Incredible India, here we go again!!
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Hey there, fellow travelers 😎

We’re back from 15 days in northern India.

For our 6th visit to this country, we traveled between Uttar Pradesh and Madhya Pradesh, and let’s just say it was an emotional rollercoaster!!

So if you’re up for it, we’re taking you to Varanasi, Chitrakoot, Khajuraho, Orchha, and Agra.

Ready for takeoff??

WELCOME TO VARANASI



When you leave your sanitized, rigid Western world behind, there’s nothing like diving back into the Indian chaos. And we nailed it—because when it comes to monumental madness, we couldn’t have picked a better place to start than Varanasi 😉!!

Here’s a little recap of our first day in this insane city.

It all starts with landing at the city’s airport.

As soon as we step out, hundreds of Indians stare at us like they’ve never seen white people before (I’d forgotten how intense that is!). There are lots of women covered in black fabric, only their eyes visible—pretty striking, I must say. Turns out they’re Indians working in the Middle East, heading back to "work" after a month’s vacation.

We hop in a taxi, but after a few kilometers, we’re stopped… by the passage of the "state minister." The roads are freshly paved and spotless for his convoy (you can *totally* tell the difference with the roads he didn’t use 😛). We didn’t manage to spot him in the middle of the 25 cars surrounding him, though!!

Then we arrive in front of the mythical Ganges—a peaceful spot, except for a boat full of Indian pilgrims who, once again, stare at us and take our pictures (the mutual curiosity is hilarious!!).



We board a boat, and almost immediately, we pass a cremation ghat!! Oh crap, I wasn’t expecting that so soon—it hits me hard (like, *really* hard 🤪)!! Huge piles of wood, eight massive fires with families gathered around. It lasts as long as the boat ride, and you think you must’ve imagined it… but no!!

You dock and wander through the tiny alleys.

It’s 36°C (97°F) with 90% humidity—you’re dripping.

Cows block the way sometimes. The air smells like incense, then urine, then a woman’s perfume, then rotten fruit, then amazing street food—all within two meters, and *everywhere*!!



Then you step into the main street where pilgrims arrive (60,000 a day—Varanasi is the country’s holiest city!!). The chaos ramps up as you head toward the main road: nonstop honking, a bike whizzing past on your right, a scooter on your left, people brushing against you from all sides, air thick with dust and smoke (diesel *or* cremation!!), beggars of all kinds (kids, elderly, disabled) lined up to appeal to the pilgrims, the suffocating heat, and noise—*so much* noise…



In some areas, people constantly approach you: "Come see my shop," "Need a taxi?" "Want to exchange money?" And then there’s the woman with her baby in her arms, following you for meters, repeating, "No money, milk; no money, milk…" And you’re *dying* inside, but you can’t stop. If you give in, ten more will come running!! You grit your teeth, keep walking, even talk to yourself out loud!!

After half an hour, it feels like you’ve run a marathon, and you don’t even know where you live anymore!

In the evening, you head to the PUJA (public prayers for all the pilgrims) on a boat in the middle of hundreds of others. Two ghats are competing—who can make the most noise. One side is singing, the other chanting, then they switch. They wave flames, the ghats are packed.



After dinner, you head back to your room around 9 PM and see hundreds of people sleeping on the scorching stones—with cows, dogs, and goats!!!!

A huge thank-you to our parents for giving us the mental balance to handle this, because *India drives you crazy*—and we’re right in the thick of it!!!

It’s an ex.tra.or.di.nary place in the truest sense of the word, with incredible beauty—especially in its human diversity—if you can look past what shocks you.



We stayed for 3 days—3 days of unmatched intensity, where the spectacle is *constant*.



So I *highly* recommend it to all travel lovers, those who embrace difference, and the strange (for us, at least). But definitely *not* for anyone looking for a relaxing vacation!!



More to come soon if you’re interested!!



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PA Pagaljavab Globetrotter ·
This is INDIA 😎
DI Diamina Globetrotter ·
hey Christelle,

Wow!!!! Phew!!! I’m catching my breath!!!

Just reading you, I’m already exhausted!!! I felt like I was being chased by that woman begging with her child, I smelled that pee, I got stuck behind that royal procession... It really feels like we’re there!!! It’s amazing!! Keep going!!!

I don’t know if I’d have the courage to dive into that whirlwind for real, but your story is perfect for me. Thanks.
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MA Marien33 Veteran ·
Hi Christelle, Time goes by, India changes, but apparently Varanasi doesn’t. I’ve spent long stays there, and since I settled in Kerala, I haven’t been back, and I miss it terribly. Speaking of which, I was just rereading all my notes to write a new travel journal, especially about Varanasi, but I won’t start it right away—especially now that you’ve just begun yours...
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ES Esethi Veteran ·
Hi Christelle, I went there about ten years ago, and that’s exactly it! The noise, the smells, the crowds—it’s all still there! The mix of exhaustion and wonder, the sublime and the grimy, poverty and splendor... Thanks for this travel journal, and keep taking us along on your adventures. See you, Christine
DA Daisyone Globetrotter ·
Thanks for this start to your travel journal—it really makes us want to read more. Your style is always so enjoyable.
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SO Solene40 Veteran ·
Well, welcome aboard to all of you—it's nice to have you keeping me company 😉.

And Marien, you're already making my mouth water. The day you tell us about Varanasi, I'll drop everything and stay glued to my computer .

