Inside South Africa
FR

Translated into English.

KO Kola Globetrotter ·
From this singer... there's something of Amélie in him.

And if we said the opposite Or if we said nothing If we built the story backwards...

From this singer... there's something of Charlie in him.

It's impossible to remain in doubt—you owe it to us to investigate, return to the scene hoping to meet the artist, who would turn out to be a woman, and it would be a portrait of her husband, who...

Who would be the adversary? Between us, who would be the cleverest?
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Go back there? Again? And ask the grump about his gender identity? You want my scalp or what?!

No point debating the sex of angels when examining this (unless we consider she wears pearls and he wears leather, which would be totally retrograde). Yet, it’s the most political of all. S and A stand for South Africa (the artist’s wife confirmed it to me). From that wrestling match of a relationship, all that’s left is a broken heart. Hello... Mandela?



(If the photo is tilted, it’s because the elephant on the right is heavier and is weighing down the foundations)
Y7 Y7sag6er1 Veteran ·
the Elephant Curve?😮
KO Kola Globetrotter ·
From this wrestler’s clinch, a broken heart remains.

A beautiful image, a melancholic symbol bathed in twilight hues, and yet, in that embrace that overwhelms, can’t we also see the mark of an unbreakable bond?

L’entrompage catcheur is a desperate confrontation, a violent embrace to avoid sinking, to swing two broken fragments against each other, to reunite them into one, whose fracture will tell the story. And the scar will make it stronger...

Hello... Mandela?

I neither wanted nor could allow myself to succumb to despair. That path leads to defeat and death.
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
When the building goes Construction of two hundred and fifty new homes is underway in the township. Some residents of the historic city are worried: "They can fit two thousand people in there. And we already don’t have enough water for the gardens!" The municipality issued a reassuring statement: the goal is to decently house those who live in makeshift shelters at the back of courtyards and gardens. I went to see the construction site: twenty-five square meters total, the parents' bedroom for seven, the kids' room for four, a two-square-meter bathroom, and the rest for the living-dining-kitchen area. The small houses are spaced ten meters apart in all directions on less than ten hectares of rocky land. At least they won’t waste water on gardens. Meanwhile, on the other side of the city, a couple of doctors practicing in Cape Town are building a 450-square-meter retirement home on three hectares of fertile land. *

A matter of the heart Fifty years ago, Chris Barnard achieved a world first in South Africa: a human heart transplant. He had practiced extensively on dogs with fierce determination. Opposed to apartheid and leveraging his newfound fame, he demanded to be allowed to hire Black assistants. When the minister himself refused outright, Barnard threatened to accept one of the offers he had received in America and won the day. Later, he transplanted the heart of a white donor into a Black recipient. All hearts are red, just as bones are white. Two years after his feat, Chris, forty-seven, left his wife for another heart. Barbara’s, nineteen. No need for a transplant anymore. *

Risking it to be sure Johannesburg was suffocating him. In this sprawling city—the world’s largest man-made forest—beautiful, wild, and cruel, he felt like he was in the grip of a boa constrictor. So, Athol sought a place more suited to his condition and, defying his parents, settled in the desert. He’s long been fascinated by snakes. Here, he’s available at any hour to remove a reptile from your floor. For free, just out of love for people and these creatures that terrify them. He takes them away in a box, finds them the best spot in the desert, and releases them. He’s particularly wary of the Cape cobra, for the lightning speed of its venom, and the Puff adder for its strike. He works with his face uncovered and bare-handed. Only once in fifteen years has he been bitten. Helicopter, coma, luck: the venom (gratefully) spared him. A rare thing here, he never drinks wine. Only whisky, and only after ten p.m., when the likelihood of a call fades. His antidote. Why take such risks? To feel alive. *

What a couple! Siemon is a painter obsessed with hyenas. Hyenas he distorts across his canvases. His partner, Gabriel, is also his Pygmalion. Together, they rule the local art scene. *

Endangered species When he’s here, you’ll see him running in the mountains in the cool early hours. Wearing heavy boots, a backpack, sharp-eyed, his face carved by a machete. A dog on a short leash, a mass of muscle, a scruffy face oddly black and white. It’s his training. Along with others like him, he’s hired by reserves and parks to protect wildlife from the greed of poaching kingpins. A Kenyan might stand a chance, but certainly not a Mozambican or Zimbabwean. A white South African, he counts himself among the endangered species. On his bakkie, the sticker reads "Save a rhino, kill a poacher," but with his mom, who’s retired here to write, he’s a sweetheart. *

