Across the street, while we loaded the luggage, S., perched in his window frame, waved a handkerchief. This wasn’t just any trip.
Then things got tricky. It’s funny how fate sinks its teeth into our happy moments—there’s this whole intermediate phase where the poison seeps in unnoticed because you’re still in the dark...
First, there was a delay on our flight to London. Dom immediately went on high alert, while I stayed calm. In my mind, we had two hours. I knew we had to go from Terminal 5 to Terminal 4, but two hours—come on, that’s plenty, right?

Bad calculation! Because those two hours were between the first flight’s landing and the second’s takeoff. But flights close at least half an hour before departure. Getting from one terminal to another means taking a shuttle bus. We waited for the one going to Terminal 4... until a young guy paid to direct people (who hadn’t seen us) informed us it was no longer possible to access Terminal 4 without going through Terminal 2 first for a connection! That really cranked up the pressure. We started installing a mental countdown with a programmed explosion at the end—guaranteed stress with added beads of sweat. The terminal bus was driven by a young Pakistani guy. We were *so* tense we bombarded him with our frantic, repetitive questions. “So? When are we getting there? What’s happening? Why aren’t we moving?” Our eyes were glued to our watches. The poor guy knew. Perfectly. Because it was obvious—no way around it. We weren’t going to make it. It was impossible. But Dom and I stubbornly refused to believe it. Then the kid stopped the bus. Me, hysterical: “What are you doing? What’s going on? Our plane takes off in... in... 4 minutes!!!! We’re gonna miss iiiiiit!” He wasn’t calm either. “You’ve already missed it!” He explained we had to cross a zone that required an escort car to clear a path through the runways. Impossible to do without. It’s forbidden. We had to WAIT (!!!). Then he got a radio call—he had to rush to Terminal 3 to pick up a passenger who was *super* tight on time. “Amir!!!! It’s RIGHT NOW!” they yelled in his already-red ears, thanks to the complaints of two hysterical Frenchies. Dom and I were in overdrive, hallucinating! We wanted to stop him, maybe even hit him to prevent him from turning around. He picked up the girl, whom we instantly hated like the most despicable witch. I turned on my data, searched for Malaysia Airlines’ number at Terminal 4, called, and actually got someone—quite a feat. A woman cut off my frantic rambling with a blunt “It’s over, the check-in is closed, the plane is about to take off.” I heard her but refused to accept it. I yelled, “We’re coming!” She shot back her monolithic “It’s over.” Finally at the doors of that damn Terminal 4, we ran—*really* ran—a marathon, Gate 6, security checks, pat-downs, “Take off your belts,” we asked questions, everyone seemed confident, we ran with one hand holding up our pants, the other clutching our belt, Gate 6—the room was empty. A girl was sitting there, calmly on the phone. We pounced on her. She calmed us down. Little by little, the light came back. Our brains rebooted. We finally understood it was over. We’d have to start crafting a new plan with the new reality. It started with a return to Terminal 5 to talk to British Airways, which took a good hour. With the same driver as before. We were alone with him. He took the time to apologize, to assure us it wasn’t his fault, that our problem had no solution, that nothing could’ve changed the outcome. At BA, we were exhausted. We were greeted by a handsome young man in a navy-blue uniform with gold stripes everywhere. We could’ve made a scene, but we were just relieved to find someone who’d take charge of our story. It was a minimal response, but it was *a* response. I suppose we could’ve demanded a business-class upgrade or a free trip, but we were just happy with a few vouchers for food, a hotel room with breakfast, and a little bag with plastic toys, a razor, toothbrush, hygiene products, and a T-shirt... Trinkets... But we were fine with it all—we said thank you eagerly because the essential was assured. He found us seats on flights tomorrow. *Tomorrow.* We were afraid to hope! We had the exact same flights but a day later. The same crappy times, but it was all good. We felt saved from the shipwreck, like survivors. - And what about the luggage? - .... !!!!

