Off on an adventure to Java (and a bit of Bali)
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BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Being there alone, at the top, really is different! I was ready to wait to experience that moment solo. And in the end, it’s pretty simple! !
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FA FamilleUS Veteran ·
Kawah Ijen vs Bromo... Bromo totally won the "Game"!

Feeling like heading back there now...
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BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Kawah Ijen vs Bromo... Bromo won the "Game"!

Feeling like heading back there now...

For me, there’s not even a debate!
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Day 15 – August 24

What to do after an almost sleepless night to enjoy the sunrise at Bromo? If you’re voting for a proper night’s sleep and a rest day for our adventurers, press 1. If you want to vote for inflicting a second sleepless night in a row to catch another sunrise at an iconic site, press 2... "Sorry, Flo, the crowd has spoken—they’ve chosen to push the limits, and their verdict is final!"

So, no rest for the brave! The Indonesian SNCF announces our arrival in Banyuwangi station at midnight. The stationmaster’s whistle kicks off a night where everything happens in a blur! A shuttle to the base camp of Kawah Ijen volcano, a fake medical certificate obtained without even taking a test, oxygen masks, goggles, and headlamps... all to be ready in the starting blocks for the hike that officially begins at 2 AM.

Now, to set the scene: Kawah Ijen is also an active volcano, world-famous for its stunning turquoise acidic lake—you’ve probably seen photos of it. In fact, it’s the most acidic natural lake in the world, according to those who’ve dipped their toes (or ex-toes) in it. A pH of 0.2, if you’re a budding scientist. Otherwise, just know it *stings* like crazy! The other feature that’s made Kawah Ijen famous is its solfatara. Once the liquid sulfur ejected by the volcano cools, it crystallizes into a characteristic yellow rock used in fertilizers and cosmetics. That’s where the extreme miners come in. These guys work like slaves, harvesting the mineral with simple metal picks and carrying it in large wicker baskets—*in flip-flops*, no less! And without oxygen masks or any protection other than a damp cigarette in their mouths. They’re looking for volunteers—want to apply? Here’s your job description: After breaking up large sulfur blocks, you load up your donkey with about 80 kilos per trip! You haul your load up to the crater’s edge, then back down to the weighing hut for about nine cents *per kilo*! If you’re brave enough to make two round trips in a day, you can earn a whopping fifteen euros—way more than the average Indonesian salary! So, off you go to the good life in Indonesia: cocktails by the pool, girls in bikinis, glamorous evenings under the coconut trees... Well, you’d better enjoy it fast, because the life expectancy of a Kawah Ijen miner doesn’t exceed 45 years. You’ve got to know what you want...

We can’t talk about Kawah Ijen without mentioning its blue flames. Wait—*blue* flames? What’s that all about? Can you explain, Jamy?... Actually, it’s simple chemistry! Gas loaded with sulfur dioxide and hydrogen sulfide escapes the crater at high temperatures and ignites on contact with air. Some of the gas condenses into liquid sulfur, which keeps burning as it flows down the crater walls before cooling and crystallizing. And since the flames are blue, it looks like rivers of blue lava.

Since these flames are only visible at night, you’ve figured out why we’re starting the hike so early—to see them flicker languidly before the crowds turn it into a circus. The goal is to reach the crater’s edge among the first to witness the phenomenon for a few precious minutes without the carnival atmosphere. After that, while the Chinese tourists elbow each other for selfies in front of the chemical show, we’ll climb back up to the crater’s rim to wait for yet another sunrise over this latest Javanese wonder.

Go—the starter’s whistle just blew! Poorly positioned on the starting grid of the Kawah Ijen Grand Prix, our French crew begins the climb with about 200 people ahead of us. Quickly, several Chinese teams can’t keep up and fall behind. The Indonesian duos are next in our sights, overtaken without much effort as the terrain gets steeper. The European teams are tougher, putting up a fight, but they eventually crack under the pressure of our French-made dragster! Statistically, the ascent takes between 45 minutes for ultrarunners and 3 hours for the Chinese handisport teams. We reach the summit, proud as French roosters, in 52 minutes flat—among the top five finishers!! Nelson Montfort would be proud of this *bleu-blanc-rouge* comeback, but he’d be even prouder of little Flo, who managed to stick to her hare’s pace all the way to the finish line!

