Off on an adventure in China!
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BI
October 9 - Day 1

There’s an old Chinese proverb I particularly like: "Dú wán juán shù, búrú xing wán li lú." In slightly more familiar terms, it means you always learn more by traveling ten thousand miles than by reading ten thousand books. And I’m the perfect guy for this because, first, I don’t have time to read ten thousand books about our new destination... And second, the proverb is literally made in our new adventure playground: China!

China... or should I say, "Paradox-land"! A country we see everywhere—on the news or on the "Made in China" labels of half the objects around us—but one we actually know very little about. A country hurtling toward the future while still casually chatting with its rich past. A country that, through our Western lens, seems uniform and just filled with Chinese people who all look alike, yet reveals an incredible cultural, natural, demographic, and culinary diversity as soon as you dig a little deeper. A country with a reputation for being logistically tricky for solo travelers, yet where you can book public toilets on your smartphone. In short, a delightful mess of disorienting contradictions—and, of course, a destination that was bound to charm our wandering soles for a while.

That "while" will be two weeks... And the "we," since I wanted the best in the world to join me, will be Flo and me in this backpacking duo stamped with wanderlust! Just the two of us for two weeks to explore a tiny part of this continent-sized country, trying to understand how old wooden stilt houses coexist in the middle of futuristic skyscrapers glowing with lights, tasting all the weird and wonderful things that come our way, and—incidentally—covering the famous ten thousand kilometers from our proverb.

Well... we’ll probably cover a little less than that, but enough to let us write our own travel journal instead of reading others’... Because you know us—between living our lives watching others live theirs by reading ten thousand books, or writing our own by truly roaming the world, we’ve long since chosen our side! And you, who’s reading this—team book or team live?
AL Almakaja81 ·
Live team, I'm boarding!
AT Attila Globetrotter ·
Team, read the travel journal...😛
HO Holigirl Veteran ·
Team liv/res 😉
JO Jojoone1 Globetrotter ·
Yeah, for you who’s read San Antonio and traveled more kilometers than there are words in his books, let’s just say we’re gonna follow your lead—like the donkey chasing the carrot. 😉
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Yeah, for you who’s read San Antonio and traveled more kilometers than there are words in his books, we’ll say we’re following you, like the donkey chasing the carrot. 😉

Thanks, I love the comparison!
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
October 10 - Day 2

It’s five in the morning, Beijing is waking up... Two hours on the road to Brussels Airport, a nine-hour direct flight, three hours of jet lag in each eye, two patchy hours of sleep, an hour in a taxi to drop our backpacks at the hotel door... After stringing together hours like cultural pearls, the elastic on our thongs is starting to snap. So much so that some smart aleck takes the chance to hit us with the first dilemma of our adventure: Imagine our bed is trying to seduce us with passion and no foreplay... "Sorry, hot stuff, but I’m not that kind of girl! So cool your hormones and we’ll catch up tonight, okay? China’s got a whole wad of discovery tickets in its cash drawer, and our 'Beijing Express' mode adventure means we’ve got to pull off a heist this morning!" The bed can wait...

With our best "lost bread" faces, our first few hundred meters on foot through the streets of this Beijing megacity catapult us into a parallel world. In just five minutes, we pass more people than we did in our entire two weeks in Namibia last April! The signs, the morning tai-chi outfits in the middle of the street, the road signs, the sound of the language, the car brands... Nothing looks or sounds even remotely like what we’re used to back in our beloved Ardennes. Nothing gives our brain that little familiar anchor to cling to. Our comfort zone just officially caught the first flight back to France!



Tiananmen Square. Ah, now that’s something we recognize! Our minds immediately picture that young student from 1989 standing up to the Chinese army’s tanks right here on this square! As for our eyes, they’re drawn to that everlasting, megalomaniacal portrait of Mao Zedong looking down on us mere mortals...





Then, around a corner, we spot roofs with curved lines, monumental gates, vast courtyards, yellow, red, and—most of all—for us lucky, cheeky travelers, a feeling of stepping back to the future. "Great Scott! We’ve been thrown back centuries! Where on earth have we landed, Marty?... Doc, we’re right in the heart of Beijing’s famous Forbidden City!"



