a delayed departure flight is unrecoverable, no matter the scenario. We were furious that BA hadn’t bothered to tell us, leaving us to run around like rats in a burning house.

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023 Kuala Lumpur-Perth

The flight was pretty nice. 13 hours, though. Dom and I were facing each other across the aisle. We could get up easily whenever we wanted without bothering anyone and chat when we felt like it. Besides, their chicken was amazing. They were kind enough to offer Dom a truly remarkable glass of rum. Good movies too, including the excellent *Prisoners* by Denis Villeneuve. At KL, during boarding, we developed a nagging worry about our luggage. We checked with some Malaysian Airlines staff. I sensed their hesitation. They made calls. Then changed their minds, giving us smiles and thumbs up...

Wednesday, October 4th, 2023 Perth

*Happy is the man who, like Ulysses, has had a fine voyage.* Well, for us, it wasn’t that. Finally arrived, we experienced the loneliness of tourists watching the baggage carousel spin, emptying of its precious containers one by one, until only a handful of travelers were left, staring at each other in disbelief. Without luggage, you’re kinda screwed. Not even a change of socks—our feet had been swimming in the same shoes for 3 days. No adapter, so no laptop. No toiletries. We could’ve cried! The lost luggage guy played his part. If you want compensation, fill out the disclaimer on the website made for that. And then, “Don’t worry, your luggage will arrive tomorrow!” “Don’t worry?!” From the start of the trip, we’ve been jerked around, fed lies. Tomorrow is the *absolute* last chance to get them back. Beyond that, we’d have to scramble a whole new trip. And lose a lot in the process! I have no idea how to go about it. Tomorrow... OMG... Tomorrow... We landed at 1 AM. Avis, the car rental place, opens at 6:30. Luckily, we found some decent breakfast. It cheered us up and gave us a second wind. Incorrigible, we started believing again! Well, then we just killed time. What else was there to do?



In front of Avis’s little shack, we were freezing. We’d been there since dawn. The girl who showed up, a Latina, immediately saw us as a nuisance who’d ruin her hopes of a peaceful start. Her face and tone were as unwelcoming as possible. You know us—it ended with hugs. She gave us a gorgeous, brand-new car! A hybrid with ultra-sophisticated features, all buttons you shouldn’t touch if you want to drive this thing without causing irreparable damage! We’re off! Driving on the left is easy at first. You think about it constantly. It’s counterintuitive, it takes effort. It’s later, when you get used to it and confidence sets in, that it becomes dangerous—old reflexes can send you into a wall. Anyway, the car and I immediately clicked.

In Perth, underground parking next to the hotel, friendly welcome—we ended up forgetting all the morning’s mishaps. Should we go sightseeing?

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DO Dolma Globetrotter ·
Your lively, funny, and dynamic writing makes me want to follow your adventure—and that’s exactly what I’ll do with pleasure. Okay, I’m not as big a fan of the photos, but no worries, I can skip them if I want. See you for the next part then! 🙂
un chemin et la caresse du vent, alors je pars en voyage...
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Thanks! We’re off for two and a half months of wandering. Without photos, it’d still feel like a shame. They’re gonna take up more and more space, I think, as the adventure goes on!
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We subscribed to Telstra, the local SFR equivalent, to get decent internet on our phones—especially for GPS. Then we bought our survival essentials: nets, fly-proof hats, bug repellent, and a 25L cooler for areas with no restaurants... We hauled all that to the car, parked on the second floor. Dom said, "We’re walking down!" At her place, that’s not a suggestion—it’s more like "that’s how it is, and that’s that." I followed her, she opened a door, we rushed in, and it slammed shut behind us. It was a trap. A deadly, multi-sensory one. First, there were the ultrasonic sounds—a kind of whistling, like tinnitus but way worse! Sonic torture! Then, almost immediately, the suffocating smell of toilets. Waste accumulated for decades. We ran through every floor—EVERY door was locked, with no handles. Only one hadn’t fully latched. But it was a hair’s breadth away from locking. We needed a screwdriver. I searched. The car keys? Dom rummaged through her bag. Then, suddenly fueled by the critical situation, I used every ounce of strength I had. The door budged a little. That encouraged me—I gave it everything I had, and it gave way. We were free! Hooray! After crisscrossing the city, we realized just how big it was. To cover more ground, we decided to rent bikes. The internet suggested a rental place 600 meters away. I called to be sure. A friendly guy encouraged me to come over. Twenty minutes later, we had gorgeous bikes—without leaving any deposit. Nothing. Not even an ID. That’s when we really grasped we’d entered a different world!

We cycled along Riverside Drive to Heirisson Island—a nature reserve enclave. Strangely, it was completely deserted. Just Dom and me. In the middle of the city. A mystery!

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A house that innocently gets in the way of a duck crossing is attacked by both parents, determined to fight to the death for their ducklings' survival!