A little delicacy! Lying on the deck, the stars are watching me. Some already dead, they say (when science borders on mythology). True to my Havana, I smoke without shame, and between them and me, a cloud forms (the myth remains intact). Will it rain at Christmas? (If I may offer a tip to the traveler who fancies themselves a nomad in the desert and wants to enjoy a Havana. You have nothing but your knife, and the cigar is a bit dry—you’ve already used up your humidification packs to keep it at the ideal humidity. Don’t risk uncapping it dry and damaging the wrapper. Lightly lick it while giving it a slight twist, then carefully cut the few leaves at the head that were glued by the torcedoras’ saliva.) *

I brought you some veggies When invited for a drink or a braai, you at least bring a bottle of wine. Then maybe some jam, chutney, a jar of olives, or cookies. The best is if it’s homemade. Tonight, Derryn arrived with a bunch of onions and a bundle of celery from her garden. *

Mel-Anchole Cows are often poorly regarded. Here, some civilized folks suspect them of spending their lives watching trains and polluting the atmosphere. Elsewhere, they’re considered sacred. Here, they’re valued fairly: it takes ten to equal one woman. They’re beautiful, with velvet eyes, sleek and supple coats, and those horns... which you’ll wear. Here, Zulu kings only kept white ones. Here, they remain a symbol of wealth, spirituality, and political power. So you see the likely future president of South Africa posing among his herd of Anchole cattle, the largest in the country, wearing a red shirt and calfskin loafers. Yet, despite their two-meter-wide horns, they spare him. Is it because they connect him to his father, a cattle farmer in Venda before he was forced to move to Soweto? *

Worry After finishing his studies, this young man with a hipster vibe decided to raise chickens. Free-range, because it’s the only way to look them in the eyes. He sells his produce at the market but is worried: egg production is flat, feed prices are rising with the drought, and he and his wife haven’t taken a vacation in four avian generations. I finish him off by pointing out that the yolks are pale. Of course, he can’t count on the carotene from desert plants, nor any worms for them to peck at. But there’s a natural solution to reassure customers: marigold flower meal. He gives me that stupid look people attribute to chickens, imagining I’ll turn his own worries into meal. I reassure him and worry him: marigold meal is as expensive as saffron. I offer to fill in for him for a few days in the fall. He looks at me with egg-shaped eyes. I agree to a trial period. I see wings sprouting. *

December 17, 2007 That day, landing in Cape Town, the start of a strange life split between two hemispheres. 10 years (damn, already!) 9 different countries 8 mechanical breakdowns 700 books—not a desert island 60, 600, 6,000, 60,000, 600,000, 6,000,000 Africans The Big Five (and the Small Five too) 4 aces (on top of the four-leaf clover) 300,000 kilometers 2 cars (and a few borrowed ones) One question: again? Zero! I’m leaving the desert for Brittany via a layover in China (Addis Ababa).

MI Michel85200 Globetrotter ·
Just to note, these elephants are never pink...😉

michel85200
AT Atila Globetrotter ·
10 years (damn, already!)

Little player! !😉
MA Max68 Globetrotter ·
Great photos, as usual! 🙂

I just didn’t quite get the end:

One question: again? Zero! I’m leaving the desert for Brittany via a layover in China (Addis Ababa).

It’s true that Ethiopia feels very Chinese 😕. Apparently, there are 800,000 of them in Abyssinia... safe travels back to the Breton climate! 😎
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DI Diamina Globetrotter ·
Hi V....ou

I went to see the construction site: twenty-five square meters total, the parents' bedroom for seven, the kids' room for four, a two-square-meter bathroom, and the rest for the living-dining-kitchen area. The little houses are spaced ten meters apart in every direction on less than ten hectares of rocky land. At least they won’t waste water on gardens. Meanwhile, at the other end of the city, a couple of doctors working in Cape Town are building a 450-square-meter retirement home on three hectares of fertile land.

I recently read an article in Le Monde that highlighted how the inequality gap keeps growing and how these disparities are even more glaring in developing countries. Looks like South Africa is right on trend!!!

Two years after his feat, Chris, forty-seven, left his wife for another heart. Barbara’s, nineteen years old. No need for a transplant anymore.

After the heavy stuff, something lighter? Just like the news!

The cow is often poorly regarded. Here, civilized folks suspect it spends its life watching trains and polluting the atmosphere. Elsewhere, it’s considered sacred. Here, it’s valued fairly: you need ten of them for one woman.

And now we’re stirring up feminist outrage

8 mechanical breakdowns

Do you keep track of your mechanical breakdowns? Do you also count how many times you had to dig yourself out of sand or mud?

I’m leaving the desert for Brittany via a layover in China (Addis Ababa).

A few years ago, Vancouver on Canada’s Pacific coast had the same effect on me. It was already Asia!!! When we talk about tectonic plate movement, it’s nothing compared to the movement of populations!!!!! It’s through people that continents get closest!

