An 80-Day Tour of Southern Africa
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LA Lacalo Globetrotter ·
Love this photo! I especially like that teeny-tiiiiiny sign at the foot of the huuuuuge tree—just in case we might’ve missed it… 😏 Those Zimbabwean cops think of everything… 😎
" Nous ne saurons jamais tout le bien qu'un simple sourire peut être capable de faire." Mère Teresa
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
If they reinvest the fines in solar panels, they could do a lot! Next up with the fines: crossing Zimbabwe from north to east, a few roadblocks but no fines. Then comes the last roadblock, 500 meters before the Mozambique border, run by pros in case we might leave them a little souvenir. "Do you have the two red warning triangles? The two yellow vests?" "Yes, ma'am!" I climb onto the roof and pull the requested items out of the bag. Disappointed, she tries: "And the fire extinguisher?" "Yes, ma'am, come see here—it’s fixed behind the driver’s seat." Needless to say, few local vehicles are likely equipped with these items. Bye, bye!
LA Lacalo Globetrotter ·
Because they ask for that over there too??? Just like here! !😎
" Nous ne saurons jamais tout le bien qu'un simple sourire peut être capable de faire." Mère Teresa
KI Kinousam Veteran ·
Yeah, what does your photo show? Is it a wasp nest or a hornet nest? We can’t really tell the scale, and the cells aren’t super regular, but oh well... I’ll post one I found in a cypress tree—same color as the pinecone it was sitting on—but I’ve seen others that look more mineral-like, like the rocks in the area.

Otherwise... fossilized sponge? Is it mineral or plant-based, by the way???

Anyway... a photo to get the brainstorming going again!
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PI Pierre77N Globetrotter ·
Hi Jean-Luc, A coral skeleton in Moz?
CH Chris06 Veteran ·
If they reinvest the fines in road signs, they’ll have plenty to work with! Next up with the fines: crossing northern to eastern Zimbabwe, a few roadblocks but no fine. Then comes the last roadblock, 500 meters before the Mozambique border, run by pros in case we might leave them a little souvenir. Do you have the two red warning triangles? The two yellow vests? Yes, ma’am! I climb onto the roof and pull the requested items out of the bag. Disappointed, she tries: And the fire extinguisher? Yes, ma’am, come see here—it’s fixed behind the driver’s seat. Needless to say, probably few local vehicles are equipped with these devices. Bye, bye!

Haha, we got the same treatment last year at the exact same spot, just before the Machipanda border...

Needless to say, in Zimbabwe, we didn’t understand a single word of English, Portuguese, or anything else—just basic French like "hello," "thank you," and "what." We didn’t even know what "extintore" meant—hilarious for a firefighter... So after staring blankly at each other for 10 minutes without understanding, they finally waved us through.

But we dodged the stickers! They tried to sell us some at the Beitbridge border post, but seeing the scam—$5 per sticker (and you need 4)—we refused... and stuck on 4 pieces of gray tape instead.
chris06
KO Kola Globetrotter ·
What does this photo represent?

... Normal synapses

... Synapses of a budding scribbler... dried out by the sun, dust, fatigue, and lack of sleep (because Africa is noisy at night...)

... come on, pick up your pen again! 🙂
NA Nammanu Veteran ·
Hello,

Thanks for the story!

For the photo, I think there’s a clue. A blade of green grass in the cells. So I’d say it grows on the ground—maybe a mushroom?

Emmanuel
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Is it mineral or plant-based, by the way???

Animal, Christine! For scale, let's say what’s in the photo measures about 30x30 cm.
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Hello Pierre, I figured that posting this from Mozambique, I’d get this likely response, but this morning at 5:30, swimming in the Indian Ocean, I didn’t see anything like that.
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Hey Chris, We're in Mozambique and I still don’t have the yellow and blue triangle on the front bumper; weirdly, no one was selling them at the border this year. I think it’s not going to be easy to find. In Mutare, I told my co-driver about your misadventure, and as a result, we took refuge in the mountains (more on that later).
LA Lacalo Globetrotter ·
Hi there, 🙂

Is this a piece of coral?
" Nous ne saurons jamais tout le bien qu'un simple sourire peut être capable de faire." Mère Teresa
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Edit March 3: The reply below was addressed to the author of a post that has since been deleted.