A performance that, unfortunately, delivers a tiny blue mouse running in the crater—because the flames, while present, are *way* smaller than expected. It’s beautiful but *so* tiny and confined to a small area. Okay, you’ve got to give it your all... but was it worth it? For now, only the five of us in the lead group are enjoying it, but when I look back at the long line of headlamps snaking down the slope, I have my doubts about the phenomenon’s appeal given the effort involved!



Anyway, before the crowd’s breath extinguishes the last of the blue flames, we decide to clear out and start our climb back up. That’s when we see the extent of the damage. We’re climbing a never-ending line of amateur hikers—tourists drawn by the lure of a blue-flame photo without realizing how tough the access is. There must be two or three thousand of them, maybe more. Many don’t have steady footing on this treacherous terrain, hiking in the dead of night in loafers, sandals, or espadrilles! Unbelievable! It’s a traffic jam, with pushing, slipping, and near-misses over the edge... The kind of mass-tourism chaos we hate! Why, instead of requiring a fake health certificate, don’t they make applicants take a hiking fitness test? Why don’t the authorities regulate access to the site? It’s all about the cash register, no doubt... until a serious accident happens—and trust me, it *will* happen sooner or later! Either way, what we’re seeing here completely ruins the magic of our Kawah Ijen adventure.

And the stunning sunrise we witness once we reach the crater’s edge again doesn’t change a thing. The magic just isn’t there. The crowds, the lack of sleep, maybe... Or maybe Kawah Ijen just can’t compete with the fantastical Bromo experience we had yesterday...

















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BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Day 15 (continued)







So, what’s next? This day marks a major shift in our adventure because once we’re back on solid ground, a shuttle takes us to the port of Banyuwangi, where we board a boat to another island—Bali. A more chill destination where we’ve decided to spend the last days of our trip at a slower pace. Beyond just the pace, what’s actually going to change for us?... A ton! No more selfie requests from Javanese folks who aren’t as used to blond Westerners as the Balinese, a change in religion so no more nighttime calls from the muezzin, and pork making a comeback in our diet. There’s also a time zone shift—we’ll set our watches an hour ahead—plus a higher cost of living and prices, better lodging conditions... Basically, it’s like stepping into a whole new country...



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Day 16 – August 25

In Flo’s mind, Bali is touristy. For her, Bali is the kind of destination you see on the front page of a travel agency brochure. It’s the trip for Mr. Tourist, mixing with other tourists. The land of nightclubs, trendy bars, Instagram photos, and surfers… In short, the kind of place she wants nothing to do with!

Except… I’ve been to Bali before, back in 2017, and at the time, I loved it and wanted to show her that this island blessed by the gods also has an authentic side, far from mass tourism, for those who want to discover it. Except that after finishing our Javanese road trip at Kawah Ijen on the far east of the island yesterday, we were just a stone’s throw from Bali. Except that we wanted to wrap up our adventure at a slightly less crazy pace, and Bali seemed like the perfect alternative for that. This plus that plus that—it all added up to plenty of good reasons to justify the fact that today, Bali Balo on his scooter is in Pemuteran, and loving every minute of it!

Pemuteran, a small town in western Bali, an area of the island known for being avoided by Western tourists due to its distance from Denpasar Airport. Well, let me tell you, we’re making the most of it and soaking up all its goodness! Balinese massages, Balinese curry, Balinese temples, Balinese beaches… And it didn’t take us more than a day to confirm that the secret to enjoying a trip to Bali is within reach of any traveler: just take one step off the beaten path to escape the crowd! Not only does it let you breathe in the island’s authenticity, but you can’t miss it. Temple of Puba Pabean… One-on-one with the monkeys! Pura Melanting Temple… One-on-one with the locals! Climbing the hill of Pura Batu Kursi… One-on-one with nature! Now, you might argue that Western tourists who come to Bali don’t visit temples, don’t go hiking, and blah blah blah, and that they’re all packed onto the beaches, right? Well, here’s Huggy’s pro tip for finding yourself alone this time with the Indian Ocean on a paradise beach in Bali!















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Day 16 (continued)

Yes, it’s possible, and its little secret name is Gili Putih Sumberkima! Mind you, this isn’t just another random beach you stumbled upon in some social media post titled "10 Things to Do in Pemuteran"—it’s a legit "lastminute.francketflo" find we scored on the spot. For a small fee, a local fisherman drops you off on a white sandbank just a few hundred meters from the shore of a bay untouched by tourist infrastructure. For the occasion, a few mangroves were ordered and planted to add that little touch of greenery your imagination was missing. Time stands still. You switch into "Cast Away" mode, but without Tom Hanks. The crescent-shaped white sandbank is all yours. To the left, the turquoise water is warm and shallow. To the right, the turquoise water is shallow and warm. Left, right... Life, cruel as it is, sometimes forces you to make impossible choices... It's a kind of magic!













