A long journey around Australia
FR

Translated into English.

DJ Djalma Globetrotter ·
Please, do go on! I’m traveling vicariously through you. From the very first photos—airport, taxi, waiting for the plane, waiting for the bus, hotel room, etc.—I was totally won over! I started by looking at the photos. I’ll read the text later ;)
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JL Jlcro Regular ·
Thanks so much, I’m thrilled to be traveling with such great company! 😏
FA Familibô ·
I also love seeing the photos! Thanks for this trip... I’m not familiar with this side of Australia.
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Wednesday, October 18, 2023 Karijini National Park This tent concept is still pretty cool. The open-air shower/toilets make you feel like you're in direct contact with nature… We decided to visit Hamersley Gorge. A really beautiful spot, but it’s way out there! That’s the norm here—everything is always so far away. If you don’t like driving, Australia isn’t for you! Besides, inside the park, it’s all dirt roads. And not always the smooth kind! We’re taking some serious hits—violent ones! And corrugated roads galore! We’re worried about the car! And when you come across a truck… They don’t hesitate. They don’t have time. The customer’s waiting for their goods! Vroooommmm! They totally ignore you. If they leave a few casualties behind, too bad! Gotta feed the family!

After eating so much dust, the reward is worth it. It’s…

We’re in a tiny world. We ran into our friends we met at Cheela… Bob and Karen.

Then we headed to Kermit Pool. The very best! Though we had to pull off some stunts with our poor car again… We kept seeing little dust devils. One even went right through a tent with real malice!



Kermit Pool, then… It’s a workout! Especially if you’re carrying electronic gear!



Adventure!

It’s a long trek all the way down. With the inevitable exhausting climb back up!… We watched in awe as a young woman made the slow ascent with her baby on her back. Unbelievable! It’s super tough and, at times, pretty sketchy! We chatted, they took our picture, we said our goodbyes, and suddenly, in the space they left, a gorgeous pair of dingoes slipped in! A few seconds of eye contact, and poof—they were gone!



We had our Happy Hour with Bob and Karen. We spotted a dingo going after the campsite trash again…
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Thursday, October 19, 2023 Karijini National Park – Port Hedland

Back in France, SFR is starting to get worried. At home, I’ve turned off all their boxes. On their map, it shows up as red dots. They’re sending me intervention offers. Proactive—good for them! The access to Port Hedland is a nightmare. Google Maps forces me to take the awful track from yesterday. Two and a half hours if you drive fast! Then you reach the ONLY gas station on the road at Auski Tourist Village! Bob tells me a truck carrying "chemicals" had exploded, causing damage and deaths. But that was over a week ago. He’s (pretty) sure the road is back open. Bob’s cool. He calls someone at Auski who confirms it. We’re gonna go for it. If that road’s closed, we’re kinda screwed. We don’t have enough gas to turn back to Tom Price. The other station is way off our route. Long story short, it’s intense… We breeze through all the steps. Info, true fact: Google Maps can ruin your day! At Auski, you walk into the shop, leave your passport, then help yourself. No passport, no gas! Anyway, we hit the massive National Highway 95, which heads straight north. It’s free—so far, nothing’s ever cost us for driving. We pass tons of road trains. So many! Crossing them gives you chills, and overtaking them? Even worse! These things are at least 60 meters long! You better have good visibility before you go for it! But hey, we make it through… We stop at a parking lot for a quick break. Dom comes out of the toilets going, "Ugh! I wouldn’t recommend it—it’s disgusting!" I slip behind some kind of container, set my Sony on top to free my hands. Done. And we’re off again! We drive and drive, listening to "History Lessons," then I realize we just broke the temperature record. 44°C! Photooooo! But… where’s the camera? And then—BAM! The flash goes off right in my face! It’s sitting on the container. It’s still back there, in the parking lot! We don’t hesitate. We turn back. Stressed. No waaaay it’ll still be there! I’m driving 150 when the limit’s 110. Whatever. I floor it. I *need* it. Then doubt creeps in. I start thinking it’s gone for good. I suggest to Dom we set a limit, but my girl’s a fighter. She won’t let it go. I’d checked the time. We reached that parking lot in one hour and eleven minutes! One hour eleven against the original direction! There are two huge trucks there. No time to waste! I speed in through the exit side, rush to the container… And then, something surreal happens. Suddenly, the clouds part. An old man looks at me with a knowing smile while a choir of countless angels starts a Beethoven symphony. It’s beautiful. I’m moved to tears. Hallelujah. God *does* exist, and I’m holding the undeniable proof in my hand—a tiny bakelite case! It’s scorching hot, but it turns on right away. Saved!





We finally reach Port Hedland. My advice? Don’t go. It’s ugly, soulless. An industrial town. Boats, trucks, mines, huge piles of salt… The campsite is super uninviting. We were supposed to sleep in the car there…

Given the sketchy surroundings, we decide to skip sleeping in the car *again*. We look for a hotel. There aren’t many. They’re either full or way overpriced! While we’re searching, Dom goes, "Maybe you should inflate that tire?" God! It was deflating! We ask around, get pointed to a repair shop, and—unbelievable Aussie efficiency. A young Aboriginal guy takes my tire off in under a minute, finds the nail (yep, a nail!). The whole repair took less than 10 minutes. The boss takes 50 AUD cash. The kid gets 10. Dom and I are thrilled we got off so lightly. In the end, we end up in a cabin uglier than sin. But it’s got AC, a fridge, and a restaurant!

