An 80-Day Tour of Southern Africa
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PI Pierre77N Globetrotter ·
Hey Jean-Luc! You enjoying the Wi-Fi at Marienfluss?! Thanks for taking us along on your journey...
AT Atila Globetrotter ·
You realize that the orange sentinel net you set up (carefully hollowing one out and stuffing it with hot chile—don’t feed the animals!) worked.

VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Ah, finally—I was waiting for this post with anticipation! :-)

This week, we averaged 20 km/h, sometimes moving slower than walking speed through walls of rocks... we were just as "impatient" to get out of there! 😉 Thanks for the prose. 🙂 I doubt the Himba swim: their only water source is the Kunene River, which is infested with crocodiles. Let me paint you a picture: imagine a sandbar extending from the shore in a crescent shape upstream. The trapped water swirls and rejoins the main current, which I may have mistakenly called "white water." The crocodiles, flushed out of the crescent, would slide into the main current. The kids avoided both the backflow in the crescent and the main current, collecting water from holes in the sandbar by removing a few pebbles. This was at Marienfluss, and the water level depends on the upstream dam management. By morning, the crescent had disappeared underwater, yet I could’ve used some of that water for breakfast.
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Hello Pierre,

You enjoying the Wi-Fi in Marienfluss?!

Nope, Marienfluss is a dry zone—only my WiFe! We reached Epupa Falls at noon today, first restaurant in a week tonight, and... a little dose of VF!😉 We were supposed to meet Eric here, but he’s behind schedule—he’s skipping this stop and heading straight to Puros (unless he’s eloping with his travel mate?)
PI Pierre77N Globetrotter ·
As long as it doesn't go south... 😏
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
I’d need a kilo of poisoned Attila (sorry for the redundancy) to annoy the lions in the Kalahari—do you deliver to Kaa?
LA Lacalo Globetrotter ·
By morning, the croissant had disappeared under the water, and yet I would’ve loved one for breakfast.

Guess you’ll have to have your breakfast in the afternoon then ...😉

Thanks for this epic tale ... Turns out crocodiles are pretty cowardly—scared off by a little pebble when there were plenty of tender arms to snack on ...
" Nous ne saurons jamais tout le bien qu'un simple sourire peut être capable de faire." Mère Teresa
AT Atila Globetrotter ·
you books on Kaa?

I hope you got good travel insurance...

😇
FR Francky4 Veteran ·
Well, here’s some lovely, useful, and constructive writing...

Have a great trip!

Franck
Tanzanie-2010 Kawaza Village Botswana : https://voyageforum.com/v.f?post=2037270
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
And if you have one or two photos...

Here are three! 🙂 1- Morning deflation to get out of the dune after camping by the Kunene River in Hartmann Valley 2- Himbas who asked us to stop when we passed by the track near their camp (northern Hartmann Valley) 3- South of Otjihaa on the D3703, even the women bummed Marlboros off me
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Thanks Franck :) (though your laconic style and dry humor make me fear you’re teasing me). I thought of you when I saw the South African dromedaries—if I think of you in Hwange, will I see African wild dogs?
LA Lacalo Globetrotter ·
Hi there! 🙂

I really love your second photo... and its colors. But what’s the temperature like? Judging by the woolly clothes, it doesn’t seem very warm... yet everyone’s barefoot.
" Nous ne saurons jamais tout le bien qu'un simple sourire peut être capable de faire." Mère Teresa
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Thanks Yo, it was at sunrise and it must have been around 12 to 15°C. Almost everyone goes barefoot (and not just that...). Those who do wear shoes in these remote areas have soles cut from tires and held together with straps.

No one speaks English; we communicate through gestures, and you can tell they’re making comments about us among themselves. And the beauty of that smile:
NA Nammanu Veteran ·
Hello,

Yesterday, we had a lovely visit from a really nice couple traveling around Southern Africa. We chatted for ages about all sorts of things. It was such a pleasure for us to meet these long-term travelers who know Africa like the back of their hand!!

They’ll always be welcome at our place.

Maybe this will finally boost the French contingent in Otji? You now know most of the community members 😉 including the longest-standing French resident in Namibia. Rarer than the Desert Lion!

Safe travels for the remaining 60 days. We didn’t even take a photo...

PS: Uh... Jean, can you tell us why you were such a hit with the little kids in the township?

Best,

Orlane, Emmanuel, Hiu, and Marc-Antoine
FR Francky4 Veteran ·
In a new kind of vehicle where the upper part is a canvas tent that connects directly to the week's supply of food.