I’d love for you to walk beside me in Makgadikgadi or Mana Pools—I’d be curious to see how you’d handle it. In this photo, we’re on foot, alone, and without a guide, just 30 meters from the watering hole (I’ve got a big 4x4 but a tiny zoom!)
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Hey Emmanuel,

The blade of grass might’ve landed after; it’s not a mushroom and it doesn’t really grow—at least not in the way you mean. 🙂
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Nope, Yo, it doesn't usually come from the sea, even though you can find some in estuaries.
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Synapses of a budding scribbler... dried out by the sun

I had a feeling that the little clearing appearing on top of my head was a weak spot: off to put on a hat. I don’t think those are synapses, but you’re on the right track.

... come on, pick up your pen! 🙂

You’re even making me work on the weekend?😉 This afternoon, if lunch behaves, I’ll send it.
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Hey Eric, here's a photo from here (Mana Pools NP garage) for you since you've been there. Land Rover never die
NA Nammanu Veteran ·
I know!!!!

These are cigarette butts from which a dung beetle removed the remaining tobacco to make chewable pellets. They were then collected by termites who thought, "If we're building with paper, we might as well recycle."

So, it's a new-age termite mound. Not satisfied with the rather impractical result, they sublet it to worms, who don’t care since they can’t see anything anyway.

Well, that wasn’t easy.

What do I win?
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Franck, those who, like you, appreciate the local sense of humor will love this playful recycling. 😏
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
😏😏😏! Manu, we said: no Windhoek (local beer) in the morning!😠 Clearly, your imagination is now fueled by the local vibe.😎

What do I get out of it?

The pleasure of making me laugh my head off—isn’t that enough?😇
KR Krikri6792 Globetrotter ·
Without trying to bypass your reservations and knowing that for a game the quality requirement is lower, I’ll allow myself this: what does this photo represent?

Interesting little riddle of yours... 😉

Got any ideas? 😮

Nope, none at all... just trying to move things along 😛😏

Alright, I’m out 😎... See ya!

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RJ Rjulie95 Globetrotter ·
Franck, those who, like you, are attuned to the local sense of humor will appreciate this mischievous twist.😏

Excellent!

As for the riddle, no clue at all
"Je suis africain, non pas parce que je suis né en Afrique, mais parce que l'Afrique est née en moi." Kwame Nkrumah.

"J'ai appris que le courage n'est pas l'absence de peur, mais la capacité de la vaincre." Nelson Mandela

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LA Lacalo Globetrotter ·
Yeah, maybe a termite mound...
" Nous ne saurons jamais tout le bien qu'un simple sourire peut être capable de faire." Mère Teresa
PI Pierre77N Globetrotter ·
A bone dried out and eroded by the elements?
KO Kola Globetrotter ·
A fossilized or micro-calcified anatomical part (alveoli, gills) of a giANT animal? (That smoked a lot? 🤪)
FR Francky4 Veteran ·
Franck, those of you who, like him, appreciate local humor will love this playful recycling.😏

It’s true—I just love the "eco-friendly by nature" common sense of African recycling...;-)

This 2CV is so well recycled..!

Keep up the good work! F
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FR Francky4 Veteran ·
I think you’re better than these primate rants. 😛

If you want to be worthy of the lions, the flora, and the fauna you see, you’ve got to see them honestly and fairly—or stay home! I invite you to walk by my side in Makgadigadi or Mana Pools; I’d be curious to see how you behave. In this photo, we’re on foot, alone, and without a guide, just 30 meters from the watering hole (I’ve got a big 4x4 but a tiny zoom!)

Man, you’re going soft these days. I’m surprised you didn’t ask if the boat in his avatar was powered by his flippers…!