Is your move to Brittany temporary?

Hugs!
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DI Diamina Globetrotter ·
Hey Michel,

You’re always there at just the right moment for *the* photo!!!!!😂
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MI Michel85200 Globetrotter ·
Hi there,

Couldn't help myself!

😉
michel85200
MA Magryelle Regular ·
The hearts are missing 😏
mayrig
MA Magryelle Regular ·
Hello Jean Luc, So, a trip to the Kalahari in a Defender planned to help someone in danger? Or to find a hidden bottle? Seriously, do you want to leave South Africa? For good? Yet your writing shows a real love for this country and its people🙂 As usual, I love it and read it with pleasure!
mayrig
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
@Max The Defender was sold and the house was on the market. Time to ask myself questions I’ve now found answers to: I bought a new car and took the house off the market. Karoo—live somewhere else?

@Magryelle Which country, indeed, to be closest to the issues shaking the world: economic inequality, racial questions, resource ownership. I do bodybuilding—I cultivate my alterophilia, me, a misanthrope by birth.

@Diamina

And now we’re stoking the wrath of feminists

To make it up to you, I’ll give you the diamond I just fished out in Port Nolloth.

@Michel-the-naturalist Doesn’t the color of elephants vary depending on the type of grass consumed by the observer? 😉

Coming soon (maybe)...
MA Max68 Globetrotter ·
And to the question—sedentary or nomad—have you found the answer? 😉
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AT Atila Globetrotter ·
Wouldn’t this photo have been taken in the Richtersveld? 😉
MI Michel85200 Globetrotter ·
Hi there! The (naturalist?) is heading back to South Africa for 3 weeks. A route that’s a real classic—almost retracing Ms. Atilla’s steps, just after her. Should we see some kind of South African camaraderie here? Or is it the wisdom of experience? Hope the grass has grown back by now. Glad to see the traveler’s still around! Michel
michel85200
MA Magryelle Regular ·
Prince Albert is such a beautiful little town where life seems so good! And South Africa is buzzing with unmatched potential right now, so staying a little longer... to see which way the wind will turn...
mayrig
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
A moth-eaten myth A myth conceived in another era and overtaken by the century. One you’ve worn out as much as it’s worn you out. We had to part ways, once again. At first, it was perfect—it took its lumps, it doled them out. Then it grew tired of this breakneck pace, and I grew tired of its whims. The new one looks more modest. Gone is the Empire’s arrogance, replaced by the Levant’s smoothness. Not a star’s career, but an honorable service record. I crossed North America with its cousin over a semester, on a zigzag diagonal from British Columbia to Florida, and often slept inside it. But over there, you quickly hit the limits. Now it’s time to see what it’s really made of before heading into the Kalahari’s sands or up the torrents of Lesotho. There’s no shortage of testing grounds in the Northern Cape. Namaqua Coastal is ideal for deep sand, and the secondary tracks of the Richtersveld Community Conservancy for the rough stuff. Though it lacks the joint flexibility to climb trees, it’ll live up to its name, Pathfinder—even if its plastic skirts could use a trim and it could stand a few extra centimeters of ground clearance. As for my co-pilot, she thinks it’s a considerate car. *

Until now, in the diplomatic suitcase, the traveling library rode in a shoebox: literature on the move. This time, it’s borrowing a fine wine case: literature on the zigzag. Among the good vintages, the thousand roborative pages of Microfictions 2018 (Régis Jauffret), which I’ve sliced into mille-feuille booklets and bound with reinforced tape. More flexibility in the case, and no elbow tendonitis. *

Close call Abriella, eleven years old, just set a world record. She’s the youngest person to swim from Robben Island to the mainland, fulfilling the dream of apartheid-era prisoners held there. Her brother is named Alcapone: now that’s an adventurous family. During this crossing, over 200,000 rands were raised for a Red Cross hospital serving sick children. *

The nobility of water In Cape Town, prolonged drought—and, some say, incompetence—led authorities to urge the city’s four million residents not to use more than 50 liters of water per person per day. Otherwise, the last drop from the last tap would fall in April. That Day Zero has now been pushed back to June. In this residential suburb, signs reading “Borehole,” “Boorgat,” “Own water,” or “Eie water” reassure passersby in their own language: these Babylonian gardens owe nothing to municipal water. They’re all on their own supply!