So, everything’s going swimmingly in the best of all possible worlds in the land of Balinese Care Bears, right? The description of this new day might make you think so, but what do you reckon are the odds of renting a scooter one morning and finding it an hour later with the seat leather slashed by a colony of rabid monkeys? 0.0001%? Well, let me tell you, misfortune sometimes lurks four decimal places deep... Yes, on our way back from visiting the Pura Pabean temple, we found our ride disfigured, scarred, battered—the seat foam shredded by what looked like monkey bites. I had no idea macaques had such an obsessive cult for scooter seats. Did you know that?

Carglass repairs, Carglass replaces! So, book an appointment on carglass.fr—don’t forget the .fr—to assess the damage and get a quote within a week, sign it, send it back, book a repair appointment, show up on the day only to be told the ordered parts aren’t the right ones, book another appointment, come back again, be told there’s no courtesy vehicle available that day, pick up your repaired scooter, and pay the 199 € bill. Ouch, those monkey bites sure are profitable! Fortunately for us, this repair story’s script was written for France—the screenwriter completely forgot we were in Indonesia! So, let’s rewrite it: Stop at a roadside stall, custom stitching for a new cover, molding a new foam seat, reassembly—ten minutes flat, done and dusted! The bill? 80,000 rupiahs, or about four euros! It's a kind of magic!

Okay, it’s a great story, but what would make this day absolutely perfect? Adding a dash of social connection to show our readers that interactions with Balinese people aren’t *entirely* skewed by money. Perfect timing, because after stopping at a little roadside stall for fresh juice, we ended up spending the evening chatting with the owners, Maadi and his wife Ilo. We talked about tourism, life in Indonesia, the weather, life in France, retirement, Jack the Ripper (the monkey who slashed our scooter seat), and "es teler," this weird Balinese dessert they made us try... Mmmm... Not bad at all, in the end... So, what do you think of this Bali day?
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KA Kate Globetrotter ·
Hi there,

Except... I’ve already been to Bali in 2017, and at the time, I loved it and would’ve loved to show them that the "island of the gods" also has an authentic side, far from mass tourism, for those who want to discover it.

I’m happy to see that it’s still possible to experience beautiful moments in places that are still preserved. Since my trip in 2019, I’ve been wondering if that was still the case.

A well-written, lively, and humorous travel journal! 🙂
Mes photos sur Flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos/153304262@N05/albums "Le Temps nous égare. Le Temps nous étreint. Le Temps nous est gare. Le Temps nous est train".
JO Jojoone1 Globetrotter ·
Good evening

Except that... I’ve already been to Bali in 2017, and at the time, I loved it and would’ve liked to show her that the island blessed by the gods also has an authentic side, far from mass tourism, for those who want to discover it.

I’m happy to see that it’s still possible to experience beautiful moments in places that are still preserved. Since my visit in 2019, I’ve been wondering if that was still the case...

A well-written, lively, and humorous travel journal 🙂

I’ll join Kate in giving compliments.

The witty remarks are plentiful, and some are particularly elaborate. I don’t know if they come naturally or after long reflections and fine-tuning, but many of the jokes are really well done, and I occasionally try to stifle my jealousy about it. Here’s a sneaky little question: Are you always like this, or just when writing a travel journal? If answer A, how do your colleagues put up with you? And ma’am, don’t tell me your wife is like this too? 😎

In any case, it’s a great contribution to the variety of styles on VF, packed with info, beautiful photos, and anecdotes.

PS I’m getting old; if I’m repeating myself too much in my compliments, let me know. You never know, it might be useful.
« Tout le monde s'interroge sur comment laisser une meilleure planète à nos enfants, mais on devrait plutôt penser à laisser de meilleurs enfants pour notre planète. » Clint Eastwood
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Thanks Kate for the compliments! Back to Bali—yes, if you look, you can still find some preserved spots. But in my opinion, the blight keeps spreading unfortunately...
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BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
You're going to make me blush—thanks for taking the time for those compliments and encouragement! I’ve got a reputation for being quick with words and puns. "Hopeless" is the term my wife often uses if the pun’s a bit rubbish... 😉

Practically speaking, I write on the go while I’m there. The days are written in real time and posted the same evening on my Facebook account (after tweaking the wording in bed at night). Here on VF, I post when I remember—especially since it’s much quieter than before—and mostly because I’m in the middle of planning my next trips. See you soon for the rest!