Some ibises...



A group of pelicans...



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Cormorants... Mr. and Mrs....



On the shore of the aptly named Swan River lies a swan that’s been strangely strangled. It intrigues us. We get closer when suddenly, Mrs. or Mom appears, demanding answers. She clearly wants contact. Dom and I, thrown off balance, don’t know what to do—except for the cowardly escape on our bikes...









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We had dinner at a Venezuelan steakhouse. It was really good with a Chilean wine. Great for morale—until the bill arrived. When it comes to inflation, the Australians are way ahead...

DO Dolma Globetrotter ·
Yeah, yeah, I get it—this forum really wants photos in travel journals 😕.

I’m not against a few well-chosen ones (really well-chosen) to liven up the story, but in your case, I think it’s gonna be too much for me , no worries, like I said above, I’ll skip and READ.
un chemin et la caresse du vent, alors je pars en voyage...
MO Montagnard74 Globetrotter ·
Hello! I’m also setting off—something tells me Australia is going to be on my radar pretty soon, and recent travel journals here are few and far between 😉 But I don’t get it: why rent a car right away at the airport just to stay in Perth and bike around? Aren’t there rental places in the city when you’re ready to leave?

Quick tip for your journal: The site limits you to 300 photos! Just mentioning it since I gather this’ll be a long trip 😉
"Le véritable voyage de découverte ne consiste pas à chercher de nouveaux paysages, mais à avoir de nouveaux yeux." Marcel Proust
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Perth is just a (short) stopover. We’ll be back on the road the very next day. But don’t forget—we’ve got to pick up the luggage first! With a car, we’re totally independent. It’s wherever and whenever we want! For the 300-photo limit, I’ll open a second travel journal when the time comes...
SO Solene40 Veteran ·
Now *that’s* a travel journal that’s out of the ordinary, Jean Luc 👏. I’m laughing, I’m loving it, but my eyes are hurting sometimes because the text is so dense—could you space it out a bit so I can breathe 😄?

When I see what’s already happened to you in just 2 days, it promises *very* big moments 🤯. But I didn’t quite get it: is this live or when was it? See you soon, Christelle
Le monde est comme un miroir, si tu lui souris, il te sourit aussi!
MO Montagnard74 Globetrotter ·
Wow, Jean Luc, this is some out-of-the-ordinary travel journal stuff! 👍 But I didn’t quite get it—is this live or when was it? See you soon, then! Christelle

It’s written in bold, Christelle: October 2023 🏴‍☠️
"Le véritable voyage de découverte ne consiste pas à chercher de nouveaux paysages, mais à avoir de nouveaux yeux." Marcel Proust
JL Jlcro Regular ·
As Bruno pointed out, it was last year. At the time, I kept a sort of travel journal that I’m sharing here to celebrate the reopening of this site—I was already enjoying it a few years back.
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Thursday, October 5, 2023 Cervantes We slept like we’d been drugged. A really deep sleep. Gotta say, the bedding is amazing—American quality! European Hotel 97 Murray Street, Perth CBD, 6000 Perth, Australia Parking across the street, AC, fridge, central location

2 nights: 278 AUD / 180 € — the place to be! But we wake up so excited we skip breakfast. One obsession: our suitcases. The guys at the airport didn’t call us, not a yes or a no—nothing. I call several times and get a voicemail that’s full. It stresses me out! We drive to the airport and search for someone to talk to. They send us around. “It’s not us, go see Malaysian Airlines,” they say without even looking at us. We’re dying a slow death in marked indifference. We look for the offices. Exhausted and fuming, we go to the airline’s check-in counter where three guys are chatting calmly. After we explain our situation, a guy in the background who overheard the conversation calls out: - What are you doing here? You shouldn’t have come! Your suitcase was sent to your address in Cervantes just 20 minutes ago! - ...Wait, what?! You’re sure?! - I’m the one who sent them! Personally! They’re there, I’m telling you! Dom and I are torn between joy and worry. We don’t know how to take the news. We’ve been told so many lies... We’ve lost trust... Anyway, there’s no other choice but to start the trip north... Destination: Nambung National Park, home of the Pinnacles Desert. At the entrance, a barrier, a booth with a friendly woman. I roll down the window—instantly, a swarm of flies attacks me. It’s a big topic on forums. We’d prepared by getting head nets, but it’s still a shock! They hit every exposed part of your body—everywhere. Eyes, ears, nose... What’s their goal if not to be downright unbearable? The woman explains the park’s rules, the loops, whatever—long enough that I stop listening, too busy fighting off the pests. She ignores them completely and talks to me like nothing’s happening. As for the Pinnacles... Pictures say it better than words!

















