After a long absence due to a trip to Kenya and surgery, I'm back to continue this travel journal! Thanks for following me and for your compliments! 😛
Day 4
Toopil's note: If you feel like you're in a Care Bears world while reading this post, don't worry. It's all perfectly normal. You're not dreaming. Welcome to the mind of my wife, the famous Breton from the journal's title. Don't be surprised by these mood swings either—on top of being Breton, she's a woman. Alright, I'll let her take over. You'll understand why. Good luck!
Hello everyone, dear VFers. I'm Miss A., the wife of my maaagnificent and sooomptuous husband. Yesterday, he drowned his sorrows in alcohol to, in his words, "forget that my beautiful Burgundy is far away." He's too cute when he's like that. Well... This morning, he's maaagnificently sick. He's too handsome when he's ill (Toopil's note: yes, this woman is crazy). So, I take the wheel of our tooo strong bolide on this beeautiful road in my maaagnificent country. With Mister M., my siii handsome son, and the two members of my siii maaagnificent family, H&M, and without forgetting my love, my heart, my angel, my tenderness—basically, my drunk husband—we're heading to Aquashow in Audierne. H has a friend who works at this aquarium. Even though it was supposed to be closed, the staff decided to take matters into their own hands and keep the place alive. Just for their courage, I recommend you check it out.
But I'm chattering away—let's stop talking about clothes (and God knows I love them), we've arrived!

So, we're about to enter Aquashow, which looks sooo gr... Hey! Where is he? But... What the...
HEY! HEY! YOU IDIOT HUSBAND! ALCOHOLIC! COME HERE, YOU HAVE TO PAY! MORON! HE'S GETTING ON MY NERVES FLITTING AROUND LIKE THAT! But he's sooo handsome when I yell at him!!!
Let's get back to our sheep. Well, our maaagnificent fish. You can find all kinds in this aquarium, and they represent the local wildlife. It's really interesting.

What? What are you saying, my siii pretty reader? The names of the creatures in the photos above? HEEEEE I'M WRITING A TRAVEL JOURNAL, I'M NOT WIKIPEDIA HEEEEE IDIOT!
Toopil's note: To bring the journal back to a calm tone, do this simple exercise. Close your eyes, breathe gently, and think of nothing. Feeling better? Let's continue our journal!
Thanks, my deeeear husband! So, after seeing all the local aquatic wildlife, we arrive at the bird city and its so maaajestic show! But what makes me laugh the most is Mister M. going incognito!

During this maaagnificent show, we're really close to the birds. We even get to see a demonstration of fishing by each aquatic species, thanks to a small pool, and it all ends with the great cormorants putting on a show and finishing in joyful chaos. They're so beautiful and so funny!

After that, we eat at the café where... HEEEE WAITER! COME HERE, YOU CLOWN! THERE'S A HAIR IN MY DISH. YEAH, WELL... What? You know my dear H? He's your friend. Oh, the hair? It's nothing, Mr. Waiter. Here's a tip. You're sooo talented!
The meal was good! We hit the road again toward Pointe du Raz. Well, yes, we're tourists—we're here to visit, even if those adooorable H&M say they've been here too often.
First impression: business is business. Paid parking and... Ooooooh, shops!
Toopil's note: Please be patient while Madame does her shopping. The editorial team apologizes for this pause. (elevator music)
Sorry, folks. I bought tooo many tooo pretty things. Well, the other siii pretty alcoholic who's my fooormidable husband grumbled, but he's just a stingy Burgundian. Let him sober up!
After a few long minutes of walking, during which I would've attacked my husband and H&M a good dozen times ("WHEN ARE WE GETTING THERE, DAMN IT! I'M NOT HERE TO WALK LIKE A DONKEY! NO, I'M KEEPING MY BAG! GET AWAY FROM ME! WALK FARTHER, I'M GOING AT MY OWN PACE"), we arrive at the famous pointe. Lots of people (remember, it's April), and I'm glad it's not August. To my great despair, the sea is calm. But... HEEEE COME BACK, YOU IDIOT HUSBAND. YOU'RE GOING TO FALL. AND HE'S NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME! GO GET HIM, H&M! QUICK, HE'S GOING TO FALL! ALL THIS FOR A LAMENTABLE SELFIE! ALCOHOLIC!
Let's move past this unfortunate episode to show you some photos.

But I think there are too many people, and I love quiet places. So, to make sure everyone understands, I pout. Because I like to show when I'm not happy. There, that's it! It annoys them, and we leave. Ahhh, now he's noticed. H suggests going to another spot, Pointe du Van, quieter and, according to him, prettier. Okay, fine! Let's go.
And since my adored H is sooo smart, he wasn't wrong. Ahhh, what peace, what calm, and above all, what a view of Pointe du Raz. The perfect spot! There's also a siii pretty little chapel here. Honestly, I love this place and recommend it! Thumbs up "like."

We take the road toward Camaret-sur-Mer, where J&B, my siii fooormidable uncle and aunt, live. I adore them, and I can tell my preeetty husband does too (Toopil's note: she's very wrong). Besides, my aaamour of a drunk has taken the wheel again, the siii good whisky having left his brain (DRUNKARD!!!). Since we're early, H suggests stopping by the Cap Sizun reserve. Why not?
It's a very quiet place (we're alone) and very pleasant, where you can really connect with nature. We wander along the paths and truly enjoy ourselves. It's relaxing and beautiful.

We leave our seagull friends—so numerous in this isolated spot—to get back on the road in our siii fast bolide. We're heading to Camaret, and... "WHAT'S THIS IDIOT DOING, HEADING TOWARD LOCRONAN? WELL, FOLLOW HIM, YOU MORON! Wait till we get there... I'm going to give him a piece of my mind. Hey!"
J&B were there. They wanted to take us to a crêperie and show us this charming village. Thanks to them for this little attention. They're sooo extraordinary.
Just like the village of Locronan, which truly deserves to be one of the most beautiful villages in France. Seeing this unique architecture really interests me. It's sooo beautiful!

As for the crêperie, I'll pass. I don't like criticizing, and this journal is so beautifuuuul that I don't want to sully it. After the meal, we hit the road (finally!) to Camaret. A good rest, and tomorrow new adventures begin!
Ahhh, I love Brittany.
Editor's note: And as Miss A. drifts off to sleep, the tune "this Breton dream" plays in her head to the melody of "A Whole New World" from Disney's Aladdin. Shhh. See you later!
WILL YOU SHUT UP? I'M TRYING TO SLEEP, DAMN IT!!!!