Franck
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Day 17 – August 26

Who hasn’t dreamed of it at the mere mention of its name—the lush green of its rice terraces, the carpets of frangipani flowers covering its lawns and sidewalks, the scent of incense wafting from its temples and perfuming its streets?... Everything that makes up the soul of Bali! That’s exactly what we want to soak in as we pick up our pilgrim’s staff this morning and head toward the center of the island, to the Tampaksiring region, where we’ll set up our base camp in a serene haven—a secluded hut right in the middle of the rice fields.







Meditation, introspective psychology, yoga, existential reflections... Yes, the perfect spot for all that. No, those activities aren’t for us! We’re more into action movies than art-house films—restlessness is our motto. Proof of that? After three and a half hours stuck in Balinese traffic, our shoes are back on the moment our bags hit the ground, while our bodies would’ve been well within their rights to demand some lazy downtime in the shade of our thatched hut.

So, where do our soles get the privilege of exploring this time? The terraced rice fields of Abian Desa and Mupu—your wish is our command! Welcome to Pandora! Welcome to the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, Bali edition! Here, the most popular, most sought-after, most Instagrammed rice fields are in Tegallalang. To avoid witnessing the decline of human civilization with Instagram influencers swinging on giant swings over the terraces, we decided to head to the ones right next door and dive straight into their backyard to find a remnant of raw nature. Unfortunately, the rot spreads faster than we do—and that’s my rant of the day! Native Americans, Jews, Armenians, Cambodians, Kurds, Rwandan Tutsis, and so many more... So many genocides! And it’s still happening, right before our eyes, with mass tourism as a weapon of mass destruction, bulldozing this magnificent landscape into oblivion! Sure, when you get a little off the beaten path like we did, it’s beautiful—even more than that! But come quickly if you want to see this beauty before the official death sentence is carried out on the rice fields of the entire valley!













I’m talking about a time that those under twenty can’t possibly know—back when all these terraced rice fields were worked by Balinese rice farmers. Makes sense, right? Nowadays, the proximity to the road turns these terraces into swimming pools, lounge chairs, tables, and other trendy bar setups—complete with poufs, masculine... and feminine...
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BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Day 17 (continued)







Anyway, you get the idea—our getaway here ends up feeling like a candy with a deliciously exotic sweet center. Too bad you’ve got to suck through that overhyped chemical coating first, leaving a bitter aftertaste in your mouth...







To officially wrap up the day, we’re back in Bali—real life, the kind that smells a bit under the armpits—with the Tegallalang night market and its food stalls, where apparently only locals and two little "bule" wanderers dare to venture! "Waiter, please!… The usual for Flo and a spicy nasi campur to punch my throat for me!" For your full understanding, "The usual" in Indo-Florencian food slang means "Two servings of sate ayam and a big plain martabak!" Yeah, those little critters sure hit the spot...

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MU Muriel18 Globetrotter ·
Nowadays, the proximity of the road turns the occupants of these terraces into swimming pools, sun loungers, tables, and other trendy bar setups, not to mention the poufs—masculine... and feminine...

Anyway, you can’t tell from your photos since they’re (almost) completely free of humans ;)
Si tu diffères de moi, mon frère, loin de me léser, tu m'enrichis (Saint Exupéry)
JO Jojoone1 Globetrotter ·
Anyway, you can't tell from your photos—they're (almost) completely empty of people 😉

He tests his jokes, puns, and inimitable turns of phrase on people. Faced with such genius, they bow out, which is why you don’t see them in the photo anymore. 😉
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BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Nowadays, the proximity of the road turns the occupants of these terraces into swimming pools, sun loungers, tables, and other trendy bar setups, not to mention the poufs, masculine... and feminine...