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Then we hit the road again toward Cervantes through stunning landscapes. Except for a few emus in the distance, despite the famous yellow signs scattered along the road, we don’t see much wildlife. The kangaroos? We spot them as carcasses picked apart by crows on the side of the road! When we arrive at the motel, we immediately notice our two suitcases sitting in a corner of the reception. Suddenly, an intense mystical experience—we hear a magnificent symphony performed by a choir of hundreds of angels scattered in the clouds. It’s breathtaking! We reunite with our two runaway suitcases like parents welcoming back children who’d been missing for 20 years! The motel is a small apartment. Basic room. The restaurant closes at... 5 PM. I check Google. There’s a lobster place that’s been advertised for miles, making our mouths water... We rush over... Too late... We’ve already checked all the restaurants in the area. Except one. We dash there. Cold room, obviously overcrowded, mostly Asian tourists... But the menu... The wines... Oh my god! It costs the price of a new car, but you don’t regret a single cent!

Then...

Well, we enjoyed ourselves, but then we had to pay the bill. A nearly sleepless night, munching on Maalox, completely wrecked by acid reflux... Damn! Gotta set some limits, though!
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Friday, October 6, 2023 Port Gregory

If you don’t like the beach, if you don’t like flowers, skip this page—there’s nothing interesting for you today. We first stopped for coffee in Jurien Bay. The one at the Motel was instant! Jurien Bay is kid paradise. A beautifully designed seaside resort with playgrounds everywhere, skate parks, piers...





We hesitated this morning. Not far from our route, Lesueur National Park is known for hosting plants that exist nowhere else. But we had a long drive—4 hours on the road... Well, we shouldn’t have skipped it—the park is gorgeous! Pictures...









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We left the trail on a whim after Dominique was overwhelmed by the heat. The car’s thermometer read 40°C, and there’s practically no shade anywhere on the site. It’s unbearable! So we hit the road again and passed a... Rough-scaled skink that escaped my camera. The animal isn’t fast, but braking, fumbling for my camera, opening the car door... frtttt... gone...

A long drive north, then, with some really beautiful landscapes... Without really meaning to, we ended up at the amazing Pink Lake...







We arrive at Port Gregory Caravan Park. It’s a site dedicated to campervans but also rents out plenty of “cabins.” The local boss shows us ours, then bluntly explains there’s no internet, 3G coverage is patchy, and there are no restaurants nearby. Plus, the shops are closed at this hour. Goodbye. Dom and I look at each other. No way we’re skipping dinner. We’re both on the same page. I manage a quick Google search and look for THE closest restaurant. It’s almost dark. It’s 48 kilometers away. We end up in a little dive.

Actually, it’s really nice. People are generally super friendly. We were absolutely blown away by the quality of the meat! It was amaaaazing! Even Dom gave them top marks for the cooking, which is rare.



We drove the 48 kilometers back, thrilled with our lucky find. We’re digesting despite last night’s troubles while gazing at an incredible sky...
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Saturday, October 7, 2023 Kalbarri We had a peaceful 2.5-hour drive listening to early 70s records. Kalbarri, right away, is all about the sea. Tall pinkish-gray cliffs against a blue ocean backdrop. It’s really cool. We explore. Island Rock Lookout

Red Bluff lookout...

We spot dolphins...

We even convinced ourselves we saw whales... We wouldn’t swear on our kids’ lives, but on the lives of a few public figures I’d rather not name—absolutely sure!

We finally arrive at Kalbarri Palm Resort. And there, surprise! Just chilling on the lawn... Our first ones!



We decide to head inland toward the famous Nature’s Window...

It’s a stunner! The geology of this valley is a succession of thin red and pink layers lining the Murchison River gorges. It’s something else!



Let the first one who hasn’t posted THE photo of the famous window on their Instagram throw the first stone!
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We didn’t rack up the kilometers! The stifling heat quickly boiled our brains under our hats and nets. We retreated into survival mode! Help!

A day worth celebrating. We’d said that to each other, nudging ribs when we were dreaming about the trip on our terrace back... Where was it again? So far away now! Anyway, we whispered to each other, "The first kangaroo, we celebrate! Properly!" So tonight’s festive—it’ll be (again) a "seafood platter with lobsters" and Australian Merlot because you can’t just eat these little critters any old way! Yum yum! Stepping out all dressed up, we’re surprised by an incredible flock of parrots. They’re taking over everything with the racket of Huns invading the city, intent on causing chaos! Everyone take cover!







