Incredible India, here we go again!!
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Hey there, fellow travelers 😎

We’re back from 15 days in northern India.

For our 6th visit to this country, we traveled between Uttar Pradesh and Madhya Pradesh, and let’s just say it was an emotional rollercoaster!!

So if you’re up for it, we’re taking you to Varanasi, Chitrakoot, Khajuraho, Orchha, and Agra.

Ready for takeoff??

WELCOME TO VARANASI



When you leave your sanitized, rigid Western world behind, there’s nothing like diving back into the Indian chaos. And we nailed it—because when it comes to monumental madness, we couldn’t have picked a better place to start than Varanasi 😉!!

Here’s a little recap of our first day in this insane city.

It all starts with landing at the city’s airport.

As soon as we step out, hundreds of Indians stare at us like they’ve never seen white people before (I’d forgotten how intense that is!). There are lots of women covered in black fabric, only their eyes visible—pretty striking, I must say. Turns out they’re Indians working in the Middle East, heading back to "work" after a month’s vacation.

We hop in a taxi, but after a few kilometers, we’re stopped… by the passage of the "state minister." The roads are freshly paved and spotless for his convoy (you can *totally* tell the difference with the roads he didn’t use 😛). We didn’t manage to spot him in the middle of the 25 cars surrounding him, though!!

Then we arrive in front of the mythical Ganges—a peaceful spot, except for a boat full of Indian pilgrims who, once again, stare at us and take our pictures (the mutual curiosity is hilarious!!).



We board a boat, and almost immediately, we pass a cremation ghat!! Oh crap, I wasn’t expecting that so soon—it hits me hard (like, *really* hard 🤪)!! Huge piles of wood, eight massive fires with families gathered around. It lasts as long as the boat ride, and you think you must’ve imagined it… but no!!

You dock and wander through the tiny alleys.

It’s 36°C (97°F) with 90% humidity—you’re dripping.

Cows block the way sometimes. The air smells like incense, then urine, then a woman’s perfume, then rotten fruit, then amazing street food—all within two meters, and *everywhere*!!



Then you step into the main street where pilgrims arrive (60,000 a day—Varanasi is the country’s holiest city!!). The chaos ramps up as you head toward the main road: nonstop honking, a bike whizzing past on your right, a scooter on your left, people brushing against you from all sides, air thick with dust and smoke (diesel *or* cremation!!), beggars of all kinds (kids, elderly, disabled) lined up to appeal to the pilgrims, the suffocating heat, and noise—*so much* noise…



In some areas, people constantly approach you: "Come see my shop," "Need a taxi?" "Want to exchange money?" And then there’s the woman with her baby in her arms, following you for meters, repeating, "No money, milk; no money, milk…" And you’re *dying* inside, but you can’t stop. If you give in, ten more will come running!! You grit your teeth, keep walking, even talk to yourself out loud!!

After half an hour, it feels like you’ve run a marathon, and you don’t even know where you live anymore!

In the evening, you head to the PUJA (public prayers for all the pilgrims) on a boat in the middle of hundreds of others. Two ghats are competing—who can make the most noise. One side is singing, the other chanting, then they switch. They wave flames, the ghats are packed.



After dinner, you head back to your room around 9 PM and see hundreds of people sleeping on the scorching stones—with cows, dogs, and goats!!!!

A huge thank-you to our parents for giving us the mental balance to handle this, because *India drives you crazy*—and we’re right in the thick of it!!!

It’s an ex.tra.or.di.nary place in the truest sense of the word, with incredible beauty—especially in its human diversity—if you can look past what shocks you.



We stayed for 3 days—3 days of unmatched intensity, where the spectacle is *constant*.



So I *highly* recommend it to all travel lovers, those who embrace difference, and the strange (for us, at least). But definitely *not* for anyone looking for a relaxing vacation!!



More to come soon if you’re interested!!



PA Pagaljavab Globetrotter ·
This is INDIA 😎
DI Diamina Globetrotter ·
hey Christelle,

Wow!!!! Phew!!! I’m catching my breath!!!

Just reading you, I’m already exhausted!!! I felt like I was being chased by that woman begging with her child, I smelled that pee, I got stuck behind that royal procession... It really feels like we’re there!!! It’s amazing!! Keep going!!!