See you soon for the next part!
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PA Parvat Globetrotter ·
It was such a pleasure reading your travel journal, thank you! I’m also eagerly waiting for the next part 😎
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RA Ragamuffin Globetrotter ·
Hello

More coming soon if you're interested!!

I'm in! And today is Saturday 🤪

Reading your first chapter confirmed my view of India—it's a country in the throes of underdevelopment 😮

When it comes to Benares/Varanasi, photographer Michaël Ackerman has a pretty accurate description of the city: The city of Benares is an intense combination of fairy tale and nightmare Michael Ackerman - End time city



Street scene in Varanasi, January 2007
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AL Aleph240758 Veteran ·
Hey Christelle, I’m here too, even though I was lucky enough to follow you almost live on FB! It’s always such a treat!! Hugs, see you soon mariejo
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SO Solene40 Veteran ·
Ah, but it’s gonna be less fun for you, Marie Jo—you’ve already seen it all 😉.
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PR Provence04 Regular ·
Hi there, your story is just amazing. We're leaving on November 3rd for 15 days and will be in Varanasi around the 14th or 15th (returning to France on the 17th). We also need to go to Khajuraho, Orchha, and Agra, so we can't wait to read more of your stories and see your photos. Your writing is so pleasant to read, and the photos are gorgeous—it’s definitely going to be a change from Kerala. Thank youuuuuuuuu!
SO Solene40 Veteran ·
Oh, that’s funny, Corinne—we did almost the exact same route but in the opposite direction 😉.

Well, let’s keep going then!!

VARANASI, the recap (yep, already—I’m not gonna tell you every little detail!!)



-Waking up at 6 AM to see women from Rajasthan, dressed in vibrant colors, singing with joy as they immerse themselves in the Ganges—check!



-Happily agreeing to take a photo with an Indian mama and getting a big smooch in front of the camera—check!

-Seeing and hearing a snake charmer straight out of a Maharaja’s troubadour tales—check!



-Walking energetically into cow dung and smashing your toe two hours later because, instead of watching your feet (pretty much vital here), you’re too busy staring up at the spectacle—check!

-Doing a perfect *écart landais* (that’s a fancy French side-step) to avoid a scooter in a narrow alley (and no, the scooter didn’t have a leash)—check!

-Taking a tuk-tuk in the scorching heat and cruising through "the modern city" (as they call it), yet feeling like a movie star in *City of Joy*—check!

-Visiting a stunning Maharaja’s fort in a state of total (but charming) decay, complete with a museum where the artifacts are covered in dust that’s been accumulating for at least 200 years—check!



-Finding yourself cheerfully saying "namaste" to a man with no legs who tugs at your pants, then leaving with a handshake and his smile—check!

-Seeing a freshly deceased cow floating calmly just 5 meters from pilgrims taking a dip, without anyone batting an eye—check!



-Stumbling upon a cremation ghat and being completely glued to the spot: tourists with guides wandering through the pyres like it’s no big deal, dozens of cows all around peeing everywhere, with kids walking barefoot through it, grandpas sipping tea like they’re watching a show, a pack of dogs suddenly howling in unison for no apparent reason, and Indian techies scrolling Facebook just 10 meters from the flames... yep, that happened too!!!



All in all, this trip’s gotten off to a wild start!!

Varanasi is a city bursting with life like we’ve rarely seen, and we *loved* this emotional rollercoaster!!

A few more photos from this photographer’s paradise 🙂















Now it’s time to hop on a train to some tiny, remote village we love—should be a nice break... or not 😉.

Have a great week, friends 😎
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DE Denis007 Regular ·
I'm settling in and following your story even though I've already devoured your recap on FB! Hope there are a few little twists or bonuses for the readers of this forum! 😉
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SO Solene40 Veteran ·
Hey Denis, we should make sure the "fan club" doesn’t get too demanding because my inspiration has its limits 😄!!

You can move along—I’m barely changing anything except integrating the photos into the text. I think it’s way better 😉.

I’ll send the next part soon because Varanasi left them speechless (not sure that’s a good sign 😛).

Hugs and see you soon
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SO Solene40 Veteran ·
CHITRAKOOT, the real deal!!

Oh, I know you all! You dream of that little spot "off the beaten track with no tourists"—well, you're in for a treat !!

After 3 days, we left the fascinating VARANASI, hoping to come back someday!

Next stop: Chitrakoot, a small town in Madhya Pradesh described as a "mini authentic Varanasi" by a travel guide, which really piqued our curiosity 😉.

Again, it starts off strong.

Right away, we witnessed an insane rush for our train as it pulled into the station. About twenty guys threw themselves at each compartment, shouting, banging hard on the windows and doors (which weren’t even open yet), crushing each other!! It was so violent it gave me chills . We thought (from a safe distance!!) that someone was going to get killed, but no. Fifteen minutes later, they were all sitting nicely, chatting away—I couldn’t believe it!!

Well, we were in the air-conditioned compartments (we’re such wimps) with lovely Indian families... who were spending 25 hours on this train to get to Mumbai!!

Since we couldn’t find a direct line to Chitrakoot, we saw we could get close by stopping at Manikpur station (20 km away, or so we were told!!). The train stopped, we got off at this tiny station, and apparently, we were the only ones to do so out of 30 carriages!!