We meet Loraine there. A French woman who spotted us because she ALSO works at the hotel. She works everywhere. It’s a necessity to renew her visa beyond the usual limits. She’s been traveling around Australia for a year and wants to extend it for at least another year. She loves it. As a waitress and all-around hotel helper, she earns 150 AUD a day with room and board. Nearly 100 €. Enough to leave with a little savings... We chatted nonstop—she even forgot her customers! Anyway, she’s a gem, full of tips and tricks. We’ll see her again... And then the rest... Same old story... We’ve got WiFi. Usable depending on the time and place... Dom’s in touch with the kids. She shows me photos... Don’t lose the thread...
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Sunday, October 8, 2023 Kalbarri Loraine’s a hoot. She really sells her adopted country. Last night: - - So, is it really true about the spiders here? Are they dangerous? - - Deadly! There’s actually an atrax in the hotel area, but don’t worry, it stays in its nest all day and eats whatever comes within reach... For it to be a problem, you’d have to step on it! We, in unison: - - Can we see it? - - Sure! Meet you at the bottom of your stairs at 7:30 tomorrow morning! This morning: - - Sorry, I went by earlier—it wasn’t in its nest anymore. - - So... it’s out and about somewhere around here now!? - - Gotta assume so. But don’t worry, honestly, it’s chill... If you’re interested, there’s a cool blue-tongued lizard in those bushes over there. Ever since she said that, we’ve never walked past those bushes without scanning them. We’ve inspected them hundreds of times! No luck! And also... - - Are there snakes? - - Tons! Brown ones. They’re super thin. Not deadly... Well, unless you don’t get treated within 4 hours! They’ve got the antivenom, so you’ll pull through. But it’s best to avoid them (!!), apparently it’s *extremely* painful...



What a character, Loraine. Back in her hometown of Annecy, she’s gonna be a hit with her way of presenting things! On her recommendation, we went for breakfast at the Pelican. Right across the street, Kalbarri has a Pelican feeding program. These birds, like the kangaroos, are part of the seaside town’s attractions. They take good care of them—they’re the goose that lays the golden eggs. So every morning at 8:45, it’s a big draw for kids and adults alike...





We went back to the Murchison Gorge. To the Z-Bend. Gorgeous view, once again. But we’re done playing with our lives. We’re sticking to the shortest loops. Beyond that, we just can’t! It’s *scorching* out there!





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Living it up! Attack! !







11 kilometers away, Skywalks offer an even more breathtaking view (it’s stunning, but just a little more!)!



Then back home. Pool time.

At 5 PM, happy hour at the... Wait! Doesn’t matter! The 5 PM pint ritual knows no borders!
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AT Attila Globetrotter ·
For the 300-photo limit, I’d open a second travel journal when the time comes...

That’s not possible.

So far, follow-up journals have been censored.

It’s actually mentioned in the intro blurb when you open a journal.

But you can edit the current journal and remove some photos to stay under the 300-photo limit in the end.😉

If your journal has multiple parts, make sure to post all parts in the same journal (in the same thread). Journals spread across multiple threads are no longer accepted
Ponts du monde : concours de photos amical de juillet 2026 Rubrique Jeux Voyages C'est le moment de poster vos meilleurs clichés !
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Monday, October 9, 2023 François Peron National Park The AC in the car got the better of me. I wake up at 2 AM with a cold. I’m feeling the jet lag way more than Dom. I barely sleep a few hours here and there, but I’m hanging in there. I feel ready for the long drive to Peron.

Early in the morning, as the daylight gently appears, a small group of kangaroos grows bolder, listening at the doors, making sure there’s nothing to scavenge on the doorstep...





Breakfast at Red Bluff, then it’s time to hit the road... The long road. The *very* long road.

Still, right at the start of the journey, we spotted a family of emus wandering around the nearby bush—one of the many areas rebounding from the flames that regularly reset the surrounding vegetation. The landscape is mostly made up of the same monotonous, charmless bushes...



C’moooon... keep driving... Outside, the heat is beating down hard... My cold means I can’t use the AC, but come on—would you just let yourself die? Without AC, it’s not an option!



Thankfully, two and a half hours were made bearable by an incredible episode of *Pieds sur terre* about a sordid story involving a famous Prix de Rome-winning architect in the ultra-bourgeois milieu of Paris’s 6th arrondissement, followed by *Le Masque et la Plume*. We arrive at Hamelin Pool, famous for its stromatolites—rock formations resulting from cyanobacteria activity... Anyway, don’t bother looking too much into it; a cyclone destroyed most of the site, which is now off-limits...
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Later, the famous Shell Beach—a beach made up of millions of tiny white shells...









And last but not least, Eagle Bluff—a viewpoint overlooking a stunning bay. Turquoise waters teem with sharks, rays, and sea turtles below. We had the *brilliant* idea to bring our binoculars, without which all of that would’ve just looked like vaguely moving blobs...



JL Jlcro Regular ·
After that, it was just a matter of letting ourselves glide toward the RAC Monkey Mia Dolphin Resort... On the way to this prestigious spot, we—we won’t be doing that again anytime soon—spotted a small cemetery. And of course, we stopped. We didn’t regret it! !









And suddenly...