Oh wow, that’s a great reason not to use that kind of vehicle... I hadn’t thought of that...

(Yep, I’m only at that point, and I’m slowly loving it)

PS: I don’t remember there being African wild dogs in Hwange. Do you want me to look into it? Cheers, Franck
Tanzanie-2010 Kawaza Village Botswana : https://voyageforum.com/v.f?post=2037270
FR Francky4 Veteran ·
A thousand shades of yellow, green, and gray blend and follow one another at will in a harmonious patchwork.

Oh wow, we’d *love* a little photo... because we’re dreaming of that valley...!

If you can...🙂

A week without resupplying? Did you find gas in Seisfontein? How much does your tank hold—90 L + 60 liters?

Franck
Tanzanie-2010 Kawaza Village Botswana : https://voyageforum.com/v.f?post=2037270
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
3-1-6-1-14-2-... Christine, this isn’t the winning numbers for a game (though it could be!) but the elephants we met at Etosha around Dolomite Camp and on the track heading east, who are begging you to excuse the "no-show" they pulled last November.
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Uh... Jean, can you tell us why you were such a hit with the little kids in the township?

Maybe because *they* were a hit with *me*? Either way, I’ll take it as a lovely compliment! 🙂

those long-term travelers who know Africa like the back of their hand!!

You’re making us sound so grand!

Thanks for your hospitality and for sharing your perspectives and tips. Wishing you all the best with your projects.
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Oh come on, we’d love a little photo... because we’re dreaming of that valley...!

If you can...🙂

I’ll try when I’m connected with my laptop, but with my crappy camera, it’ll be disappointing. You *have* to go there yourself!😎 It’s the kind of place that makes you regret not being better equipped.

A week without supplies? Did you find gas in Seisfontein? How big is your tank—90 L + 60 liters?

Yeah, in Seisfontein, and theoretically nothing for 700 km if you visit both valleys and go from Hartmann to Marienfluss via the mountains like Pierre77TO mentioned😉 then head toward Epupa. And at the place where we were supposed to find gas (the name escapes me, and I don’t have the map here), there was only... 15 liters left. The gas station attendant we woke up—who really pumps the gas—had no idea when the next delivery would come. The car has two 90-liter tanks.

Oh, well, that’s an excellent reason not to use that kind of vehicle...

You can just picture the elephant popping the car open, slipping its long, thin trunk into the reserves on the ground floor, and winking at us!😎

I don’t remember there being African wild dogs in Hwange. Want me to look into it?

There are, as they say in Togo: we ran into some two years ago.

I’m savoring this slowly

I’m so glad you’re enjoying it!🙂
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
We’re picking up tomorrow where we left off on our insane diagonal route through the Botswana side of the Kgalagadi, then across the Central Kalahari and the Botswana pans before finishing in Hwange—and maybe discovering Mana Pools. If I don’t make it back to tell you about it, I’m counting on you to come find us: the reward is in the air filter (a cascade of diamonds that got accidentally sucked up in the Spergebiet😎).
MA Max68 Globetrotter ·
long live the vast horizons

Thanks for these photos—oops, paintings—oops, descriptions that let our imaginations run wild 😎

Max
https://apprentisvoyageurs.com
KR Krikri6792 Globetrotter ·
3-1-6-1-14-2-...

You hit the jackpot... while we ended up with a losing ticket... that's life! 😉 All the best.
Tous nos fabuleux voyages : http://sites.google.com/site/fabuleuxvoyageskrikrietherve/
PI Pierre77N Globetrotter ·
Pierre77TO😉

He wishes you a great diagonal journey... 🙂
HA Hadige39 ·
You’re making us dream... and soon it’ll be our reality since we’ll be exploring South Africa and Namibia for 3 months, from mid-March to mid-June. We’re reading your travel journal with so much interest! First question: is the track between Twee Rivieren Camp and Union’s End easily doable in a 4x4 with little experience? Thanks and see you soon! Huguette
Aldo et Huguette http://hadige39.blogspot.com
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Live from Maun, in the middle of the diagonal, for supplies and... the Audi Camp restaurant (because after seeing so much wildlife, you want to indulge other senses).

Degrowth

Barely into Botswana from Namibia, you leave the Trans Kalahari Highway for a gravel road heading due south. After the first village, a hundred kilometers later, the road turns into a wide scar of multiple tracks in the deep sand of the bush. A few more villages with huts, where enthusiastic greetings are exchanged, and the last Bushman points out the trail that should lead you through the savanna to Kaa, the gateway to Botswana’s Kgalagadi.