I don’t know if I’d have the courage to dive into that whirlwind for real, but your story is perfect for me. Thanks.
MA Marien33 Veteran ·
Hi Christelle, Time goes by, India changes, but apparently Varanasi doesn’t. I’ve spent long stays there, and since I settled in Kerala, I haven’t been back, and I miss it terribly. Speaking of which, I was just rereading all my notes to write a new travel journal, especially about Varanasi, but I won’t start it right away—especially now that you’ve just begun yours...
ES Esethi Veteran ·
Hi Christelle, I went there about ten years ago, and that’s exactly it! The noise, the smells, the crowds—it’s all still there! The mix of exhaustion and wonder, the sublime and the grimy, poverty and splendor... Thanks for this travel journal, and keep taking us along on your adventures. See you, Christine
DA Daisyone Globetrotter ·
Thanks for this start to your travel journal—it really makes us want to read more. Your style is always so enjoyable.
SO Solene40 Globetrotter ·
Well, welcome aboard to all of you—it's nice to have you keeping me company 😉.

And Marien, you're already making my mouth water. The day you tell us about Varanasi, I'll drop everything and stay glued to my computer .

See you soon for the next part!
PA Parvat Globetrotter ·
It was such a pleasure reading your travel journal, thank you! I’m also eagerly waiting for the next part 😎
RA Ragamuffin Globetrotter ·
Hello

More coming soon if you're interested!!

I'm in! And today is Saturday 🤪

Reading your first chapter confirmed my view of India—it's a country in the throes of underdevelopment 😮

When it comes to Benares/Varanasi, photographer Michaël Ackerman has a pretty accurate description of the city: The city of Benares is an intense combination of fairy tale and nightmare Michael Ackerman - End time city



Street scene in Varanasi, January 2007
AL Aleph240758 Veteran ·
Hey Christelle, I’m here too, even though I was lucky enough to follow you almost live on FB! It’s always such a treat!! Hugs, see you soon mariejo
SO Solene40 Globetrotter ·
Ah, but it’s gonna be less fun for you, Marie Jo—you’ve already seen it all 😉.
PR Provence04 Regular ·
Hi there, your story is just amazing. We're leaving on November 3rd for 15 days and will be in Varanasi around the 14th or 15th (returning to France on the 17th). We also need to go to Khajuraho, Orchha, and Agra, so we can't wait to read more of your stories and see your photos. Your writing is so pleasant to read, and the photos are gorgeous—it’s definitely going to be a change from Kerala. Thank youuuuuuuuu!
SO Solene40 Globetrotter ·
Oh, that’s funny, Corinne—we did almost the exact same route but in the opposite direction 😉.

Well, let’s keep going then!!

VARANASI, the recap (yep, already—I’m not gonna tell you every little detail!!)



-Waking up at 6 AM to see women from Rajasthan, dressed in vibrant colors, singing with joy as they immerse themselves in the Ganges—check!



-Happily agreeing to take a photo with an Indian mama and getting a big smooch in front of the camera—check!

-Seeing and hearing a snake charmer straight out of a Maharaja’s troubadour tales—check!



-Walking energetically into cow dung and smashing your toe two hours later because, instead of watching your feet (pretty much vital here), you’re too busy staring up at the spectacle—check!

-Doing a perfect *écart landais* (that’s a fancy French side-step) to avoid a scooter in a narrow alley (and no, the scooter didn’t have a leash)—check!

-Taking a tuk-tuk in the scorching heat and cruising through "the modern city" (as they call it), yet feeling like a movie star in *City of Joy*—check!

-Visiting a stunning Maharaja’s fort in a state of total (but charming) decay, complete with a museum where the artifacts are covered in dust that’s been accumulating for at least 200 years—check!



-Finding yourself cheerfully saying "namaste" to a man with no legs who tugs at your pants, then leaving with a handshake and his smile—check!

-Seeing a freshly deceased cow floating calmly just 5 meters from pilgrims taking a dip, without anyone batting an eye—check!



-Stumbling upon a cremation ghat and being completely glued to the spot: tourists with guides wandering through the pyres like it’s no big deal, dozens of cows all around peeing everywhere, with kids walking barefoot through it, grandpas sipping tea like they’re watching a show, a pack of dogs suddenly howling in unison for no apparent reason, and Indian techies scrolling Facebook just 10 meters from the flames... yep, that happened too!!!



All in all, this trip’s gotten off to a wild start!!

Varanasi is a city bursting with life like we’ve rarely seen, and we *loved* this emotional rollercoaster!!

A few more photos from this photographer’s paradise 🙂















Now it’s time to hop on a train to some tiny, remote village we love—should be a nice break... or not 😉.

Have a great week, friends 😎
DE Denis007 Regular ·
I'm settling in and following your story even though I've already devoured your recap on FB! Hope there are a few little twists or bonuses for the readers of this forum! 😉
SO Solene40 Globetrotter ·
Hey Denis, we should make sure the "fan club" doesn’t get too demanding because my inspiration has its limits 😄!!

You can move along—I’m barely changing anything except integrating the photos into the text. I think it’s way better 😉.