Anyway, you can't tell from your photos—they're (almost) completely free of humans 😉

We moved away from the ambient hustle and bustle to find ourselves alone with nature. And it was... simply beautiful!
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BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Anyway, you can't tell from your photos—they're (almost) completely empty of people 😉

He tests his jokes, puns, and inimitable turns of phrase on people. Faced with such genius, they bow down, which is why you don’t see them in the photo anymore. 😉

You’ve got quite the imagination too! [;]
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Day 18 – August 27

Your sharp eagle eye probably noticed that our heart rate has returned to normal since we immigrated to Bali. No more candlelit hikes in minus ten degrees! Gone are the nights spent in pieces on the molded plastic benches of Indonesian trains! Hasta la vista to those monotonous muezzin wake-up calls! But don’t get the wrong idea—we haven’t slipped into a Hawaiian shirt, gold chain glinting, just to perfect our tan with our backsides wedged in a lounge chair! Because, as it turns out, the scout leader still has a packed itinerary for today, holding a winning Balinese three-of-a-kind: breathtaking waterfalls, Hindu temples, and lush rice terraces! My earpiece tells me the scooter route through the local countryside to connect all these little wonders will clock in at eighty kilometers. Besides telling me I don’t actually have an earpiece, they also warn me that between back-to-back village crossings, potholes, packs of stray dogs claiming the road as their home, traffic jams at intersections, long religious processions, overloaded trucks choking us with exhaust fumes, scooters carrying five people, special convoys of two-wheelers transporting sugarcane, roadwork sections, guys planting themselves in the middle of the asphalt to direct traffic, and undisciplined monkeys darting across the road without looking left or right... it’ll be a miracle if we ever hit the top speed of fifty kilometers per hour for more than two hundred meters!

Alright, a little goat-like leap and we’re already frolicking in the rural rice fields of Mancingan, the first stop on today’s adventure. If I calculate the ratio of intrinsic beauty to tourist-environmental developments, considering the crowd levels observed in plenary session, I can confidently give these fields a higher coefficient than the Mupu rice terraces we visited yesterday. Yes, sir, I’ve got a PhD in rice fields! And here, let me tell you, it doesn’t smell like synthetic sweat! We’re seeing real workers. On second thought, this backbreaking labor must be one of the toughest jobs in the world. Unless it’s being a SNCF agent in France? Note to self: Ask one of our strikers for their opinion when we get back....





The big perk of Bali? Everything changes super fast here! You’re strolling peacefully through a terraced rice field, take one step to the right, and—bam!—welcome to an impressive bamboo forest! Then you feel like stepping left, and—boom!—you’re snapping photos of a traditional village! But the big downside of Bali? Everything changes super fast here! One minute, the sun’s warm rays are caressing your skin, you close your eyes to savor it, and—bam!—you get a face full of rain. You open them again: sun. Close them: rain. Open them: "Hey man, I opened them! Why isn’t your trick working anymore?"









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BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Day 18 (continued)

Unfortunately, after visiting the village of Penglipuran, known for the plethora of mini-temples in each of its houses, after the serenity of our favorite temple, Pura Kehen, after the magnificent Tukad Cepung waterfall tucked away in a narrow canyon, after soaking up all those picture-perfect Balinese scenes to the beat of a wild salsa, and after playing hide-and-seek with the rain, that little troublemaker finally caught up with us—and now we’re stuck... until late afternoon!











And as our former president Jacques Chirac used to say, trouble always comes in threes! Not only did we get sent back to my Ardennes in the middle of November, but we’re also an hour’s scooter ride away from our hut since we decided this morning that our ridiculous rain gear wasn’t worth packing. No choice but to take refuge in a warung and warm up with some Balinese curry. Well, let’s just say the taste buds weren’t exactly blown away. Or maybe they were... in a bad way.





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CA Calyssie Regular ·
Hi Frank, Still loving following your new adventures. And as our former president Chirac used to say, it's far but it's beautiful 🙂
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Thanks Calyssie, the next part (and the end soon) is coming up quickly! PS: Sorry, we’ve already hit the road again! 😛
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HO Holigirl Veteran ·
Hey Franck 🙂

Totally blown away by the Bromo photos. And the Kawah Ijen ones are gorgeous too, even if your personal experience wasn’t as great.

Always a pleasure following your adventures. Hope you’ll post the next ones on VF. True that it’s been slow to pick back up
FA FamilleUS Veteran ·
So much sun in Bali! 😉

... but not as much as in Puglia...
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BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Hi Franck 🙂

I'm blown away by the photos of Bromo. And the ones of Kawah Ijen are also stunning, even if your personal experience wasn’t as great.