Earlier, the track played hopscotch with dunes and was suddenly crowded with the largest gathering of springboks you’ve ever seen, stretching as far as the eye can see. There must be a thousand (five hundred according to the police), elegantly scattering at the last moment (it’s easier to disperse than a protest of elephants!).

As human traces fade, the space seems to widen—and so do your pupils. Small thirsty patches invite a pause.

Tonight, neither dogs nor trucks will disturb your sleep.

Water!

In the painful blue dawn, you thought you wouldn’t see water again until reaching the Boteti River or the Zambezi, but by mid-morning, the sky grew heavily overcast.

This late afternoon, you’re searching for a place to settle, but the campsite marked on your map—the best for the region (Tracks4Africa)—is unknown to the villagers.

You set off again in search of a track leading into the bush, hoping to emerge in a pretty clearing lined with shade, when you spot a pan that seems to shimmer—probably fatigue playing tricks.

A track appears to lead toward it, which you take, half-expecting nothing but trusting anyway, and you arrive at a water pan, a vast lake in the middle of the Kalahari Desert.

By morning, the water is gone—the sand drank it all overnight. What poor planning. Last night, you had to skirt a lake to reach the perfect campsite facing the sunset, and now you’re returning to the village, crossing a pan in the revealed tracks of livestock.

They say you shouldn’t give fish to Africans but teach them to fish: fair enough, but how do you do that with ephemeral lakes?

Oh, you wanted sand!

Even the best guidebook on the country (Bradt, 2007 ed.) doesn’t mention the south of the Central Kalahari Game Reserve, the world’s largest park—so you had to go!

You enter via Khutse, the only southern access, and quickly find yourself on a deep-sand track, though with a hard, bumpy base, enclosed in dense, close bush that scratches the car and blocks visibility. You think this must be a rough patch, that it won’t last, that the Kalahari wouldn’t do this to you.

All morning, near the only waterhole by a village of Bushmen resistant to relocation programs, you see only goats and mules. Fortunately, plenty of birds save the day: varied raptors, Cape vultures, colorful birds, and that astonishing helicopter-bird that takes off vertically and hovers with the sound of a Chinese-made rotor. Plus a leopard tortoise.

Along this single track, a rudimentary campsite—really just an authorized spot with nothing but a fire circle—is offered every four hours (80 kilometers), and the one you reach at noon isn’t inviting for a full day’s stay. You summon your courage, lock the differential with your co-pilot (both agreeing that driving in harmony was the right call), and set off again for what turns into five hours.

The afternoon is like the morning: sandy, bouncy, scratchy, and blind. You collect enough grasshoppers through the windows for evening skewers, and enough kindling to grill them—plus a scratch on your face, revenge from a disturbed branch (now you’ll look like a real adventurer!).

Travel Snippets

According to the owner of Camp Gecko, on a car, what isn’t there can’t break down.

The sounds of the Cape Cross seal colony: bleats, Harley-Davidson revs, a lion’s hoarse roar, foghorn blasts, quacking. And a smell that would make a pigsty seem like a perfumer’s creation.

In Kaokoland, driving up a dry riverbed against the current isn’t as easy as it sounds.

A dream of integrated architecture: in Hartmann Valley, that Himba village of black huts built on sand, extending a basalt outcrop.

The height of Namibian hygiene: in open-air toilets, a strawberries-and-cream air freshener spray (Johnson) with a whipped-cream-and-strawberries illustration.

Under the fence, the warthog roots and flees.

The difference between Paris and the Central Kalahari? You can get eaten there, but not robbed.

That Bushman woman we bought firewood from by the roadside, who threw herself into our arms when we gave her a Coke.

On the main road, tied to poles to mark village tracks: tires, rims, car doors and fenders, a grille, shattered buckets and burst jerrycans, a satellite dish—things they only use as scrap.
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Happy to keep the dream alive before it becomes reality! 🙂

The Kgalagadi track along the Nossob riverbed is very easy: you’ll just encounter a few deeper sand patches that’ll make you downshift. Driving at 30 km/h, you can even let go of the wheel and the car will stay on the wide, sunken track.

Still, give one of the two cross-dune tracks a try!
NA Nammanu Veteran ·
Hello,

Going back to France is gonna be tough...

😉😉😉😉😉

Plus, you won’t dare return the car with all those scratches!

The Kalahari can be a surprising desert.