;-)

That weird photo—I’ve seen that thing in a "walking game" before, but I don’t remember the expert’s explanation. I think it’s an abandoned insect nest.

Franck
Tanzanie-2010 Kawaza Village Botswana : https://voyageforum.com/v.f?post=2037270
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Thanks for the expansion, Christine, but you could’ve racked your brain a bit more! 😏 No, Lacalo, those cells housed something other than termites. Dried out, Pierre, and eroded—yes! A big Kola animal, yes, one that sometimes erupts in anger. You weren’t far off last night, and maybe it was even the right word? And Franck, if the place is abandoned, it’s not because of insects.

Thanks for playing! It’s the inside of a hippopotamus skull (Kennedy Camp in Hwange):



So no one won the prize! 😏

VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
The Spirit of the Place

Ever since we left Harare, the capital of Zimbabwe, we hadn’t seen a single campsite. As we turned onto a secondary road in the Eastern Highlands, the landscape changed above 1,600 meters—the dense vegetation gave way to rock, and we spotted a rocky outcrop that, once navigated, revealed an ideal esplanade for bivouacking.

There were traces of various fires, which we assumed were left by travelers who had come before us. A full-moon night fell over a damp fire.

Voices and a red dot moved along the edge of the plateau before suddenly heading toward us. A very gentle man, accompanied by a child dressed in a white cape, approached the fire. We chatted for a moment, and he assured us we could stay—that we weren’t disturbing anyone. The red dot he carried was a torch, which he used to light his own fire fifty meters away, where they would spend the night.

Female voices and laughter erupted in the opposite direction, and the torch returned to light a meager fire for them. We paid a courtesy visit to this new campsite, bearing a pack of cookies: three women and three children, all dressed in white from head to toe, were also spending the night there to pray. Why pray here? Because this is *exactly* where they needed to pray! We suddenly felt like sacrilegious intruders, but they confirmed we could stay. The night was filled with whispers, incantations, or chants—who knows?

At 5:30 AM, nearby voices alerted us: the women and children were there, shivering in the rain, trying to relight our drowned fire. When I stepped out, they said they were hungry. Our emergency supplies, which hadn’t been needed in the desert, finally found their purpose that morning.

After everyone had eaten their fill—like never before—the mother began washing the three children, who swapped their rags for crumpled school uniforms from a bag. They set off on foot toward a school an hour’s walk away, a chocolate bar in their pocket.

I don’t know what they were hoping for from their prayers or if they felt they’d been even slightly answered. But we, mere heathens who had sensed the spirit of the place, thanked it for this gift from the heavens.

Help!

At Hivu Guest Farm in the Bvumba Mountains, towering 1,700 meters above Mutare, Zimbabwe’s second-largest city, we thought we’d found the holy grail: a tiny campsite below the guesthouse parking lot but overlooking a terraced nursery cascading down to a small lake, with a clear view of the mountains of Mozambique—all for the best price in the country: sixteen dollars.

Then one, then two, then four brand-new white Toyotas bristling with radio antennas and bearing the UNFPA (United Nations Population Fund) logo arrived. A dozen well-dressed, healthy Zimbabweans in suits and ties stepped out. Some greeted us; others ignored us. Together, they filled the lodge.

At dusk, as we nibbled on leftovers by a struggling fire battling the mist, lit only by a flickering candle, one of the Zimbabweans returned to his car and glanced our way.

For a moment, I wondered if he might offer to help.

National Economy

The National Route 1 cuts across and sustains southern Mozambique for over a thousand kilometers. In its northern section, it winds through dense forests, offering visibility no wider than a green tunnel. Except for the few large villages it passes through, there are no side roads—not even a sandy track—just impassable trails.

You can guess what’s happening in the undergrowth by what’s displayed on the roadside—a road that sometimes resembles a chicken coop, given how many nests line it.

At first, the timber trade dominates: bundles of branches of varying sizes, logs chopped with axes, charcoal in plastic bags sealed with woven grass, and cabinetmakers.

Then minerals take over in small piles of gravel, rocks of different sizes, and polished pebbles.