It’s a place mostly used by miners. They’re rough around the edges. Talking to them is a challenge. It’s nothing like English! Luckily, we’re spotted by an essential French girl traveling around the country and working here as a waitress. It’s a common situation. We run into them everywhere! Girls work as waitresses, guys as gardeners. We met one in Karijini. A really young guy with long hair. "I’m an engineer. I worked in industry in Lyon. In Sydney, I made more money as a gardener than as a project manager in France!"
DJ Djalma Globetrotter ·
Adventure !

You’ve really got to be pretty daring to jump into that murky, stagnant water in the "pool" between the two cliffs! Especially after seeing photos of snakes and other critters... I think I would’ve hesitated🤪
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JL Jlcro Regular ·
Friday, October 20, 2023 Port Hedland Port Hedland is a stopover town. It’s a place with no agenda. Nothing to do? Even better—that’s the whole point, doing nothing. We linger at Blackrock Tourist Park. We hog the pool. The heat is relentless, and the cool water is a blessing.

Around 2 PM, we switch things up and check into the Hospitality. What a difference! The room is spotless, with a sea view—no joke. We quickly head out for a stroll along the beach. We’re quickly captivated by the frequent sight of turtles. Green sea turtles, to be exact. Dozens of them!



These beaches, chosen for turtle nesting, also attract birds of prey. The ones that, when baby turtles make their dash for the ocean, snatch up so many of these tiny, newly hatched creatures—devoured in an instant. Nature’s harsh reality.

Port Hedland is all about the mining industry—road trains hauling ore from the continent’s mines, then massive ships heading out to the world. This isn’t a tourist town. It’s serious business here, heavy-duty stuff!







And then, the rituals. Rituals matter—they ground us in a shared humanity. We all need that. The little things that keep us anchored.
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Saturday, October 21, 2023 Port Hedland - Eighty Mile Beach Dom said the turtles come at dawn, when the world’s still asleep, sneaking in to lay their countless eggs, cover them with sand, and slip away. So of course, we had to go see! We found the sea at low tide. Where just yesterday we’d seen those queens swimming along the shore—well, *pfft*! Gone! Just sand and rocks. The sea had pulled back, nothing but a horizontal line in the distance! We went back for lunch. The sun was already beating down hard. Everything’s cracking under the heat!

We’ve got a pool. We chill there, living the easy life—just the two of us, like always. Though something *did* happen. At one point, a young couple showed up. They stripped down, waded into the water up to their waists, and froze in this weird pose, staring intensely at their phones while making these bizarre faces—twisting their lips and all. It went on for about twenty minutes, what I *think* was them taking selfies, without saying a single word. Then they got dressed and left. Silent the whole time. The strange lives of people who aren’t us…

After noon, we hit the road. We follow the coast west. Destination: Broome. But since we’re a day ahead—because we cut our stay in Karjini short—I found us a campsite smack between here and there. The road’s a straight line with nothing on either side. We talk about it because, well, you can’t exactly ignore it—there’s this *something* in the light… Like a thin layer of fog… It’s scorching hot, back up to 44°C, but the light’s just… different. We arrive at the site after an 11-kilometer stretch of dirt road. Another middle-of-nowhere spot. But the distant view of the sea gets us excited—it’s emerald green! We head to reception, where a very friendly woman offers us cabins. We’re just passing through, not expecting much—just a place to sleep and that’s it. We ask for “the cheapest,” she smiles, and we get the “Studio 1.” It’s basically a mobile home. We’re thrilled. Until we find out there’s no beer on-site, no restaurant either, and then comes the final blow: - Where are you headed? - Broome! Just a quick stop! - Oh… You can’t go to Broome right now. The bush is on fire, and the road’s been cut off! - !!!! Well, we didn’t exactly have a choice! Gotta adapt! I call the Eco Lodge for their take, but I get some frazzled girl who gets annoyed by my questions and hangs up. We’ll let the day play out. Tomorrow’s another day. Dom tackles the daunting task of restoring the car to its original color. Then we realize we’re *really* back in Australia. Not the pale imitation we saw in Port Hedland, but the real deal—kangaroos and all those bizarre creatures roaming this continent!



The campsite’s got its share of eccentrics! We’re cracking up!

There are also masked lapwings—kinda ridiculous with their pathetic cries and those silly yellow wattles!