It’s an Australian Golden Orbweaver. Ever heard of Google Lens? It’s magic for identifying a plant or animal! She’s impressive, but “they'll bite if provoked, as any spiders will, but are not harmful and their venom has barely any impact on people. There can be mild pain and swelling around a bite site, and you might experience some nausea.” All good. A little pang in the heart when arriving at the Delphin... We’re stepping into mass tourism here, the kind we try to avoid... Everything to be wary of is right there... It’s a money vacuum... Though it does come with a few perks... A gorgeous balcony with a sea view. A very classy restaurant that’s also really good... Great selection of draft beers at the bar... In Kalbarri, we were squatted by fearless kangaroos; here, it’s the emus...



And so, a sumptuous dinner by the sea—black Angus for both of us with an Australian Shiraz... And then all the rest... You know what I mean... It’s orange with an orange taste, but with a little something extra to spice it up...
JO Jojoone1 Globetrotter ·
For the 300-photo limit, I’d just open a travel journal #2 when the time comes...

No, you just have to avoid posting most of the photos with Dom in them, that’s all.
« Tout le monde s'interroge sur comment laisser une meilleure planète à nos enfants, mais on devrait plutôt penser à laisser de meilleurs enfants pour notre planète. » Clint Eastwood
JL Jlcro Regular ·
This is my trip. My travel journal reflects my experience. It’ll have the photos I put in it. There are tons of other way more exciting travel journals out there for those who might find mine boring. And if there are limits, well, it’ll just stop. Who cares?
JO Jojoone1 Globetrotter ·
Who cares? Our eyes. For kindness’s sake, it’s best to avoid blurry photos, for example. The travel journal will be all the more beautiful for it. Otherwise, no offense intended, but a travel journal and a family album aren’t the same thing. You gain something by not showing yourself all the time. That said, you do you—especially if your goal is to have the reader lose interest after two pages.

Still, rest assured that your adventures fascinate me. Especially for such a long stay, which was probably very well prepared. Plus, I loved the first page of your story. I recognized some of my own moments of anxiety and exasperation in it.
« Tout le monde s'interroge sur comment laisser une meilleure planète à nos enfants, mais on devrait plutôt penser à laisser de meilleurs enfants pour notre planète. » Clint Eastwood
MO Montagnard74 Globetrotter ·
Anyway, I'm signing off. Good night everyone and happy travels! Best,
"Le véritable voyage de découverte ne consiste pas à chercher de nouveaux paysages, mais à avoir de nouveaux yeux." Marcel Proust
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Same here. Have a good day.
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
There aren’t many travel journals about Australia here, and even fewer that last as long as yours. It’d be a shame to give up now.

Ignore the naysayers and let the quitters quit.

As for the 300-photo limit, I can’t imagine splitting this long trip into several parts—each covering a different region, for example—would be seen as bending the rules. After all, that’s exactly what Vaikeaiti did in 2018, writing around ten journals, each focused on a specific Australian place, region, or itinerary. And if you decide to present just one, you’d still have room for four photos a day. In that case, you could trim some of the photos you’ve already posted (you can always go back and edit a travel journal).

Come on, you’ve got to take us all the way to Exmouth! Looking forward to reading more...
JO Jojoone1 Globetrotter ·
I totally agree. Criticism should be seen as constructive. We kindly ask for the rest.
« Tout le monde s'interroge sur comment laisser une meilleure planète à nos enfants, mais on devrait plutôt penser à laisser de meilleurs enfants pour notre planète. » Clint Eastwood
AT Attila Globetrotter ·
As for the 300-photo limit, I can’t imagine splitting this long stay into several parts based on different regions, for example, would be seen as bending the rules.

So why didn’t Michel keep his travel journal going, then? 298 photos
Ponts du monde : concours de photos amical de juillet 2026 Rubrique Jeux Voyages C'est le moment de poster vos meilleurs clichés !
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Thanks for your comforting words—it’s a nice change from stuff like “the photos are terrible, they’re blurry, we can’t take your girlfriend anymore, this has become the worst slideshow night of my life… etc.” I hope the masters of elegance have learned to master indifference and will manage to ignore me. It shouldn’t be that hard, even for them. I’m okay with your suggestion to cut back on the visuals with fewer photos. I need to take a step back—images seemed more telling than the story, but alright, I’ll make the effort for you.
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Tuesday, October 10, 2023 François Peron National Park We’re eating the best steaks in the country, breakfast is great with real toast and marmalade jam. The staff are in uniform and so is the crowd, but it’s not really our vibe. Still, we’re having fun! We watch the whole ceremony out of the corner of our eye, amused. But two days will be plenty. More than enough! Early in the morning, we watch the dolphin feeding. Oddly enough, while the ocean is full of them, a few dolphins have gotten into the habit of hanging around the beach hoping someone will literally put fish in their mouths. Much to the delight of kids and adults alike!



It’s still a bit *Jaws*, don’t you think?