We’d emailed the hotel we booked in Chitrakoot, and they were supposed to send a tuk-tuk for us.

We stepped out of the station, and where in every other station in the country, tons of people wait for the train’s arrival, here—nobody, nothing, not even a little tuk-tuk for Chouchou and Loulou!

We called the hotel, and they said, "Yes, we’re coming," but no—it was too far (a classic local response!!).

Loulou and I conferred and figured someone would offer us a ride (oh, how we already missed the hustlers from touristy spots!!), but no!!

There were about 30 people going about their business or staring at us like we were aliens—take your pick!

We struggled with the first (and only??) guy who spoke a bit of English.

He told us Chitrakoot was too far for a tuk-tuk—40 km, or 1.5 hours here!! (What?! They lied to us 😛!!).

Alright, alright, alright! Apparently, *Peking Express* is happening now!!

In the square in front of us, there was one car, not exactly new (let’s call it an old 4x4).

Then Loulou had a lightbulb moment: "Who does this car belong to?" And just like that, we were off with a Hindi driver thrilled to have earned his day’s pay (but yes, Mom, we were careful—he was super skinny, no risk with my burly husband, and his old wreck wasn’t going to go too fast!!).

Of course, we drew a few curious onlookers 😉!



We arrived in Chitrakoot around 5 PM, in the rain, in a town that was—how to put it—ugly, ugly, ugly (and not even that small)!!

Luckily, the hotel wasn’t too bad, even if its surroundings were pretty grim!

Ooooh, what a view



Alright, let’s stay positive—a good night’s sleep, and tomorrow will be better.

The next morning at 7 AM, it was raining; at 9 AM, still raining!!

By 10 AM, it calmed down a bit, so we rushed out.

A tuk-tuk took us 2 km away, and then—revelation!

The old city, entirely covered in a beautiful ochre color, was truly magnificent (and freshly repainted, which is rare enough to mention!).



Little shops lined the streets. We saw artisans of all kinds (sculptors, seamstresses, barbers...).



We were always stared at with completely frozen eyes... that lit up with big smiles as soon as we said "namaste."



As promised, the ghats lined the river, where a multitude of decorated boats were moored (and in which we often saw white rabbits in cages—don’t ask us why!!).



Alright, let’s take a boat to visit a temple 2 km away.

The poor boatman struggled against the current.

200 meters from the temple, he was forced to dock and suggested we finish on foot.

He’d been struggling for a while, so no problem. Let’s walk through the mud—it’s great for the skin!

But things quickly got worse—we had to cross a stream!

Loulou went ahead as a scout.

It was a mess: the water was yellow, we obviously couldn’t see anything, so we felt the bottom with our feet to know where to step.

Sometimes we found rocks (cool), sometimes we sank into the mud up to our ankles, with our flip-flops getting stuck to the bottom!!

I was lucky—the boatman held my hand to help me, when suddenly we heard a big splash!!

Oh no, Loulou had taken a tumble ("Boss, boss, I slipped," he told me... after).



Well, he was soaked, so the rain bothered him less after that!!

His iPhone in his pocket was sold as waterproof—good timing!!

So we arrived safe and sound (ha ha) at this famous huge temple... which was, once again, pretty run-down. Apparently, here they build enormous, magnificent monuments and then don’t touch them for the next 500 years!!



So it was all crumbling everywhere, but we still had a really nice time, in peace (for the first time!) battling with the locals, drinking chai with them, waiting for the rain to stop (as usual 😉 ).



It was a pleasant day that could’ve been fantastic with a little sunshine, sure, but especially with a lot more cleanliness!!

We have a pretty high tolerance for dirt (otherwise we wouldn’t love this country so much), but this was too much!!

Here, we broke records, and the rain didn’t help.

The river was disgusting (the Ganges is mineral water compared to this), littered with trash, with sewers dumping right next to the beautiful ochre city. And its surroundings were sometimes (but not always) just as bad.

Aaaah, the flavor of authenticity!!





To top it all off, in half a day, we saw three kids doing their business right by the busy road. We can only imagine that the adults wait for nightfall to do the same since they don’t have any other options!! (Prime Minister Modi’s big project is to install toilets across the country—it’s about time!!).

I was a little worried that two nights in Chitrakoot would be too short, but in the end, it was enough!!

Luckily, the contact with the locals was great—that made up for a lot (but that’s totally me—three smiles and I forget everything ).



Alright, a little beauty to end on a positive note because we’re still glad we came.