Scattered around, we find whale bones… A monument to the dead from the Vietnam War. Australian politicians sent some of their kids to please American bosses. We went to check out the sea we’d spotted in the distance, only to find it still way out, far from the natural shoreline… There are turtles—I think I see their tracks heading toward the sea…





The sunset is amazing! We buy some limp noodles in a disgusting sweet tomato sauce that’s enough to make you gag, but hey, we eat, crack open some orange juice, and manage to survive. We finish an Australian series—total coincidence, I swear—*Love Me*, a feel-good dramedy that’s sweet as pie, harmless, but skippable…

Later… Good evening, I was speaking to you earlier when the call dropped—I do apologize, the line was really bad. At this stage, the only advice I can give is to follow DFES’s directions. The fire isn’t directly affecting us, but if Emergency Services say the road is closed, that’s the advice you need to follow. Things can change quickly—my suggestion is to contact DFES tomorrow morning for the most up-to-date information. Please provide an Australian contact number so I can call and touch base with you tomorrow.

Kind regards, Corrina Feild

Guest Experience Manager
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Sunday, October 22, 2023 Eighty Mile Beach - Eco Beach Wilderness Retreat Broome I wake up early. Very early. The perfect chance to witness the village being overrun by jumping bandits. They’re everywhere. Birds too. In droves.

Unfortunately, the flies ruin all the fun. They’re super annoying this morning—hysterical, even. So much so that I put my net back on. Then Dom shows up. She’s on her morning turtle mission. So we head to the playa.

Too late. Their tracks in the sand show intense activity! They dot the beach as far as the eye can see!

We then check the sites reporting on the road conditions. At wake-up, it was still listed as blocked. Dom and I strategize with "ifs" and "thens." We’re convinced we’ll spend at least one more night here. Not a hardship—it’s truly a little slice of paradise. The only downside is the inevitably awful food. We have a barbecue and consider buying their frozen meat.

Then things clear up. The highway is announced as reopened. The light turns green. Let’s gooooooo!

Almost a little disappointed to leave 80 Mile.

50 kilometers later, THE station in the region.

We run into the characteristic fire brigade lieutenant—his cap, stripes, and sunglasses—mid-radio briefing. He tells us the road is fully usable now but to watch out for possible flare-ups. Then it’s back to vroom vroom for nearly 3 hours. Dead animals by the roadside, reptiles including a big lizard I barely avoid! We drive through vast scorched expanses. Smoke, occasional flames—nothing worrying except for a few minutes in thick smoke that could’ve been the dreaded reignition.

But once we’re through, the fire’s gone—we finish the trip on a completely safe road. There’s a 20-kilometer track of laterite and sand on the last stretch. A gate we open without hesitation, and then finally, the eco lodge. We arrive in an unprecedented season of *White Lotus*. It’s ostentatious luxury and obligatory indulgence—an infinity pool, emerald sea. At reception, Corrina, the one I’d already had some back-and-forth with about blocked roads, a kid of today—tattoos, nose ring, fake lashes, extremely skinny—offers us yoga sessions, fishing trips. We cut her off; we have no demands other than to be left alone. She acknowledges with a knowing smile. We won’t be the tourists dropping wads of cash in our wake. Oh well. There’ll be others.

We have a tent like the one in Karijini but with a nice suspended terrace.



And frogs in the bathroom!

It’s immediately clear we’re going to like this place. There’s even a communal puzzle!

We explore, happy hour starts at 3:30 PM, we soak in the pool. We’re alone. As always. We dine at the only restaurant—a non-negotiable monopoly. We’re hungry. We both order the 300-gram sirloin with a Shiraz. We’ve definitely burned through more cash than our budget allowed, but we talked it over with Dominique—we’re on the same page. Life’s too short, and we probably won’t get another chance like this.
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Thanks for your encouragement. "The other side" is coming! 😏
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Monday, October 23, 2023 Eco Beach Wilderness Retreat Broome



The longer we settle in, the more the place empties out. I think it’s likely we’ll be alone tomorrow—just us and our frogs. Dom headed off to tackle the communal puzzle. There she met X, one of those *so* many French women trying their hand at the Australian adventure.

She’s in her thirties, a masseuse. She has no trouble finding work in the area’s luxury hotels. She crossed paths with Y, a young English guy who runs a bar in Broome.

We bonded by the pool, but it’s like with Robert and Kareen—we exchange contact info, then go our separate ways. That’s just how it is; there’s no bitterness, it’s the nature of the game… Otherwise, it’s all chill: pool, beach, happy hour, and all that jazz.







We had happy hour with our brand-new friends. Y, a Brit who became a New Zealander, is searching for his future and keeps coming back to conspiracy theories about “the Covid event.”

X has really been around—everywhere. Tahiti, the Bahamas… When we decide to head to the beach, she warns us: “Watch out for the rocks, watch out for the jellyfish…” At the pool, it’s “Be careful of the Australian sun—it’s a sneaky cancer dispenser!” and so on. She’s anxious about time slipping away. She’s asking herself questions: How to buy a car, buy a house… How to settle down? Where? And then there’s traveling… She’s worried because she can’t picture a path forward. She, who’s lived freer than most, now craves roots.

Dom and I have our own questions too. Maybe three nights here was one night too many? We’re craving vast landscapes! Here, it’s pool, beach… it’s starting to feel a bit repetitive!
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Tuesday, October 24, 2023 Eco Beach Wilderness Retreat, Broome Here, it’s the international bird festival. You wouldn’t believe it! This racket, especially in the morning! Unbelievable sounds! Stockhausen vibes! Little musical phrases so beautifully crafted. As usual, I wake up early—6 a.m. at the latest. I settle on the terrace and take in the day’s program. It’s high-level stuff!