Emmanuel
RJ Rjulie95 Globetrotter ·
What a beautiful dream you're sharing with us through your prose... hoping to see photos when you get back!
"Je suis africain, non pas parce que je suis né en Afrique, mais parce que l'Afrique est née en moi." Kwame Nkrumah.

"J'ai appris que le courage n'est pas l'absence de peur, mais la capacité de la vaincre." Nelson Mandela

https://www.en-voyages.fr
AT Atila Globetrotter ·
Is the track between Twee Rivieren Camp and Unions End easily passable in a 4x4 with little experience?

It’s easily passable in a 2x4 during the dry season, so no worries in a 4x4. 😉
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Oh wow, we’d love a little photo... because we’re dreaming of that valley...!

I did warn you it wouldn’t do the place justice! :( At least it gives an idea of the terrain north of Hartmann Valley, and in one shot you can spot the Kunene River... but we’re not there yet! The patchwork I mentioned was visible on the side massifs, but I didn’t even try to capture it here.
FR Francky4 Veteran ·
Thanks for these photos—they really capture the "desert-like" and relaxing vibe of these places... ;-)

No photos of the daisies...? Guess I’ll have to go there myself then...

Keep it up! Franck
Tanzanie-2010 Kawaza Village Botswana : https://voyageforum.com/v.f?post=2037270
KA Kate Globetrotter ·
I just finished a novel about love and pink flowers... I’d made myself a promise to switch genres and tackle this one as soon as possible. I devoured it this morning in bed (your novel) 😎

Nice! For someone who supposedly isn’t a fan of VF travel journals or good with a camera, it’s actually pretty solid... And don’t worry about the "quality" of the images—your writing is vivid enough to let our imagination run wild...
Mes photos sur Flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos/153304262@N05/albums "Le Temps nous égare. Le Temps nous étreint. Le Temps nous est gare. Le Temps nous est train".
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
I want my money back (as Mrs. Thatcher used to say)

In the small town of Kang, in the southwest of the Kalahari, the only ATM (cash machine) within a 250-kilometer radius is located in one of the two small supermarkets where you’re more likely to find 25 kg bags of rice than a box of tea.

The machine is exclusively stocked with the store’s cash: no sales, no cash, and no cash, no sales. A sign strongly encourages you to spend your withdrawals on-site if you want to have cash later.

When we arrived, we were preceded by a statuesque Black woman in pink, followed by two young men in white shirts and pastel ties, and two or three more discreet people. The manager explained the situation: the store had just opened that morning and was waiting for enough revenue to feed the machine.

With our pulas in 100-note bills (ten euros each), the head cashier called out to us and asked us to exchange our notes for 200-pula bills: the machine only handles 100-pula notes, and she needed them. I agreed, though she refused my offer of a commission with a laugh.

Savages

Almost deserted when we arrived, the urban camp was packed with white South Africans that evening—a convoy of ten over-equipped 4x4s, twenty overweight men (two tons of PTC), and no women (must be their idea of a vacation). After endless, noisy drinking sessions, the gentle silence of the night was filled with snores loud enough to paralyze a lion.

Add to that the barking like some absurd call-and-response chant, the heartbreaking braying of mules—who can describe the despair of the unloved mule?—and the stubborn cooing of doves before dawn—don’t they know Valentine’s Day is over?—drowning out the melody of rarer birds, and you’ve got a second night in hell.

This morning, we’re heading back into the bush, and by noon, I’ll be hanging my hammock between the acacias.

Into the wild

We crossed from Botswana into Zimbabwe via the tiny border post of Pandamatenga, where seventeen cars have passed in the last three weeks. Just after the post and forty-five minutes of formalities at four counters on the Zimbabwean side, a dirt track begins in a reserve adjacent to Hwange National Park, which we aim to reach without re-entering civilization.

After about an hour, a side track heads south with no signage, but it should lead into Hwange, even though the map shows no entry point there. The idea of being a little outlaw in Mugabe’s country (1) doesn’t bother me.

We keep going—we’ve got enough fuel to turn back—and suddenly, a monumental structure looms in the middle of the track: an official entrance to Hwange. A flawless officer welcomes us, and as I fill out the register, I see that twelve cars have passed through here in the last twenty days. We’re now officially legal.

(1) S.A.S.: His Most Senile Autocrat. Robert Mugabe, an octogenarian president regularly elected thirty years ago, now a dictator and demagogue.

What a mess!

At Robbins Camp in Hwange NP, I’m revising my theories on work organization. The core team for camp maintenance consists of a supervisor in an impeccable brown uniform, a wheelbarrow pusher, two hoe carriers, and a raker.