I’ll send the next part soon because Varanasi left them speechless (not sure that’s a good sign 😛).

Hugs and see you soon
SO Solene40 Globetrotter ·
CHITRAKOOT, the real deal!!

Oh, I know you all! You dream of that little spot "off the beaten track with no tourists"—well, you're in for a treat !!

After 3 days, we left the fascinating VARANASI, hoping to come back someday!

Next stop: Chitrakoot, a small town in Madhya Pradesh described as a "mini authentic Varanasi" by a travel guide, which really piqued our curiosity 😉.

Again, it starts off strong.

Right away, we witnessed an insane rush for our train as it pulled into the station. About twenty guys threw themselves at each compartment, shouting, banging hard on the windows and doors (which weren’t even open yet), crushing each other!! It was so violent it gave me chills . We thought (from a safe distance!!) that someone was going to get killed, but no. Fifteen minutes later, they were all sitting nicely, chatting away—I couldn’t believe it!!

Well, we were in the air-conditioned compartments (we’re such wimps) with lovely Indian families... who were spending 25 hours on this train to get to Mumbai!!

Since we couldn’t find a direct line to Chitrakoot, we saw we could get close by stopping at Manikpur station (20 km away, or so we were told!!). The train stopped, we got off at this tiny station, and apparently, we were the only ones to do so out of 30 carriages!!

We’d emailed the hotel we booked in Chitrakoot, and they were supposed to send a tuk-tuk for us.

We stepped out of the station, and where in every other station in the country, tons of people wait for the train’s arrival, here—nobody, nothing, not even a little tuk-tuk for Chouchou and Loulou!

We called the hotel, and they said, "Yes, we’re coming," but no—it was too far (a classic local response!!).

Loulou and I conferred and figured someone would offer us a ride (oh, how we already missed the hustlers from touristy spots!!), but no!!

There were about 30 people going about their business or staring at us like we were aliens—take your pick!

We struggled with the first (and only??) guy who spoke a bit of English.

He told us Chitrakoot was too far for a tuk-tuk—40 km, or 1.5 hours here!! (What?! They lied to us 😛!!).

Alright, alright, alright! Apparently, *Peking Express* is happening now!!

In the square in front of us, there was one car, not exactly new (let’s call it an old 4x4).

Then Loulou had a lightbulb moment: "Who does this car belong to?" And just like that, we were off with a Hindi driver thrilled to have earned his day’s pay (but yes, Mom, we were careful—he was super skinny, no risk with my burly husband, and his old wreck wasn’t going to go too fast!!).

Of course, we drew a few curious onlookers 😉!



We arrived in Chitrakoot around 5 PM, in the rain, in a town that was—how to put it—ugly, ugly, ugly (and not even that small)!!

Luckily, the hotel wasn’t too bad, even if its surroundings were pretty grim!

Ooooh, what a view



Alright, let’s stay positive—a good night’s sleep, and tomorrow will be better.

The next morning at 7 AM, it was raining; at 9 AM, still raining!!

By 10 AM, it calmed down a bit, so we rushed out.

A tuk-tuk took us 2 km away, and then—revelation!

The old city, entirely covered in a beautiful ochre color, was truly magnificent (and freshly repainted, which is rare enough to mention!).



Little shops lined the streets. We saw artisans of all kinds (sculptors, seamstresses, barbers...).



We were always stared at with completely frozen eyes... that lit up with big smiles as soon as we said "namaste."



As promised, the ghats lined the river, where a multitude of decorated boats were moored (and in which we often saw white rabbits in cages—don’t ask us why!!).



Alright, let’s take a boat to visit a temple 2 km away.

The poor boatman struggled against the current.

200 meters from the temple, he was forced to dock and suggested we finish on foot.

He’d been struggling for a while, so no problem. Let’s walk through the mud—it’s great for the skin!

But things quickly got worse—we had to cross a stream!

Loulou went ahead as a scout.

It was a mess: the water was yellow, we obviously couldn’t see anything, so we felt the bottom with our feet to know where to step.

Sometimes we found rocks (cool), sometimes we sank into the mud up to our ankles, with our flip-flops getting stuck to the bottom!!

I was lucky—the boatman held my hand to help me, when suddenly we heard a big splash!!

Oh no, Loulou had taken a tumble ("Boss, boss, I slipped," he told me... after).



Well, he was soaked, so the rain bothered him less after that!!

His iPhone in his pocket was sold as waterproof—good timing!!

So we arrived safe and sound (ha ha) at this famous huge temple... which was, once again, pretty run-down. Apparently, here they build enormous, magnificent monuments and then don’t touch them for the next 500 years!!



