Off on an adventure in China!
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BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Day 3 (continued)











"Quick, tell us how it went!" Bernard and Bianca are live and reporting that the experience is amazing! Among Bernard and Bianca’s twelve labors, there are truly endless, mythical, magical views of the long ribbon of stones winding along the mountain ridges. Steep slopes, too, with their hiking packs relentlessly testing gravity and their sense of balance. Mostly, there’s solitude in a wild environment that sometimes feels completely forgotten. But the thrill is constant, even if the tough end of the day under moonlight to reach their bivouac starts to feel like a scratched record: One step, a pang of pain, one step, a grimace...









Sorry, transmission over, black screen, no signal! Bernard and Bianca have vanished off the radar! Did they manage to reach the watchtower they’d set their sights on conquering for the night? Did the nighttime temperature grant them enough sleep to recover from their efforts? Weren’t they kicked out by the police? For now, we’re left with hypotheses. We’ll try to reconnect tomorrow at dawn. I’ll keep you posted...
AL Almakaja81 ·
Day 3 (continued)











"Quick, tell us how it went!" Bernard and Bianca are live and reporting that the experience is amazing! Among Bernard and Bianca’s twelve labors, there are truly endless, mythical, magical views of the long stone ribbon winding along the mountain ridges. Steep slopes, too, with their hiking packs relentlessly testing gravity and their sense of balance. Mostly solitude, in a wild environment that sometimes feels completely forgotten. But pure joy every moment, even if the tough end of the day under the moonlight to reach their bivouac starts feeling like a scratched record: One step, a twinge of pain, one step, a grimace...









Sorry, transmission over, black screen, no signal! Bernard and Bianca have vanished off the radar! Did they manage to reach the watchtower they’d set their sights on conquering to spend the night? Did the nighttime temperature grant them enough sleep to recover from their efforts? Weren’t they kicked out by the police? For now, we’re left with hypotheses. We’ll try to reconnect tomorrow at dawn. I’ll keep you posted...

Wow, sleeping on the Great Wall *and* hiking it with 30 kg on your back—respect! Keep making us dream. But by the way, how did you get to the start of Bernard and Bianca’s route—train, bus, or... with you, anything’s possible!
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Are you talking about Bernard and Bianca? 😉

Train + Didi (ride-hailing) to get us to the starting point. For the return trip, I’ll sort it out tomorrow since it’ll be a bit more complicated! 😛
OU Ouonva ·
Hello,

I can't wait to see what comes next!
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Bonjour ,

J'attends la suite avec impatience !

Ça va venir rapidement ! Bonne lecture !
FA FamilleUS Veteran ·
Another Bibouns in the wall !
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
We’ll check back later to see what it translated 😛
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
October 12 - Day 4

In the worst-case scenario we’d imagined for ending our night, the music from *Midnight Express* was mixing with the harmonious snoring of other inmates in some dingy prison in the middle of nowhere in China. Instead of an episode of *Faites entrer l'accusé* with a sensationalist title (*Two French travelers heavily armed with illegal sleeping bags: A Chinese night that turns into a nightmare*), it was actually the birds chirping and the first light of dawn that pulled us out of our lethargy. Well, me at least... because for Flo, it seems more like the aches and pains doing the trick!



What matters is that Ii is free, Max! And Bernard and Bianca too! And in the process, we grabbed the prize for a second round on the Super 8 at the Great Wall, draped in its mystical misty veil...



Oh, and by the way, if you’re worried about the outside temperature last night, rest assured Flo slept just fine—she’s my ultra-reliable mobile weather station, ready to give you all the details on the perfect five-billion-star hotel conditions...



Alright, after yesterday’s fierce battle to get rid of the twelve barbecues from last summer, today’s session with our coach is all about detoxing from the five winters’ worth of raclette! And our gym? It’s set up entirely on a section of the Wall that’s fighting for its survival against nature, which is dead set on reclaiming the land. I mean, in our imagination, the Great Wall is this long, uniform ribbon of stone guaranteed to last two thousand years without maintenance, right?... But in reality, far from the postcards, most of it is in an advanced state of decay. I guess keeping a wall of biblical proportions standing isn’t easy, especially this far from Portugal! The human cost of its construction, according to sources, was around ten million workers who lost their lives at its feet!









While we’re at it, let’s bust another stubborn myth! The one that claims you can supposedly see the Great Wall from the moon! Oh, come on! Urban legend, just like the idea of sleeping in on a road trip with Franck and Flo! Imagine something six meters wide, partly covered by vegetation. Now put yourself nearly 380,000,000 kilometers away... Go on, back up... back up some more... Can you see your wall now? Of course not, and your buddy Thomas Pesquet can confirm it!





BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Day 4 (continued)

Okay, we’re talking, we’re talking, but in the meantime, our legs keep working and our eyes keep feasting on these magical panoramas. Everyone hit their quota by early afternoon, so it’s time to step off our fantastic merry-go-round and head back to the capital. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is even to reach the little town of Datong tonight to spend the night.

And why not try hitchhiking?... Total fail! Not because the rural Chinese are opposed to picking up two French outlaws; it’s just that there simply aren’t any Chinese around! Not a single car passed by! Speaking of which, we know—even beyond Marseille—that while China gives us a serious run for our money in terms of development and urban modernity, in the countryside, the country seems stuck in the *Happy Days* era, minus Fonzie’s funky grin!

Anyway, thanks to a bit of improvisation and the help of our trusty legs, we still manage to reach a train station. A Corail train, a taxi, another train later, and we finally cross the finish line in Datong as night falls. There, a new socio-demographic study: When we go to the United States, we love telling anyone who’ll listen that everything there is oversized. Well, that’s peanuts compared to China! I’m not talking about the landscapes, but the infrastructure needed to keep the daily lives of hundreds of millions of Chinese running—me, myself, and Flo included! Take train stations, for example... Datong’s railway station? You could park two Roissy Charles de Gaulle airports in there! Impressive!

As for Datong itself, it would be considered a metropolis back home. Here? Just a simple provincial town with its three “little” million inhabitants. "What? Don’t tell me you didn’t know this city and its UNESCO-listed gems existed before reading us?" Don’t worry, neither did we—even though it totally deserves the recognition. From what we’ve seen so far, tomorrow’s post should right this wrong and put Datong back on the tourist map... To be continued...





HO Holigirl Veteran ·
Hello!

Before you even started posting about your Chinese adventures, I’d have bet my bottom dollar you’d end up sleeping on the Great Wall. I’m not disappointed! What a memory for you two!
BL Bluequark Veteran ·
The night on the Great Wall is amazing!
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Hello!

Even before you started posting about your Chinese adventures, I would’ve bet my hand that you’d sleep on the Great Wall. I’m not disappointed! What a memory for you two!

One of the highlights of this adventure. A dream come true! And why did you think that?
HO Holigirl Veteran ·
Because even though we’ve only met virtually, over the years I’ve really started to get a sense of the beast here!!! 😏 You see some people doing it in blogs. I know that, just like me and many others on this forum, you dig into all of that. And I honestly don’t see how you could’ve resisted this one 😎 Too tempting, and you’ve got the guts (or the madness?) to go all the way.
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Because even though we’ve only met virtually, over the years I’ve started to get a real sense of the beast here!!! 😏 In blogs, you see some people doing it. I know that, just like me and many others on this forum, you dig into all of that. And I really don’t see how you could’ve resisted this 😎 Too tempting, and you’ve got the guts (or the madness?) to go all the way.

Well spotted! That’s actually what made us decide to book our tickets to China!
DJ Djalma Globetrotter ·
And then there’s another possibility: making your own way to slightly more remote areas, places that aren’t developed—or even left to the ravages of time! There, you set off on a full-day trek using nothing but your thighs as payment. And if your dreams don’t scare you, they’re not big enough! That’s exactly the story of Franck and Flo, two compulsive wanderers we’ll now call Bernard and Bianca to protect their anonymity.

Hello, You guys were seriously bold! The restrictions on independent travel in China have definitely eased since I visited the country, but I can imagine that even today, what you did still comes with some risks… Back in 1984, when my wife and I went to southern China, the roads were filled with nothing but bicycles. We had to pay in FEC (foreign exchange certificates, the currency for tourists) and stay in "hotels" reserved exclusively for foreigners. The landlady kept the key to your room. If you broke the rules and snuck into hotels meant for locals (which were 10 times cheaper), you’d end up in dorms with communal toilets—yep, a row of holes in a concrete slab with no partitions… except between genders. When you ate at a small eatery, since everything was written in Chinese and no one spoke a word of English, your options were either pointing at another customer’s dish to get the same or picking the most expensive one, thinking it was a safe bet—only to often end up disappointed! When you paid the bill, the owner would tally it up on an abacus… not a calculator. We were far from paying with a smartphone! The locals, when they sat down at a "restaurant," would start by cleaning their glass and wiping the table with a cloth. Once settled, they’d eat noisily, spitting out bones, shrimp shells, and other scraps directly onto the table or the floor. When they finished, the owner would come by and sweep the piles of food waste from the table straight into the gutter! The streets of big cities were so covered in spit per square meter that they became slippery as soon as it rained—falls were common! If you wanted to go to the train station, you’d draw a locomotive. When you finally reached the ticket counter (after waiting in a massive line) and pointed to your destination on the map, the clerk would often say, "Mei You"… I later found out it means "There isn’t any" or "That’s not possible." It’s the only Chinese word I remember.😕