In the small town where I usually stay, we’re better off: the daily municipal water cap is 90 liters. The community set up a phone number to report wasteful citizens, guaranteeing anonymity to tipsters. Next thing you know, they’ll be rewarding them with a jerrycan of the precious stuff. The powerful borehole that once fed the English’s Versailles-like fantasies gave out after two neighbors drilled even deeper last year. Another, more modest borehole delivers a steady trickle, like a lifeline. We’ll have to cut back further on water-dependent surfaces, speed up the return to the original state. Some pioneers have already abandoned their lawns’ roots—those that tied them to Ireland, England, Holland, or Brittany. Others won’t consider changing a thing: the water lords, a few hundred people who own historic homes and benefit from “leiwater,” whose flow never weakens. This association has its own mountain intakes and distributes water to its members via open canals. You’ll see kids washing in them and neighbors scooping water for their little gardens. Beyond this tolerance, the water owners resist any interference or sharing. With every lord, dishonor is never far. *

When the moon throws him off while traveling, the homunculus thinks he’s the one who moved. He has to stop fidgeting to realize she’s the one playing games—taking off when she pleases and never rising from the same spot two nights in a row. Tonight, she’s playing peekaboo behind the intangible ficus with its thousand waxy leaves, which from my chair look like just as many stars. And the delicious gin infused with Karoo herbs has nothing to do with it. *

Fluid physics The semi-desert Namaqua is famous for blooming in spring. Less known—probably because it’s only crossable by 4x4—Namaqua Coastal is hardly less flowery and stays that way year-round thanks to moisture from the Atlantic. Sure, it’s not Holland’s tulip fields, but the succulents thrive here, and they’re beautiful plants, even without flowers. Campsites are scattered along the shore, but the south wind that rides the cold Benguela Current never lets up. Park authorities built stone circles six meters across and a meter and a half high. In the center, a spot for the fire. The wind, surprised by the obstacle, redoubles its fury inside the pitiful shelter, whipping flames in every direction. In the end, you’re roasted like a sausage twenty meters from the ocean you can no longer see, your eyes stinging from the smoke. *

Hit the road, Jack Before heading into Namibia, this German photographer boasts about learning the ropes in the Australian outback and Canada’s far north. He’s just published a photography book with an original layout and some clever design touches, but his shots are... ordinary. That’d be fine if he didn’t devote ten pages to bush survival and etiquette. He’s right to say that on tough tracks, it’s important to know exactly where your wheels are. His suggestion for practicing? On a normal track, aim for an abandoned can, elephant dung, or a forming termite mound, then check your rearview to see if you crushed it. Repeat. The problem is, kids here turn aluminum cans into survival sculptures, dung beetles feast on elephant poop, and no one taught termites the rules of the road. A Panzer. As for his colleague, a Cape Town photographer complaining about barely scraping by—cause or consequence—she’s mostly into herself and never misses an AfricaBurn, which tears through the Karoo’s silence every late April. *

Decoys and callers Safari used to mean hunting; then, as the times softened, it became a photographer’s game. The shutter hurts less than the trigger—for the hunter and the hunted. But now photographers whip out their phones, whistling recorded bird calls to lure them into the frame. Sometimes to the point of seriously disturbing them. Trophy hunters, image hunters—will there be birds who’d rather take a bullet than these permanent nuisances? (I hear some jokers use voyeur drones to violate birds’ airspace, stealing their point of view without adopting it.) *

Beef at the campsite To go with the surf on Namaqua’s coast, The Köln Concert (K. Jarrett); with the rustle of the Orange River’s little rapids in the Richtersveld, Universal Syncopations (M. Vitous); in the Cederberg’s silence, Timbuktu (A. Bouhafa), music from the eponymous film, for its gentleness despite the fury. *

From the track, the car’s headlights cast random flashes on the mountain. Time to drop anchor. *

I’d have loved to have the status of a drifter, but I walk backward like a klutz. I had to take the garage route. *

A lovebird ruffles its dorsal crest of feathers and, borrowing Aldo’s swagger, circles a female. Just as he’s about to close the deal, the dove flies off. Chagrined, the jilted suitor suddenly takes an interest in breakfast crumbs, determined not to let the shadow steal the prey. *

An all-too-ordinary evening There’s Peter, who fought in Rhodesia and later ran a business in KwaZulu-Natal before living like a refugee in his own country; John, a building contractor; Ellen, a project manager in economic cooperation handling European funds; Allan, a mathematician turned climatologist; and others. After a few drinks, black Africans get saddled with every flaw. No apparent racism—these folks are just stating facts, sharing their experiences. And they laugh about it. I slip away into the night for a doubly salvific cigarette and confide in a mixed—well, gray—cat. Some pile up handicaps: they have the flaws of the qualities they lack. *

For six days, I’ve been simmering a Karoo lamb with local herbs. For five nights, from one opportunity to the next, from salads to braais, I’ve had to host and be hosted while the lamb freezes in the fridge. What’s the point of fleeing to the desert? *
MU Muriel18 Globetrotter ·
Hello Jean-Luc

I often read you silently—so silently that I forgot to thank you for "a wildly beautiful and cruel world"... which I really enjoyed 🙂. Muriel
Si tu diffères de moi, mon frère, loin de me léser, tu m'enrichis (Saint Exupéry)
DI Diamina Globetrotter ·
Hey V...ou!!