Monday, October 2nd, 2023 London - Kuala Lumpur

It wasn’t the Ritz, but with exhaustion on our side, we slept well. The continental breakfast was way better than we’d expected from an Ibis Budget. Still, it wasn’t enough to restore my joy for life. The course correction had turned into an arduous obstacle course. I scoured the car rental site every which way. Couldn’t reschedule the car. I’d done it before, but this time... Not to mention the laptop battery was complaining—the Brits have this quirk of making their power outlets incompatible with our chargers. Frustrated, I called them but ended up with a girl who declared herself incompetent and offered to have someone from Avis in Perth call me back—someone who’d supposedly handle rentals better. I decided to wait while taking a bath. Barely settled in, the phone rang. I was soaking wet, of course, and asked Dom to answer. Unfortunately, she’s known for disliking my phone, and in a clumsy move, she hung up. We got annoyed. She put dry towels on the edge of the bathtub, but—another false move—they fell in the water. The phone rang again... I completely redid the plans for the next two days, then transferred the files to my phone to consult them later offline. I plugged in my USB cable... *Plop!* The battery died abruptly—my PC shut down without any of the usual polite warnings! I looked around, hoping to find someone to strangle... Long story short, you can tell the day started under the worst omens. I was in a foul mood and spread my bad vibes to Dominique, who was initially in much better spirits... I called Mastercard, hoping to get a refund for the non-refundable night in Perth we’d already paid for. Same old song: “We’ll call you back”... Then... I’ll cut it short—buses, trains, lots of waiting... We rushed to reach the infamous Terminal 4.

We tried new options and convinced ourselves that a delayed departure flight is unrecoverable, no matter the scenario. We were furious that BA hadn’t bothered to tell us, leaving us to run around like rats in a burning house.
Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023 Kuala Lumpur-Perth
The flight was pretty nice. 13 hours, though. Dom and I were facing each other across the aisle. We could get up easily whenever we wanted without bothering anyone and chat when we felt like it. Besides, their chicken was amazing. They were kind enough to offer Dom a truly remarkable glass of rum. Good movies too, including the excellent *Prisoners* by Denis Villeneuve. At KL, during boarding, we developed a nagging worry about our luggage. We checked with some Malaysian Airlines staff. I sensed their hesitation. They made calls. Then changed their minds, giving us smiles and thumbs up...
Wednesday, October 4th, 2023 Perth
*Happy is the man who, like Ulysses, has had a fine voyage.* Well, for us, it wasn’t that. Finally arrived, we experienced the loneliness of tourists watching the baggage carousel spin, emptying of its precious containers one by one, until only a handful of travelers were left, staring at each other in disbelief. Without luggage, you’re kinda screwed. Not even a change of socks—our feet had been swimming in the same shoes for 3 days. No adapter, so no laptop. No toiletries. We could’ve cried! The lost luggage guy played his part. If you want compensation, fill out the disclaimer on the website made for that. And then, “Don’t worry, your luggage will arrive tomorrow!” “Don’t worry?!” From the start of the trip, we’ve been jerked around, fed lies. Tomorrow is the *absolute* last chance to get them back. Beyond that, we’d have to scramble a whole new trip. And lose a lot in the process! I have no idea how to go about it. Tomorrow... OMG... Tomorrow... We landed at 1 AM. Avis, the car rental place, opens at 6:30. Luckily, we found some decent breakfast. It cheered us up and gave us a second wind. Incorrigible, we started believing again! Well, then we just killed time. What else was there to do?


In front of Avis’s little shack, we were freezing. We’d been there since dawn. The girl who showed up, a Latina, immediately saw us as a nuisance who’d ruin her hopes of a peaceful start. Her face and tone were as unwelcoming as possible. You know us—it ended with hugs. She gave us a gorgeous, brand-new car! A hybrid with ultra-sophisticated features, all buttons you shouldn’t touch if you want to drive this thing without causing irreparable damage! We’re off! Driving on the left is easy at first. You think about it constantly. It’s counterintuitive, it takes effort. It’s later, when you get used to it and confidence sets in, that it becomes dangerous—old reflexes can send you into a wall. Anyway, the car and I immediately clicked.
In Perth, underground parking next to the hotel, friendly welcome—we ended up forgetting all the morning’s mishaps. Should we go sightseeing?

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We subscribed to Telstra, the local SFR equivalent, to get decent internet on our phones—especially for GPS. Then we bought our survival essentials: nets, fly-proof hats, bug repellent, and a 25L cooler for areas with no restaurants... We hauled all that to the car, parked on the second floor. Dom said, "We’re walking down!" At her place, that’s not a suggestion—it’s more like "that’s how it is, and that’s that." I followed her, she opened a door, we rushed in, and it slammed shut behind us. It was a trap. A deadly, multi-sensory one.
First, there were the ultrasonic sounds—a kind of whistling, like tinnitus but way worse! Sonic torture! Then, almost immediately, the suffocating smell of toilets. Waste accumulated for decades. We ran through every floor—EVERY door was locked, with no handles. Only one hadn’t fully latched. But it was a hair’s breadth away from locking. We needed a screwdriver. I searched. The car keys? Dom rummaged through her bag. Then, suddenly fueled by the critical situation, I used every ounce of strength I had. The door budged a little. That encouraged me—I gave it everything I had, and it gave way. We were free! Hooray!
After crisscrossing the city, we realized just how big it was. To cover more ground, we decided to rent bikes. The internet suggested a rental place 600 meters away. I called to be sure. A friendly guy encouraged me to come over. Twenty minutes later, we had gorgeous bikes—without leaving any deposit. Nothing. Not even an ID. That’s when we really grasped we’d entered a different world!
We cycled along Riverside Drive to Heirisson Island—a nature reserve enclave. Strangely, it was completely deserted. Just Dom and me. In the middle of the city. A mystery!