When the hoe carriers have cleared a small patch, they rest while the raker piles up the grass, which the wheelbarrow pusher collects by hand and dumps at the other end of the camp. The supervisor flits around, borrowing an idle tool here and there for finishing touches. When a spot is cleared, bent over a broom with no handle, one arm behind her back as if supporting her lower back, she twirls and sways in the perfect circle that is her stage—a ballet dancer.

Those not working keep up a cheerful banter, and often those working pause in unison to approve or argue passionately with wild gestures.

The mongooses trot and dig with no respect for the hard work. A vervet monkey, dignified on the concrete table of a campsite, seems to be overseeing operations—or maybe he’s just wondering how to improve productivity.

Forty-eight people work at this camp, which has twenty chalets and as many campsites, and live nearby with their families (about 250 people, according to Kudsie, the chatty receptionist). In the last three weeks, twelve guests have stayed here, bringing in a total revenue of 360 US dollars.

Kennedy’s Lions

Kennedy campsite in Hwange NP (Zimbabwe) is *the* place to be.

It’s one of the prettiest and best-maintained of the park’s dozen private camps; you spend the night alone with a guard. Tonight, it’s a cheerful guard who’s been working here for thirty consecutive days (which probably explains the camp’s exceptional cleanliness).

A chicken-wire fence, seemingly there to hold back the vegetation, separates you from the bush, and we laugh with our protector as she closes the symbolic gate—you wonder whether the branches or the wire are holding each other up.

Earlier, you’ve seen elephants, giraffes, zebras, and kudus nearby, and now deep roars drown out the crackling of the fire.

The procedure! What procedure?

Today, on the small road from Hwange to Lake Kariba (Zimbabwe)—a road so narrow and in such poor condition that no French *conseiller général* would tolerate it in their district—we didn’t pass ten cars in three hours, but we did encounter four police roadblocks.

At the first, we got our first ticket of the season for not wearing a seatbelt; without asking for any documents, they issued us a proper receipt ($5).

At the second, they only asked for our driver’s license. At the third, all they wanted to know was if we had some cold water. At the fourth, the only thing that mattered was whether we could present the vehicle’s temporary import certificate.

The next day, after the dead end at Binga, we had to go back through checkpoint number four: a new team of police, this time assisted by three officials from the Roads Department. The first looked for an infraction, the second wrote the ticket, and the third, the boss, started chatting up my co-pilot. We were missing the mandatory white reflectors on the front bumper: another $10 fine.

During the formalities, a pickup truck passed with about ten people laughing in the back—no seatbelts!

Note that this country, the only one on the continent I know of, charges a $50 carbon tax at the border, proof, if any were needed, that Zimbabwe is an advanced country.
RJ Rjulie95 Globetrotter ·
Still as vivid a story as ever... if I dared, I’d say it’s missing a few photos... keep up the good work!
"Je suis africain, non pas parce que je suis né en Afrique, mais parce que l'Afrique est née en moi." Kwame Nkrumah.

"J'ai appris que le courage n'est pas l'absence de peur, mais la capacité de la vaincre." Nelson Mandela

https://www.en-voyages.fr
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Régis, you're as fast as a hippo—which, contrary to what you might think, *is* fast (I had one under my hammock that I hung earlier on the banks of the Zambezi, so I gave up my nap to write to you all😎).

The connection is super slow here—it takes about ten minutes to load a photo—but once I’m chilling on the Mozambican beaches, I know a spot with a solid connection and I’ll send some pics🙂)
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
I just finished a novel about love and pink flowers...

Is that your soft, romantic side?

I devoured it this morning in bed (your novel) 😎

Want me to come recite the next part to you in person?[;]
LA Lacalo Globetrotter ·
Hi there!

Still such a pleasure reading these snippets...

Forty-eight people work at this camp with twenty chalets and just as many campsites, living nearby with their families (around 250 people, according to Kudsie, the chatty receptionist). Over the past three weeks, twelve guests have stayed here, bringing in a total revenue of $360.