I slip away into the night for a doubly life-saving cigarette and confide in a mixed-race cat—well, gray.

Apart from Mickael J, I don’t know any mixed-race person who’s gray!!!!! 😄

By the time they’re rewarded with a jerrycan of the precious liquid.

Good grief!!! Could water already be more valuable than black gold?

the homunculus

feces

Where on earth do you find words like that? You almost want to say "bless you!!!" 😄

Hit the road Jack

A little music in this brutal world!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Tiz6INF7I

Anyway, I’ve learned some good news since you picked up your travel journal again—you’ll keep causing trouble in South Africa for a while longer!! Awesome!!!😉

But a pathfinger instead of a def, that’s the decline!!!!🤪

To make it up to you, I’m offering you the diamond I just fished out in Port Nolloth. 

I hadn’t had the chance to tell you yet that I accept your gift. Thank you!!!

Kisses.
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RJ Rjulie95 Globetrotter ·
Thanks for all these beautiful words that let us experience another side of Africa! So you switched to the Japanese Nissan—should gain in comfort and, most importantly, reliability! 🙂
"Je suis africain, non pas parce que je suis né en Afrique, mais parce que l'Afrique est née en moi." Kwame Nkrumah.

"J'ai appris que le courage n'est pas l'absence de peur, mais la capacité de la vaincre." Nelson Mandela

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MA Max68 Globetrotter ·
A moth-eaten myth and the American sent packing?

Wasn’t there supposed to be a Jeep Wrangler Unlimited? 😏 and the FJ didn’t win you over either 😇

Pioneers have already abandoned the roots of their lawn, the ones that tied them to Brittany.

😉
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MA Magryelle Regular ·
Hi Jean Luc,

Your writing is as wonderful as ever!

Congrats to little Abriella! I’m so impressed. And if there’s any lamb left, I’d love to try some..... and that bottle you buried in the Kalahari—still there? You’re making me want to go back to Namaqualand in the right season. A spot we really loved, both inland and along the coast.
mayrig
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Nice to be back in the southern part of the continent, especially since you headed east. Glad you enjoyed that novel. It’s a phrase we hear a lot here—it's a beautiful country. We don’t emphasize the other two words in the title as much. One day, I’ll go see the gorillas... in your travel journal. 😉
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
On the other hand, a pathfinger instead of the Def, that’s the decline!!!!🤪 I hadn’t had the chance to tell you yet that I accepted your gift. Thank you!!!

Pass me your finger so I can slip the diamond I found along the way onto it. 😏 The Pathfinder won’t be my last car—unless it becomes my coffin. 🙁 I’ll bounce back. (Thanks for the background music)
DI Diamina Globetrotter ·
Pass me your finger so I can slip on the diamond I found along the way. 

So nice!!!!

The Pathfinder isn’t my last car—unless it becomes my coffin.  I’ll get another one.

Oh, come on!!! Because getting stuck with a Pathfinder is something anyone can do, but with a Defender, it’s just way cooler!!!! It’s kind of like the difference between a good hunter and a bad one!!!
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VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Definitely a gain in comfort and reliability, especially on tarmac and gravel—where we spend most of our time anyway. When I’m older, if I ever get the chance, I’d love to revisit about ten of the toughest spots I’ve crossed over the past decade in a Defender or Toyota Land Cruiser to put the Pathfinder to the test. It’d probably come back a bit worse for wear, but I’m not sure it’d leave me stranded (with a bit of cosmetic prep, of course).
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
.. and the American sent packing?

I was this close to giving in to the buff American, even though the test drives in easy conditions hadn’t blown me away. But the spec sheet was as long as a day’s hike since it had to avoid all the Defender’s flaws. On top of that, in neighboring countries there’s often only one Jeep dealership, its modular roof is fun but not great for carrying gear, and the interior space isn’t amazing (same issue with the FJ Cruiser we’d talked about).

The Rubicon version is tempting and just as capable as the Defender in tough conditions, but when I had to admit the car was collecting dust through the tailgate, my co-pilot saw… red.

I’m not married to this one—we’ll see what the future Defender can do. We already know it’ll be more civilized than its predecessor but also more sophisticated and expensive.