A house that innocently gets in the way of a duck crossing is attacked by both parents, determined to fight to the death for their ducklings' survival!







Cormorants... Mr. and Mrs....








We had dinner at a Venezuelan steakhouse. It was really good with a Chilean wine. Great for morale—until the bill arrived. When it comes to inflation, the Australians are way ahead...

European Hotel
97 Murray Street, Perth CBD, 6000 Perth, Australia
Parking across the street, AC, fridge, central location















Then we hit the road again toward Cervantes through stunning landscapes. Except for a few emus in the distance, despite the famous yellow signs scattered along the road, we don’t see much wildlife. The kangaroos? We spot them as carcasses picked apart by crows on the side of the road!
When we arrive at the motel, we immediately notice our two suitcases sitting in a corner of the reception. Suddenly, an intense mystical experience—we hear a magnificent symphony performed by a choir of hundreds of angels scattered in the clouds. It’s breathtaking! We reunite with our two runaway suitcases like parents welcoming back children who’d been missing for 20 years!
The motel is a small apartment. Basic room. The restaurant closes at... 5 PM. I check Google. There’s a lobster place that’s been advertised for miles, making our mouths water... We rush over... Too late... We’ve already checked all the restaurants in the area. Except one. We dash there. Cold room, obviously overcrowded, mostly Asian tourists... But the menu... The wines... Oh my god! It costs the price of a new car, but you don’t regret a single cent!























We left the trail on a whim after Dominique was overwhelmed by the heat. The car’s thermometer read 40°C, and there’s practically no shade anywhere on the site. It’s unbearable!
So we hit the road again and passed a... Rough-scaled skink that escaped my camera. The animal isn’t fast, but braking, fumbling for my camera, opening the car door... frtttt... gone...




















We didn’t rack up the kilometers! The stifling heat quickly boiled our brains under our hats and nets. We retreated into survival mode! Help!





Loraine’s a hoot. She really sells her adopted country. Last night:
- - So, is it really true about the spiders here? Are they dangerous?
- - Deadly! There’s actually an atrax in the hotel area, but don’t worry, it stays in its nest all day and eats whatever comes within reach... For it to be a problem, you’d have to step on it!
We, in unison:
- - Can we see it?
- - Sure! Meet you at the bottom of your stairs at 7:30 tomorrow morning!
This morning:
- - Sorry, I went by earlier—it wasn’t in its nest anymore.
- - So... it’s out and about somewhere around here now!?
- - Gotta assume so. But don’t worry, honestly, it’s chill... If you’re interested, there’s a cool blue-tongued lizard in those bushes over there.
Ever since she said that, we’ve never walked past those bushes without scanning them. We’ve inspected them hundreds of times! No luck!
And also...
- - Are there snakes?
- - Tons! Brown ones. They’re super thin. Not deadly... Well, unless you don’t get treated within 4 hours! They’ve got the antivenom, so you’ll pull through. But it’s best to avoid them (!!), apparently it’s *extremely* painful...










Living it up! Attack! !








The AC in the car got the better of me. I wake up at 2 AM with a cold. I’m feeling the jet lag way more than Dom. I barely sleep a few hours here and there, but I’m hanging in there. I feel ready for the long drive to Peron.









Later, the famous Shell Beach—a beach made up of millions of tiny white shells...






























then wandered through this darn town again, noticing a heavy police presence on patrol. By 6 PM, we finally settled on the Hot Rock Grill at the Carnarvon Motel—a sort of stone grill with a buffet, in a very working-class atmosphere.
Dominique was in heaven, indulging her passion for applied sociology. It’s a crowd that’s nothing like the Dolphin from yesterday!











We had a pool right away!
Let me clarify—it’s deadly hot! You can’t leave a lounge chair in the sun and lie on it. You won’t get back up. Your partner will end up with a well-done sirloin instead! We barely let the tips of our toes tan!
Then we went to explore the village…







We’re worried our Whale Watch trip this afternoon is gonna be a bust!
So we head off to snorkel at a spot the girl at the info center told us was ranked among the world’s top 10 beaches: Turquoise Bay. Sold like that, it was doomed to disappoint.