It’s always a pleasure to follow your adventures. I really hope you’ll post the next ones on VF. It’s true that it’s been slow to pick up again

Thanks Pascale for the encouragement! Yep, I’ll keep posting them to help VF get going again 😉
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BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Yes, it's true! Week wrapped up (I'm at the airport waiting for takeoff) with glorious sunshine! So different from Bali 😎
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BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Day 19 – August 28 With a tally of over fifty thousand temples recorded, Bali truly lives up to its nickname as the island blessed by the gods. But choosing which temples to visit from this plethora of options can quickly turn into a Balinese puzzle… And once you’ve democratically elected a temple, you still have to earn the right to visit it. I’m not talking about paying the entrance fees here, but rather the etiquette rules you need to follow to avoid getting tossed out by the bouncer at the door. The basics—whether you’re part of the female or male gender—are to cover your legs with a sarong, that big colorful piece of fabric. Sorry if you’re non-binary; you’ll have to file a discrimination complaint since nothing’s mentioned at the entrance for that specific case, unlike the other rules exclusively for women who *must* tie up their hair. So far, so good—I’m doing fine… But a hair clip or elastic won’t help if Aunt Flo comes knocking, automatically banning you from the temple along with the dogs—no passing go! Same goes if a little one’s squatting in your baby-making department. Out you go, folks! And if you haven’t lost your first baby tooth yet, you’re also politely asked to go play with your toy cars elsewhere!

Anyway, all this to say that my poor little Flo just got rejected from the aptitude test at Taman Pecampuhan Sala temple, where we’d planned a somewhat particular activity. Despite her pocket-sized stature, Flo’s already lost her baby teeth… And no, I’m not using this post to announce the imminent arrival of a mini-Franck. So, since she’d carefully tied up her hair, the only thing left was that pesky monthly visitor that affects roughly one in two humans: "But why on earth didn’t you keep that bloody info to yourself?" The reason is elementary, my dear Watson-reader, and it’s tied to the unique activity we wanted to do at this water temple: a Hindu purification ritual!



What’s that all about, you ask? In Hinduism, purification is the process that leads to moksha. Besides scoring nineteen points in Scrabble, this word brings you spiritual liberation through the cleansing of body, mind, and soul with water… And how do you do that? Guided by a personal spiritual guide, the ritual includes a bath, a specific path in the bed of a sacred river with offerings to deity statues, plus a few sips of holy water while reciting mantras and sticking grains of rice on your forehead. There’s your menu for opening your chakras! Without fully grasping the tantric significance of each of my remotely guided movements, I still follow every recommendation to the letter, mostly enjoying the beauty of the theater of my inner quest. And what I can now tell you is that a renewed, pure, and regenerated man stands before you to recount the rest of our jaunt!







So, what do you think a pure man is meant to do when he’s in Bali? With nothing now clouding my mind, divine light naturally guides our accelerations toward waterfalls and temples! Again? Well, either I was already a pure man before this ceremony, or Bali ultimately boils down to just that! I don’t know about you, but I like to think the first reason prevails…



We start with Suwat Waterfall, which we selfishly enjoy in solo mode, then descend a long staircase with plenty of steps to the Gunung Kawi Tampaksiring temple—the first site of this jaunt I’d already explored eight years ago but that was practically begging for a comeback.









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BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Day 19 (continued)



And finally, another temple that stole my heart—I’m talking about Pura Gunung Kawi Sebatu, where an indescribably mystical serenity fills the air. Besides the koi carp that thrive in its pools, you’ll find one of Bali’s most striking features here: the *segehans*, those offerings to the deities placed in a ritual every morning on sidewalks in front of temples, but also in front of houses, shops, and restaurants. Presented in small woven palm baskets, they often include rice, fruit, flowers, incense... and sometimes even a cup of coffee and cigarettes in case Shiva and Vishnu fancy a divine coffee-and-cigarette break! Just make sure not to step on them, kick them, or crush them, right, miss Flo?















And boom—now the gods are annoyed, and it starts pouring, leaving us no choice but to finish our day with our 48th *sate ayam* on the terrace of our villa. A little extra we treated ourselves to, ending our trip in luxury and opulence for the price of a Formule 1 in France. Isn’t life grand?
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RO Rouquine38 Globetrotter ·
Cool, so what’s it like being a pure man? 😄
"Voyager est un triple plaisir : l'attente, l'éblouissement et le souvenir." Ilka Chase
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Cool, so what's it like being a pure man? 😄

It made me realize I always have been
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BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Day 20 – August 29 What’s the virtuous circle of life in your book?... For us, it’s working to travel, and traveling to forget work! Except our subconscious is starting to feel that hot breath of work creeping up the back of our necks again! We absolutely need a ruse to bury it under a few more travel experiences today. Nothing does the trick like the latest ace up our sleeve: expert hands kneading your skin as the main course, paired with a hot flower-petal bath for dessert. Sounds amazing, right? And you know what? It really is!!!