As its name suggests, the Forbidden City was, for centuries, locked up tight for regular folks like us. Behind its secret walls, it was the personal residence of a succession of 24 emperors, their families, their hordes of concubines, and their courts—all the sole tenants of this cozy 9,999-room pad, fully furnished, high ceilings, central heating, bright, and with affordable rent... Sometimes happiness is in the simple things, right?...



Oh, and why not a nice round number like 10,000?... Simply because heaven has exactly 10,000 rooms, and that privilege is reserved for the gods! "You don’t mix stamps and napkins, dear emperor!"









BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Day 2 (continued)



Anyway, after being banned for nearly five centuries, we were finally allowed to push open that door! And now, the hardest part is going to be leaving! We move forward, we walk... and it just never ends! One door hides another, one courtyard follows another, one palace gives way to... a string of even bigger palaces, always taller, always more beautiful...







And here, everything is aligned, square, symmetrical, orderly. After three hours of wandering, we almost catch ourselves wanting to fix our hair or tuck in our travel-worn T-shirt before entering a new courtyard...

Don’t throw any more at us—you get it, we absolutely loved it! Same goes for the view of this imperial maze from the top of Jingshan Park’s hill next door! Next!



Oops, the next part is far less imperial since it’s featured in my upcoming book *Our Tribulations in China and the Logistical Challenges That Come With It – Volume 1*. I think I mentioned yesterday in the intro that we were landing in another world where life would be abundant... Well, that wasn’t just a literary flourish. Because this is real, raw stuff! Here, many of the tools from your Western daily life are either incompatible or banned by the regime. Goodbye WhatsApp, Google Maps, Facebook, YouTube, and the whole gang! Your credit card? Early retirement—swap that plastic relic for Chinese payment apps on your smartphone. And your etiquette rules? You can forget those too! Here, you spit in the street with conviction, burp proudly for everyone to hear, and it’s considered good form to compete in gastronomic sound effects with your table neighbors! Oh, and I almost forgot—your power banks for your phone? You’re also asked to leave those at the coat check. Yes, even if they were made in China!... All this ranting to say we’re now on the hunt for power banks approved by the People’s Republic of China to avoid running out of battery.

Well, yeah, because without a battery in China, you can’t pay, you can’t translate, you can’t book, you can’t communicate, you can’t find your way... Okay, fine, the old-school way, you can still ask for directions, but since no one here speaks English and my Mandarin is limited to *Ni hao* (hello) and *Xièxie* (thank you), the conversation isn’t likely to be very fruitful. In short, in China, at 10% battery, you’re a man on borrowed time. At zero, you’re dead!!!





Phew, after an hour of pounding the pavement, hallelujah, purchase made—the trip can go on! And it continues in the hutongs of the Shichahai district. Yanda Byway, Gulou, the team approves! A true Asian street vibe, a lake for a romantic stroll, the Drum Tower, little food stalls...





Ahhh, Chinese food... I’m not going to dive into a Joël Robuchon-style recipe book, but I’ll still put a little delight in your sights: *dòushā sū*, flaky pastries filled with red bean paste and toasted sesame. Perfect for digesting this day while making love to our bed for a few hours... It’s earned it, hasn’t it?
MU Muriel18 Globetrotter ·
Here we go, as always, at full speed! 😎 I'm definitely up for this complete change of scenery.
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Here we go again, full speed ahead! 😎I'm definitely up for this total change of scenery.

The years go by and show on our faces, but the urge and style of adventure stay the same! 😛

Afterwards, people often tell us we travel at breakneck speed, but I don’t feel that way when we’re there. Sure, we get up early to make the most of each day, and yeah, we often get itchy feet once we feel we’ve seen enough, but we’re not exactly running around either...
LA Larri Veteran ·
Hi Franck,

As always, you hook us from the very first line, and all we can think about is following you to the end of your journey with delight!
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Hi Franck,

As always, you sweep us up from your very first line, and all we can think about is following you to the end of your journey with delight!