Pretty quickly, we spot shapes… that become clearer… We’re there… We did it—there are tons of them everywhere!












We aborted the mission and turned back. The return trip felt loooooooooong!!
After that extreme ordeal, we really needed to reach the coast and jump in the water. The closest spot was Oyster Stacks. If you have to pick a snorkeling site in the area, this is the one—no hesitation. It’s like an aquarium! Nothing like the overrated Turquoise Bay!




We drove a lot. 5 hours 30 minutes! We left the coast to head deep into the outback.



We’re chilling, listening to music, then some "Affaires Sensibles" and "Pieds sur Terre" podcasts that really shake things up...
With all that, 5 hours 30 minutes? Time flies! We arrive, just as planned, in a place that barely exists—a forgotten corner of the world.




We lingered a bit to watch this live animal show, then it was back on the road to Karijini. Nearly 3 hours of driving, though.

















A little sneak peek?











I’m inviting you on a stroll through my drawings—a completely subjective, far-from-exhaustive, and totally personal take, since it’s based on my own sketches. I put this travel journal together after returning in late 2024, mostly using felt-tip pens and pencils, with a few collages thrown in. I worked from our personal photos.
And in Kyoto, the Nishiki Market:







Since Albania isn’t part of Europe when it comes to phone service (at least not yet! :-)), we had to buy a physical SIM card—otherwise, the bill would’ve been sky-high if we’d used our French plan! We got one from Vodafone AL at the airport. You can buy online before leaving with a virtual SIM (e-SIM) for compatible phones, so you don’t have to swap cards. But given the uncertainty about choosing a plan online, we preferred buying one directly at Tirana Airport. Cost: 31 € for 100 GB. That’s way too much—100 GB is overkill. For 40 GB, it’s 27 €, and the plan lasts 21 days. The price difference isn’t huge, and it was cheaper than online. This plan covers all the countries along the Balkan range.
Money tip: All guesthouses and accommodations accept euros. The local currency in Albania is the LEK. In Montenegro, it’s the euro. Bank fees for withdrawing money from an ATM in Albania are pretty steep: 8 € for a withdrawal of 600–700 LEK (about 200 €)! So it’s better to withdraw cash (euros) in France. Oh, and we booked all our accommodations before leaving, but payment is always in cash. Budget around 400–500 € for 9 days of trekking.
I really liked Shköder, especially its pedestrian street lined with restaurants and lit up at night. It’s a great place to stroll and eat. The food isn’t expensive—two big salads and two beers: 14 € :-) . Fruit prices are also very reasonable: 3 € for a kilo of cherries, compared to 9–10 € in France.
Religions coexist peacefully in these countries—Catholics and Muslims. From our balcony, my friend heard the call to prayer for the first time, coming from one of the city’s mosques.


We slept in the heights of Theth at a new guesthouse, "Mountain Vista Shkafi," with an amazing view.








But Bologna’s real charm lies in its porticoes, which were added to the UNESCO World Heritage list in 2021: 62 km of arcades running along buildings, letting you walk sheltered from the sun or rain. Back in 1288, the city required houses to include private arcades for public use. In the city center, you can stroll under 32 km of porticoes in all sorts of styles—some plain, some ornate—with a strong presence of red tones.























Ooooooooh, giants!
Oh, how I love them! In the North, we have lots of these giants, like Reuze Papa and Reuze Maman in Cassel, or Gayant, Marie, and their children Binbin, Jacquot, and Fillon in Douai, and many more.
What’s more, the Ducasse of Ath is remarkable for its age and local roots; a procession was first mentioned in 1399, and today the many musical groups are still local (Ath and surrounding towns). The event is extremely popular: a good part of the population is there, all generations mixed together. Everyone knows the groups, floats, and giants, and each has their favorite! Originally, religious groups paraded, illustrating episodes from the Bible or the Golden Legend. Gradually, the parade became secular and kept evolving by adding new giants, historical figures, or allegories linked to local history (Ath, Belgian Hainaut, Belgium).
To wrap up this long introduction, know that the Ducasse of Ath lasts several days, but the highlight is the highly codified procession that takes place on the 4th Sunday of August (actually, the procession passes twice, once in the morning and once in the afternoon).


It’s followed by a human giant on stilts: "Saint Christopher of Flobecq," holding a flowered staff and carrying Christ on his shoulders (this time, not a real child!). It appeared in the 19th century, then disappeared from the procession before being reintroduced in 1976.







Last October, we landed in Marrakech to spend a few days with family exploring Morocco’s roads.
Transport: a rented Dacia.
Accommodations: small guesthouses.