In three days, we’ve already settled into a routine. Breakfast, then ablutions, Dom rushes off to tackle the puzzle while I mumble my nonsense here. Then pool, then beach, then pool again. We chat with an Australian adventurer who’s been to some of the places we’re heading. He reassures me about the roads in this region, which have a terrible reputation. I run through our planned itinerary with him. He freezes at the Purnululu/Bungle Bungle part. No way! There’s a 53-kilometer stretch that’s badly damaged. Impossible in a 2WD! Im-pos-si-ble! That’s four days in my schedule! Besides, it’s too hot over there these days! You wouldn’t be able to sleep in the car. You’ll die! Dehydrate! Everything else is easy—it’s like driving in town—but Purnululu? No way!

Dom had spotted on the laminated map from the site the start of a “bush trail.” Shall we check it out? And sure enough, it’s a “nature” trail that winds deep into the small savanna. It’s really nice in this heat—a shady walk. We come across families of wallabies here and there. Pure magic, I’m telling you! We hear the heavy “plop” of their jumps. They’re super shy and bolt at full speed. Only one was curious enough for me to capture it for eternity.

JL Jlcro Regular ·
Wednesday, October 25, 2023 Broome Echo Beach is a parenthesis. A haven of peace. A way of life stolen from the reality of humanity’s social condition. We linger there a little longer. It’s very early. The wallabies are still at work, figuring their detestable enemies are still asleep…

We set off for two and a half hours with our "feet on the ground" and wallabies regularly bounding into the bushes… Broome immediately gives us the vibe of a charming little town… We have lunch there. We buy 12 liters of water because we go through a ridiculous amount! Then there are my old sandals, which I sealed up not long ago. One of the straps is only held together by two weak stitches. It’s gonna snap. Gotta accept sacrificing some cash. Here, shoes are crazy expensive! We take our time. The cheapest "wearable" pair even has a bottle opener under the heel! "That’s Australian," whispers the young salesgirl who studied near Lyon. I make a thoughtful purchase. I try on several sizes. We decide. We pay the equivalent of a 14-carat diamond and hit the road. We continue our visit, stopping whenever a shop seems like it might replace my fleece. But here, a fleece…

Suddenly, an Aboriginal man approaches us. We recoil. We don’t understand at first. It’s about a phone. Dom deciphers the message: "Your phone! Where is it?" It’s the shoe salesgirl who spotted it in her display when I put it down to try on shoes! She couldn’t leave her shop, so she flagged down the first guy she saw to chase after us. What description did she give him to identify us so confidently? Anyway, once again, my cognitive dysfunctions put us in danger. This dual-SIM phone is way more central here than in France. It lets me make calls in Australia and be reachable, but most importantly, through my Telstra plan, it gives me access to an essential GPS. For the car, on the street, during our walks, for "where to grab a beer?" or "where to eat?"… Plus, I’ve got a copy of all our travel docs as a backup in case the PC crashes. Losing it would’ve been a major blow!

Here, the climate’s different. It’s noticeable. It’s the tropics in the dry season. For example, you’ll find loads of baobabs, flame trees, papayas, banana trees… There’s an airport that splits the town in two. So you regularly see planes flying low—small ones, big ones, helicopters…





Oh, and people pray a lot here too. In the streets, sitting on benches in front of Virgin Mary statues. There are churches everywhere—of all kinds, except Muslims are totally absent from the area… We stopped by the information center. The girl there gave me no chance. The upcoming reserves are closed. Just closed. And the roads are in terrible condition. It’d be really dangerous to go there; you’d be all alone with no phone coverage. A car breakdown would be the end. Don’t go! I’m devastated. We’ve got 10 days of wandering along the only decent road in the region, and there’s nothing around it… I try to console myself at the gorgeous Matso's Broome Brewery… that helped!



We check in to our pretty luxurious hotel… Then we visit Town Beach…







Before taking almost all our clothes to a laundromat. Half an hour of washing, half an hour of drying…

It’s also here that the Aboriginal issue hit us more starkly. The contrasts are glaring—descendants of settlers in their massive 4x4s with sunglasses, while the Aboriginal people are crammed into their old, beat-up cars where the back window’s been replaced with plastic wrap… We see loads of them, emaciated, stumbling, clearly wasted to the max! It’s still a problem, one visible consequence being the impressive number of cop cars patrolling the city. With Dom, we walk—you know her, 10,000 steps is the minimum. When an Aboriginal man walking behind me calls out, long hair, wild-eyed stare, I don’t understand a word of what he’s screaming in rage. He’s holding a beer bottle. Then suddenly, he hurls it at me. Violently! It shatters at my feet. For a moment, he regains some lucidity and mutters a string of "sorry, sorry." Then the rage returns, and he grumbles things that are clearly not friendly. Dom and I pick up the pace. Our aggressive drunk had no chance of keeping up. We saw his threatening silhouette disappear into the distance…

Here, people vote. It’s simpler than back home, Australian democracy. You’ve gotta vote "yes." Never, ever have we seen a sign or poster or anything suggesting a "no." Meanwhile, the "yes" injection is everywhere—on sidewalks, giant billboards, stickers on lampposts… Later, I ask X about it, and she explains it’s about deciding whether to cut the kind of welfare given to Aboriginal people, based on the well-known principle that this aid encourages them to sprawl out in parks drinking with their mates. It’s about "responsibilizing" them, "integrating" them by cutting their benefits to force them to go work. We don’t live here, so our opinion… But asking a people to integrate when they’ve been here for millennia? I don’t get involved. It’s clearly a complicated situation.