Later, bold kids plant themselves in the middle of the road, forcing you to buy their pineapples, while others wave live chickens at arm’s length.

Regularly, fuel resellers have set up their picturesque stations of jerrycans and bottles.

Note on Weights and Measures: Here, kilos and cubic meters don’t exist. Goods that lend themselves to it are sold in pyramids (tomatoes, stones) or precarious but clever towers (potatoes, bricks).

You might hesitate between a small pyramid of large tomatoes or a large pyramid of small ones.

Other Travel Snippets

On a national road in Botswana, in the rain, these three white cyclists, loaded like pack mules, weave between potholes and dodge cows and mules, laughing all the way.

…/…

In the West, we fence in animals to protect crops. Here, it’s the crops that are fenced in, while animals—from goats to elephants—roam freely.

…/…

Just as the sun dips into the Zambezi, a hippopotamus emerges, glistening, crosses our camp, and goes off to graze without further ado.

…/…

In Mana Pools National Park, I set up my hammock between two trees overlooking the Zambezi. A hippopotamus grumbles on a sandbar twenty meters away, and when it yawns, jaws open at 180 degrees, I estimate that if I placed my feet on its lower canines, I could lean back against its upper incisors. But my guide is adamant: these beasts are herbivores. I consider moving the hammock higher into the trees (my guide is equally adamant: hippos don’t climb trees). I don’t sleep a wink.

…/…

You’re camping in this lovely cove on Lake Kariba (Zimbabwe), which, in the soft morning light, could pass for the French Riviera, with the Zambian foothills as Italy. Suddenly, a hippopotamus leaps out, bellowing, shattering the charm. You abandon the idea of a dip.

…/…

In frenetic Harare, gleaming German limousines vie for space on the avenue with crumbling Japanese minibuses.

… /...

At this large hotel in eastern Zimbabwe, thirty Zimbabweans from a reputable NGO are attending a four-day conference (led by three white facilitators), engaging in role-playing games on the lawn. A night here costs 160 dollars.
LA Lacalo Globetrotter ·
A hippopotamus skull?🤪 But where does it keep its brain? And what are those sockets for?

Good thing I didn’t win, because I wouldn’t be too keen on going to shoot that pom-pom! But what’s at the end? 😮
" Nous ne saurons jamais tout le bien qu'un simple sourire peut être capable de faire." Mère Teresa
RJ Rjulie95 Globetrotter ·
You always have a way with words, Jean. It's a pleasure to read you.

And some photos to share these moments with us! The highlight is the lion's tail, right?
"Je suis africain, non pas parce que je suis né en Afrique, mais parce que l'Afrique est née en moi." Kwame Nkrumah.

"J'ai appris que le courage n'est pas l'absence de peur, mais la capacité de la vaincre." Nelson Mandela

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VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
But what’s at the end? 😮

Your caution saves you, 😎 at the end there’s this (10 m off the trail in Mana Pools):



But where does it keep its brain? And what are those cells for?

Will Kola tell us? Anyway, you can have a big brain and still not be too sharp, literally and figuratively.
RJ Rjulie95 Globetrotter ·
Oh wow, they climb trees too! I thought that was just the lions in Manyara Park in Tanzania 😛
"Je suis africain, non pas parce que je suis né en Afrique, mais parce que l'Afrique est née en moi." Kwame Nkrumah.

"J'ai appris que le courage n'est pas l'absence de peur, mais la capacité de la vaincre." Nelson Mandela

https://www.en-voyages.fr
NA Nammanu Veteran ·
All joking aside, It's the inside of a hippopotamus skull. I know, I know, I don’t deserve any credit—I’ve got one in my garden... Jean, you’ll have to give us puzzles that are a bit harder than this. Thanks! Easy does it—simple is enough!

For example, is the IQ of a certain person posting in this thread a 1 or a 2 on the Daniel Hechter scale?

Emmanuel
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
At the very top of the right branch sat a male lion when we arrived. He climbed down calmly and was prowling through the grass.

