ORCHHA the stunning
This morning we left Khajuraho for Orchhâ, still by car because the train schedules are awful and my finicky bladder won’t let me take buses (yes, I know, you don’t care about my bladder 😉 )!!
We drove for a while on a national road, surrounded by tuk-tuks, cars, trucks, carts, cows, dogs, bikes, goats, and pedestrians—just your typical scene!!
Suddenly, the driver asks, "Do you want to see a castle?" "Uh, yeah, why not" (well, first it was "What do you think, Loulou? Dunno, what about you? Dunno either, but let’s check it out" ??).
And just like that, we left the main road for a bumpier path, and less than a minute later, we were blown away!!
A gorgeous lake framed by two ancestral Maharaja forts (no idea what year they’re from—our driver’s a driver, not a guide, hehe), buffaloes grazing peacefully, greenery, and a small hill with beautiful rocks in the background. So peacefulhh!!
Yeah, okay, there’s only one of us in the photo because the other one didn’t fit in the frame!

"India is like islands of paradise in the middle of hell"—I don’t know who said it, but I use that line a lot because it’s *so* true!!
Anyway, we’ve arrived in Orchhâ—or rather, 2 km before the village, where we’re staying.
I haven’t talked about our accommodations so far because, honestly, we don’t really care where we sleep, but we’ll make an exception this time.
Here, it’s not a guesthouse or a hotel—it’s an authentic Maharaja palace (well, an old hunting lodge, from what we gathered), totally preserved in its original state.

A massive rectangular building lined with over 50 doors, a rooftop walkway where you can stroll and admire the nearby Betwa River, with a pristine English garden in the center and an exotic one featuring three ancient little temples and a small pool (empty when we arrived, being cleaned on the second day, half-full on the third, and perfect by the last day 😛)!!



The nearby Betwa River

So far, so good—but the exceptional part is that *everything* looks absolutely period (though we’re no experts, but it sure seems like it!!). The furniture, all the woodwork, the elephant paintings on the bedroom ceilings, the portraits of Maharajas’ lives, the azulejo walls, and even the *electricity*!!

I *loved* charging my phone on that thing!!

To top it all off, every evening, three musicians set up in the garden to play traditional music with tiny cymbals (I guess?), a djembe, and a harmonium that clearly played for the Maharaja back in the day—it looks *ancient*!!

And all this—*I kid you not*—for the price of a first-class hotel back home (though with the ongoing renovations, this deal probably won’t last)!!
Of course, as you know, you can’t have the butter *and* the money for the butter... I’ll let you finish that thought.
So for that price, we also often got:
- Peeling paint and marble floors with stained ceilings (we *did* say it’s period),
- Nonstop construction (sometimes noisy) and solvent smells so strong you’re afraid lighting a cigarette will cause an explosion,
- Thousands of insects swarming at nightfall, jumping into your hair the second you get near a light (and a few in the room too!), smelling like stink bugs when you squish them (which is inevitable, there are *so* many),
- A shower with such low water pressure you end up washing with a bucket,
- And a toilet that breaks down, forcing you to change rooms (after you’ve already made a mess—otherwise, what’s the fun?)!!
Honestly, we didn’t care about any of that, especially since we were almost the only guests and everyone was *so* nice. So we ended up staying four nights (a new record!)
And now you’re probably thinking, "Okay, this is all great, but you didn’t come all this way just to stay in a hotel." And you’re right—I won’t argue with that!!
So, Orchhâ, the town.

Tiny by Indian standards (7,000 people) but dotted with grand monuments (yes, I know—*again*, and I’m saving the Taj Mahal for last!).
Two palaces side by side, *massive* (400 rooms each)—one for the Maharaja and his family, the other for his guests!! Built between 1500 and 1700, they were once covered in blue "azulejos," precious stones, and colored glass!!

And that’s when you *get* the phrase "palace of a thousand and one nights"—the explorers lucky enough to see this back then must’ve been completely dazzled (ahhh, how I wish I’d been there!).
But don’t get *too* excited—today, they don’t look the same at all because UNESCO hasn’t made it here!! My guess? They’d go bankrupt restoring all this!! Still, the scale is still there, all the sculptural work too—it’s *monumental*.

The town also has several Hindu temples, including one huge one, and 14 chhatris.

Alright, one more cultural tidbit. When a Maharaja died, he was cremated, and they’d build a monument in his honor on the same spot. In India, they call it a *chhatri*; where we’re from, it’s a *cenotaph* (don’t worry, we’re happy to learn new words too 😉 ). So, 14 Maharajas passed through here, but *that’s it*. Like our kings of France, there are no more Maharajas in Orchhâ! (Well, not the same ones, anyway—though sometimes it’s *just* like that with some people. Oops, sorry, I’m rambling!!)

Yeah, no doubt about it—every time you look up, it’s beautiful. But what we loved *most* was the vibe and the welcome we got here.

Like in every town we’ve been through, Orchhâ also has pilgrims who come to pray at the temples, and *with them*, we’re a huge hit!! It’s all smiles, namaste with hands joined, and the same few questions: "Where are you from?" "Ahhh, France!" "Can we take a photo (or a selfie, for the younger ones)?" They come from far away—or sometimes just 20 km down the road!

In short, it’s pure joy to get lost in the alleys of this town, especially since the women here are even more beautiful and vibrant than elsewhere (yes, *that’s* possible).

And then there were the fake "babas"—we didn’t see many in Varanasi, but they were here (well, 3 or 4, anyway)!!
For those who don’t know, the ones we affectionately call "babas" are actually *Sadhus*—quasi-saints revered by the locals, who dedicate their lives to religion and always have "a sacred look," as we’d say back home!
There are the real ones (who never approach us tourists) and the fake ones (who give us big smiles and expect a little gift).

We had a blast with them from day one—"Isn’t my French baba handsome?" I’d say, pointing at Loulou’s long hair 😄. And they’d laugh and greet us later with a "Hello, French baba!!"
We had some hilarious moments with them—real or fake, we didn’t care in the end (besides, I’m a fake tourist too, since I’m a social worker 80% of the year!!).
Alright, the end is coming soon, friends, but not *quite* yet—Agra’s waiting for us!

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Why this country?
After visiting Hungary, Slovenia, Romania, and Poland in recent years, I’ve fallen in love with Eastern European countries. I adore the Slavic soul, its Austro-Hungarian villages, the gentle landscapes, the Carpathian Mountains, and that slightly mysterious atmosphere.
Slovakia evokes a certain imagination with its deep forests, medieval castles, and cobbled villages.
After seeing photos of the High Tatras—especially Lake Štrbské Pleso and Spiš Castle—I thought, "Let’s do it! We’re going!"
So, will Slovakia live up to what I imagine?
We’ll find out together.
We decided to travel as a group of six (five adults and a six-year-old child), by car (we needed two).
Here’s the day-by-day itinerary for this family trip, which started with a 3-day stay in Vienna (see the dedicated travel journal):














When it comes to the Caribbean island of Saint-Martin, it's customary to praise its coastline and dreamy beaches—and they certainly deserve it.
But in this story, I’d like to highlight other memories, aspects, and impressions for a slightly different change of scenery.
Enjoy the read—some text and, above all, lots of photos.
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