Gotta admit, we’re pretty comfy with an ocean view and all that.

Leaving the little apartment, not far from the trash cans, we came across a skink! Yeah, I didn’t know they existed either. (Oh my god, without Google Lens…)

In the middle of the afternoon, we went to drink liters of seawater (yuck) while trying out our masks and snorkels. The water’s at just the right temperature. A little woozy (exhaustion + salt), we walked along the shore on a beach piled high with millennia of shell deposits. A kid’s paradise! A really nice walk with a French guy diving desperately to find his sunglasses that fell into the water, while his partner watched with an amused look. I tried to help, but the water was super murky—this guy had set himself an impossible challenge. Pelicans, a beautiful ray (stingray?), and then, far off as the rising tide became threatening, the reserve’s waterbirds in full conference.

With Dom, as we got closer, we gave them a nice little scare!



Then the excellent IPA on tap, the black Angus steak, fresh-squeezed orange juice—life as it is these days, while the idea of paradise still feels possible…
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Wednesday, October 11, 2023 François Peron National Park - Carnarvon We ditched the raisin toast at the Dolphin to grab breakfast at Shark Bay Cafe, a 20-minute drive away, run by little Asian ladies completely overwhelmed by the task. Then it’s a 3.5-hour drive through a flat landscape. Bush as far as the eye can see on laterite soil, somewhere between ochre and red. Podcast, my friend! We arrive at Discovery Parks in Carnarvon in the late morning and get politely turned away because check-in isn’t until 2 PM. Well, time for some exploring—we wander around the small town, do some shopping, and notice a larger Aboriginal presence than elsewhere. It’s a less "Swiss-like" Australia than we’ve seen so far. People are arguing—at gas stations, in the streets. Tempers flare! Meanwhile, scattered around town are signs of esotericism, a mystical vibe here and there…





On top of that, we’re hit with a sudden drop in temperature and some seriously persistent wind. That’s when I realize my beloved fleece is gone. We lose things—every time. Nothing shocking, but I’ll have to replace it. Cold moments are coming, so I’d better be prepared.



We walk around checking out the three local restaurants, but nothing really excites us—way off from our culinary fantasies. Finally, they let us into the camp. The cabin’s perfect; we’ll be comfy here.

We went for a beer then wandered through this darn town again, noticing a heavy police presence on patrol. By 6 PM, we finally settled on the Hot Rock Grill at the Carnarvon Motel—a sort of stone grill with a buffet, in a very working-class atmosphere. Dominique was in heaven, indulging her passion for applied sociology. It’s a crowd that’s nothing like the Dolphin from yesterday!
SO Solene40 Veteran ·
Thanks Jean Luc, I’ll go to bed a little less clueless tonight thanks to you... and the skinks 😄.
Le monde est comme un miroir, si tu lui souris, il te sourit aussi!
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Thursday, October 12, 2023 Carnarvon - Ningaloo



I spent another night completely wiped out.

We head back to the center of town. The "esoteric" stuff is still there.



Then we continue our slow journey north. 2 hours 30.



Until Coral Bay. We’re staying in a backpacker. It’s cheap, but it’s basically a prison cell (with AC, though! Without it, it’d be like refusing to help someone in danger. People who say "enough with your AC!" don’t realize there are places on Earth where living without it isn’t possible). The toilets/showers are shared on the floor. It’s not great, but it’ll do.



The place itself, though, is stunning. The sea has colors I’ve never seen anywhere else. We went snorkeling—meh at first. But later, the lagoon turned into a giant aquarium. Fish were swimming everywhere!

We met up with our friends Angus and the daily catch. Here, they practice BYO—Bring Your Own. You go to a liquor store, pick the best Australian wine at Cora prices, then bring it to the restaurant to enjoy with your meal. We’ve dreamed of this!

But no terrace, and the backpacker’s no-alcohol policy pushed us to take an "orange juice" break instead.
JL Jlcro Regular ·
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JL Jlcro Regular ·
Friday, October 13, 2023 Coral Bay - Exmouth Friday the 13th effect? Ever since a little postal clerk in Riedisheim told me there was a bank offering a Visa card with no international fees, I went for it. It was "La French Bank." First 50 €… then 1,000 €. I started using it here and noticed it actually spends the exact amount in AUD—nothing extra! A miracle! Since then, I’ve only used this one and topped it up accordingly. This morning, though, I discovered my spending has a limit. I’ve exceeded it. Now all my purchases are being declined. The problem got worse when my Mastercard started giving me flat-out rejections too. Turns out it’s flagging "suspicious activity." Philiiiiiipe!! Help! And Dom’s Visa? Just no. Bye-bye. We still have enough to eat because we stocked up on fresh food as soon as we arrived. Now we just need to sort things out…

We quickly covered the 152 kilometers to Exmouth through an increasingly arid landscape, dotted with termite mounds the whole way. But seriously, what do they even eat? There’s nothing left on this inhospitable land!