So we met up with X and Y at the bar Y manages. We drink. We chat. Then we went to dinner at Papa Fuego, an Argentine place that was way better than just okay!
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Thursday, October 26, 2023 Broome – Derby We’re in no rush to leave the place. We visit the pearling district. Streets where that’s all you find! Pearls in every shape and form. The price tags are so steep they put an end to any Christmas gift ideas! There’s Streeter’s Jetty, where Japanese oyster divers used to plunge in the 19th century… A community very present in the city… Today, the jetty barely overlooks a mangrove with the ecosystem’s characteristic wildlife (crabs and "fish that walk on water").

For everyone, Broome goes with "Cable Beach," a gigantic beach, white sand against an emerald sea, but sorry—we’ve seen that everywhere already… To finish, we went to Gantheaume Point, a surprisingly ochre site topped with a lighthouse…





After that, it’s Australia—there’s always road ahead, vroom vroom, two and a half hours… A much more scenic route than the previous one, though. Lots of baobabs, rivers, plenty of them, roadworks with unexpected red lights in the middle of a track, road trains…

Whatever… Derby was initially supposed to be the last stop before diving into wild Australia—the Gibb River Road, the crocodiles of Windjana Gorge and Tunnel Creek. We gave up on that part of the trip, strongly encouraged by everyone we talked to about it. "If anything happens to you, your bleached bones won’t be found until next year!" They threatened us with the worst! I finally caved to the pressure. So Derby became more than just a quick stop—we’ll actually spend two nights there.

Walking around town on foot, as our protocol demands, we quickly realize there’s not much to see. Birds, lots of them, and baobabs everywhere.

The hotel is as miserable as can be. The room is minimal. But it has the essentials: a fridge and AC. The pool is unusable. The water is… and there aren’t any lounge chairs. The owner explains they were stolen. No Wi-Fi? Because of the heat, the "box" burned out. No breakfast? "It’s low season, there’s no one here…" etc., etc.

Very good steak in the evening, though. They show us local paintings. Petrina Bedford with her "Arrawaddi Wandjinas"

Edna Dale and her "Gulingi Wandjinas." Let me know fast if you like them—each costs 8000 AUD. At today’s exchange rate, that’s 4800 €.
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Friday, October 27, 2023 Derby The forced stay is exactly what it’s supposed to be. Derby is nowhere land, but worse. One shabby hotel, one restaurant (actually two), one gas station, barely-there internet… And the worst is yet to come. Telstra coverage ends here for several days… Gonna have to learn to live without it (but we’ll manage).

In the meantime, we’ve got to kill the day. The pool’s out… Let’s try the beach. We take the car, head straight for the sea. The welcome’s a bit chilly right off the bat…

Everything’s brownish. Blanketed in some kind of eerie haze. A fog that blurs all the lines. There’s a wharf… We bravely approach it…

Joined by a big guy in sunglasses… He calls out to us: - Hey Guys, you will believe I’m sort kind of a detective, won’t you? - ???!!!! - Everywhere I go, I see you! Actually YOU are everywhere! I noticed you first at the brewery in Broome, then at the fuel station, where you were washing your car… And now here! Look! That’s so strange! We chat. He’s a nice guy. We laugh. We part ways. Maybe see you later?

Okay, so… No pool. No beach. How about the municipal pool?

And that’s how…

In Derby, we met Nicolas, stuck here for eight weeks to get a long-term visa for Australia. Derby’s definitely a tough place, we find. Luckily, he’s here with his “boyfriend.” Alone, I think he’d already be dead. We talk. No matter who we’re talking to, the conversation always comes back to the “Aboriginal problem.”

When you buy alcohol, even a bottle of wine, you have to show your passport. “They” control the quantity you buy. No more than… Nicolas tells us about the ingenious tricks Indigenous people use to get around the system.

We’ve gone from “no need to lock your cars” in Perth to “don’t leave anything lying around. For a pair of sunglasses, they’ll smash your windshield!”

We have dinner at a pizzeria we spotted yesterday. Good call! The place charms us immediately. The owner’s a fan of old Italian motorcycles… He displays artworks, tempting art books, a playlist mixing Olivia Newton-John and Nico… The pizzas are decent… You can bring your own wine… This is definitely the place to be in Derby!

Then we finish up with cocktails at the Boab Inn bar, chatting with Nicolas… There’s some kind of lottery… They hand out tickets… A number is drawn… The one chosen by fate gets to pick a card from behind a locked glass… If they find the ace, they win 2700 AUD… Darn! Missed again!