Now we can go in search of the sun. From what we’ve heard, it’s waiting for us in Khajuraho 😎 !
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PR Provence04 Regular ·
This reading is pure joy—how you make us fall in love with a country under conditions we’d never accept back home. Anyway, it’s making us jump out of our skin with excitement while we wait for our departure. I hope you’ll have time to write the rest of your journey before we leave, since we’ll be taking the same route (in the opposite direction) in 3 weeks. Thanks againnnn 😛
SO Solene40 Veteran ·
Yeah, don’t worry Corinne, I’ll have plenty of time before you leave 😉
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MA Marien33 Veteran ·
Hi Christelle, For the train, you should’ve asked here... I would’ve told you to go Varanasi -> Allahabad then Allahabad -> Chitrakoot. But in the end, I opted for a direct train from Varanasi to Khajuraho because I was worried Chitrakoot might be a letdown. Personally, the filthiest city I’ve ever visited in nearly 60 months of traveling in India is Chitradurga. But right in the middle of all that grime, there’s a gem: the Fort. Though I won’t get into it here—it’s a whole other topic... Kids pooping by the side of the road in broad daylight surprises you? No, no, don’t be mistaken—I’ve seen adults do it plenty of times. Guys, of course... They’re not shy about putting on a public show. Usually, it’s almost like a whole ceremony... They line up in a row... it takes forever... and they chat the whole time... Don’t worry, toilets are already making progress. In fact, it’s pretty impressive: 20 million built in one year, and 150 million are planned long-term: read here Except they’re all pay-to-use, and men still pee and poop in the open in plenty of places... That said, I got caught out too... It says PAY AND USE in big letters. No change?—which was my case—you don’t get in, and you just pee a meter away...
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MA Marien33 Veteran ·
Personally, I really wish the Central Government would take care of the garbage and set up regular collection—even just once a week—or at least provide dumpsters. The spread of foul odors, bacteria, and diseases isn’t just from human waste... You’re seeing more garbage collection popping up all over India, even in tiny villages, but it’s left up to the municipalities...

Kerala is 50 years behind on this, for a state that claims to be one of the most modern... After struggling with it here in Kannur where I live, I ended up setting up my own sorting system with three bins in the house. It amuses them a lot, but two other houses have already followed suit... One bin for paper/cardboard that I burn, another for biodegradable waste that I dump into a compost hole I dug in the garden, and the third for everything else. And—don’t laugh!—since it doesn’t stink, I take the bus with my bag when it’s full and go toss it in the only dumpster I know of downtown, near the train station, 5 kilometers away...

Not far from my place, in another street, there’s a really picturesque grove with piles of wild plants, some in bloom. Despite the "no dumping" sign, it’s become the neighborhood dumping ground because people sneak in and toss their bags into the bushes.

Two weeks ago, big commotion. A crew of workers with brush cutters came and cleared everything out. No more pretty plants or flowers...

Oh, right, but you’re not going to keep hiding your trash under the plants!!! And what they uncovered was way worse than I imagined... A mountain of garbage bags, rotting, torn open, raided by dogs, beer bottles—*so* carefully hidden from the wife. In short, an abomination. I thought a tractor would come with a dumpster to haul all that crap away, but no... It was all left as is... It’s really disgusting... In a village and neighborhood that’s absolutely charming, residential, and idyllic...

And... the plants are already growing back. Already 50 to 60 cm... The heat and monsoon rains are doing their thing... In another two weeks, everything will have regrown and... you won’t see the trash bags anymore... And people will start adding to the pile again... until it overtakes the vegetation?
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SO Solene40 Veteran ·
Hey Jean Marie

No worries, I knew we could go through Allahabad, but I found the Manikpur adventure way more fun (especially since a tuk-tuk was supposed to be waiting for us, haha)!!

As for the toilets, I’ve seen people doing it often on the beaches in the South (around Pondy it was mind-blowing because even in broad daylight, just 20 meters away from us, they had no problem!!), but never by the side of the road.

However, I’m shocked to hear that the installed toilets are pay-to-use !! You’d have to be really clueless to think that those who need them the most (the poorest!) would pay to do their business when they’ve been doing it in nature their whole lives. This problem isn’t going to be solved anytime soon!!

And the trash—sometimes their logic completely baffles us, yeah!!

Even though I kept not throwing my cigarette butt on the ground throughout the trip, I still wondered why sometimes!!

But still, Chitrakoot was an exception on our route. Khajuraho, Orchha, and Agra were sparkling clean. Shows that sometimes tourism does have its perks 😉.

But I don’t regret this stop at all because it was out of the ordinary (and not just for the bad reasons)!

See you soon Marien
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MA Marien33 Veteran ·
But I’m shocked to hear that the installed toilets are pay-to-use !! You’d have to be out of your mind to think the people who need them most (the poorest!) would pay to use them (...)

Because Modi cares about the poor? Oh, I must’ve misunderstood

And here I was, the whole trip never tossing my cigarette butt on the ground, wondering why sometimes!!

Anyway, you were breaking the rules. Smoking in the street is officially banned—it’s a public space... 😉 There wasn’t a week that went by without some whole bus making a scene because I spit out a TINY piece of gum out the window... In those moments, I’m furious I don’t speak Malayalam
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PR Provence04 Regular ·
That exchange was hilarious. For Malayalam, in 2009, before our trip there, I searched and found on Ebay.in (which is Ebay India) for 475 INR, or 12 €, a DVD to learn Malayalam (brand new), which I received by mail in 9 days. The payment system handled the transaction. It’s in a really fun format with games, and you can "repeat the sounds into the mic and listen to yourself"—everything’s built in. It’s not literary at all, but it helped me a lot (numbers, among other things). There’s this one little phrase I’ve since forgotten that’s super useful when dealing with overly "clingy" solicitations (like drivers or others)—it’s a game-changer. I used it once in Cochin, and the result? Big round eyes, a burst of laughter, and the person left completely stunned 🤪 I don’t know if it’s still available, but since you’re based there, it might help you out??!!
MA Marien33 Veteran ·
That exchange was hilarious. For Malayalam, in 2009, before our trip there, I searched and found on Ebay.in (which is Ebay India) for 475 INR, or 12 €, a DVD to learn Malayalam (brand new), which I received by mail in 9 days. The payment system handled the transaction. It’s super fun with games, and you can "repeat the sounds into the mic and listen to yourself"—everything’s built in. It’s not literary at all, but it really helped me (numbers, among other things).