A South Asian jaunt without a massage would be like an Indonesian trip for Flo without sate ayam—especially in Bali, where legend says the best massages... are Balinese! So if you’ve never had the chance to experience this once in your life, go for it before they’re all gone! To convince you, here are three common misconceptions about massages in Bali. The third one might just win you over...

Number one: Is the Balinese massage the ultimate zen experience?... Yes, yes, and yes again—I’m all in! A blend of Ayurvedic and Chinese medicine, the Balinese massage has that cocoon-like vibe that transports me to another dimension. Add some relaxing music and the scent of frangipani massage oil, and I’d vote for the candidate who promises Balinese massages covered by national healthcare to cure all of France’s woes!

Number two: Do you only step into a spa if Santa gave you a "Wellness for Two" Smartbox? I get it—the price of a Balinese massage in France is steep. But it’s still way cheaper than a flight ticket to Bali. And if you’ve already made the trip, five massages at the price of a single Smartbox meal at McDonald’s, and you’ve already made back the cost of your airfare! Case closed!

And I saved the best for last to squash your *ahem* lurid imagination: Does a Balinese massage inevitably end like a porno scene? Uh, no. That extra euro for the "finish" is just your Jacquie et Michel subscription talking! Sure, the line between spirituality and sensuality can get a little blurry, but the pros stay totally professional—even in front of my oily self...



Relaxed, rested, and rejuvenated for the next ten years, we pick up our moto-restaurant-hiking rhythm again. I could’ve just thrown these three words at you with the photos, but that’s not my style! So, Flo’s 695th sate ayam is devoured at Bamboo Kitchen.

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BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Day 20 (continued) And our hike takes place in Sangeh Forest, where the towering trees shelter the moss-covered Bukit Sari temple and a whole colony of long-tailed macaques that aren’t shy at all! There are so many that you don’t know where to look—or where to offer a banana, to be more precise... Because as soon as they see you holding something that resembles food, you instantly become their best buddy, with the clear goal of scoring a snack!











Watch out—they’ll also swipe your flip-flop or your phone in a flash. Isn’t that right, Bobby?... Bobby the macaque is currently on my back, vainly trying to unzip my bag with the barely concealed goal of snatching our scooter keys without consequence. "I want the name of your buddy who told you our scooter seat foam was tasty!"

Come on, a bit more scooter riding to reach yet another temple, Taman Ayun, and our last real day of Indonesian wandering ends lazily in the opulent comfort of our villa. "Honey, what’s for dinner tonight?..." A question you shouldn’t ask her... So, you know what happens next...

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BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Day 21 – August 30

For the very last time, I turn the key in the lock of our Balinese villa door. If all our modes of transport have lined up like pearls on a string, I’ll do the same with the key to my home sweet home in twenty-eight hours.

Because yes, this is the end of the jaunt. I repeat, this is the end of the jaunt. This is not a drill. Writing about this day rings out sharply like the final clap of an enchanting journey we’re not crying over because it’s over, but rather wearing a huge grin because it happened. Let’s not beat around the bush—we absolutely loved these three weeks. Three is also the number of islands we visited on this road trip: Java, Karimunjawa, and Bali. And while we’re crunching numbers, how about a few more?...

1,000. That’s the number of kilometers we covered on the back of a scooter. 7,924 potholes dodged, versus the 124 we hit. Add to that 37 gecko shrieks, 7,635 chicken satay skewers for Flo, 4 tiny nights for just as many epic sunrises at the summit of majestic volcanoes, 9,437 genuine smiles exchanged—and that’s the tally! If you multiply it all by the daily cost, divided by the number of satay skewers Flo devoured, you’ll get the only number that truly matters from this jaunt: 1. A fierce desire to return to Indonesia. And soon, please!

Now, the question that might be nagging at you is whether our rocker hearts lean toward Java or if its little neighbor Bali stole the show. Drumroll... The 2025 Ballon d’Or goes to... Java!!! Now, don’t get me wrong—Bali hasn’t stolen its reputation, but you’ll have to seek out the authentic spots where mass tourism hasn’t yet taken over. On Java, the island still breathes authenticity! In terms of landscapes, food, vibes, satay... they’re pretty much neck and neck. But Java has that little feather in its cap that makes all the difference...