We’re having fun...
WH Whiskette Regular ·
Hi there. Forget the haters and the jaded—I’m loving it! Keep it up, your trip reminds me of my own time in Oz. Kind regards! Whis.
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Saturday, 28 October 2023 Derby – Halls Creek We know the drive map. It’s a long way to go! We get up early. With the sun! The hotel is completely shut. They refuse to let us have breakfast in our windowless cell. We pack our bags with yesterday’s purchases and settle on a few badly damaged plastic chairs and a table covered in bird droppings by the pool with its disgusting water, but it works for us. We’re much better off here than anywhere else in this soulless prison-like place…

The Mainroads Travel Map site is a precious ally. The 550 kilometers to cover are impossible according to Google Maps, which, after noting a bridge under repair, forces an alternative that stretches the trip to… 8 hours! On Mainroads, we can clearly see that the authorities suggest a short detour. It’ll still take us nearly 6 hours! Along the way, we stop at the Baobab Prison Tree, a gi-gan-tic, hollow tree that was apparently used to keep prisoners warm while they were being transferred to forced labor sites (how nice of them…)





Then it’s the road…

It stiiiiinks! !

Are there… traffic lights?



Vroom, vroom…

We make it. A peaceful drive. Some (good) podcasts, always, and an excellent car… We cover hundreds of kilometers without any hassle, the landscapes change… We come across plenty of carcasses, mostly kangaroos but also cows, and very often abandoned cars by the side of the road… Halls Creek—right away, it’s noisy groups of a bit drunk Aboriginal people, old beat-up cars overloaded with shady-looking folks giving you the side-eye with furrowed brows… not exactly inviting to go out! The hotel offers a room slightly better than the one in Derby—hard not to be, there are windows!
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Sunday, October 29, 2023 Halls Creek - Warmun One last dip in the pool, then we’re off. We want to see crocs. Apparently, about fifty kilometers along Duncan Road, there’s a gorge that might be home to some. Let’s go! The famous track takes us to where the old town was founded in the early 20th century, when the region was overrun by a rush of gold prospectors… We’re visiting… There’s a small cemetery there that tells the stories of kids, barely over 20, who died of thirst, disease, or snakebites…

A monument celebrates the Royal Flying Doctor Service. People here had grown tired of surgical operations performed by the postman following instructions from a Perth surgeon, communicated in Morse code. After dozens of hours of work, the injured person would often end up dying. They’d bury the bodies. One after another. They’d start digging graves… They’d chat… The idea of doctors arriving by air, like some kind of superheroes, really took hold in their minds, darkened by fear… But enough of that—gotta get going (maybe?)! We keep going, but from the start, the smoke nearby has us worried. Then it becomes more than that. We see the flames. They’re getting closer… Every man for himself, we turn back—so much for the crocodiles!

Change of plans. We’d heard about Caroline Pool as a paradise-like spot with a beautiful swimmable waterhole… We get there… It’s dry… Swim in the only puddle that hasn’t evaporated yet? Yuck!!

Okay-okay-okay-okay-okay… what’s left? The… China Wall? A natural wall of white stones standing in the middle of this ochre landscape… Should we check it out?

Now, enough fun—time to start heading back up Highway 1. Of course, we feel relaxed, we’ve got time, we stop whenever something catches our eye…

Like, for example, a cemetery…

The graves tell stories… Sometimes people still settle scores… Beyond death… A charred grave,

a destroyed statue…
JL Jlcro Regular ·


Sometimes you even come across a touch of humor, like Charles Homer letting us know it’s 5 PM "somewhere." Happy Hour! !

We don’t just stop for roadside memorials! When we see a body of water… we hope to spot a croc… No luck, though…

On our long drive, no hotel offers its services until Lake Argyle. Gotta camp. We’d spotted a nice spot for the night. 30 kilometers before arriving, a sign points to it down a left track, while Google Maps tells me to ignore the sign. It’s all the easier since the sign mentions that the "Service" is closed. We end up in the middle of an Aboriginal community where everything suggests we don’t belong. With great difficulty, I try "Campermate," which finds us a "Roadhouse." It’s doable. We’re gonna try sleeping in the car!

There are quickly a few things that don’t work out. The site lights shining brightly into the car, and especially the "legs" part of our mattress, which is punctured and stays that way despite Dominique’s attempts to patch the hole with a measly patch provided and the glue bought to make my sandals last a bit longer.

We even have our current series!
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Monday, October 30, 2023 Warmun – Kununurra

No surprise, we wake up exhausted. It’s mostly because of the deflated mattress. Then we hit the road again for a little over two hours... With a few stops... We see wild cats. Not lynxes, mind you! The ones we come across look exactly like our domestic cats. But they’ve chosen freedom, ditched their dependence on humans, and live in the bush. A disaster for endemic species...

We mostly check out waterholes. Searching for a prehistoric animal. Still no luck... We arrive in Kununurra. At the information center, again, a no-nonsense tone. “Emma Gorge”? No way! She’s firm. Definitive. It’s getting annoying. Crocs? Try the end of Ivanhoe Street!

At the end of it... A dam. No crocs in sight. The only thing even remotely scenic is Mirima National Park. Finally, something a bit grand to sink our teeth into!