Thanks so much for the info... But it’s mission impossible from India... The best method is friends and family, but after 5 minutes, they get tired and start speaking at full speed again...

There’s this little phrase I’ve since forgotten that’s super useful when dealing with overly "clingy" solicitations (like drivers or others)—it’s radical. I only used it once in Cochin, and the result? Big round eyes, a burst of laughter, and the solicitor left completely stunned.

It’s not a little phrase—just one word. But it’s magic: *Veenda!* You can be even more convincing by repeating it twice: *veenda, veenda* or adding *eniki*. *Eniki veenda.* Yep, it’s really the magic word to shoo away any nuisance. Okay, but we’re getting off topic. Christelle’s going to crack the whip...
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SO Solene40 Veteran ·
Oh come on, no teasing. I love your stories, Marien!

Getting yelled at for chewing gum is just too funny when you see the Indian sense of ecology. It really highlights the cultural differences!! What’s important to us isn’t to them, and vice versa.

Anyway, what does "Eniki Veenda" mean? I’d love to use it, but it kinda depends on the meaning 😉
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PR Provence04 Regular ·
As far as I remember, it was something like: leave me alone or let me go—but I’m not entirely sure anymore. What I *am* sure of is that he didn’t get mad; he just burst out laughing. You should be able to use it without any worries, well, I hope so anyway.
SO Solene40 Veteran ·
Yeah, we’ll double-check because Marien can be stubborn sometimes—I’m being careful (don’t get mad, Marien, I’m just kiddiiiing 😉)
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MA Marien33 Veteran ·
What matters to us doesn't matter to them, and vice versa.

Well, yeah, women show their bellies and navels but cover their shoulders and calves. Men show their butts and defecate in public, but ban swimsuits, even shorts or bermudas. They spend their time touching each other—everywhere—but don’t you dare kiss them on the cheek to say hello or goodbye... That would be the ultimate humiliation.



By the way, what does "Eniki Veenda" mean? I’d like to use it, but it depends on the meaning, you know ;)

Eniki means "Me," and Veenda means "I don’t want it," "I don’t need it," with the idea that "it’s final, no point insisting."
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MA Marien33 Veteran ·
As far as I remember, it was something like, : leave me alone, or let me go; but I'm not sure anymore. What I am sure of is that he didn't get angry, he just burst out laughing. You should be able to use it without any problem, well, I hope so.

Nope, not at all! That’s just spiteful—very French, actually.
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MA Marien33 Veteran ·
Marien, you can be a bit grumpy sometimes, I’m wary (don’t get mad, Marien, I’m just kiddiiiing 😉)

Never for nothing, never without a reason! You can ask my grandkids... recently, the youngest told his mom: "You’re so lucky, Mom, to have such a nice dad"—and he repeated it three days in a row. Just in case she didn’t get the message... There’s an Antillean proverb that goes—in Creole—: I dance to the music I’m played... Anyway, let’s get back to your trip?
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A huge thank you to you, Jean Marie and Corinne, for your active participation—I feel less alone thanks to you 😉.

Alright, back to it then!

KHAJURAHO the erotic!!

With a title like that, I’m sure I’ve piqued your curiosity ! Well, you guys will just have to be patient because I’m gonna drag this out a bit!

So, if you’ve been following along, we’re leaving Chitrakoot this morning for a 250 km drive—about 5 hours by local standards!!

It starts off calm on country roads.



After 2 hours, we stop for chai in our driver’s tiny hometown. Loulou chats about toothbrushing with his café neighbors (oh, the state of that café!!), we watch villagers go about their day, and some gorgeous monkeys come say hi and strike a pose—so cool!



We arrive in Khajuraho, a small Indian village... with a brand-new, massive airport (almost as big as Bordeaux’s). It feels really weird in the middle of nowhere, and we figure the area must be super touristy (you’ll find out why later!).

That evening, we head out to explore the village. Three tuk-tuks are waiting for us—we pick Birrend, the one who runs toward us the fastest (nooo, I’m kidding 😛).

We end up in a cute, spotless little village. After Chitrakoot, “the filthy,” it’s a nice change! Turns out tourism has its perks sometimes (especially when there are no tourists right now, haha).

As soon as we step out, we’re swarmed every few meters:

"Hey, come see my shop!" "Uh, no thanks, I cleaned out your buddy’s store yesterday—I don’t need anything, haha!"

"Want a tuk-tuk?" "No thanks, your friend Birrend’s already giving us a ride."

"Want a book on the Kama Sutra?" "No thanks, my wife already knows all the tickles!" And they die laughing!!

Anyway, one silly joke, a big smile, and they leave you alone—even wave hello the next day!

The next morning, we meet Birrend for breakfast. He introduces us to his nephew Soni, a 17-year-old student who wants to spend the day with us to practice his English (yeah, we’re *that* good ). He’s adorable, so of course we say yes.

Off we go, the four of us, to Raneh Falls. 40 minutes by tuk-tuk through greenery and then the forest.



And when we arrive—well, we realize we’re *so* lucky!!