Aaaand that’s it... The jaunt is over... Indonesia is over... The scooter rides are over... Summer’s coming to an end too, but our freedom isn’t! So no worries—we’ll be back on the road soon, and you’ll be the first to know! Sound good?

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FR FrançoiseVec Regular ·
Thanks for this lovely travel journal. As usual, I really enjoyed reading your posts. Françoise
RO Rouquine38 Globetrotter ·
Thanks Franck for this little adventure! We really loved Java, and you showed me some beautiful little spots. We’ll have to go back sometime 😊

Yeah, of course—I’m waiting for the next one! 😊😍
"Voyager est un triple plaisir : l'attente, l'éblouissement et le souvenir." Ilka Chase
JO Jojoone1 Globetrotter ·
Mission accomplished, satisfaction guaranteed.
« Tout le monde s'interroge sur comment laisser une meilleure planète à nos enfants, mais on devrait plutôt penser à laisser de meilleurs enfants pour notre planète. » Clint Eastwood
LA Larri Regular ·
We wish this could last forever! We console ourselves by thinking about the travel journals you have in store and the ones that will come to tell us about your future trips.
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
See you soon for the next part, then?
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BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Thanks Franck for this adventure... We really loved Java and you showed me some beautiful little spots... we’ll have to go back someday 😊 Yes, of course, I’m waiting for the next one 😊😍

Watch out—the next one’s happening now! ;)
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BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
We’d want this to never end! We console ourselves thinking about the travel journals you’ve got in store and those yet to come sharing your (and your) future trips.

Who said it was over? Same team, let’s do it again! Posting the first day of our All Saints’ Day jaunt... today!!!
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BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Want more???

The next part of our adventures is here:

Off to explore Puglia! | Travel journal > Italy | Voyage Forum
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VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
I pledge to vote in the next presidential elections for the guy who includes Balinese massages covered by social security for all of France's ailments in his platform!

You're a reasonable guy, and you can see that’s not gonna happen. On the other hand, Social Security (1) *could* cover the mandatory reading of your complete works: the result would be the same, if not better for the health of the French. Of course, you could continue your travels to paradises—as long as they’re tax havens—and Sodexo International would handle the daily delivery of satay ayam wherever you are.

You voting for this?

(1) Randomized studies are clear: the generic *Vadrouille* is sovereign against stiff cheek muscles and neck stiffness.
EN Envallis Globetrotter ·
Clap clap clap. Hats off to you, artist! A real storytelling talent—feels like we’ve been wandering with you! 🙂
Il n'y a pas de problème sans solution... et si il n'y a pas de solution, il n'y a pas de problème !
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Madam votes YES... and I’m happily following her lead!

Thanks so much, Jean-Luc—what a lovely message, and it really motivates me to keep sharing my "travel tales"! !
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BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Clap clap clap. Hats off to the artist. A real storytelling talent, it feels like we’ve been wandering with you :)

So, did you enjoy that style of wandering around? Thanks for the kind message!
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MU Muriel18 Globetrotter ·
Thanks for this travel journal, Franck... and here's to the next one! 😎
Si tu diffères de moi, mon frère, loin de me léser, tu m'enrichis (Saint Exupéry)
KM Kmiyetdm ·
So great to see you and your wild adventures back on VF!! Thanks for this wonderful travel journal that makes me laugh and travel from my armchair! Can’t wait to read the next ones!
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
The next one just started, if you're interested. And I've got plenty more to post... Thanks for the message! !
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BA Babouandco ·
Wow, what a super fun travel journal—you’ve shared your thrilling adventures with so much humor and joy! I’m still a little breathless from following along, but I loved every bit of the jaunt and I’m totally ready to hit the road again… 😛

1,000 km on a scooter—wow! And with two of you on it, no less… How on earth did you manage the luggage? Even when I pack light (which I do), I still have a 40 L backpack on my back, so that’s two people plus at least two backpacks… I’m curious! 😮
Babou
GA Gaura Veteran ·
Another big thanks for this fascinating travel journal that makes us dream and laugh. Terima kasih!
gaura
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Thanks for reading everything! For bags, we each only had a small 20L backpack or so. One on Flo’s back, the other between my legs!

Afterward, when we did a loop, we’d leave one at the scooter rental place...
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