$360 for 3 weeks—that’s $480 for a month, or $10 per person per month... 😕 Not a bad deal for collective clearing work... Note that $15 for an entire police brigade barely covers the drinks... 😉
" Nous ne saurons jamais tout le bien qu'un simple sourire peut être capable de faire." Mère Teresa
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Yo, I took a photo this morning thinking of another one you posted in the VF photo contest—I’ll post it from Mozambique. Should I assume we’re not paying enough? This country charges the highest rates in Southern Africa for accommodations and park entry fees, yet the quality is often mediocre. I fully intend to write a detailed review. For example, today in Mana Pools NP: vehicle fee $15, per-person fee $40, camping $40—totaling $95 per day (about 95 €). Next year, I’m spending three months at Disneyland!😎 And tomorrow, promise, we won’t buckle up!
PI Pierre77N Globetrotter ·
Note that this country, the only one on the continent as far as I know, charges a carbon tax of fifty dollars upon entry—a clear sign, if one were needed, that Zimbabwe is a forward-thinking country.

Zambia too. 😉

Thanks so much for these little slices of Africa. 🙂
AT Atila Globetrotter ·
You don’t have the mandatory white reflectors on your front bumper: another ten-dollar fine this time.

😇😉
RJ Rjulie95 Globetrotter ·
Next year I'm spending three months at Disneyland!😎

What’s gotten into you? Three months with Mickey? Have you lost it, Jean? 😇
"Je suis africain, non pas parce que je suis né en Afrique, mais parce que l'Afrique est née en moi." Kwame Nkrumah.

"J'ai appris que le courage n'est pas l'absence de peur, mais la capacité de la vaincre." Nelson Mandela

https://www.en-voyages.fr
PI Pierre77N Globetrotter ·
Next year I’m spending three months at Disneyland!

Entry fee = 74 € per day (but at that price, we’re not roughing it). You can always stop by for a beer...
FR Francky4 Veteran ·
So many amazing stories live on the road...!

And tomorrow, promise, we won’t fasten our seatbelts!

That’s really not the smartest move...

F
Tanzanie-2010 Kawaza Village Botswana : https://voyageforum.com/v.f?post=2037270
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Zambia too. 😉

Well, with a pair like that, the planet is saved! 😇 It’s a pleasure exchanging with you every week. 🙂
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Thanks Francky! Didn’t see any African wild dogs in Hwange this year.🙁 As for wearing the seatbelt, it’s just to boost business since Lacalo thinks we’re not helping enough!😉 That said, my co-pilot behind the wheel one evening in Hwange almost hit a giraffe coming out of a blind curve.
AT Atila Globetrotter ·
my co-pilot at the wheel.....a curve

Hence the famous saying, "woman at the wheel, death around the bend"?

(Watch your answer! 😉)
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Should I have reread your post "my 4x4 equipped for Zim" first?😏 That said, I think they’ll always find something. We’re crossing the country from Mana Pools to Mutare mainly on the main roads: 700 km, which means 14 checkpoints if it keeps up like this. I’ll let you know. (For the Hwange giraffe, the Toyota couldn’t fit underneath, but a Chico could!😎)
KO Kola Globetrotter ·
" The connections are super slow here—it takes about ten minutes just to load a photo, but once I’m chilling on those Mozambican beaches, I know a spot with good connection and I’ll send some pics 🙂"

Don’t bother...

There are already *plenty* of travel journals with stunning photos of this destination... and you’ve admitted yourself that this art—this subtle alchemy of technical skill and emotion, precision and spontaneity, the eye and the finger, between... (Yes, yes... the debate between The Master and the image-pissers still rages, as you’ll see when you get back!)—isn’t exactly your forte.

Your story doesn’t need photos, or at least not many... because words have a far more enchanting power.

The mind has its own retina, called imagination... capable of bringing any description to life. And yours are so precise, so finely detailed, that the anecdotes, the little scenes with their characters and animals, come alive—they breathe, they’re heard (Africa sounds *loud*, especially at night... when you’re trying to sleep. 🤪)

" if it keeps going like this. I’ll let you know." Keep telling us like this, and as for the photos... don’t bother. (But do whatever you want, eh? 🙂)
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Dear Editor, dear Kola,

You inform me of your decision not to publish an expanded edition with images, citing my poor photography skills—after already refusing my request for a limited zebra-leather-bound edition. That’s a bit harsh.

I acknowledge your decision and kindly ask you to consider having a photographer accompany me on my future assignments.

Best regards,

Voyajoueur, aspiring scribbler.

P.S. Without trying to bypass your reservations—and knowing that quality standards are lower for a game—I’ll allow myself this: what does this photo represent?

P.S. 2 I’d also like to include a few extra shots outside the main text, as addenda or appendices, at my own expense.
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Yo, you posted a photo with a palm tree right in the middle of a Moroccan track: here’s a baobab in the middle of a track in Mana Pools, Zimbabwe. Your photo was probably better quality, but mine’s bigger! 🌳😉

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