All this to say, it must’ve been tough to sleep on the Great Wall without getting nabbed by the authorities. We rented bikes in Yangshuo, a very touristy southern city open to foreigners. We had a list of the 400 cities where we were allowed to go… What we didn’t know was that after biking about 10 km into the countryside (beautiful karst landscapes in the area), we’d entered a "restricted district." Of course, there was no sign to warn us—everything was written in Chinese! Long story short, we got picked up by a plainclothes cop and spent the whole day at the police station, being interrogated for hours by a superior who spoke good English. We ended up spending the entire day there and figured we got off easy by just paying a fine for illegally entering a "restricted area"!
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Hey Jean-Michel, Even though traveling independently in China is still more complicated than in other Southeast Asian countries, it’s clearly evolved a lot compared to your description!

Very few hotels still don’t accept foreigners. And everything can be managed through Chinese apps—just make sure you know how to use them well.

As for restricted activities, you just need to be a little discreet and keep an eye out for cameras in the area. There are a ton of them everywhere!
JO Jojoone1 Globetrotter ·
So, can you see your Great Wall yet? Of course not, and your buddy Thomas Pesquet could tell you the same!

Thomas Pesquet’s got a bit of a belly now, hasn’t he? 😛 😎
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
So, can you see your Great Wall? Of course not, and your friend Thomas Pasquet could confirm it for you!

Thomas Pasquet’s got a bit of a belly, hasn’t he? 😛 😎

Well, there you go! Thomas wanted to stay anonymous, and it’s blown!
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·

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13 octobre - Jour 5



J'écris cette journée qui va suivre un itinéraire prêt à porter. Et je dois t’avouer que, comme toi, j’ai hâte de la lire ! Prêt à porter car si tu viens à Datong, inutile de te creuser les méninges ou de consulter les astres, le destin de ton séjour ici ne peut être dicté que par les deux mastodontes qui se partagent l'affiche du coin, deux poids lourd du patrimoine mondial ! Sauf que, visiblement, les services secrets chinois ont jalousement mis sous embargo touristique ces deux pépites. Tu veux une preuve ? Comment expliques-tu autrement que ces sites soient quasiment invisibles de nos radars ? Preuve en est qu’en débarquant au premier des deux, le monastère suspendu de Xuankong, nous sommes les deux seules perce-neiges au milieu d’un tsunami de jonquilles ! Je suis aussi la seule coco givrée en t-shirt. C’est du second degré, mais c’est surtout à peu près la température !



Mais revenons-en à notre vieux monastère... Accroché au beau milieu d’une falaise comme un ado à son téléphone, le truc parvient à contrarier Newton et sa gravité avec trois cure-dents et une prière. Tout ça pour nous impressionner ! Outre que ça fonctionne, l’endroit est surtout très photogénique ! Bon, par contre, quinze siècles de génie architectural face à nous, mais je ne te montrerai pas ce qu’il y a dans notre dos ! Comme tous les sites chinois qui attirent de l’autochtone par cargaison, l'envers du décor s'apparente plus à Disney Village qu’à un sanctuaire de la spiritualité. Système de navettes payant imposé, escalators, séances photos en tenues traditionnelles, reconstitutions historiques saupoudrés de centaines de stands de victuailles. Le patrimoine millénaire, c’est sacré ; le tiroir-caisse, visiblement aussi !









Et rebelote avec le second site qu’on enchaine aussitôt : Les grottes sculptées de Yungang. Par contre, niveau écarquillement, notre boss nous a accordé une sacrée belle promotion.







BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·

Not translated into English yet. Original French text:

Jour 5 (suite)



A l'origine de l’histoire du site, on a un moine du cinquième siècle qui considérait que le bouddhisme était en perte de vitesse dans ce coin de la Chine et qu’il lui fallait agir. "Hé les gars, j’ai une idée pour relancer le commerce ! On va creuser 45 grottes dans lesquelles on sculptera 50 000 statues à l'effigie de mister Bouddha...Et puis tiens, ce serait encore plus fun d’en sculpter certains de la hauteur d'immeubles de cinq ou six étages, non ?" Bim ! Petit délire d’un gars sous perfusion de dévotion et ça accouche de deux petits français en extase 1 500 ans plus tard !















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