Dom spotted a tiny wallaby I almost missed with my Sony. I’d have preferred a juvenile Monjon, but I’m no expert. A really nice walk despite the fatigue and the relentless sun!



We went to check out the town... There’s really not much! It’s 1:30 PM. We discover our hotel, which is spotless. Except the pool’s closed for maintenance!

It’s a huge property with remarkable birdlife and amazing lizards that run super fast on their hind legs! We’re by the Lily Creek Lagoon...



We went to celebrate at Kelly's Bar & Grill! Huh? They grill too? Fire up those steaks!
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Tuesday, October 31, 2023 Kununurra - Lake Argyle

Dom takes advantage of the pool, which has finally reopened. Picks up some laundry washed yesterday and hung on the clothesline, since they have a washing machine available here for free. We leave this charming place a little after 10 a.m. and arrive at the Lake Argyle campground almost an hour later.

We join a large group of young French travelers, and I must say, it doesn’t surprise me. That overflow pool with its stunning view of the lake… How many times have I come across it while browsing travel forums about Australia! "Above all… don’t miss this," we’d read. And I have to admit, the tip is spot-on—even if it means we’re now outnumbered and French chatter is everywhere.

Well, the studio is gorgeous, the place is gorgeous, everything is gorgeous…

Dom and I are thrilled. We decide to take the boat tour organized by the campground—apparently, there are crocs involved. When we find out the cruise only runs every two days and the next one is tomorrow, we don’t hesitate: we cancel the hotel we’d booked in Timber Creek and extend our stay here. It’ll mean a 6-hour drive the day after tomorrow and cost us an arm and a leg, but we really don’t want to leave this place so soon!









Around 4 p.m., the parrots show up. Here, they’re absolutely stunning!

At 5 p.m., it’s (unofficial) Happy Hour. We have dinner at the campground restaurant. A… slow-cooked pork belly? While Dom tries the lake fish. Apparently, it tastes like fish… In the evening, we squat the gorgeous terrace of one of the neighboring luxury villas. Comfy chairs, a view of the lake (though, well, it’s nighttime…). We sip our "fruit juices" under a sky that sporadically lights up with those pre-storm illuminations—but rain here? Really?
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Wednesday, November 1st, 2023 Lake Argyle It was surprisingly cool, with a nice little breeze. The sun was kept at bay by a thick blanket of clouds. Clouds—we hadn’t seen any until now! Of course, we took the chance to scramble along the Ord River Gorge Lookout Walk. Come on, we’re taking you with us!







We weren’t alone. There were flies, too. Lots of flies. Australia! As a reward for our efforts, we had a little moment of privacy at the pool before the French post-teens showed up. I should mention that the whole site experienced a power blackout. Total outage. No purchases, no computers, no AC… A bit of panic on board!

Around noon, everything was back up. Time to leave for the famous cruise, the one we changed our original itinerary for by skipping the intermediate stop between here and Katherine. They drove us by bus to the dock… A super big boat. We were lucky—just 13 of us on a boat that can hold 60 passengers. We had plenty of space!

We wandered around, cruised past little islands, and watched life settle in… In a branch of the river, stuck between two islets, a spot well-known to locals for its insane density of fish—apparently not popular with fishermen. They gave us slices of bread… A few crumbs in the water and it was total chaos! We saw a bunch of things, mostly wallabies, to be honest. As for crocodiles… not much to write home about. According to our guide, it was way too hot—the reptiles had gone deep to find cooler temperatures. At best, a few blessed babies no bigger than my forearm… As part of the “no fear” vibe, everyone jumped in the water afterward, armed with one of those pool noodles. Our two tyrants were tossing beer cans into the water. And why not? They float, right? We were sipping away peacefully! They even served us glasses of champagne!

After 10 minutes of splashing around and sipping on drinks, our co-passengers—who we’d ignored until then—became lifelong friends. The chatter was next-level! And the “ha ha ha”s were on point! Let’s just say it went *really* well! That evening, we settled into our usual routine of drinking herbal tea while watching an episode of one of our shows. Sometimes, I’m so wiped out that—I swear this never happens at home—I fall asleep. Tonight, while watching the screen, I noticed something crawling quickly under the little bed in the corner of the room. I tried to rationalize it. It was so weird I refused to believe it. A snake? A spider? I went with a lizard. Convinced myself it was just exhaustion playing tricks on me. Decided not to say anything to Dom so she wouldn’t worry about my mental state. It was her, a little later with the light on, who spotted the creature. A decent-sized gecko. We adopted it immediately. It then bolted behind a shutter that Dominique, curious, went to lift. No luck. We never saw it again!

I finished the excellent book by Chris De Stoop, *The Book of Daniel*...
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
- Everywhere I go, I see you! Actually YOU are everywhere! I first spotted you at the brewery in Broome, then at the gas station, where you were washing your car... And now here! Look! That’s so weird!

It’s a bit like on VF on a Sunday, isn’t it? 😎

We don’t just stop for cemeteries!

But a "practical sociologist" with a taphophile side—under your pen, cemetery visits become delightful.