The rain we had two days ago? We can thank it—there’s an amazing rush of water, which isn’t always the case, far from it. So, beautiful, noisy falls, a grand canyon (not the US one, but still pretty cool), all surrounded by multicolored rocks (basalt, sandstone, granite...).



All in all, a really cool hike.

Back to the village, heading to the temples the whole world comes to see—and honestly, we get why!!



There are 22 left scattered around the village, built in the 900s (yes, over a thousand years old!!) and in absolutely exceptional condition (thanks, UNESCO!).



We’re not usually into old stones, but we were blown away by the incredible detail of these sculptures.

The friezes on all the temples show scenes of daily life—mostly war, and a bit of rest. And what was rest in the 900s? Well, sex!

That’s why these temples are so famous—their beauty, sure, but also the erotic scenes, which are apparently unique.



The first one we found—yikes... a man "taking care of" a mare (apparently representing soldiers’ sexual frustration during war!!).

Uh, no, I’ll spare you the photo—I’m afraid the puritans would roast me .

There are others much softer and prettier, but they’re only a tiny fraction of what there is to discover here.



All in all, it was amazing.

After that, Soni suggests we meet up in the evening to take us to a "party."

As usual, we have no idea what or where, but we say yes because with these two, we’re in good hands. And we’re glad we did!

They take us to the only temple still used for evening Puja ceremonies (there’s one every day, morning and evening).

We go inside, guided by Soni, who’s the "assistant" to the ceremony master.

It’s not very big, black with soot, with a huge metal tube in the middle where everyone who enters places their hands and forehead for a few seconds.



With Loulou (the only white people, as usual), we feel like two elephants in a china shop! We’re terrified of messing up, barely dare to move an ear, but everyone smiles at us.



Five guys start drumming and clashing cymbals—it’s as loud as a rock concert!!

Then they clap in rhythm, sing, take the "host" (a coconut), do the collection (maybe the one thing all religions have in common!!), and then put a red dot on our foreheads, just like everyone else.



It lasts half an hour, then we head out.

Soni and Birrend are eager to hear our impressions and are so happy to see our joy and hear our thanks.

One question comes to mind: "Soni, what exactly does that big cylinder in the center represent?" "Well, Shiva’s lingam," he says with a little smirk. "Uh, the lingam??" "Yeah, the thing men have but women don’t!" Uh-oh, I think I get it, but I’m still not sure. I go for it and point at Loulou’s crotch with a confused look, and he nods with a big smile!!

No way—I’m dreaming!! Indians, so modest and "uptight" about sexuality, bow down every day to Shiva’s phallus !!

Okay, this confirms it—I’ll never understand this country!!

After such a great day, we happily buy a nice (soft) erotic statue from Soni’s brother’s shop. He was thrilled, and so were we. It’ll look great, that stone statue from Khajuraho in our living room in Landes. Though, who knows, it might be a plaster statue made in China—but honestly, we don’t care. That kid was too cute.

Actually, when we left, my cheerfulness got the better of me—I gave him two kisses on the cheek. Oh, the poor guy, I think I shouldn’t have—he turned bright red!! (And thanks to you, Marien, I realize I "humiliated" him—ugh, I feel so bad!!)

Now it’s time to say goodbye.

I can tell you, I’m not ready to leave for "unknown lands" because I already have a huge lump in my throat from leaving those two guys (yeah, I know, I’m such a softie!!).

Luckily, we’re saved—now we’re friends on Facebook 😛
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PR Provence04 Regular ·
I loooooooooooooooooooooove it!!!
SO Solene40 Veteran ·
So much betteeeeeeeeeer 😄!!
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FA FabGreg Globetrotter ·
Okay, we're not really into old stones, but we were totally blown away by the incredible finesse of these sculptures.

In that case, you might be interested in the Chalukya temples (Pattadakal, Aihole) and Hoysala temples (Belur, Halebid, Somnathpur, in the Mysore region) in Karnataka.

The Hoysala style is like stone lacework.

For a future trip to South India.

Fabrice
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AL Aleph240758 Veteran ·
so, a little patience—I’m heading there in early January and I’ll post a travel journal when I get back!!! and Christelle, you’ll get to open your eyes wide to discover these wonders!!! see you soon mariejo
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MA Marcomarco Veteran ·
Hey there, fellow travelers! 😎

We’re back from 15 days in northern India.

For our 6th visit to this country, we traveled between Uttar Pradesh and Madhya Pradesh, and let’s just say it was an emotional rollercoaster!!

Wait, am I dreaming?! Indians, so modest and "uptight" about sexuality, bow down every day to Shiva’s phallus 😊!!

Okay, this just confirms it—I’ll never understand this country!!

Well, there you have it....
SO Solene40 Veteran ·
Oh, you can count on me to be your first reader, Marie Jo—I’m already drooling in anticipation 😉
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SE Seattle95 Regular ·
Whether you love India and adore traveling there, fair enough. That’s my case too. But for goodness’ sake, let’s drop the clichés, like "our societies stuck in their rigidity"... Maybe it’s also a sign that things aren’t working out so badly after all. Spend six months in Varanasi and you’ll see if our societies are really that "stuck"...
MA Marien33 Veteran ·
Hey there, fellow travelers 😎

We’re back from 15 days in northern India.

For our 6th visit to this country, we traveled between Uttar Pradesh and Madhya Pradesh, and let’s just say it was an emotional rollercoaster!!