I’ve got a South African buddy selling an old HDJ80, the one coveted by adventurers worldwide, but it’d need a full overhaul, and I’m no mechanic (of course, you’ll tell me it never breaks down).
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Thanks for the compliment, Magryelle. Want me to grill a piece of lamb in the Kalahari when I go pick up that bottle of Sarabande? I’ll pack it in a tightly woven basket of acacia thorns—because competition. While cooking local ingredients is a pleasure everywhere, some regions have more to offer than others. Here, abundance isn’t the norm, but the ingredients carry the essence of the place. The lamb isn’t fatty, and since it’s on the menu, it’s infused with aromatic herbs. The peaches are sun-dried, and the garlic heads are small but flavorful.
MA Magryelle Regular ·
When are you heading back to the Kalahari? It’s true you’re practically there already... We might head back to southern Algeria before returning to the Kalahari, but the wine will only get better with time ;)
mayrig
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Lesotho solo

The forecasters are predicting a week of continuous rain and storms with over an 80% probability. If it's anything like Brittany, where their colleagues tend to underestimate rainfall and overestimate sunshine hours, I should be in for a treat. Rain soaks the character too. It's the perfect time to get up close to the machinery and see if it's possible to improve how it works. Shut some valves in the Mountain Kingdom, open a few in the Karoo. Back when the Earth was flat, it was simpler: you just had to tilt it a few degrees to the west.

From home to the foothills of Lesotho, I knit together eight hundred kilometers of backroads along the 32nd parallel south. The vegetation cover shifts from brown to blond and turns green. Conifers, gum trees, alders, and poplars replace the acacias. Sheep become rarer while cows and horses appear. On the road signs, the kudu has turned bovine. In the fields, ponds overflow, and rivers run full. Faces darken.

Xhosa homesteads dot the landscape. Some are old, others modern, and many are abandoned mid-construction. The poorest live in corrugated iron, but it's new corrugated iron. I spend the night by a river determined enough to keep moving forward and spare me the relentless surf, fast enough not to host a frog concert, and inhospitable enough to keep crocodiles, hippos, and certainly sharks at bay: the Orange River, whose source I’ll be on familiar terms with in a few days.

Before entering Lesotho, I’d planned to take Joubert’s Pass, but the locals down here tell me it’s been half washed away by storms, and I wouldn’t reach the top. They were right... without a Defender.

Lesotho is Austrian green. Only the durum wheat and sweet corn are still blond—better days are needed to harvest them. Women have left the terraced fields; only shepherds run through the mountains, drenched to the bone like the land itself. Landslides sometimes cover the tracks and even the new roads, like a reminder. No one seems to care: there’s still room for donkeys and horses to pass.

I follow the Orange River before it leaves Lesotho. It’s still the Senqu River here, but it’s as wide as it will be at its mouth, a thousand miles later. In the meantime, South Africans will have exploited it as much as possible. I have a soft spot for this river, which starts in one of the continent’s poorest countries and saves many regions of the richest. The source springs among diamond mines, and the mouth pours cargos of carats into the Atlantic—I wonder if they’re the same. If so, they should be kept at home.

The road climbs relentlessly. At 2000 meters, visibility is reduced to nothing, no tracks on the ground, no signs, no guardrails, though the precipice is very much there. I have to crawl at ten kilometers an hour. The pass is at 2400 meters; I reach it in an hour after dodging two minibus taxis.

Ahead of me, a woman walks along the muddy track, balancing an enormous bundle on her head and carrying shearing scissors. She’s wearing leopard-print plastic boots, and a blanket wrapped around her waist peeks out from under a worn jacket. She motions for me to stop, leans into the window, and asks for a ride to her home. She smells strong, but my rolling den no longer smells like synthetic roses. Her village is a two-hour walk away, a fifteen-minute drive. No nose plugs, no seat cushions—let’s go! She’s returning from a cousin’s place, where she sheared a few sheep, and is carrying the fruits of her labor on her head. Her hair is naturally curly, but she’s not the type to straighten it—she doesn’t even know what France is, let alone Paris. That says it all! The scent of damp wool fills the cabin. Lydia wants to exchange phone numbers and insists on inviting me to her home. It’s a rare offer here, but I have to decline. Night is falling, and the lodge I hope to find with its doors open is still far away.

By the side of the track, five men surround a smoking carcass. The horse broke a foreleg and was put down on the spot. It’s already skinned, the pile of guts pulled out. They’re butchering it. No, guys, my car isn’t licensed to transport meat. And no thanks, a horse haunch would be too much for one man.

The lodge is open, and I’ll be its only guest tonight. His Majesty the King of Lesotho and his entourage stayed here last weekend. These are people of good taste, not snobs, choosing my favorite address in their tiny kingdom. Though I lack an entourage, the manager gives me the royal pavilion—the only one with a fireplace. It won’t be a luxury tonight. Tomorrow, I’ll drive her to the capital.