KO Kola Globetrotter ·
It's the inside of a hippopotamus skull.\nI know, I know, I don’t have any merit—I’ve got one in my garden...\n\nMainly because it was already mentioned above!\n\nThe membrane surrounding the brain’s convolutions might have calcified... which would give this honeycombed appearance once the soft parts of the brain decomposed and turned to dust?\n\n@Voyajou...\nDid you (dare to) touch it? Was it crumbly?
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
@Voyajou... Did you (dare) touch it? Was it crumbly?

Oh yeah! I ate the missing pieces—it’s a surefire remedy for energy slumps. 😏🏴‍☠️

Seriously though, it *was* crumbly and still smelled pretty strong.
PI Pierre77N Globetrotter ·
I wasn’t far off... But I’ll gladly leave the prize to someone else. I’m not used to these little things you find at the end of the road!
CH Chris06 Veteran ·
and there you are in MOZ on the N 1!

A few memories....

icccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc the Bvumba Mountains near MUTARE

Pineapples along the N 1



Selling *frango* along the N 1



CHIMOIO – the town market...

chris06
NA Nammanu Veteran ·
hello,

uh, Kola was a joke... Oh well, no big deal.
KO Kola Globetrotter ·
Hey there...

Uh, Nammanu, that was sarcastic... Maybe I should’ve added a smiley? Like this one: 😛

(no worries, we’ll get over it.)
NA Nammanu Veteran ·
Ugh...

All tied up, back to square one... 🙂

And what about the IQ puzzle? Any leads?

Emmanuel
KO Kola Globetrotter ·
And what about the IQ riddle? Any leads?

Inversely proportional to the sense of humor... 😛🤪😉😏🙂 (I’m laying it on thick... that work? 😛)
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Thanks for playing! It’s the inside of a hippopotamus skull (Kennedy Camp in Hwange):

Oops! I had a doubt and checked my notes: according to the camp warden, it’s actually an elephant skull. Obviously, if I’d said it was a sparrow’s brain, you’d have reacted. 😇 I’m a bit obsessed with hippos at the moment.
MU Musungu Veteran ·
As long as there isn't an elephant under your hammock... 😉
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MO Mong1 Globetrotter ·
Hey Voyajou,

I was actually surprised by your reply, because it reminded me of this photo I took in a reserve in Sri Lanka... (And it *was* an elephant skull.)

But since you seemed to know your stuff and were more of an expert than me on African animals...

(Yep, some people are following along, even in silence... ;))

KI Kinousam Veteran ·
Exactly! Couldn’t get back to the thread sooner... but I *had* actually seen a "weathered" elephant skull a long time ago, and that was in Sri Lanka, a *really* long time ago. As far as I remember, the honeycomb structure serves the same purpose as in architecture: it’s strong while staying lightweight. Their brains don’t live in there at all... it’s just the bone structure that lets the skull stay sturdy enough to hold everything that belongs in/on a head, with joints that’ll hold up... but without having to carry all the weight it would if the cranial case were made of solid bone. I bet it has other perks too (buoyancy, thermal insulation??)... guess I should dig into the topic a bit! Bird bones have honeycomb structures too, but for them, it’s just about being lighter, plain and simple.

Okay... break’s over, back to exotic adventures...
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LA Lacalo Globetrotter ·
Ah, there's the explanation! 🙂 That honeycomb structure had me puzzled. It's probably, as you said, to lighten the skull.
" Nous ne saurons jamais tout le bien qu'un simple sourire peut être capable de faire." Mère Teresa
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
As long as there isn't an elephant under your hammock .... 😉

You can really see the native’s realism!😉 Especially since with them, there’s no point in climbing the hammock into the canopy—they’re capable of uprooting the tree just for a laugh.😎
VO Voyajou Globetrotter ·
Thanks for stopping by, Catherine,

(Oh yeah, some folks do follow along, even in silence...😉)

Out in the bush, being followed in silence isn’t exactly ideal—but your touch was kind!🙂 Those crossed bones in your photo—are they a warning like "when facing an elephant, watch your step"?

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