Okay, wit and imagery are great, but how about some music for the long road? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMbATaj7Il8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEPmA3USJdI
JL Jlcro Regular ·
it’s a must! 😉
JL Jlcro Regular ·
I'm so glad this brings back memories of your own adventure! I don’t know how much of this near-continent you’ve explored, but next, we’ll head to the other side to see what’s happening (teasing!) 😉
HE Herodotos Regular ·
Good evening,

Same here. I’ve been quietly following your adventures (and misadventures) from the start. Your story is vivid, unfiltered, and you’ve got a great sense of humor. I love it. Keep it up!
https://www.myatlas.com/Herodote
JL Jlcro Regular ·
Coming from you (I went to check out your amazing guide on dream islands), I’m over-flattered! Thanks! 😛
WH Whiskette Regular ·
I’m so glad this brings back memories of your own adventure! That said, I don’t know how much of this near-continent you’ve explored, but we’ll head to the other side next to see what’s happening (teasing!) 😉

I did Brisbane/Cairns/Mossman via the Bruce Highway and returned through the interior via Clermont and Sapphire. 35 days in a camper van. It was a few years ago now, but the memories are still vivid. Whis
TI Titaille Veteran ·
Hello! A huge thank you for this story—I’m loving your adventures and your writing style. I’ve just returned from my 3rd trip to Australia (the southwest this time). Be warned, it’s an addictive country!

I don’t know the Derby area or beyond Broome, nor Lake Argyle unfortunately, since I limited my 2nd trip to the Northern Territory and the west coast from Broome to Perth. No fires for us, but temperatures hitting 46°C near Eighty Mile Beach campsite. In Broome, a great memory of Cable Beach at sunset with camels in single file, and locals pulling up on the beach in 4x4s with their beer packs!

Anyway! I’m following your discoveries with immense pleasure. Thanks for this Christmas gift!
Chris

"Alors, t'as fait un beau voyage? Je sais pas, j'ai pas fini de trier mes photos..."
JL Jlcro Regular ·
This is a trip that (almost) circles the continent. The full journey requires several travel journals: Continuing from this one... - A trip to Australia: the Northern Territory (December 15, 2024)

A trip to Australia: the far north of Queensland (December 18, 2024) - A trip to Australia: New South Wales (January 9, 2025) - A trip to Australia: Tasmania (January 17, 2025)

-A trip to Australia: Great Ocean Road (January 23, 2025)
XR Xrctn Veteran ·
G’day and thanks for this beautiful and detailed account. It’s always fascinating to discover your own backyard through "someone else’s eyes." I hope you enjoyed the West and that you’ll keep great memories of it, despite the few hiccups at the start of the trip.

Anyway, I’ll move on to Tasmania next. Cheers, X PS Hi to Dom
https://voyageforum.com/v.f?post=6884794;a=6884794
JL Jlcro Regular ·
😎
MA Marien33 Veteran ·
I first looked at the photos. I’ll read the text later

For me, it’s the opposite... I skim the text, I’ll read it properly later, and the photos can wait until the very end... I landed here to check something out of curiosity... The first few words hooked me, and in the end, I kept going... Looking forward to reading it in detail when I’ve got some time to myself, to check out the waves...
Je rencontrai sur mon chemin tant de difficultés Qu’elles furent toutes surmontées MIRZA GHALIB poète urdu (1796 -1869) https://www.telling-india-pictures.com https://youpic.com/marien
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Landed here to check something out, just out of curiosity...

You’d have been better off just asking the question that’s clearly bugging you, instead of jumping all over this travel journal like the other guy you’re replying to.
MA Marien33 Veteran ·
You would have been wiser to ask the question that’s clearly nagging you instead of wallowing in this travel journal like the sidekick you’re replying to.

Hello, You’re really out of line with your moderator role by launching such a personal attack. You could have guessed, just by skimming a few pages of this journal, that I was won over—by its style, its pace, its life, and its humor. And if I haven’t read more deeply yet, it’s because—you know—I’m currently traveling and have better things to do than wallow in a travel journal. I don’t know Australia, and I don’t particularly want to stay there, but what little I’ve read makes me think I’m going to love reading this journal once I’m back home in India. As for the photos, I often don’t look at them because they’re usually ugly in many travel journals and often serve to mask poor writing. That’s definitely not the case here!!!

I want to tell you that I’m tired of your recurring personal attacks, and from now on, I won’t read any of your comments directed at me when I see your logo. I’ve been a "moderator"—and even more—for over 20 years, and I was trained to remain neutral in that role. Besides, the moderator function should be displayed under the person’s name, as is often the case on many forums.
Je rencontrai sur mon chemin tant de difficultés Qu’elles furent toutes surmontées MIRZA GHALIB poète urdu (1796 -1869) https://www.telling-india-pictures.com https://youpic.com/marien
TI Titaille Veteran ·
Hi, I’m a bit disgusted by these personal outbursts and score-settling that are polluting such a great travel journal.

I’ll add that VF isn’t a photo contest site.

All of this is really too bad, but sadly predictable.
Chris

"Alors, t'as fait un beau voyage? Je sais pas, j'ai pas fini de trier mes photos..."

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