Just to be sure, I’d stopped at Semonkong Lodge. Too full of tourists. Some were returning from the falls, more crowded than ever, while others were dreading them and carrying pepper spray before a horseback ride. If you encounter more than twenty tourists in the same place in Lesotho, you’re probably at Semonkong Lodge, Malealea Lodge, or Sani Pass.

It hasn’t rained this late in the season for years in a country already generously watered. Everything is soaked, oozing, and dripping. The new roads are clogged with mudslides and rockfalls. Some sections threaten to give way. Secondary dirt and gravel tracks sometimes exist only as traces. In these conditions, the road to Kao Mine will be a chance to test the limits of the crew. Mud, ravines, washed-away fords that you cross by dancing on the stones—the challenges are varied. After catching my breath following a chaotic river crossing, an old horseman scolds me in his language, urging me to hurry up and restore the place. Three well-dressed women—those who only have one outfit for going out—take off their shoes, roll up their trousers, and cross on foot. I expected to leave some feathers, maybe even a wing, but the Pathfinder comes out intact, not a single adornment missing. It took us five hours for about sixty kilometers. Sure, the automatic transmission doesn’t have a three-digit IQ, and the accelerator pedal’s sensitivity is like that of an over-tanned mule. Let’s just say on this terrain, the Defender is a gazelle, and the Pathfinder is a stubborn calf—but with low gears, a differential lock, and off-road tires, the car balks but gets the job done.

I’d planned to continue on the track to Sehlabathebe National Park, but without even trying, I can tell the wet area after Sehonghong will be impassable.

The road from Mokhotlong to Sani Pass, built and paved three years ago, leading locals from nowhere to nowhere, hasn’t been spared. The Chinese have plastered it with signs warning of curves or that the road is slippery when wet. Some even warn of a slope over three hundred meters. In Lesotho, it’s amusing. As long as there’s room for a car to pass, rockfalls stay put but are marked with a white paint stroke. Let’s hope they get red paint before the snow arrives.

After a break at the highest pub in Africa, I start the descent of Sani Pass. Only the last two kilometers before the summit were delicate. Now it’s eight. Years of work have been washed away. A white tortoise moves at a snail’s pace, and I nearly run it over coming out of one of the first hairpin turns. It’s a city Volvo, even if it’s AWD. After a flat tire, they had to replace a front wheel with what was available: a space-saver spare! For a brand that prides itself on safety, that’s criminally careless. At the South African police post, before stamping my passport, the officer asks if I’d be willing to take a few colleagues down to the valley. How could I refuse? I’m now under good escort with these three Zulus. They assure me Sani Pass won’t be paved for another five years. Yet work has begun on the lower section. Hundreds of workers and a few machines are widening the passage and building bridges. This mythical track is coming to an end.

On the way back, I cross the former Transkei, one of those territories called Bantustans where white South Africans strongly encouraged others to regroup in exchange for a certain autonomy. It was about separate development—apartheid, whose real goal was to eventually ensure no Black person would be a South African citizen. Here, it was for the Xhosas, Mandela’s ethnic group. The hills are pockmarked with colorful homes without any more urban planning than a termite colony. On the main roads, which are fenced off from communal fields, the speed limit is 120 km/h, but there’s as much livestock on the shoulders as behind the barbed wire. It’s pouring rain; I’ve already dodged sheep and jousted with a cow, but then a ewe decides at the last second to see if the grass is greener on the other side of the road. Killed on the spot, and the bumper is dented. This isn’t Lesotho.

Just before Queenstown, I cross a border erased from maps but not from landscapes or minds. The sky clears, the rain stops, and I’m on the edge of the Karoo. Sheep are behind fences, and the landscape returns to what it’s always been, except for a farmhouse here and there in the distance.
SL Slpb56 Regular ·
Hi Jean Luc I just finished reading your post out loud, and even though my partner and I are crossing the loooonnnng Belgian plains, we found ourselves transported to Lesotho for the duration of the read. My sweetheart said: "Quick, let’s go back to Sani Pass!" ... for now, we’re heading back to Vannes. That’s nice too! And Africa is in October, so patience. Happy travels, Sylvie
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ZA Zabazou ·
So great to be back with "Inside South Africa" after that (way too long) break, and thanks again for not swapping those lived moments for gardening.
Ghislaine
Y7 Y7sag6er1 Veteran ·
Hi there! Oh, Lesotho... Lesotho, the green Austria, with the sweaty wool of sheep, leopard-print boots, so much water everywhere, our poor shepherds, and the kids—do they go to school? But wait, you in a Pathfinder???😕 Did you close the valves in Lesotho? Sala antle and thanks for your stories... They go down like milk (or rather, like a Maluti beer)😉
MA Max68 Globetrotter ·
Hello l'Africain,

Thanks for taking us along on this journey through these far-off lands! 😛 🙂

And like Yabazou said:

Thanks again for not sacrificing those lived moments for gardening.