No way, I can’t believe it!! Indians, so modest and "uptight" when it comes to sexuality, bow down every day to Shiva’s phallus 😊!!

Okay, this just confirms it—I’ll never understand this country!!

So, uh...

Hi Mark, based on how your message appears, it looks like you’re quoting me, but I didn’t write that...

So, uh... what’s the point, exactly?
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SO Solene40 Veteran ·
Aaah, you're touching a sensitive point there, Kenzo, even if I'm not here to tell my life story!! So if you want, come "live my life" as a social worker in a rural area of France in 2017, and you'll quickly understand what I mean. Okay, from Seattle, I get that I might as well be speaking Chinese to you. So no clichés in what I'm saying, my dear, just the reality that the people I look after experience every day. That doesn’t take away from the fact that they’re really lucky to have been born here rather than in Varanasi 😉. Anyway, let’s quickly get "back to our topic" before this spirals out of control, but I’ll gladly continue in DM, and you "won’t be disappointed by the journey" 😛.
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SO Solene40 Veteran ·
And we're still going... with joy and good vibes 😄 !!

ORCHHA the stunning

This morning we left Khajuraho for Orchhâ, still by car because the train schedules are awful and my finicky bladder won’t let me take buses (yes, I know, you don’t care about my bladder 😉 )!!

We drove for a while on a national road, surrounded by tuk-tuks, cars, trucks, carts, cows, dogs, bikes, goats, and pedestrians—just your typical scene!!

Suddenly, the driver asks, "Do you want to see a castle?" "Uh, yeah, why not" (well, first it was "What do you think, Loulou? Dunno, what about you? Dunno either, but let’s check it out" ??).

And just like that, we left the main road for a bumpier path, and less than a minute later, we were blown away!!

A gorgeous lake framed by two ancestral Maharaja forts (no idea what year they’re from—our driver’s a driver, not a guide, hehe), buffaloes grazing peacefully, greenery, and a small hill with beautiful rocks in the background. So peacefulhh!!

Yeah, okay, there’s only one of us in the photo because the other one didn’t fit in the frame!

"India is like islands of paradise in the middle of hell"—I don’t know who said it, but I use that line a lot because it’s *so* true!!

Anyway, we’ve arrived in Orchhâ—or rather, 2 km before the village, where we’re staying.

I haven’t talked about our accommodations so far because, honestly, we don’t really care where we sleep, but we’ll make an exception this time.

Here, it’s not a guesthouse or a hotel—it’s an authentic Maharaja palace (well, an old hunting lodge, from what we gathered), totally preserved in its original state.



A massive rectangular building lined with over 50 doors, a rooftop walkway where you can stroll and admire the nearby Betwa River, with a pristine English garden in the center and an exotic one featuring three ancient little temples and a small pool (empty when we arrived, being cleaned on the second day, half-full on the third, and perfect by the last day 😛)!!







The nearby Betwa River



So far, so good—but the exceptional part is that *everything* looks absolutely period (though we’re no experts, but it sure seems like it!!). The furniture, all the woodwork, the elephant paintings on the bedroom ceilings, the portraits of Maharajas’ lives, the azulejo walls, and even the *electricity*!!



I *loved* charging my phone on that thing!!



To top it all off, every evening, three musicians set up in the garden to play traditional music with tiny cymbals (I guess?), a djembe, and a harmonium that clearly played for the Maharaja back in the day—it looks *ancient*!!



And all this—*I kid you not*—for the price of a first-class hotel back home (though with the ongoing renovations, this deal probably won’t last)!!

Of course, as you know, you can’t have the butter *and* the money for the butter... I’ll let you finish that thought.

So for that price, we also often got:

- Peeling paint and marble floors with stained ceilings (we *did* say it’s period),

- Nonstop construction (sometimes noisy) and solvent smells so strong you’re afraid lighting a cigarette will cause an explosion,

- Thousands of insects swarming at nightfall, jumping into your hair the second you get near a light (and a few in the room too!), smelling like stink bugs when you squish them (which is inevitable, there are *so* many),

- A shower with such low water pressure you end up washing with a bucket,

- And a toilet that breaks down, forcing you to change rooms (after you’ve already made a mess—otherwise, what’s the fun?)!!

Honestly, we didn’t care about any of that, especially since we were almost the only guests and everyone was *so* nice. So we ended up staying four nights (a new record!)

And now you’re probably thinking, "Okay, this is all great, but you didn’t come all this way just to stay in a hotel." And you’re right—I won’t argue with that!!

So, Orchhâ, the town.



Tiny by Indian standards (7,000 people) but dotted with grand monuments (yes, I know—*again*, and I’m saving the Taj Mahal for last!).

Two palaces side by side, *massive* (400 rooms each)—one for the Maharaja and his family, the other for his guests!! Built between 1500 and 1700, they were once covered in blue "azulejos," precious stones, and colored glass!!



And that’s when you *get* the phrase "palace of a thousand and one nights"—the explorers lucky enough to see this back then must’ve been completely dazzled (ahhh, how I wish I’d been there!).

But don’t get *too* excited—today, they don’t look the same at all because UNESCO hasn’t made it here!! My guess? They’d go bankrupt restoring all this!! Still, the scale is still there, all the sculptural work too—it’s *monumental*.



The town also has several Hindu temples, including one huge one, and 14 chhatris.