So it was all crumbling everywhere, but we still had a really nice time, in peace (for the first time!) battling with the locals, drinking chai with them, waiting for the rain to stop (as usual 😉 ).



It was a pleasant day that could’ve been fantastic with a little sunshine, sure, but especially with a lot more cleanliness!!

We have a pretty high tolerance for dirt (otherwise we wouldn’t love this country so much), but this was too much!!

Here, we broke records, and the rain didn’t help.

The river was disgusting (the Ganges is mineral water compared to this), littered with trash, with sewers dumping right next to the beautiful ochre city. And its surroundings were sometimes (but not always) just as bad.

Aaaah, the flavor of authenticity!!





To top it all off, in half a day, we saw three kids doing their business right by the busy road. We can only imagine that the adults wait for nightfall to do the same since they don’t have any other options!! (Prime Minister Modi’s big project is to install toilets across the country—it’s about time!!).

I was a little worried that two nights in Chitrakoot would be too short, but in the end, it was enough!!

Luckily, the contact with the locals was great—that made up for a lot (but that’s totally me—three smiles and I forget everything ).



Alright, a little beauty to end on a positive note because we’re still glad we came.









Now we can go in search of the sun. From what we’ve heard, it’s waiting for us in Khajuraho 😎 !
PR Provence04 Regular ·
This reading is pure joy—how you make us fall in love with a country under conditions we’d never accept back home. Anyway, it’s making us jump out of our skin with excitement while we wait for our departure. I hope you’ll have time to write the rest of your journey before we leave, since we’ll be taking the same route (in the opposite direction) in 3 weeks. Thanks againnnn 😛
SO Solene40 Globetrotter ·
Yeah, don’t worry Corinne, I’ll have plenty of time before you leave 😉
MA Marien33 Veteran ·
Hi Christelle, For the train, you should’ve asked here... I would’ve told you to go Varanasi -> Allahabad then Allahabad -> Chitrakoot. But in the end, I opted for a direct train from Varanasi to Khajuraho because I was worried Chitrakoot might be a letdown. Personally, the filthiest city I’ve ever visited in nearly 60 months of traveling in India is Chitradurga. But right in the middle of all that grime, there’s a gem: the Fort. Though I won’t get into it here—it’s a whole other topic... Kids pooping by the side of the road in broad daylight surprises you? No, no, don’t be mistaken—I’ve seen adults do it plenty of times. Guys, of course... They’re not shy about putting on a public show. Usually, it’s almost like a whole ceremony... They line up in a row... it takes forever... and they chat the whole time... Don’t worry, toilets are already making progress. In fact, it’s pretty impressive: 20 million built in one year, and 150 million are planned long-term: read here Except they’re all pay-to-use, and men still pee and poop in the open in plenty of places... That said, I got caught out too... It says PAY AND USE in big letters. No change?—which was my case—you don’t get in, and you just pee a meter away...
MA Marien33 Veteran ·
Personally, I really wish the Central Government would take care of the garbage and set up regular collection—even just once a week—or at least provide dumpsters. The spread of foul odors, bacteria, and diseases isn’t just from human waste... You’re seeing more garbage collection popping up all over India, even in tiny villages, but it’s left up to the municipalities...

Kerala is 50 years behind on this, for a state that claims to be one of the most modern... After struggling with it here in Kannur where I live, I ended up setting up my own sorting system with three bins in the house. It amuses them a lot, but two other houses have already followed suit... One bin for paper/cardboard that I burn, another for biodegradable waste that I dump into a compost hole I dug in the garden, and the third for everything else. And—don’t laugh!—since it doesn’t stink, I take the bus with my bag when it’s full and go toss it in the only dumpster I know of downtown, near the train station, 5 kilometers away...

Not far from my place, in another street, there’s a really picturesque grove with piles of wild plants, some in bloom. Despite the "no dumping" sign, it’s become the neighborhood dumping ground because people sneak in and toss their bags into the bushes.

Two weeks ago, big commotion. A crew of workers with brush cutters came and cleared everything out. No more pretty plants or flowers...

Oh, right, but you’re not going to keep hiding your trash under the plants!!! And what they uncovered was way worse than I imagined... A mountain of garbage bags, rotting, torn open, raided by dogs, beer bottles—*so* carefully hidden from the wife. In short, an abomination. I thought a tractor would come with a dumpster to haul all that crap away, but no... It was all left as is... It’s really disgusting... In a village and neighborhood that’s absolutely charming, residential, and idyllic...

And... the plants are already growing back. Already 50 to 60 cm... The heat and monsoon rains are doing their thing... In another two weeks, everything will have regrown and... you won’t see the trash bags anymore... And people will start adding to the pile again... until it overtakes the vegetation?

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