😉
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BL Bluequark Veteran ·
Hi there,

Thanks for this walk. I dream of Lesotho.
Bluequark

Carnets : Namibie, Laos-Perhentias-BKK, Ouest US, Lanzarote, New-York, Berlin, Cuba, Bardenas Reales, AFS -Lesotho-Swaziland, Japon et le dernier né Colombie: https://voyageforum.com/discussion/ete-2017-trois-semaines-en-colmobie-en-famille-d10108246/
Y7 Y7sag6er1 Veteran ·
yes!! go for it!!!!!!!!!!!!
BL Bluequark Veteran ·
Yes, we went there for a few days during a trip to South Africa, and ever since, I’ve been dreaming of going back.
Bluequark

Carnets : Namibie, Laos-Perhentias-BKK, Ouest US, Lanzarote, New-York, Berlin, Cuba, Bardenas Reales, AFS -Lesotho-Swaziland, Japon et le dernier né Colombie: https://voyageforum.com/discussion/ete-2017-trois-semaines-en-colmobie-en-famille-d10108246/
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Reading "A Road Trip Around Lesotho" while crossing the flatlands: a rollercoaster effect?
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
... and thanks again for not sacrificing those lived moments for gardening.

My Co’s character is pretty tough as it is. So I’d left her in charge of watering the succulents with the back of a moka spoon.

But I can tell you miss the days when, as a whimsical foot soldier, I’d charge a herd of buffalo at Mana Pools. The days when I’d tango with elephants and do the breaststroke in Lake Malawi. When you preferred the endless sands of the Kalahari and leapfrog games on the rivers of the Wild Coast. Want me to tell you something? Me neither.
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Wait, you in a Pathfinder???😕

The car, the tires, and the driver: that’s what counts for going where pedestrians go—unless they start climbing. And when the mechanics hit their limits, the driver pushes theirs. I’d bet a case of Maluti that with the Pathfinder, you’d go wherever your 300GD takes you—in the Adrar or at the Banc d'Arguin. After that, on the Route de l'Espoir, I’d leave you in the dust.

I’ll admit that for some trips, the Pathfinder isn’t as capable as the Defender—guess I’ll have to come up with other arguments. 😇

Nah, the kids weren’t in school. Your little princes were still stuck on the side of the road after the royal convoy passed.
MI Michel85200 Globetrotter ·
Where to read in English "the worst trips by tourists in Southern Africa"

Several passages about Lesotho... with 4 meters of snow!

Best,

Michel
michel85200
Y7 Y7sag6er1 Veteran ·
alright, come lose me on the Road of Hope—I’ve got so many friends there and so much tea to drink!!😉 bring your Malutis because if I take you into the Tagant or the Assaba, things are gonna get real. You driving a 4x4 all the way or not? which dune am I waiting for you on?😎
Y7 Y7sag6er1 Veteran ·
hey Voyajou! about the Route of Hope; http://cridem.org/C_Info.php?article=710241 😕
HE Herikles Globetrotter ·
The cars 😎😏 all look the same. 😉
Les concours photos VF
AT Atila Globetrotter ·
Wishing you the most surprising paths with your new steed. 😉
DI Diamina Globetrotter ·
Hey V....ou,

Seriously, do you have a globe with animal pictures on it? Where’d you buy that?
Nord Chili, NOA, Sud Lipez, La Paz août 2012 https://voyageforum.com/forum/mois_dans_andes_peripeties_en_altitude_D5526293/ Apologie du southwest en hiver https://voyageforum.com/forum/apologie_sud-ouest_etats-unis_en_hiver_D5851267/ Impressions d'Afrique et de Namibie
DO Dolma Globetrotter ·
I’m tiptoeing into the midst of the Africaddicts, 4x4addicts, and other déliraddicts 😉 wondering if I’m about to get lynched for being so clueless about Africa, cars, and wild adventures. Oh well! Here goes nothing!

It seems to me we don’t say it enough—you can simply take real pleasure in reading beautifully written texts that paint a picture better than any image and invite you to travel, whether you actually go or not.

That’s the reading pleasure you’ve given me with your words, so thank you, thank you, thank you...

Dolma 🙂
un chemin et la caresse du vent, alors je pars en voyage...
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
I dream of Lesotho.

With our dreams as our only luggage...

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