Exmouth is a charm-free town. A holiday village. But our Ningaloo Lodge is a little paradise. We had a pool right away! Let me clarify—it’s deadly hot! You can’t leave a lounge chair in the sun and lie on it. You won’t get back up. Your partner will end up with a well-done sirloin instead! We barely let the tips of our toes tan! Then we went to explore the village…



Swooping—turns out it’s not exactly fun! Dom and I experienced it in Perth. A bird literally attacks you, diving at full speed and brushing past you—sometimes even touching you with its wings! It’s quite the sensation! We stopped by the Information Center. "Seeing whales… is it possible?" "Yes, it is!" We’ve booked for tomorrow. 70% chance—leaves things open, I’ll let you know how it goes…







We’ve got well-equipped kitchens. It’s the rule—we eat at home. We went grocery shopping. Some *comeback* steaks! Tomatoes, fruit…
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Saturday, October 14, 2023 Exmouth Exmouth – A straightforward climate:

What a day! First off, Ningaloo Lodge is a real hippie haven when you see the vibe there. Everything’s available with absolute trust. The "help yourself" policy is total.

We naturally have breakfast at one of the little tables in the small, tastefully arranged Garden of Eden. Like everyone else, we do the dishes afterward and clean our table. We act like civilized human beings who care about our neighbors’ well-being. A new and interesting concept! Then we head out on an expedition. First, we go to the highest point in the area, the Exmouth Lighthouse. I’d read that from there, with good binoculars, you could definitely spot whales cruising offshore. Nope! Not a single one in this ocean with its extraordinary colors. We’re worried our Whale Watch trip this afternoon is gonna be a bust! So we head off to snorkel at a spot the girl at the info center told us was ranked among the world’s top 10 beaches: Turquoise Bay. Sold like that, it was doomed to disappoint.

We splash around. Like when we tried our masks at the Delphin, the snorkel lets in water, and it’s super annoying. The edges are fishy, but for little guys like us who’ve swum in the Celebes Sea… Sorry, but it’s pretty weak. Despite the warnings on the beach about strong currents, we venture a bit farther out toward the rocky and coral areas. Since my snorkel keeps flooding, I take a big gulp of air to clear it. As soon as I do, I greedily inhale to get more air. But instead of air, I get another mouthful of saltwater. A liter! It goes straight into my lungs. That f* snorkel’s trying to kill me. I never want to see it again! It needs to disappear!

I collapse on my towel and continue swimming without gear, just chilling...

Back home. We change. Off we go for the whale watch!

Exmouth, at the tip of a long peninsula, is a dream for whale lovers. Tens of thousands pass through every year. Even though we’re at the very end of the migration season, we had to take our chance. It was now or never! We get briefed. The conservation plan in place. I look like I’m smiling, but I’m not—Australia’s hyper-protective of cetaceans, and it’s paying off. Along their coasts, the population is growing. Yes, growing—you read that right, against the trend of what’s happening everywhere else!

Okay, they warn us: good human/animal interactions depend on respecting observation distances. No charging in for a close-up to see them jump with the usual oohs and aahs of tipsy tourists. We’ll see them, but from a good distance. If you’re not happy, the buoys are under the benches. Pretty quickly, we spot shapes… that become clearer… We’re there… We did it—there are tons of them everywhere!







Weird moment: we cross paths with the Rainbow Warrior, like it’s risen from the past! On deck, a bunch of kids are partying and sending us enthusiastic, fraternal hellos! We dock at almost 8 p.m. So, what do we do now to celebrate?

VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
In Exmouth, we were waiting for you to have dinner at our place, but you got back at the crack of dawn. 😎

life as it is these days, while the idea of paradise still seems plausible...

Ah! A country where you can drive on the beaches without bothering anyone—a certain idea of paradise, indeed. We didn’t have a guide for the whales and unfortunately arrived too late.

(Just so you know, my three photos aren’t counted in your 300-photo credit )
JL Jlcro Regular ·
That teaser looks mouthwatering! Because, you know, you've gotta publish a travel journal! Those three photos alone tell the story of a trip we'd love to follow along here!
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Sunday, October 15, 2023 Exmouth

My old sandals are falling apart and swallowing a ton of pebbles. We hit the shops…

100 AUD for a pair of plastic junk? Seriously? We bought a tube of glue! No joke! At that price, I don’t hesitate—I repair! Then we drove around the peninsula to come back to the west coast and took a little detour inland to Cape Range National Park. In the Mandu Mandu Gorge… We wanted to stretch our legs a bit before tomorrow’s long drive. Bad call! Because the conditions were awful! First, it’s extreme heatwave here!