Thanks, Jean-Claude, for your encouraging words about what’s next! New post tomorrow!
SO Solene40 Globetrotter ·
If I dared, I’d spoil your travel journal, Franck 😄. Though we haven’t seen the end on FB yet 😅
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
If I dared, I’d spoil your travel journal, Franck 😄. Though we haven’t seen the end on FB yet 😅

;) And what would you say? ... that there are more photos over there than here?
FR Fredbibi88 ·
😄 Still a delight to read you. Listening to you, I wonder if you went on vacation or filmed a documentary for National Geographic! Good night 😏 Thanks Franck
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Always a delight to read you. Listening to you, we wonder if you went on vacation or filmed a documentary for National Geographic! Good night Thanks Franck

Hey Fred! Newly created account and your first message is for me! What an honor 😎 Thanks for your message and welcome to VF... and to my Chinese travel journal! Should I take it you’ve already read some others?
RO Rouquine38 Globetrotter ·
Even though I've already seen a good chunk of this adventure, I love reading your posts on VF 😄
RO Rouquine38 Globetrotter ·
If I dared, I’d spoil your travel journal, Franck 😄. Though we haven’t seen the end on FB yet 😅

😉 And what would you say? ... that there are more photos over there than here?

Yes, but knowing how to choose the right photos is a great exercise 😅
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
Even though I’ve already seen a good chunk of this adventure, I love reading your posts on VF 😊

Reading it a second time? :P The next part... is now (here and on FB, but not the same next part )
BI Bibouns51 Globetrotter ·
October 11 - Day 3

But actually, what was that sesame seed on our bowl of noodles that really pushed us to dive into this Chinese menu? If I managed to marinate you in soy sauce for two days before spilling the tofu, it wasn’t out of sadism. It’s just that I wanted to simmer the suspense on low heat in a good spicy broth until it was just right. And now it is! We’re leaving our room at six in the morning for a little stroll in the park next to our guesthouse, and I promise, I’ll lift the wok lid right after!

Okay, to be honest, Tiantan Park isn’t exactly the neighborhood square where you walk Fido between two dog poops and three public benches. Scattered across this green lung of Beijing, you’ll find the Circular Altar, the Imperial Vault of Heaven, and above all, the Hall of Prayer for Good Harvests. And let me tell you, they did what it took to get those good harvests! I’d obviously seen this temple in photos over and over, but still, what they call the "Temple of Heaven" literally glued us to our shoes!









Alright, enough prayers for harvests! It’s not exactly to check the yield rate of Chinese rice that we migrated all the way to the Middle Kingdom. The real main course, the one that’s been making us drool for months, is two hours north by road. And in terms of measurements, we’re talking top model: 21,196 kilometers on the odometer, one of the seven new wonders of the world, not to mention a few centuries of history etched into its stones! You’ve got it—we’re done with the Chinese puzzles, we’re putting away the chopsticks, and we’re lacing up our hiking shoes for the Great Wall of China!

If you’re a Western tourist in China, visiting the Great Wall is a must! If you’re even a little sporty, if you don’t get vertigo, if you’re not allergic to Chinese noodles, and if you’re not afraid of sleeping in a Beijing prison, then experiencing the Great Wall is a must! Canal+ decoder activated!

Actually, from Beijing, it’s super easy to reach sections of the wall set up for tourists. The package is well-oiled: you come by bus, you go up by chairlift, you take your little tour among the selfie sticks, you come back down to the parking lot via a toboggan where you grab a tray of churros. Yes, yes—if you bought the VIP package, the toboggan is definitely an option!

And then there’s another possibility: getting to more remote areas on your own, places that aren’t set up, or even abandoned to the ravages of time! There, you embark on a full-day trek with your thighs as your only currency. And if your dreams don’t scare you, it’s because they’re not big enough! That’s exactly the story of Franck and Flo, two compulsive adventurers we’ll now call Bernard and Bianca to protect their anonymity. They decided to push the limits by staying two days for a twenty-kilometer route with thirty kilos on their backs to share. Climbs and descents to hug the mountain and its beautiful curves. And as a bonus, a night under the stars on the back of this great stone serpent, with a 100% historic monument mattress guaranteed! But then, why the Beijing prison story, you might ask? Well, quite simply because Mao didn’t exactly give them his approval to camp on his Great Wall! A bit of whimsy not 100% approved by the authorities! That’s why they prefer to stay anonymous...











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