Alright, one more cultural tidbit. When a Maharaja died, he was cremated, and they’d build a monument in his honor on the same spot. In India, they call it a *chhatri*; where we’re from, it’s a *cenotaph* (don’t worry, we’re happy to learn new words too 😉 ). So, 14 Maharajas passed through here, but *that’s it*. Like our kings of France, there are no more Maharajas in Orchhâ! (Well, not the same ones, anyway—though sometimes it’s *just* like that with some people. Oops, sorry, I’m rambling!!)



Yeah, no doubt about it—every time you look up, it’s beautiful. But what we loved *most* was the vibe and the welcome we got here.



Like in every town we’ve been through, Orchhâ also has pilgrims who come to pray at the temples, and *with them*, we’re a huge hit!! It’s all smiles, namaste with hands joined, and the same few questions: "Where are you from?" "Ahhh, France!" "Can we take a photo (or a selfie, for the younger ones)?" They come from far away—or sometimes just 20 km down the road!



In short, it’s pure joy to get lost in the alleys of this town, especially since the women here are even more beautiful and vibrant than elsewhere (yes, *that’s* possible).



And then there were the fake "babas"—we didn’t see many in Varanasi, but they were here (well, 3 or 4, anyway)!!

For those who don’t know, the ones we affectionately call "babas" are actually *Sadhus*—quasi-saints revered by the locals, who dedicate their lives to religion and always have "a sacred look," as we’d say back home!

There are the real ones (who never approach us tourists) and the fake ones (who give us big smiles and expect a little gift).



We had a blast with them from day one—"Isn’t my French baba handsome?" I’d say, pointing at Loulou’s long hair 😄. And they’d laugh and greet us later with a "Hello, French baba!!"

We had some hilarious moments with them—real or fake, we didn’t care in the end (besides, I’m a fake tourist too, since I’m a social worker 80% of the year!!).

Alright, the end is coming soon, friends, but not *quite* yet—Agra’s waiting for us!



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DI Diamina Globetrotter ·
Hi Christelle,

That castle you stayed in was a really cool move. I love your self-deprecating humor, and I get a kick out of your adventures. I guess it’s not as funny when you’re in the middle of it, but afterward, you only remember the best parts. I know that from experience—happened to me plenty of times!!!

If after Ladakh next year I feel like visiting northern India, I’ll know exactly which travel journal to revisit!!! Thanks so much.
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SO Solene40 Veteran ·
I guess it must be less fun when you're actually dealing with it, but afterward, you only remember the best

Well, that’s one of the magical effects India has on us—no matter what happens there, we just don’t care (obviously, I’m not talking about major issues)!! Actually, I’ve noticed it’s not the same in other countries we visit, and it’s pretty inexplicable to me!!

Thanks for your encouragement, by the way!

I just discovered your travel journal on AF (planned destination with no fixed date), and I’m going to savor it with great pleasure (and it’ll take a while, given the 20 pages 😉)!!

Looking forward to catching up with you here, Diamina, and sending hugs to Martinique (an island close to my heart since it was my first solo long-haul trip at 19—a *huge* revelation of my love for travel 😎)
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ST Stalingrad Globetrotter ·
Your story makes me really want to go back to Varanasi. 🙂 Orchha too! 🙂
SO Solene40 Veteran ·
Well, go for it Alain!! Down there, lots of people asked me: "Are you coming back soon, Stalingrad?" 😄😉
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DI Diamina Globetrotter ·
Well, that's one of the magical effects India has on us—no matter what happens there, we just don't care (obviously not talking about major issues, though)!!

For me, it's South America that has that effect!!! We've been there three times already, and I'm already dreaming of going back, even though we were there just last year!!! But first, Ladakh next year.😄
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SO Solene40 Veteran ·
Yep, it just confirms that the destination we visit has nothing to do with it 😉!! It’s really our own story and personal feelings that shape how we perceive and experience any given country!
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MA Marien33 Veteran ·
Yep, it just confirms that the destination we visit has nothing to do with it 😉!! It’s really our own story and personal feelings that shape how we perceive and experience a country!

Some say it’s about our past lives—or even our inner lives... Anyway, that’s what Indians keep telling me about my desire—and my decision—to LIVE IN INDIA
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PR Provence04 Regular ·
And me, reading all this just makes me even more excited! What reassures me is that after reading your post, I feel less worried. I was wondering, will we enjoy the north as much as the south, in terms of the people??!! The north is way more touristy than Kerala—won’t the culture shock be too harsh??!! But it seems like we have a similar approach: "The world is like a mirror—if you smile at it, it smiles back!" People first, connections, interactions—the rest, we’ll adapt (well, I hope so). Can’t wait for the rest!
MA Marien33 Veteran ·
the north is much more touristy than Kerala,

Just so you know: Kerala has become "The French Riviera" for Indians. Rich and not-so-rich... — just like in Nice and elsewhere —

"The world is like a mirror; if you smile at it, it smiles back at you!"

Tweet-tweet, little birds... My daughter recently told me: "Life only brings you what you can handle" when talking about the hassles we encounter... I replied: you could’ve said that to the people deported during the war... And to those living through real suffering all over the world... Try smiling at an ISIS killer... let’s see if he’ll smile back or slit your throat... No malice intended, but... I couldn’t help reacting. Christelle’s gonna say again: he’s grumpy sometimes...
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