And the walk offers no shade, just a few shrubs! Plus, today—maybe because of the heat—the flies are way crazier than usual! Relentless. They don’t give you a second’s peace! It’s enough to drive you nuts! A single scratch on my leg sends them into a frenzy! They swarm like mini-piranhas on a piece of meat!

It started off well, though—the landscapes are stunning…

Then soldier Dominique collapsed. Knocked out by the intense heat. She conked out. Refused to move. Sat in the shade of a bush waiting for a helicopter to come get her. We aborted the mission and turned back. The return trip felt loooooooooong!! After that extreme ordeal, we really needed to reach the coast and jump in the water. The closest spot was Oyster Stacks. If you have to pick a snorkeling site in the area, this is the one—no hesitation. It’s like an aquarium! Nothing like the overrated Turquoise Bay!

I told you we also bought a new snorkel with that tube of glue, right?



We’re organized people. We set up routines. For example, after the beach, always…



Then groceries—tonight, another meal cooked up at Ningaloo: smoked salmon, shrimp, and tomato salads…

After that, a debrief meeting was a must. We almost lost a team member again. Gotta be a little more careful… Where’d the orange juice go?
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Monday, October 16, 2023 Cheela Plains Station Stay (in the middle of nowhere) We drove a lot. 5 hours 30 minutes! We left the coast to head deep into the outback.



Still, we enjoyed some beautiful landscapes, much richer than along the coast. We stopped by the stunning Ashburton River (which seems to have calmed down a lot flow-wise).

Reds, so much red, yellows, chalk, and occasional blues. Animal carcasses litter the sides—sometimes dingoes, car wrecks, and those infamous road trains, always dangerous because they’re fast and heavy, creating turbulence you’d better be ready for.

We’re chilling, listening to music, then some "Affaires Sensibles" and "Pieds sur Terre" podcasts that really shake things up... With all that, 5 hours 30 minutes? Time flies! We arrive, just as planned, in a place that barely exists—a forgotten corner of the world.



We’re staying in a sort of converted container. It’s tiny, but there’s always a fridge and AC. The bare minimum for survival! The car thermometer is stuck at 43 degrees! Mercy!

In the shared toilets/showers, a sign warns that an open door could result in the involuntary hosting of an unwanted guest.



- A bungarra lizard? What on earth is that?

- !!!!!! Look!!!

In the evening, we climb to the top of a small hill with our orange juice. We thought we were alone, but a whole group of young amateur photographers appeared out of nowhere (we didn’t see them before, and we won’t see them after). They were armed with huge cameras on adjustable tripods, passing around tips—what filter to use and so on. When I pull out my pocket Sony, I swear, they’re gonna be jealous over there!

Then we have dinner with a couple from Perth. The meal is included in the room price. They’re really nice. The four of us notice that even though we live 15,000 kilometers apart, our lives are so similar! Travel, bikes, concerns about the coming catastrophe...

I’ll set aside the series review for now, but we watch when we can in the evenings. We just finished the quite respectable Turkish series *Who Were We Running From?* / *Qui fuyons-nous ?*
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Tuesday, October 17, 2023 Karijini National Park We got up early. We always get up early. Quick breakfa Here, the pigeons take way better care of their looks than our ugly birds back home! These are spinifex. We’re told they’re the favorite meal of the Pilbara Olive Python. We lingered a bit to watch this live animal show, then it was back on the road to Karijini. Nearly 3 hours of driving, though.

Karijini is like a geology Disneyland. It’s a wild mix of gaping faults, towering cliffs mostly in laterite red and ochre, waterfalls, pools, and chasms. There’s plenty to feast your eyes on. Tonight, we’re sleeping in the car. Dom and I unfolded our air mattress, folded down the seats—honestly, it seems doable. We headed to Dales Camp where we decided to set up. Around there, we discovered the many natural pools of "Dales Gorge": Fortescue Falls and its neighbor Fern Pool. With temperatures climbing above 40° in the shade, we didn’t play it cool—we jumped right into the water with delight!





Dominique, never one to shy away from thrills, went to change behind the sign "Snakes sighted in this area."



We were even told about... Quolls! We didn’t even know they existed. Apparently, they’re like gremlins and super aggressive!

Today’s checkbox: the enormous bats we can spot in the trees around here.



Stunning 2.5-billion-year-old landscapes, swimming in rock pools... We indulged in the frenzy of it all. Now we’re wondering... We’ll probably do the same kind of thing tomorrow. Four days? Two nights in the car? We decide to head to the eco retreat where I booked two nights at a totally outrageous price. The girl, an Englishwoman, agrees to reschedule the two nights to the upcoming one, plus tomorrow. We’ll head north two days early. We’ll see what we do with them. The first two nights in the car were cowardly avoided. Dom was almost disappointed. Other opportunities will come up. For now, we’re sleeping in a tent! And it’s perfect!
JL Jlcro Regular ·

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